Chapter 395: More Poisonous Than Sanlu Milk Powder
The cerebellar axe was gone, leaving Tang San with a dashing back.
Not long after, Tang Sanfu heard the sound of the small brain axe communicating with people from the cave.
"The eldest king, the second king, there is a monk from outside the door who wants to spend the night in our mansion."
At this time, an unfamiliar voice sounded, "Monk? ”
"Yes, Great King, there is indeed a monk outside the door, who wants to spend the night here with us."
An unfamiliar voice rang out.
"Is it a serious monk?"
The cerebellar axe hesitated, thought for a moment and replied, "A monk is a monk, and I don't know if it's serious or not." ”
The king pondered for a moment and then asked, "What does that monk do?" ”
"Back to the king, the monk said that he was delivering a courier."
The second king: "Express? ”
"That's right," the cerebellar nodded, "SF Express, the mission must be achieved." ”
The golden horn and the silver horn glanced at each other, and when they heard the words of the little brain axe, they had a feeling of incomprehension.
After a period of silence, Yinjiao had a row of thighs, "SF Express, the mission must be achieved, what you said..... Seconds! ”
The Golden Horn King asked, "Second brother, where is the second?" ”
The Silver Horn King glanced at the Golden Horn with disdain, "Brother, look, this SF Express should be a kind of downwind express."
This express, highlighted in a fast word, we know how to ride the clouds and fog, we all know that the wind is downwind, it must be faster than the headwind!
Besides, the mission must be achieved, as soon as this sentence came out, although I don't know what it means, but there is a feeling of reliability, do you think of it, big brother? ”
The Golden Horn King thought about it, and also slapped his thigh, "Wonderful! SF Express, the mission must be achieved, it is really wonderful!
Listening to it gives people a sense of reliability. ”
"Yes!"
The Silver Horn King nodded in agreement, "What my brother said is right, reliable."
Therefore, in my opinion, the monk outside the door must be a serious monk. ”
The Golden Horn King thought about it and nodded as well, "The monk of SF Express must be a serious monk." ”
After speaking, the Golden Horn King glanced at the Silver Horn with some confusion.
"Brother, speaking of this courier..... Brother Wei still doesn't understand what this express is? ”
Yinjiao glanced at his brother with disdain, "Brother, you are lonely and unheard, since it is called express delivery, it must be handed to you quickly."
The focus is on a quick word. ”、
Jin Jiao asked again, "Highlight a fast word, but what exactly is express delivery?" ”
Silver Horn looked at his brother's eyes with more and more contempt, and opened his mouth to give an answer, but after opening his mouth two or three times, Silver Horn suddenly found out......
I don't know what that courier is.
After all, the silver horn is a little smaller than the golden horn, and the time spent in front of the alchemy furnace is also a little shorter, and the poison of erysipelas is light, and the IQ is slightly higher than that of the golden horn.
After discovering that he didn't know what the courier was, the silver horn wanted to make up an answer with a dripping eyeball, but the golden horn didn't know it anyway, right?
It's just that as soon as his eyes were halfway turned, Silver Horn noticed that the cerebellar axe was still standing aside.
At this moment, Silver Horn remembered that the little brain axe was reporting to them that a serious monk who was delivering a courier was coming to them for the night.
Thinking of this, Silver Horn felt that he was not far from the answer.
"Little brain axe, the second king will give you a chance to perform today, you explain to your family king, what is that express delivery."
The cerebellar axe nodded again and again, and at the same time, he was secretly grateful to Tang Sanfu in his heart.
Look, what the serious monk said is really right, monsters should read more, and only if they know more can they have the opportunity to express themselves.
For example, now, because he asked a few more words before leaving, he had an extra opportunity to perform in front of the king.
Therefore, I must read more and study more in the future.
Correctly go further and further down the path of an unscrupulous cerebellar axe.
Thinking like this in his heart, the cerebellar axe raised his head with his chest, and replied with a smile like the monk outside the door.
"Back to the two kings, express delivery..... It's the one who delivers something. ”
"Delivering something?"
This answer is not only Golden Horn, but even Silver Horn was slightly stunned when he heard it.
Is the answer to this question that stumped the two brothers so simple?
Oh my God, my lord is not good, after our brother went down to earth, his clever wisdom seems to have been discounted.
Master, can we hurry back to the sky after catching Tang San's burial, the Earth Immortal Realm is too terrifying.
Thinking like this with the fear of the Earth Immortal Realm in his heart, the Golden Horn King didn't think as much as the Silver Horn King after all, and he didn't expect that the wisdom and wisdom of the two brothers after they arrived at the Earth Immortal Realm would be affected.
After getting the answer, I immediately made a summary.
