Looking at the picture in front of him, Tang Sanfu was completely confused.

"This ...... Is that the Tang San burial you want to arrest? ”

Tang Sanfu raised his hand and pointed to the picture in front of him, and on the picture, a monk was drawn, the monk was riding on a group of white horses, and it was a pig leading the white horses.

That's right, you read that right, not a monster with a pig's head and a human body, but a pig.

A pig led the horse, and behind the white horse, there was also a man wearing gold chain mail, a phoenix-winged purple and gold crown on his head, and a golden hoop stick on his shoulder..... Golden snub-nosed monkey.

If you guessed correctly, this golden monkey ...... Referring to the Monkey King?

Look at the back of the monkey, the monk with a large package on his back...... The whole skin is blue, and he is an evil monk with a green face and fangs.

That's all.

However, who can tell him what happened to the monk on the white horse?

It's just that the head is a circle, and he can understand that his facial features are cartoon versions.

But..... Trouble, who can tell him, when did he wipe his body with what divine oil when he was buried by the holy monk Tang San?

The skin of the whole body is shining gold, not a personal color, what special painting is really his Tang San's funeral?

"Are you sure...... The Tang San burial you want to arrest looks like this? ”

Tang Sanfu looked at the two big fools and the second fool with the golden horn and silver horn, and asked solemnly by pointing to the picture.

Hearing this, Dasha and Ersil glanced at each other and nodded seriously.

"That's right, the master said, that's it."

"What did your master tell you?"

Jin Jiao thought for a while, "My master said, let's catch a monk named Tang Sanfu, the biggest characteristic of that monk is that the Buddha nature is very strong."

My brother went to the temple to observe the Buddha statues and found that the Buddha statues were all in this image.

The old man also said that the monk had three apprentices, a monkey, a pig, and a river monster of the quicksand river.

The monkey and the pig were specially observed by our brothers for a long time before they were painted, and as for the river monster of the quicksand river, although we have not seen anything like it, the river we see is the color of this way, and I think that the quicksand river monster that became a monk should also be this color. ”

Tang San's burial: "......."

What you say makes so much sense, I'm speechless.

But......

"Where did you see that the river was blue?"

Silver Horn replied without thinking, "Dongsheng Shenzhou, proud to come to the edge of the country." ”

As soon as the words fell, the golden horn slapped his younger brother on the back of the head.

"How many times have I said it, that's called the sea, the East China Sea!"

Silver Horn pouted, "Didn't you say it, the river and the sea are the same, and all the rivers eventually come together and become the sea." ”

Tang Sanfu: "......." Your brother is so talented, the poor monk actually has a feeling that he can't resist.

"That...... The two donors, I don't know the poor monks, can they spend the night in your lotus cave? ”

Jin Jiao nodded, "No problem, you are a serious monk who came to deliver a courier to us, so we naturally have to treat you well." ”

Silver Horn also nodded, "Yes, yes, monk, please, rest in the cave quickly." ”

Tang Sanfu breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, although these two were a little stupid, but with his own ingenuity, he finally succeeded in getting into the Lotus Cave.

It's just that.......

"Huh? No, monk, aren't you here to deliver a courier to us? ”

As soon as Silver Horn said this, Golden Horn also remembered, "Yes, yes, what is the express delivery, the one whose mission must be achieved." ”

Tang Sanfu shook his head, "That's right, the poor monk is here to deliver a courier to you." ”

The golden horn and the silver horn at the same time fell on Tang San's face, "That..... What about the courier you sent? What about the monk called Tang San's burial? ”

Tang Sanfu wanted to say that he was Tang Sanburi, but considering that these two people grew up with milk powder, their IQ was worrying, and they opened their mouths but still couldn't tell the truth.

In these years, no one believes the truth.

With one hand behind his back, he flicked his fingers, and a monkey hair from the Great Sage turned into a human form.

It's really just humanoid.

What Tang San's burial conjured up was completely in the shape of Tang San's burial in the portrait of the two people with golden horns and silver horns.

"Well, this is the courier sent by the poor monk, a monk called Tang San's funeral."

As Tang Sanfu let go of his body, the golden horn and the silver horn saw that the monkey hair had become Tang San's burial.

Flipping through the portrait in his hand, the two compared it for a long time, and the golden horn nodded affirmatively.

"That's right, this is the Tang San funeral we want to catch."

Silver Horn questioned, "However, he doesn't have a monkey, a pig, or a blue-skinned monk by his side." ”

Tang San's funeral: "......"

Gritting his teeth, Tang Sanfu bent his fingers to the ground behind him, and saw that the three leaves on the ground had turned into a golden monkey wearing golden armor, a pig carrying a nine-toothed nail rake, and a blue-skinned monk carrying a burden.

