Chapter 355: International Jokes (2)

The female anchor of the Syrian state television said in an impassioned tone: "This early morning is the early morning of all the Syrian people, this early morning really Zhu Allah blessed us to repel the Mi, British, and French coalition air raids on Syria, according to the latest news we learned from the front, we have always intercepted a total of more than 2,300 missiles of the United States and his allies, and forced back the French Rafale fighter jets, and the Syrian people told the aggressor with an indomitable spirit that the Syrian people's determination to seek happiness will not be defeated, The determination of the Syrian people to resist the attack of the aggressor will not be defeated......"

The anchor was broadcasting the news with high morale, and on the TV screen, the picture of the electromagnetic cannon blocking the Tomahawk missile of the United States was being broadcast.

The dense Tomahawk missiles flew into the sky above the destination, and they were instantly smoothed out by a flash of light, and the explosions made Trump's heart ache faintly.

The political system of the United States makes the president the result of the compromise between the two parties and the capital behind him, Trump launched several consecutive air strikes on Syria that were strongly opposed by the Democratic Party, if the air raid wins, it would be better for the United States to obtain the greatest benefits, and now the air raid has failed, more than 2,000 Tomahawks have all been intercepted, and tens of billions of meters of knives are gone.

Trump suddenly felt that he couldn't breathe, and a strong pressure surged out, and all the good cards in Syria, which he was proud of some time ago, were ruined.

He couldn't control his anger, so he called and asked, "Matisse, come to my office right away and report the situation!" I'm going to see you in five minutes! ”

Mattis rushed to the president's office and saw Trump with a cold face.

He began to report on the situation of the fighting in Syria in the early morning, in fact, he basically retold the news that had just been broadcast by Syrian state television, which was not as detailed as Syrian state television, and others even accompanied pictures and videos.

Trump has broken the pen in his hand, and he finds himself the most cowardly of all the presidents of the United States.

In the past, the United States failed in the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, not because of immediate defeat, but because of the failure of capturing the other capital and falling into the quagmire of war, and this failure was a failure that would only be discovered after a decade or more of fermentation.

Trump's failure was a complete failure, without the slightest ambiguity.

Because he didn't even hit the capital of Syria, all the 2,300 Tomahawk missiles he launched were intercepted!

"I'm humiliated! Mr. Matisse! I'm quite embarrassed! After a while, the whole world will know about this next time, the Democratic Party! Russians and Chinese people will see my jokes! 2300 missiles! Mr. Matisse, you see clearly! We fired 2300 Tomahawk missiles, not 23 slingshots!! ”

Trump looked at the map of Syria, and now he can't wait to directly let the ground forces of the United States advance to Syria and destroy Bashaer in minutes.

"Say it! What kind of weapon was the Tomahawk missile shot down by, 2300 is not a small number! Trump now also knows that there is no way to solve the problem by getting angry, he needs to know the true idea of the matter, and he needs to know what other advanced weapons in the world can stop all the Tomahawk missiles of the United States without falling.

"It's Ala, Mr. President, and the weapon's name is Ala."

Mattis also wants to cry, he doesn't know more news than Trump, and he just heard about this weapon called Ala, which he just heard from Syrian state television.

Trump said: "Are you a fool for me? This Ala is pronounced the same as they are pronounced by Allah! It was their zhenzhu who intercepted the missile, just kidding! ”

Trump asked several questions in a row: "Syria will never have such weapons, it must be Russians!" It must be the Russians! But we know the military power of the Russians inside out, are they secretly developing weapons? ”

Mattis said: "Before we launched air strikes in Syria, we have conducted a thorough survey of the Syrian and Russian prevention and control forces, and we have determined that the most powerful prevention and control weapon in Syria is the S300, they don't even have the S400, the S300 has a certain air defense capability, but it will definitely not shoot down all 2,300 missiles." ”

Trump began to curse his mother in his heart, and Mattis said nonsense for a long time.

"I'm just asking you, what kind of weapon is it!!"

Mattis lowered his head and said, "Mr. President, we are investigating!" However, for safety reasons, the aircraft carrier and ships have been evacuated from the combat zone. ”

Before investigating what exactly the weapon is, ensuring the safety of the navy comes first.

Trump said with a gloomy face: "You are fired, Mr. Mattis!" You instigated an air strike on Syria and caused heavy losses to the United States, and you were fired! ”

Trump needs someone to pay for the failed military operation!

Mattis hurriedly said: "Mr. President, we have the latest clue!" Our investigators in Somalia arrived at the Black Reef site, looked at the site of the destruction of the base, and analyzed the last video sent back by the Black Reef. ”

Mattis said: "It is very likely that the weapons used to destroy the Black Reef Organization are the same weapons used to intercept Tomahawk cruise missiles this time!" ”

Trump frowned, "Are your findings credible?" ”

Matisse affirmed: "Absolutely!" Before the building of the Black Reef organization was destroyed, there was also a drone emitting a bright light in the air, and this time the French Rafale fighter plane crashed, and it was also the same drone! ”

Trump nodded and said: "I'll give you a month to find out the owners of these drones and weapons called Ala, if you can't find out, I can't protect you from Congress's questioning of us!" ”

Matisse gave a standard military salute!

Trump turned off the tablet and also turned off Twitter's message function, and a storm of public opinion is about to begin.

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This day must be a day that can be recorded in the history of the United States, and this day must also be a day that can be recorded in the history of human warfare, because the United States made a big joke in the history of international warfare, 2,300 Tomahawk missiles, none of which hit, were all intercepted.

New York Times: The United States failed in an air raid on Syria, all missiles were intercepted by unknown weapons, and the Trump administration encountered an international crisis.

The Washington Post: The situation in West Asia has become more uncertain due to the major fiasco after World War II, with all missiles being blocked, tens of billions of meters of knives being lost, and Syrian government forces acquiring secret weapons.

CNN even used the end of hegemony as the headline, commenting that after the failure of this air raid on the United States, the status of a military power in the future will definitely not be guaranteed.

The European media also reported the news of the crushing defeat of the Mimetric, British, and French forces, and for a time the entire West was filled with shock, panic, and uneasiness.