Chapter 336: Tang San's Funeral and Selling Meat
Sound?
"Ahem!"
Su Luo coughed twice, "Don't care about these details, have you heard of the public face?" Is it the kind of face that looks the same in the heap?
This system belongs to the public voice and has no features. ”
Tang Sanfu pouted, I believe in your evil.
"Master, what kind of play are you playing!"
"This system is bound to the host's soul from today, please travel and die under the supervision of the system, and don't live up to the name of the three burials."
"Name? Master, what does death have to do with the name of the disciple? ”
"Ahem, it's the system, again, it's the system!"
Su Luo emphasized it again and replied, "The three burials, the burial of the heavens, the burial of the earth, and the burial of the common people, the host itself also belongs to a member of the heavens and the earth.
For the three burials, the ultimate fate is to bury a few bodies. ”
Tang Sanfu was directly trembling, his legs were weak and he almost knelt on the ground, "Master..... Master, the little Wang Ba you hung on the outside panties last night was not painted by a child, you ..... You can't kill people! ”
"Shut up!"
Su Luo scolded, "In the past eighteen years, in your great, noble, selfless, loving, upright, and loving ...... I can't make it anymore, under the tutelage of your righteous master, the host has developed a good habit of habitually dying.
This habit is very helpful for the host to complete the system tasks.
Please continue to maintain such a good habit and carry it forward, never forget it, and stick to the core rule of doing death and not doing it.
Be passionate, adventurous, and new. ”
Tang Sanfu: "......., Master, you're afraid that your apprentice will die too slowly, right?"
"Master, tell me honestly, the name Tang Sanfu was given to me by you, right?"
From this style of speaking shamelessly, praising his cheapness of never blushing, if you want to say that this guy who claims to be a system is not his master, Tang San will not believe it if he is killed.
"The host is asking the origin of the name Three Burials?
Anyway, it was an autumn eighteen years ago.
On that day, Su Dao from the madhouse got up early in the morning and felt that the weather was good, the autumn was crisp, and it was a suitable day for spring.
So he walked down the path behind the mountain behind the Dead Man's Mountain, and walked and walked until he came to the edge of the Nerd River, and saw a wooden basin floating along the Nerd River from a distance.
Su Daochang saw that there was a baby less than a week old in the wooden basin, and with kindness, he scooped the baby out of the river and prepared to take it back to the insane asylum to raise it.
At this moment, the sky was falling, the ground was surging golden lotus, the white birds were flying, the beasts were prostrate, there were real dragons pulling carts, and the gods were dancing with the phoenix, and I saw a heroic and extraordinary fairy descending from the sky......."
"Master, you once taught your apprentices that monks don't speak!"
Before Su Luo's words were finished, he was interrupted by Tang Sanfu, who couldn't bear it any longer.
"Ahem, please trust the host in the discipline of this system...... This system is not a monk! ”
"Alas!"
Tang Sanfu sighed and shook his head helplessly, ..... in his heart But for a while, I was relieved.
Eighteen years!
From the moment I opened my eyes, from the time I remembered, what I saw in front of me was the handsome face of my old Taoist priest who couldn't see the slightest old age and didn't have any wrinkles at all.
In the past eighteen years, as soon as I opened my eyes, what came to my ears was the nagging sound of my old Taoist priest.
In the past eighteen years, those who have been conscientious and conscientious are the tireless teachings of their own old Taoist priests.
Eighteen years ago, I have developed that habit.
Now down the mountain, it seems that the sky is high and the birds can fly, and the sea is wide and the fish jumps.
But since then, I have left the madhouse and walked down the mountain of the dead, and I will never see my old master again...... His heart said that he was not uncomfortable, but that was false.
He seems to be happy and proud, but how can he not have fear of the future in his heart, and hesitation about the future?
If there is no reluctance, it is obviously the day of liberation, how can you have red eyes at the moment of going down the mountain.
And now.....
Everything, it seems, has not changed.
His master is still so shameless, obviously he was seen through by himself, but he still had to grit his teeth and not admit that it was him.
Obviously, his name was obtained by him, but he didn't have to say anything about the immortals, and he blew the sky and the ground swelled with golden lotus.
Do you want to be so good that you still live in this mountain of dead people where birds don't, guarding this dilapidated madhouse?
The pomp you always said, can the Buddha and his old man afford to play?
"Master, what are we going to do next!"
After sneering in his heart for a while, Tang Sanfu asked in a low voice.
"Death mission released: Please allow the host to successfully reach Chang'an, the capital of the Tang Dynasty, within three months, without relying on external forces and without using forces other than mortals, using all mortal means, including but not limited to cheating, abduction, and stealing!
Reward: Afterlife Spell!
Penalty for failure: Three months of hair growing to the face. ”
"Oh, by the way, does the host know what the capital means? In fact, not knowing it does not affect the understanding of the task of death. ”
Tang San's burial: "......" capital, can I not know?
In the TV in your house, the news broadcast at 7 o'clock punctually every day, the word "capital Beijing" appears not a thousand times, but 800 times!
"Go to Chang'an, go to Chang'an, go to Chang'an."
Tang San's funeral was peaceful, and there was no purpose when he went down the mountain, but he also wanted to see what kind of prosperity Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty was under the rule of Zhenguan.
Moreover, the people he wanted to see were also in Chang'an City.
What Li Shimin, Cheng Biting Jin, the two gods Qin Qiongwei Chi Gong, the two gods Yuan Tiangang and Li Chunfeng.
The most important thing is that the future female emperor is still Xiao Wu who is still a Lori.
Lori!