"Here."

Just when Golden Horn and Silver Horn wondered why there were no monkeys and pigs around Tang Sanfu, Tang Sanburi's voice sounded.

The two turned their heads to take a look and found that there was indeed a monkey, a pig and a blue-skinned monk beside Tang San's burial.

The golden horn also learned wisely, and asked, "What about the white horse?" ”

Asking like this, the two of them had no doubt why the four living animals had not seen this obvious loophole before.

Tang San's funeral: "......"

"Master, can I just beat the two of them to death and steal something?"

"If you want to taste the Celestial Thunder again, try it."

After all, he was a person who was destined to learn scriptures, and Tang San's burial was especially mandated by Heaven when he had a cultivation, or Su Luo covered up his cultivation information after he survived the Heavenly Tribulation at the age of three so that he didn't encounter any trouble that he shouldn't have encountered.

And now on the way to the west, it may be nothing to cast some small spells or something on weekdays, but in the doomed catastrophe, the monk who should have responded to the catastrophe killed the demon in the catastrophe in seconds.

Ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulty has completely become ninety-nine-eighty-one people who are automatically sent to the door, you see if the Heavenly Dao that is about to take shape can't help but jump out and slash you again.

got the answer he had guessed a long time ago, and Tang Sanfu was not depressed.

Being directly hooked by the two, Tang Sanfu knew that if he casually found a branch and a leaf to perform the change technique, it should be impossible to say.

"Wait!"

After thinking about it, Tang San Fu left two words, turned around and walked to a place where the two of them couldn't see, picked up a small stone and cast the Technique of Change and threw it to the ground.

"Bang!"

A white horse fell to Tang Sanburi's side, Tang Sanbury turned over on his horse, and rode away with the golden horn and silver horn.

Stopping beside the golden monkey pig head and the blue-skinned monk, Tang Sanfu patted the white horse under his crotch.

"The white horse is here."

The golden horn and the silver horn came and walked around the white horse.

"That's right, riding a white horse, leading a pig, following a monkey, and a quicksand monster backpack.

You are Tang San's burial. ”

The golden horn pointed to Tang San's burial on the white horse, and looked at the white horse under Tang San's burial crotch, the golden monkey, a pig and the blue-skinned monster beside him, with a determined face.

Tang San's burial: "......."

Yinjiao nodded, "That's right, you lied to us before that you were a monk who delivered couriers, you are really a black-hearted monk, you are Tang Sanfu at all." ”

Tang San's burial: "......." MMP, the poor monk has said it a few times, the poor monk is Tang San's burial.

But you have to disbelieve.

Now the poor monk has conjured up the Tang San burial you want to arrest, but why do you inexplicably believe that the poor monk is Tang San's burial?

"Monk, say ..... Are you Tang San buried? ”

The golden horn glared at Tang Sanfu and asked seriously.

Tang San's burial: "....... Amitabha, the poor monk Tang Wufu, is the biological brother of Tang San's burial mother. ”

Golden Horn: "Impossible, followed by a monkey, a pig, a blue-skinned monk, and riding a white horse, all the same as in the portrait, you are Tang San's burial." ”

Tang San's burial: "....... However, the poor monk is different from the one on your portrait, this is the Tang San burial on your portrait. ”

Tang Sanfu pointed to the comic version of Tang Sanbury conjured up from the monkey hair of the Great Sage, and said.

"Hehe, when our brother is stupid, he is just like the monk in the portrait, and he is the only one who looks like him in the portrait.

And there are four of them around you that are exactly the same as in the portrait, so you must be Tang San's burial, right? ”

Tang San's burial: "......." This is the legendary ...... The minority obeys the majority?

What do you say..... It makes sense.

"That's right, the poor monk is Tang San's burial."

Tang San buried his hands together and performed a Buddha ceremony.

"Catch it, starve it for three days, steam it and eat it.

The pig, the monkey and the monk were all tied up, and the white horse was slaughtered for dinner. ”

With a wave of the golden horn's hand, a group of little demons rushed up and tied Tang Sanfu and the golden monkey, the pig, the blue-skinned monk, and even the white horse to the cave.

Looking at this sudden change, the little brain axe that kept the crowd looking at Tang San's burial with a kind of admiration was directly confused.

What's going on?

The monk who was just treated as a guest by the Great King and the Second King, why was he tied up the next moment?

"Big ..... Great king, second king, isn't this monk our guest, why did you tie up the monk? ”

Hearing the little brain axe speak, the Silver Horn King glared at him, "You still have the face to speak, before you lied about the military situation, saying that this monk is a monk who delivers couriers, to send a monk called Tang San's burial."

