Chapter 354: International Jokes (1)
In the early hours of the morning, after watching the battle for an hour, Chen Nuo basically understood the powerful advantages of the electromagnetic cannon and the Eagle UAV in the face of the weapons of the United States, after all, they are weapons separated by dozens or hundreds of years, and they still have the confidence to defeat the other party.
Habdi didn't sleep all night, he kept an eye on the war situation all the time, and it was really good to see all the missiles in the United States being intercepted, and to see the French fighting in the desert and flee.
"Hahaha! Mr. Chen, you're awake! You don't know that after you rested yesterday, the battle was even more exciting! The people of the United States have no light on their faces now! You are the benefactor of Syria! ”
In the eyes of Habdi, the statement is the benefactor of Syria, who single-handedly turned the tide!
Chen Nuo said: "Now the people of the United States dare not start a war at will. ”
Habdi's eyes were bloodshot, and he said: "I really should blow up all the ships and aircraft carriers cruising around the United States!" These people have really not done anything good except to wage war all over the world under the guise of min, zhu, and zhu. ”
Bombing and sinking the aircraft carrier of the United States?
The Eagle UAV may have this power, but it must not be done, if it is really done, it will not be a simple local war, but it will cause the third world war, and the people of the United States have not been sunk after World War II.
Chen Nuo sat in Habudi's position, Habudi was not angry, and then asked people to prepare a rich breakfast for Chen Nuo, and Chen Nuo deserved this rich breakfast.
Chen Nuo was not polite, his stomach was already hungry, and he began to feast.
Like Jiangcheng's habits, Chen Nuo has the habit of watching the news every day for breakfast. 、
He said: "Xiaoyou, tell me what is the reaction of the media in the United States and Europe now? ”
Chen Nuo forked a piece of Leba with a fork, dipped it in jam and stuffed it into his mouth, took another sip of milk, and said: "Especially follow Trump's Twitter, according to past habits, he will be the first person in the world to announce the war situation, faster than the BBC news." ”
Xiao You was still unsatisfied with yesterday's war, and said: "Rafale fighter is not enough, master, when do you find a time, I want to play with F22 and F35." ”
Chen Nuo almost choked on the milk and said, "Play, do you want to start a world war?" Hurry up and read the news. ”
Xiao Youdu pouted, obedient and obedient.
However, Xiao You's thought confirmed that Chen Nuo was vigilant.
In the Blue Star world, although artificial intelligence and human beings get along very harmoniously, there has been no crisis of artificial intelligence destroying human beings or replacing human beings, but after all, the civilization of Blue Star has been destroyed, and the development process and technical indicators of Blue Star artificial intelligence Chen Nuo only have his own exploration.
Xiao Yu is very intelligent and loyal, but Xiao Yu's belligerence is also quite a troublesome thing.
"Trump's Twitter has not been updated, and the BBC, CNN, New York Times and other media have not reported anything about the war in the early morning. The AFP website has a focus on the war, but says it has not received any news from the front. ”
It seems that the people of the United States are also the masters of reporting good news and not bad news, they have encountered a major blow on the front line, and they have not yet come to their senses, and they may not write any news to the public.
Since the people of the United States dare not report for fear of losing face, then Chen Nuo will do good deeds.
"Xiaoyou, has the video of the salute flowers been recorded in the early hours of this morning?"
"Of course!" Xiao You replied: "I must have a record of such a beautiful scenery, I asked the Eagle Drone to shoot a video of our electromagnetic cannon intercepting the Tomahawk missile, as well as a video of the Rafale fighter being hit and exploding." ”
Chen Nuo nodded and said: "The explosion of the Rafale fighter jet, let's treat it as if it didn't happen, just report on the interception of the Tomahawk missile, Xiaoyou, you can write a press release." ”
"General Habdi, I'll hand you the press release and the relevant video in a moment, and I'll announce it in the name of Syrian state television."
"Of course there is no problem!" Habudi said excitedly: "Today's victory belongs to the Syrians, and it also belongs to the victory of mankind against hegemonism, and we must share such an exciting event with the world." ”
Fifteen minutes later, Xiao You depicted the war in the early hours of this morning with sharply infectious words, and under Chen Nuo's instructions, all weapons such as electromagnetic cannons and eagle drones were concealed from leaving the country, and they were replaced by the mysterious power Ala.
The White House of the United States.
Estimating the time difference between Syria and the United States, Trump has long been impatient for the Pentagon to report to him on the Syrian frontline, and he can't wait for him to tweet to show the world the strength of the United States.
"Mattis, what's going on at the front? Why didn't I hear you report to me at the first time, more than 2,000 Tomahawk missiles will definitely blow up Basaer to the point of howling wolf? Dear Minister of Defense, tell me, Basaer was not killed in the bombing, and the living forces of the Syrian government army should have been completely destroyed, by the way, remember to send me a few photos of the scene, and I will use it for tweeting later. ”
Matisse has the heart to scold his mother, tweet, tweet your uncle's tweet! When are you still tweeting! If the news of the scene is announced, the Mi Congress will become a laughing stock all over the world!
Mattis calmed down his heart and said, "Mr. President, I have something to report to you, and I hope you ...... Hope you're prepared. ”
Trump was stunned, "Could it be that the blow did not achieve the desired effect?" Say, man, how many of our missiles were knocked down by damn Russian anti-aircraft weapons? ”
Matisse took a deep breath and said, "Second ......"
"Twenty?"
Matisse did not speak.
"It won't be two hundred! Mr. Minister, the whole world is watching our strike, and yesterday Russia and China issued a statement condemning our military action! ”
"It's 2,100 Mr. President, all our Tomahawk missiles were intercepted at approaching the target, exploded in the air, our allies Britain and France were not much better, all their missiles were intercepted, the French also lost two warplanes, we were attacked by positional weapons, and the technical department is analyzing what exactly was the weapon that stopped our missiles last night."
Trump couldn't believe his ears, more than 2,000 missiles were intercepted, and no matter how advanced the opponent's air defense weapons were, it was impossible to intercept all the more than 2,000.
"Matisse!" This time, Trump called him by his name, showing his anger, "You have to make it clear, now you are reporting to the president, not participating in a talk show!" ”
Mattis was about to speak, but Trump's assistant hurriedly walked over and put the tablet in front of him, and hurriedly said:
"Syrian television, state television, is now broadcasting news of the early morning fighting, we are in trouble, President!"