"Therefore, this express delivery highlights a fast word, and it is also a delivery of things.
To sum up, express delivery should be...... Deliver things quickly. ”
At that moment, the golden horn felt that in his mind, there was a divine light called wisdom that flashed and disappeared completely.
"My brother summed it up so right, express delivery, is to quickly deliver things to people."
Hearing the summary of the two kings, the cerebellar axe also nodded in affirmation.
Golden Horn looked at the cerebellar axe and asked, "What is that sent?" ”
The little brain axe thought about it and copied Tang San's answer - "A monk!" ”
"A monk?"
The golden horn and the silver horn stared at each other, and immediately glanced at each other, and each saw the incomprehension in each other's eyes.
"You mean you, there is a serious monk who delivers a courier outside the door, and he wants to send us a monk, and then a serious monk who sends us a monk and wants to spend the night in our cave?"
Listening to Yinjiao finish such a long sentence in one breath, Jinjiao's whole person was stunned.
Handsome!
It's so handsome!
My brother was able to sum things up so ...... Well, perfect!
Is this still the younger brother who has been crushed by himself everywhere?
The little brain axe didn't see the careful thinking of the two kings, but nodded, "That's right, the serious monk who wants to spend the night in our cave wants to send us a monk." ”
Jin Jiao was afraid that his younger brother would take the opportunity to show his wisdom, so he immediately asked first, "What monk?" ”
This sentence can stump the little brain axe.
Because...... In his words, there should be a monk and a monk monk.
A monk is a courier and stays overnight, and a monk is delivered by a monk who delivers a courier.
But what the Great King is asking now is...... What monk?
So, is the king asking now a monk, or a monk?
Great King, you are embarrassing my little brain!
It's just that after thinking about it for a long time, the cerebellar axe found that he only knew what kind of monk that monk was, and the monk didn't say what kind of monk he wanted to send was.
So, the answer is coming.
"The burial of the poor monk Tang San, the burial of the sky, the burial of the ground, the burial of the common people, it is rumored in the rivers and lakes that the Tang San burial who eats a piece of meat of the poor monk can live forever."
After rereading such a passage, the little brain axe continued, "It is this monk, it is said that the monk who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and seek the true scriptures. ”
As soon as the little brain axe's words fell, he saw his eldest king and the second king jump up from the chair.
"What? Tang San's burial?
Little brain axe, are you sure that the monk sent Tang San's funeral? ”
Hearing what his own king asked, the cerebellar axe was stunned and couldn't react for a while.
What the king said was that it was Tang San's funeral, which means that the monk who sent the monk was Tang San's funeral, or was it Tang San's burial that was sent by the monk?
I knew that the monk who sent the monk was Tang San's burial, but I didn't know which monk the king was asking.
However, I was talking about the monk who sent the monk, and I think the king asked the monk who sent the monk.
Immediately, the cerebellar axe nodded, "That's right, the king, the monk is indeed called Tang San Burial, burying the sky, burying the ground, and burying the common people, and it is rumored in the rivers and lakes that Tang San is buried who can live forever after eating a piece of his meat." ”
As he spoke, there was a hint of anticipation in the eyes of the little cerebellar axe.
Immortality, that would be a ...... How does it feel?
At least, you don't have to be caught like my mother and sister and stripped of tiger skins to make clothes and chairs, the meat is pickled, and even the bones are soaked into wine, right?
Just when the little brain axe was looking forward to what it would be like to be immortal, the golden horn and the silver horn glanced at each other, and they all rushed towards the outside of the cave.
"Second brother (eldest brother), that monk is really a serious monk, he is too kind, he knows that we are going to arrest Tang San's burial, and I haven't found it after looking for more than ten days, so I sent Tang San's burial to us.
Hurry up, let's go to the cave door to greet us now, and greet the serious monk in person. ”
Before the words fell, the two brothers of the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn had already rushed to the outside of the Lotus Cave.
"Where is it, where is Tang San buried?"
Jin Jiao stood in front of the cave and spoke first, looking left and right.
Silver Horn also looked around, and even looked at Tang San's burial behind him, but he didn't see the target he was looking for.
After looking for the monk he was looking for but not seeing the monk he was looking for, the golden horn and the silver horn invariably set their eyes on Tang San's burial.
"That serious monk, are you the serious monk who delivers the courier?"
Tang San was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart What is the matter with this golden horn and silver horn, why is there still a little respect on his face when he sees him?
Could it be that you are scared knowing the experience of the poor monk along the way?
Or have they seen through the poor monk's desire to rob ..... Got the idea of borrowing their baby to play for a few days?
Tang Sanfu thought about it in his heart, but nodded quietly on his face, and even reminded the golden horn and silver horn tactfully.
