Xiao Zhao Fanwai - Pig, happy birthday
The story takes place on Zhao Siyuan's fifteenth birthday. At that time, Xuanji had not long entered the palace, and had just subdued Zhao Xiaobawang, and had not yet fallen out with Zhao Daboss, and the relationship was in an ambiguous period......
Xuanji, Zhao Jianshen, Zhang Qiaoyu, Zhang Ma and several others celebrated Zhao Siyuan's birthday.
Gifts are naturally given on birthdays.
The reason why she still remembers this kind of thing is because Xuanji was eight or nine years old in her previous life, she was shot by a neighbor's child with a toy crossbow, and she couldn't forget the pain after the scar.
The boy naturally likes these weapons and machinery, Zhao Siyuan reluctantly thanked Xuanji under his father's gaze, turned around and carefully put the crossbow in his sleeve and hid it, the baby is very good.
Zhao Jianshen gave his son a big red envelope and said, "You have also grown up, buy what you like." ”
Xuanji was a little greedy, no wonder she was asked to spend 10,000 taels of silver from the account room a few days ago, this father is really generous, but it is too uncreative to give such a gift.
Zhao Siyuan saw Xuanji's eyes staring at the red envelope in his hand, and sneered: "You money addict, you don't have enough money in the account all day long, and you still come to worry about me, you won't ask your father for money!" ”
Dead child! Xuanji blinked and said, "I just think of a thought-provoking and singing story. ”
"What's the story?" Zhang Qiaoyu interjected playfully and asked.
Zhao Siyuan glared at him, blaming him for favoring Xuanji, and Xuanji knew that what he said would not be a good thing.
It was rare for someone to answer, and Xuanji immediately began to speak: "Once upon a time, there was a farmer who was very good at raising pigs, and his reputation was far and wide, and the pigs he raised were exclusively for the nobles of the Yamen government. On this day, his parents passed by his house and saw that his pigs were growing well, so they asked him what he used to raise pigs. The farmer said that it was wild vegetables and leftovers collected by the rich families in the town's restaurants. The parents were furious and said that I ate pork supplied by your family, but I didn't expect to be fed with such a crude and unclean thing, and I was disgusted to death, and immediately dragged the peasants down and beat the twenty boards. ”
Zhang's mother couldn't bear to say: "Pigs were originally raised with this." ”
Xuanji smiled and continued: "Later, there was a change of parent in the local government, and I happened to pass by this farmer's house again, and asked the same question, and the farmer was afraid, and replied that the villain cooked shark fin bird's nest every day to feed the pigs. This parent official was a very honest man, and when he heard this, he was furious, saying that it was extremely hateful for the peasants to welcome nobles and wasting grain, and he arrested the peasants and beat them to the 20th National Congress. ”
Ke'er on the side couldn't help but whisper: "These parents are too difficult to serve, and the farmers are so miserable." ”
Xuanji smiled: "It's not over yet." A few years have passed, and another official has changed, and he is also full and has nothing to ask the farmers what to raise pigs! ”
"Huh?!" Ke'er came in nervously, not knowing how the farmer, who had suffered two losses, would answer this time.
Zhao Jianshen, Zhao Siyuan, Zhang Ma, Zhang Qiaoyu and others were also a little curious.
"The farmer said, big man, the villain gives the pigs a tael of silver every day, and they buy whatever they like." After Xuanji finished speaking, the person had already flashed behind Zhao Jianshen.
Zhao Jianshen, Zhang Qiaoyu and the others couldn't help laughing, and Zhao Siyuan jumped up angrily to settle accounts with Xuanji.
The two circled around Zhao Jianshen before being stopped.
Zhao Jianshen stopped his son with his eyes, pulled Xuanji from behind to his side, stretched out his finger and knocked her, and scolded with a smile: "Naughty! ”
"Who made him laugh at me for being a money addict, hum!" Xuanji retorted.
Everyone laughed for a while, and Xuanji Zhengse said to Zhao Jianshen: "Since you are the father of this bad guy, how can you give gifts so casually?" Don't say you don't know what to give, he's your son, and it's a failure if you don't know what he wants! ”
Zhao Jianshen glanced at his son and said, "In the end, it's not the king's, Yuan'er's gift, this king will go back and send it again, and keep it to Yuan'er's satisfaction." ”
Zhao Siyuan was happy and embarrassed, and said in a low voice: "Thank you, father." ”
Before Zhao Jianshen could answer, Xuanji smiled and said, "You should thank me, just share half of your red envelope with me as a thank you gift, I'm not greedy." ”
Zhao Siyuan glared at her and said, "If you ask your father for money, will your father be reluctant to give it to you?" ”
Xuanji snorted and changed the subject.
Many years later, Zhao Siyuan became a great treasure and became rich in the world, and he would still accidentally think of this scene that day, and he couldn't help but touch the small crossbow sent by Xuanji, and secretly said in his heart: Father, there is only one thing that makes me truly satisfied, but you will never give it to me.
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I heard this story about pigs a long time ago when I watched a Hong Kong film, and I vaguely remember that Sammo Hung said it was to make the heroine laugh, so I changed it and put it here.
I wrote this article very early, and on my birthday last year, my mother gave me a red envelope and said to me, "Buy whatever you want." "For some reason, I remembered this story and told it to my mother, and she was happy.
I hope to see this little fan outside the people are also happy!
PS: Don't be suspicious of words!