Eight years ago.

"My name is Tang Sanburi, Master said, my name was given by a passing immortal on the day he picked me up.

The gods said that the name of the three burials means to bury the sky, bury the ground, and bury the common people, as for why the surname is Tang, the gods did not explain. ”

The ten-year-old, fair-eyed little monk was lying on the side of the water tank, introducing himself to a golden carp that was bored to spit bubbles in the water tank.

When he said the last sentence, he couldn't help but show a tangle on his face.

Obviously, he has always been a little worried about why his surname is Tang, and he has not been able to get an answer.

In the water tank, the golden carp stopped spitting bubbles, and a pair of eyes looked at the little monk who exchanged himself from the fisherman with the purple gold bowl he picked up on the side of the road, and his eyes were full of curiosity.

Xu saw the reaction of the golden carp, Xu just wanted to find someone to talk to, although there was no verbal response, the little monk was still talking to himself.

"By the way, Master also said that when introducing yourself, you must not forget to add this sentence!"

After talking for a while, the little monk seemed to think of something, suddenly patted his shiny little head, looked at the golden carp and said, "The poor monk Tang San is buried, buried in the sky, buried in the ground, buried in the common people, it is rumored in the rivers and lakes that Tang San is buried who can live forever after eating my meat." ”

After reintroducing it, the expression on the little monk's face became even more entangled, "Eating my flesh can lead to immortality, Master said, this is also what the god said at the beginning."

However, I was always a little unconvinced. ”

Suddenly, the little monk's eyes lit up, "Little carp, you say, should I try it?" ”

As he spoke, the little monk's eyes sparkled as he looked at his right hand that rolled up his sleeves.

Morsel!

Just one bite!

Just take a bite of yourself and you can know if it's real or fake!

......

"So, in vain..... That's why you hurt your arm like this? ”

In the Daxiong Treasure Hall of the Asylum, the old Taoist priest looked at his apprentice, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

"Back to Master, this is the reason why the apprentice's arm is injured like this."

The little monk looked at the old Taoist priest sitting there, his eyes flickering a little.

"Okay!"

The old Taoist priest got up and looked at the little monk with unblinking eyes...... The arm that was missing two pieces of flesh for a long time..... After a long time, I couldn't help but let out a helpless sigh.

"Disciple, do you remember that the teacher taught you what rules and precepts you should keep as a monk?"

"Back to Master, you teach the apprentices: Master is in person, and the monks don't speak!"

The little monk's head was buried in his chest, and his eyes did not dare to look at his master.

"My teacher has taught you since you were a child that monks should abide by the rules and precepts, and monks should not speak!"

The old Taoist priest glanced at his apprentice, and asked in a changed voice, "Then you tell the teacher where the golden carp you exchanged for the purple gold bowl is, so that the teacher can also see the magical species of the golden carp." ”

The little monk subconsciously shuddered, "Master..... Master......"

"Alas!"

The old Taoist priest shook his head again and sighed, "That's it! That's it! What about royal power and wealth, what about precepts and rules, don't say it! Don't say it! ”

Turning his head, the old Taoist priest walked out of the hall with a lonely look in his eyes.

One-step.

Two steps.

Three steps.

"Master!"

The old Taoist priest paused, "What's the matter?" ”

"Master," a little tangled flashed in the little monk's eyes, but he still couldn't help asking, "Master, why is the apprentice of another person's Taoist priest a Taoist priest, the apprentice of a monk is a monk, you are a Taoist priest, but I am a monk?" ”

The old Taoist priest stroked his long beard, "Idiot, since childhood, you have been able to penetrate the three theories of Taoism and Confucianism, and now you have been studying for ten years, and you can no longer teach as a teacher."

But now, haven't you even comprehended the true meaning that your teacher wants you to understand? ”

"Really?"

Listening to his master's voice of hating iron and steel, the little monk's face was ashamed, "The disciple is ignorant, please also ask the master to teach, what do you want the disciple to understand?" ”

The old Taoist priest turned his head and glanced at the little monk with disappointment in his eyes, "What did the teacher let you understand?"

As a teacher, you have been through the three schools of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism since you were a child, and now, you still don't understand that Buddha is the Tao! ”

"Buddha is the Tao?"

The little monk repeated the name, "This..... Isn't it the story that Master told his disciples when they were young? ”

Hearing this, the old monk stumbled under his feet, "Huh? Have it? You misremember. ”

The little monk looked at his master, "Master, there is!" ”

"Kouhu, no!"

"Master, the monks don't speak, there is!"

The little monk looked at his master without showing any timidity.

"For the teacher, you are mistaken!"

Seeing what the little monk was going to say, the old Taoist priest directly added, "If you are very idle, it is better to copy the Sanskrit-like Diamond Sutra that the teacher gave you a hundred times to deepen the Sanskrit foundation." ”

The little monk immediately retracted the words to his lips, "Back to Master, it's the disciple who remembered the mistake, no!" ”

"Hmmm"! The old Taoist priest stroked his beard and nodded with satisfaction, "The child can be taught!" ”

Seven years ago.