I'm really curious about how a pink and tender Lori transformed into a future generation of empresses.
But......
While thinking, Tang Sanfu walked along the path below the mountain towards the town seven miles away.
This trip to Chang'an for 800 miles, although it gave the month of time, but who knows what kind of danger will be encountered.
What's more, this is not a mortal world, in case you encounter some trouble along the way, encounter some demons and monsters.
Therefore, if you want to get to Chang'an within a month, it's better to go to the town first and find a way to get the fart out.
As for not going to complete the task.......
Tang Sanfu didn't even think about this matter, after all, when his master announced his punishment, he was really like a monk, and he never spoke.
And with a bald head and hair on his face, such an image, he Tang San didn't want to go through three months of burial.
As for how to get a horse out of town......
This kind of thing can't help but make him Tang San's funeral!
.......
An hour later, outside the Mountain of the Dead, in the most prosperous bazaar in Hades.
"Let's take a look, freshly baked Tang monk meat, eat one piece to strengthen the body, eat two pieces to eliminate all diseases, and eat three pieces to live forever!
Only this day, each person is limited to two yuan, the opportunity must not be lost, and the loss will not come again! ”
Tang San was buried on the ground with a white cloth, and there were about one or two small pieces of meat on the white cloth, and there were only ten pieces in total.
In the beginning, many people scoffed at a monk selling meat at a town fair.
After someone asked the price curiously, and heard that the small piece of one or two pieces of meat actually cost ten gold, he shook his head and walked away, thinking that this monk was crazy.
However, with the shouting of Tang San's funeral, as more and more people heard the news that someone was selling Tang monk's meat in the bazaar, in less than half an hour, more than a dozen waves of people were ushered in in front of Tang San's funeral.
"Brother Sanbury, sell meat again!"
A vixen with discharged eyes threw a wink at Tang Sanfu.
"Fuck off, fox."
The rabbit spirit squeezed away the fox spirit with a butt, and squatted beside Tang Sanburi, "Brother Sanburi, your master is simply bullying an honest monk, and every time there is no money in the courtyard, he will let you go down the mountain to sell meat."
Brother Sanbury, why don't you go home with your master! ”
"Elder Tang, is the meat real or fake this time?"
"That's right, Elder Tang, you see you also have ten pieces of meat here, why don't you limit it? Three pieces, I only need three, okay! ”
The wild dog demon and a brown bear monster had been facing the crude tricks, and they also came to Tang Sanfu's side and asked.
"Get out of here, get out of the way for the old lady!"
Just when a group of mountain spirits and wild monsters surrounded Tang San's funeral set and wanted to buy more Tang monk meat, a rough roar came from a distance.
Boom!
Boom!
The mountain shook for a while, and the next moment, a mountain of meat squeezed in from outside the crowd.
"Brother Sanzang, don't buy meat, my sister is distressed when she sees it, go home with my sister, my sister marries you, and all the family property is yours!"
When my father left, he left me 27 mansions, 15 shops, 3 restaurants, and two green buildings......
Roshan looked at Tang Sanfu with affection, and said in a voice that was even rougher than Zhang Fei's.
Holding back the feeling of vomiting, Tang Sanfu glanced at Roshan.
"It's Xiao Hei, those family properties are your mother...... Eh, your father Montenegro left you, how can you be so casually abused.
Listen to my brother's words, you must keep your family property in the future, you can't be taken by others, and you must be worthy of your dead father's hard work. ”
As he spoke, Tang Sanfu muttered in his heart.
How could a monk with such morality and a bottom line as a poor monk do such a thing of eating soft rice at the door.
Of course, the most important thing is ....... Six years ago, he designed to kill your father, and now if he occupies the inheritance he left behind, the poor monk is afraid that your father will be a ghost and will not let the poor monk go!
However, the matter of killing your father is no longer a poor monk!
Who asked him to buy a piece of meat from the poor monk, the poor monk didn't sell it, he even wanted to use it!
A group of demons and monsters were bargaining around Tang San's funeral, and what they wanted was not to let Tang San's burial sell his Tang monk's meat cheaply.
In fact, for these mountain spirits and wild monsters who have lived for at least a hundred years, they can afford to spend the money to buy meat.
What they really cared about was whether they could use some method to bury Tang San back to their homes.
Guarding such a large meat producer, who would look down on that piece of broken meat for one or two!
Of course, if it weren't for the jealousy of Tang San's burial, who didn't know what the origin was, and ten years ago, with just a light snort, he gave a group of big demons besieging the madhouse to ashes, they would have used it a long time ago.
In the end, no one was able to marry Tang San to his home, so a few people who were quick could only buy a piece of Tang monk meat and stew it home to eat, dreaming of when they would be able to eat enough Tang monk meat to live forever.
And for Tang San's funeral, ten pieces of Tang monk meat were sold for a hundred taels of gold, and a Dawan horse was bought for a dozen taels of silver.
After moving out of the gate of Hades Town, Tang Sanfu turned over his horse and rode away!
What the?
You said that a piece of Tang monk meat only bought ten taels of silver, is it too cheap?
Joke, cut a toenail and grind it into powder, buy a pound of pork for three cents and divide it into ten points, and you can sell it for a thousand taels of silver with nail powder, this deal allows you to do it or not?
ps:That,About the three thousand chapters,The truth of the matter is this.,Originally, the author had three thousand and one chapters in storage.,And then when I was ready to update.,As soon as I opened the ord.,I suddenly found that three thousand of the chapters were stolen.,Only the last chapter was left.,So I sent chapter 3335 directly.。
Well, I say that, can you believe it?