The Great Demon King and the Little Turtle - One Hundred Questions (Part I)

This kind of extraneous is a bit of a suspicion of cheating the number of words, so it's better to put it in the public version. In a few days, I will put the next 50 more sensational ones. Hee-hee!

It's the end of the month, and everyone still has pink tickets in their hands, so leave them to me if you have them!

Today, I was reminded that I want to rush to the new book list, and everyone has the trouble of recommending votes to vote for "Violent Fairy", one person, a mouthful!

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Guest guest host: Passerby A.

1. What are the names of the two of you?

The Great Demon King: Chijian Shen, formerly known as Ji Jianshen, Zhao Jianshen, and Shen Jian......

Little turtles: Xie Xuanji, Yun Ge, Ning Yue...... Both

Passerby A: As a husband and wife, they both have a hobby of changing vests......

2. Age?

Great Demon King: More than 30.

Little turtle: More than 20.

Passerby A: How many exactly?!

Little Turtle: It's not good to ask a woman how old she is. Secretly, the big demon king is an old cow and eats tender grass, so don't ask, be careful that he retaliates against you......

3. What is the gender?

Great Demon King: Male

Little Turtle: Female

Audience: Isn't that what everyone on earth knows? Cheating on the number of words is not so deceiving!

4. What is your personality?

The Great Demon King: It depends on who you are right for, and it is generally gentle...... (smiling)

Little Turtle: I'm gentle! You are clearly a villain who is full of grace, retribution, black and insidious, and murderous without blinking!

Great Demon King: (softly smiles) My beloved wife seems to have some prejudices against me! Why don't we take a closer look tonight......

Little Turtle: (seriously) I didn't say anything just now!

5. What do you think of the other person's personality?

The Great Demon King: Smart and cute, lazy and willful, a little shy and conservative...... Sometimes it's bold.

Little Turtle: (blushing) My skin is not as thick as yours!

Archdemon: You haven't answered the question yet.

Passerby A: It seems that I should have urged this......

Little Turtle: (hesitating) