No way!

The head can be broken, the blood can be shed, and Ding Ding can't be lost!

Otherwise, when you hang up, you won't even have a chance to die.

I gritted my teeth and said angrily: "Hongluan, numb, Lao Tzu fought with you." Let me tell you, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty. The next time, when you fall into my hands, see how I play with you. ”

I bit my finger and prepared to draw the "Ten Thousand Ghost Talisman of Taiyin Mountain", and it is estimated that only with this trick can I last a little longer under Hongluan's hands.

As long as the snake demon and the ghost king can rush back, hehe......

Lao Tzu and Hongluan and this masked girl will settle accounts again.

Hongluan despises me so much!

She watched me draw talismans without stopping or disturbing.

I was overjoyed in my heart, and quickly drew Tai Chi Bagua on the wall behind me, the spirit rune slapped on it, and I silently recited the incantation in my steps, and the yin wind rose, turning into a whirlpool, and a ghost energy stronger than any previous time rushed up from the whirlpool and went directly to my body.

Hongluan looked back at the masked girl and asked, "Is it the Taoist technique?" ”

The masked girl nodded, her eyes bright.

I'm so confused, this girl asked me to use the Taoist technique to determine whether I am a successor!

But now I don't have time to care about them.

I felt the ghost king possessing me. It's still Xiang Yu!

This thing is simply haunted.

My Taoism has obviously improved so much, but every time I am summoned, it is still him.

Last time, because I had a bad attitude towards him, he sat there in a daze and drank wine for a long time, and told a long story.

This time, my life is in his hands.

I learned wisely: "Brother Xiang Yu, I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss my brother very much!" ”

Xiang Yu: "Hmph! If you slap the horse, you will be disgusted when you see you. ”

Me: "Dizzy, you annoy me so much, why do you come up every time I summon?" ”

Xiang Yu: "This king did it on purpose." You actually disliked my low strength before? Hum! Don't go to the Infernal Hell to inquire, the entire Surabaya crossing, a radius of thousands of miles, who dares to be presumptuous in front of this king? Born as a hero, died as a ghost. Are you taking this sentence as a joke? As soon as your summoning order appears, the stronger the strength, the more chance it will come out. So I rush out every time. Don't expect me to help you when you come out, I'm just a troublemaker. ”

I just made up my mind that I must slap Xiang Yu well this time, however, at this moment, I still can't help it, and a sentence of your paralysis burst out of my mouth.

Xiang Yu: "Damn, dare to scold me?" ”

Syllable......

He just slapped me.

Xiang Yu is on me, so, from the outsider's point of view, I am slapping myself in the face.

Eggy!

According to historical records, doesn't it say that Xiang Yu, the overlord, is informal, attaches great importance to righteousness, and has clear grievances?

Because I disliked him once, he came up twice a day to make trouble for me.

Is this a fake Xiang Yu?

Or is it special that I have been tortured in the Infernal Hell for a long time, and my heart has changed ~ perverted?

Anyway, this slap in the face is really loud.

Hongluan was about to click me, but she was stunned by my slap.

I scolded Xiang Yu: "You are paralyzed, are you interesting?" A little, and you're going to kill me? You know clearly, if you add to the chaos today, I will definitely die. ”

Xiang Yu slapped me again: "What does it matter to me whether you die or not?" You don't think it's interesting, but I think it's fun anyway. It's also idle to be idle in the Infernal Hell, and how interesting it is to come out and bully you. ”

Me: "~ you ~ mother!" Why don't you wait for me, and one day, if I have the strength to enter the Infernal Hell, I will definitely scatter your soul! ”

"Haha...... Then don't let you have that day! This king will kill you today! ”

Xiang Yu borrowed my mouth and roared loudly: "Retreat!" Little zombie, get out of the way! Let me see, is it a hard head, or a hard stone! ”

With his head down, he bent over and slammed into the stone table in the middle of the cave like a cow.

Bang!

I'll him!

Lao Tzu only felt that his head was suddenly stunned, his eyes were full of small stars, and blood was flowing down his forehead.

That's not all, Xiang Yu stepped back and hit his head again.

Bang...... Bang...... Bang......

Hongluan looked at me stupidly, stunned for a long time, and couldn't help but say, "Hey, beast, you don't even have a stone table?" ”

I scolded in my heart: I will paralyze you...... Lao Tzu is a collision, what does it have to do with scare?

Xiang Yu got on my body, and he could know what I was thinking.

I'm sure this thing is 100% in prison and sitting~ perverted.

He laughed twice: "Great idea! ”

Then, holding on to the stone table, I slammed it on.

Sister's ......

How hard it is!

, Xiang Yu, you're too ruthless. Isn't it just a matter of pretending? Ding Ding, who actually controlled Lao Tzu, hardened.

I call you an immortal. No matter how hard Lao Tzu's Ding Ding is, can it be hard than a stone?

Ding Ding scared the stone, and it broke it for me.

Bang......

No matter how much I scold, it's useless.

Tintin slumped on the stone.

I screamed and screamed like a pig.

Hongluan giggled with laughter: "It's fun! Hey, pervert, you have the ability to break the stone! ”

Xiang Yu controlled my mouth and spoke: "Don't worry, little zombie, the stones are continuous, Ding Ding is broken!" ”

Bang bang bang......

Xiang Yu hugged the stone tabletop and kept talking.

I'm so naked, now......

I watched my own Tintin slam over the rocks and spit out.

I don't think about the snake demon and the ghost king now, even if they rush back, I'm afraid I'm almost useless.

Spicy next door, if you don't die today, you must check the history books to see if Xiang Yu has a descendant daughter-in-law or something, who was reincarnated by Lao Tzu, all the men were paralyzed, and all the women were raped ~ raped. Otherwise, it will be difficult to understand the hatred in my heart!

Hongluan smiled breathlessly.

The masked man was depressed: "Thanks to us for making so many preparations, the original heir is so funny." I can't even control the ghost king I summoned. ”

I don't beat the stone anymore.

Because Xiang Yu stopped.

It's weird!

He could feel what I was thinking, and I could also feel Xiang Yu's emotions.

He was excited!

I was so excited that my heart wanted to jump outside. He even had a feeling of vertigo and couldn't breathe with happiness.

From the moment the masked girl said the first word, he put all his attention on that girl.

Xiang Yu burst into tears, his lips trembled, and he was holding back the thoughts in his heart for thousands of years and poured out with a loud roar: "Yu Ji! ”

Hongluan was a little confused.

The masked girl was even more confused.

The two looked at each other.

Hongluan looked confused: "What the hell?" ”

The girl asked, "Are you the reincarnation of Yu Ji?" ”

Xiang Yu shouted at the girl: "You are my Yu Ji!" Yu Ji, don't you know me? ”

Hahahahaha......

Hahahahaha......

Hahahahaha......

Laughing to death!

Yu Ji ......

This girl turned out to be Yu Ji......

Good! All right! That's great! It seems that Lao Tzu has to take good care of Ding Ding these days, and next time, take this Yu Ji to the sky!