"Amitabha, the burial of the poor monk Tang San, the burial of the sky, the burial of the ground, the burial of the common people, it is rumored that the rivers and lakes have eaten a piece of meat of the poor monk and can live forever.
Poor monks from the Tang Dynasty in the East Soil, go to the West Heaven Da Lei Yin Temple to worship the Buddha to get the true scriptures, pass by the Guibao Cave today, the stomach is hungry and thirsty, and see that it is late, come to spend a night. ”
The golden horn and the silver horn waved their hands in unison, "It's easy to talk about the nightstay, monk, you sent us Tang San's funeral, we should treat you politely, there is no need to say that the hospitality is delicious and delicious, as for the ...... You can live as long as you want. ”
Silver Horn nodded in agreement, "That's right, stay as long as you want."
Now take out Tang San's burial. ”
Tang San's burial: "......."
After discovering that Zhen Yuanzi's ginseng fruit was wrong, he thought that Taishang Laojun's alchemy would definitely not be a problem at all.
And the Great Sage was fine after eating so many pills from Lao Jun, which is enough to show that the problem with the pill is not on the pill itself.
Therefore, it can only be from the waste pill of alchemy and the erysipelas discharged from the pores of the Dan furnace.
It's just that..... He never thought that Taishang Laojun's alchemy would cause such a big problem.
Look..... Look at these two dolls.
This good pair of boys is not very smart in the first place, but now after all these years of poison pills, what has become of the scourge to these two stupid children?
The legendary Sanlu milk powder, at most, that's it, right?
At this moment, looking at the golden horn and the silver horn, he had an urge not to rob them.
Or..... Grab them a little less? That dangling gold rope is Taishang Laojun's belt, or don't you grab it?
Anyway, the second senior brother can't use such a good belt, right?
When thinking like this, Tang Sanfu glanced at the golden horn and the silver horn sympathetically, and reminded him euphemistically.
"That...... I mean, poor monk...... It is Tang San's burial. ”
The golden horn and the silver horn set their eyes on Tang Sanfu at the same time.
"The poor monk is Tang San's burial? Where is the poor monk? ”
Tang San's burial: "......."
This is special, I can't talk about it this day.
"I'm Tang San's burial!"
Golden Horn and Silver Horn's face changed when he heard this, "You are Tang San's burial?" ”
Tang Sanfu nodded, "It's like a fake!" ”
Golden Horn and Silver Horn glanced at him, and shook his head at the same time, "Let's change it!" ”
Tang San's funeral: "......"
"Hmph, I thought you were a serious monk, but I didn't expect you to talk nonsense with your eyes open.
If it weren't for the cleverness and wisdom of our brothers, we would have already seen everything, and I would have been deceived by you. ”
After the golden horn finished angrily, the silver horn nodded in agreement.
"That's right, you black-hearted monk, just said that the poor monk was Tang San's burial, and in the blink of an eye, he said that you were Tang San's burial.
Can't you and our brothers hear the contradiction between your words? ”
Jin Jiao added, "That's it, and just now the cerebellar axe said that there was a monk delivering a courier outside the door."
The monk sent a monk, and that monk was Tang San's burial.
You are the courier, the one who is the monk, not the one who is the monk. ”
Tang Sanfu: "......." MMP, what you said makes so much sense, the poor monk almost believed it.
The golden horns and silver horns glanced at each other, and they all looked at Tang Sanfu with contempt.
"Moreover, monk, if you want to lie to our brother, there is no door."
Yinjiao nodded, "That's right, the master has already explained it clearly before going down, let's arrest Tang San from the Eastern Soil Tang Dynasty for burial." ”
Jin Jiao continued, "In order not to make a mistake, our brother also followed the master's instructions to draw a portrait of Tang San's funeral. ”
Yinjiao said again, "The master said, there are three apprentices by Tang San's side, a monkey, a pig, and a red-haired sand monk. ”
"Yes,"
Jin Jiao waved his hand and spread out a picture scroll, "Also, the monk is riding a white horse, you said that you are Tang Sanfu, what about your horse?" ”
Tang San's funeral was lost, and he said that if there is a portrait, can you still recognize the poor monk?
Although the poor monk did not bring an apprentice or ride a white horse, the appearance of the poor monk has not changed at all.
In his heart, Tang San took a look at the portrait in the hand of the golden horn and silver horn, and ..... It's a mystery.
"This ...... Is that the Tang San burial you want to arrest? ”
ps: Riding in a car, rushing, meeting classmates, should be busy.
I took the time to code a chapter first, more than 4,000 words, which is more than two changes for most authors.
There is no guarantee that there will be an update today.
If I can come back from work in the morning, I'll try to get another chapter or two.
If it's too late, the big chapter of the two chapters in one is not a drag.