"Master, why do other people's monks have to keep the three refuges and five precepts, but our pure rules and precepts only have one that monks don't speak!"

is still the Daxiong Treasure Hall, the little monk's facial features are wrinkled together, showing the inner entanglement of the little monk at this moment.

The old Taoist priest rolled his eyes, "Nonsense, is the master of other people's monks also a fake Taoist?" ”

"Master, you are ...... False Taoist? ”

"Huh? What false Taoist? Did you say it for the teacher? ”

"Nope!"

Five years ago.

"Master, Master, today the rabbit spirit and the fox spirit in the back mountain fought in order to eat a bite of my meat, and finally ended with the jackal demon being torn in half."

"Well, that's good, apprentice, you're about to get out of school."

Three years ago, the Daxiong Treasure Hall.

"Master, Master......"

"Son, what's the matter?"

"Back to Master, it's okay, the disciple just wants to tell Master that you look like you're about to fall asleep."

"Get out!"

A year ago, the Daxiong Treasure Hall.

"Son, why are you so depressed?"

"Master, the apprentice is thinking about a problem."

"Oh? What's the problem? Let's help you analyze and analyze for the teacher. ”

"Master, when the disciple understands it, I'll tell you."

"Good!"

A minute ago, the Hall of the Great Hero.

"Master, Master."

"Disciple, I see that you look good today, but the problem that has been bothering you for a year has finally been figured out?"

"Back to Master, no."

"Oh? So why are you so happy all of a sudden? ”

"Master, the apprentice suddenly had a bold idea."

The old Taoist priest glanced at the young monk deeply and nodded, "Apprentice, you can become a teacher." ”

A day later.

I smirked! Smiled proudly, laughing at the fact that Hongchen people are not old. ”

"I smirked, smirked, and smirked, and fired a map cannon with a smile."

At the foot of the Dead Man's Mountain, a young monk wearing a washed white monk's robe walked down the Dead Man's Mountain humming a song happily.

After living in the madhouse for eighteen years, now that Yicheng is a teacher, he is buried in Tang San, and he is finally able to take a look at the prosperity of this red dust and see the legendary Zhenguan Tang Dynasty.

Tang Taizong, who was often scolded by ministers, Wei Zheng, who was used as a mirror by the emperor, and Cheng Biting Jin.

Yuan Tiangang, who has no last resort, Li Chunfeng, who pushes the back picture, is still the martial emperor who is only Lori.

I was finally able to see with my own eyes, these people who were alive outside the TV and history books of the madhouse.

Of course, the most important thing and the most exciting thing for him is that the master who oppressed him, fooled him, and always physically punished him, finally couldn't control him anymore.

Left the madhouse and went down to the Mountain of the Dead, and from then on, the sky was high and the birds could fly, and the sea was wide and the fish jumped.

Let Master or something, go to hell!

Thinking that he would never have to listen to his old master who was about to go to hell in the future, the monk couldn't help but feel excited in his heart.

Excited, his eyes were red, his nose was sour, and his heart felt a twitching tingle.

"Goodbye, insane asylum; Goodbye, damn Dead Man's Mountain; Goodbye, old immortal old Taoist! ”

Turning his head and shouting a few times at the Mountain of the Dead behind him, he vented like a nervous disorder, Tang Sanfu turned around and walked down the last section of the mountain road.

Lift your foot, take a step, step out, step on the flat ground below the mountain, and follow steadily with the other foot.

"Host, please stay."

Syllable!

Steadily, his right foot kicked on his left foot, and Tang San buried one enough to gnaw, so he planted it on the ground.

"Division..... Master! ”

Regardless of the fact that he was frightened again, he spit out the dead branches and leaves and mud in his mouth, and buried Tang San in the sky and the earth, looking around, and spit out three words including the three words that connected the chin with his teeth chattering.

"After testing, the host Tang Sanfu tacitly agrees to the system soul binding, and the system soul binding is ......"

"Binding complete!"

"Congratulations to the host, becoming the first host of the system that will not die if it is not done in death, referred to as the system that will not die, and more tasks for death, please inquire by the host yourself!"

Quality Triple ......

The three sentences that came to his head and face sounded in his mind, and he directly buried Tang San in a daze.

"Division...... Master, it's your old man, isn't it? ”

Listening to the voice in his head, Tang San's teeth trembled and asked.

"The host please respect yourself, don't climb the relationship, the full name of the system is 'to die if you don't do it and you won't die system', referred to as 'dead system', if the host is willing, you can also call this system a system."

Tang Sanfu: "......" MMP, don't pretend, it must be you.

"Master, stop playing, take the supernatural powers, the apprentice knows that he is wrong, the apprentice should not scold you for being old and immortal, and he should not say that you are going to hell ......"

"Okay, you little bastard......

Please touch your conscience and ask yourself, if you slander the master who has the merit of teaching and nurturing you behind your back, won't your conscience hurt the host?

As the leader of the host's future path to death, it is necessary for the system to guide the host's correct outlook on life, values, and worldview.

In the future, under the wise leadership of the system, the host will adhere to the path of death, and be a five-good monk who respects the teacher and respects the way and abides by the rules and precepts in front of the system. ”

Tang Sanfu: "......" still said that it was not you.

"Master, even if you want to trap your apprentices, you can...... Can you change to a different voice first? ”