This monk himself...... It's Tang San's funeral! ”

Cerebellar axe: "......."

At that time, the whole tiger of the cerebellar axe was lost.

What I said before is not this one...... Is this monk called Tang San Burial?

What I said was that this monk called Tang Sanfu came to deliver the express, and it was a monk who sent it.

It's just that the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn obviously didn't care about the confused inner thoughts of a small brain axe, and after glaring at the little brain axe, they took a group of younger brothers and tied the 'Tang San Burial Master and Apprentice' into the Lotus Cave.

Looking at the backs of the big king and the second king, and looking at Tang San's burial who was pushed into the cave by a group of little demons, a moment of confusion and helplessness flashed in the eyes of the little brain axe, and then ...... Instead, there was a touch of firmness.

At this moment, if someone is very close to him and listens carefully, he will definitely hear what is in his mouth.

"I used to be a small-brained axe, but now I can speak, think, and have friendly, cordial conversations with humans.

This proves that I have broken away from the category of beasts, and am no longer a simple cerebral axe. ”

"I'm not a simple brain axe."

"The monk came here on his own initiative to spend the night, not the meat that we caught.

There is an essential difference between the two, and it is the monk who takes the initiative to stay overnight, and the monk occupies a dominant position in the interaction with us.

Blood food is captured by ourselves, we have put in the effort, blood food is forced to be caught, we occupy the dominant position. ”

The more he spoke, the brighter his eyes became, and the more he spoke, the more he felt as if he had found some kind of faith.

"So...... Not only should we not harm the monk, but we should also protect the monk from being harmed by other demons.

Only in this way can we prove that we have escaped from the category of beasts and are true goblins who know how to reason. ”

While talking to himself, he walked towards the cave.

When the figure completely disappeared in front of the cave door, the cerebellar axe left the last words.

"I, the little brain axe, am a reasonable monster.

The monk and Tang San were the guests of my little brain axe.

The reasonable goblin cerebral axe will not let his guest monk Tang San be hurt by other goblins!

Cerebellar axe..... Be protective of your guests. ”

......

In the Lotus Cave, Tang Sanfu was finally tied to the cave by the two boys of the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn as he wished.

Looking at the group of little demons around him, although he knew that he could blow these little demons to death by blowing his breath, Tang Sanfu still chose to let them push and shove him.

While following the little demons into a cave that seemed to be imprisoning mortals, Tang Sanbury also contacted the Great Sage through the monkey hair that had become a cartoon version of Tang Sanbury.

"Wukong, the teacher has been successfully kidnapped by Dasha and Erdu, you and Bajie can do it."

After a while, the Great Sage replied with a message, "Roger." ”

After a stick of incense, several little demons in the lotus cave killed the white horse, skinned the horse, and boiled the horse meat in a large cauldron.

Before the smell of meat was in the pot, a burst of scolding suddenly sounded outside the lotus cave.

"Youkai, return my master."

"Fairy, return my grandfather..... Master! ”

The voices of the Great Sage and the Second Senior Brother sounded one after another, followed by a slamming of the door.

The sound was like a drum, and the golden horn fell from his chair to the ground.

Hearing the sound of slamming the door outside, the silver horn also jumped up from the chair with a bang.

"Who dares to come to my Lotus Cave to make trouble."

As he spoke, the Silver Horn King picked up the seven-star sword, took out the purple gold and red gourd with one move, and rushed towards the gate of the Lotus Cave with a fierce momentum.

On the other side, Tang Sanfu listened to the shouting and scolding of the two apprentices, thinking that this wave should at least be able to snatch away the mutton fat jade net bottle purple gold red gourd.

If you can get the banana fan away again, the mission of Pingdingshan will basically be completed.

Just thinking like this, I suddenly heard two thumps in my ears.

As soon as Tang Sanfu turned his head, he saw a head poking out of the cave door.

"Cerebellar axe?"

Looking at the head that poked out, Tang Sanfu looked confused.

The little brain axe showed a little joy on his face, and grinned at Tang Sanfu, "Monk, I'm here to save you." ”

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I'm going to be the best at medicine. But I just don't treat others, and I hate me.

I can refine small pills that can make people get rid of all kinds of diseases, but I just don't sell them, bite me.

I have peerless martial arts, but I want to pretend to be a weak chicken to abuse you.

——-

Since Li Zhengjian was bound by the pull hatred system, he has not been able to be a good person since then.

The morning sun rose, and he reflected a silhouette as he sat on the head of the bed, and couldn't help but sigh:

"It's so lonely......"