When Grandma and Sun Guixiang left, I looked up at Grandma: "Grandma, what I said is not right." ”

Grandma looked indignant, "Yes, that's the ignorant one, blind to her child...... Ay! Sibao, what are you doing! ”

"Let's play!!"

Don't go and see this lively!

Grandma shouted anxiously in the back, "Come back!" What's so fun about funerals! ”

I didn't listen to my grandmother's words, ran out like a rabbit, followed my grandmother, I know that grandma is our village to fiddle with these, she is not only a big god, but also responsible for the red and white things in the village, the earliest before the delivery of the mother and child, but because the mother and child died when the second aunt delivered the baby, after that, the midwife will wash her hands.

But even if I don't wash my hands, I don't think the midwife industry has any development prospects, our village is not so closed, probably after me, no one in the village has a child born on the kang, the risk is too great!

Another powerful one is the black mother in my grandmother's house, as long as grandma mentions the name of the black mother, no one in the village is not stunned, what Chen blind Li blind Xu Banxian'er, grandma said that if you want to eat this meal in the village, you have to behave with the black mother and give grandma face, although grandma looks at the feng shui or something, just half a fairy This meal is relatively hard in the village.

Of course, there will definitely be people who question my grandma's ability, and at that time, my grandma will say, what about my eldest brother who Xue Fengnian can't do, as for who my grandma's eldest brother is, I have only heard it in the mouths of people in a few villages, and it is said that it is not a fairy child, but the road is high, it is powerful, but where is the cat, what is the powerful method, then I don't know.

Anyway, as long as I make a mistake at home, my grandmother will let me go to the black mother's hall to kneel and think, where do I know what to think, just kneel and stay, sit for a while when I am tired, look up at this black mother, I feel that she looks kind and kind, looking at the age, it should be about the same age as grandma, I asked grandma, is it surnamed Hei, then why is it called black mother is not called black grandma.

Grandma Tai said to me a little helplessly, "Si'er, don't talk nonsense and make a karma for yourself, do you know, Black Mother is Black Old Lady, we have to respect her to call her Black Mother, she is the great protector of our immortals here." ”

Oh, I nodded as if I didn't understand, "Grandma always said that inviting the black mother to come out is the grandmother body on this grandmother who can make grandma jump that is so high." ”

I've seen my grandmother jump the gods, and the jump is not lower than that python fairy, it's like a spring under the soles of the feet, and it's easy to jump into the sky if you don't get a hemp rope to drag it behind!

Grandma smiled, "How can the black mother be easily invited, it is your grandma who called the right fairy to come with the black mother's anger, and whoever is invited is who, you know, the black mother is the head!" ”

I understood, I said I also want to be the leader, and my grandmother still laughed, "Black mother is benevolent to be able to rule the earth immortals, that is, you have to be able to help others at the same time, be good to others, people can believe you, what about you, you also have to have a good heart to get the blessing of the black mother to lead the Quartet Immortal family, do you know." ”

I didn't move, I didn't understand what was good or not, but I thought it was interesting to look at the statue, as if it was smiling at me, and I loved to look at it, because I also loved to laugh and smirk.

Leaning on the frame of the door outside Han Lin's house, I listened to the sound of suona, looking at the excitement, Han Lin cried with a big snot, kneeling at the door of his grandmother's house and shouting one after another, grandma, I don't want you to die, I don't want you to die, but I think there is something to cry about, when a person dies, he sleeps, what a big deal.

Seeing that I was bored, my grandmother came out with a stove hook, and she didn't let us see it when she wiped Han Lin's milk and changed her clothes, I wanted to help at the time, but my grandmother was unreasonable and pushed it out of the yard for me!

Alas, I also want to remind grandma that lice can't wipe off their tails.

I was still muttering in my heart, and the stove hook in my grandmother's hand was sonorously planed, and it was planed on the threshold of the north house of Han Lin's milk, and after three planings, she shouted, "Southwest Road, you go forward!" ”

Then he changed the threshold and planed, and he still shouted again, "Southwest Road, you go forward!" ”

Finally, he walked to my big threshold, looked at me in a low voice and said, "You go outside, you are blocked here and people dare not come out...... Old lady of the Han family, listen up, you go forward on the southwest road!!! ”

I was pushed out by my grandmother in a daze, I don't know what it means, who am I standing in my way? Who's coming out?

But my grandmother chased after me at this time, took my hand and walked back, "You kid, don't block the door, your grandma will guide the unjust soul!" ”

"Who is going to guide the way, who is going to the southwest road?"

I was reluctantly pulled back by my grandmother, "Don't go, I haven't seen enough, there will be delicious food in a while!" “

Grandma looked at me with helplessness in her eyes, "Sibao, how bad luck this is, go home, I'll read you a villain book when I go home!" ”

"I don't like to listen to it, I just want to watch the excitement!"

"What's so nice about that, that person can't find a way in the house when he dies, so your grandma knocks on the threshold with a stove hook to guide people and let people go out, you are blocking there, so Han Lin still dares to go out!"

I don't understand, "Why does she go out when she sleeps, besides, the gate is so wide, she is willing to go out and pass by me, and I also want to ask my grandmother why she went to the southwest!" ”

"Tsk! That's where the dead go! You're really mad at me, you! ”

Grandma was so angry that she pulled me all the way for fear that I would run around, and when she saw the blind man Chen coming over, she opened her mouth directly, "Oh, Changsheng, why are you limping!" ”

The blind man's ears were spiritual, and after distinguishing the voice of the grandmother, he snorted at that time, "Aunt Xue, this is not a good thing that Xue Baosi of your family did!" She bullied me and couldn't see digging a hole in front of my feet!! ”

As he spoke, his brows furrowed, "Is that little rabbit cub right next to you, I smell that she's going to make trouble!" ”

I broke free of my grandmother's hand and stood opposite the blind man Chen with a smile, "Grandpa Chen, I didn't dig a pit in front of your feet, I was playing with mud!" ”

"Aunt Xue, did you hear it, she still doesn't admit it! You say that she can't dig well, she digs in front of the blind man's feet, she just wants to kill me! ”

Grandma glanced at me, and her tone was slightly displeased, "Okay, what are you competing with a child, I don't think your feet are a big deal, when Ruowen comes back, I will ask him to send you some plasters, and you can also take care of your mouth, what do my four treasures and children know, you will be blind and bald every day!" ”

Blind Chen waved his hand, "That's it, I won't waste time with you, I heard that the old lady of the Han family is gone, I have to go and see, Aunt Xue, you have to watch your four children, people are afraid that the child will be washed to the sick when he goes to that occasion, and your child is easy to rush to the deceased to ......the point that it is difficult to leave."

After speaking, he didn't forget to open his mouth threateningly in my direction, "Si'er, you little girl is too good, you see that I won't tell your grandma!" ”

Seeing that he was leaving, I followed two steps and put my hand in my trouser pocket, "Grandpa Chen, don't be angry with me, I'll give you money to buy delicious food, and I can buy a lot of delicious food!" ”

Blind Chen raised his eyebrows, "Yohe, the sun is coming out in the west today!" Can you still know how to be filial to me? Okay, take it, I'll see how much you can give me to buy something delicious...... Oops! ”

As soon as he touched the things I handed over, Blind Chen bared his teeth and grinned with a bad face, "Aunt Xue! Give me the paper! What kind of heart does she have!! She's making me spend dead money!! “

I giggled, "Anyway, you will definitely be able to spend it in the future, my grandma said that this one will be old money below!" ”

"It's unreasonable!!"

Chen Blind shouted and limped away with a small stick like a plague god, and the voice could still be accompanied by the mourning of the Han family, "Feng Nian, this kid of your family is a little devil!" Pure to ask for accounts!! ”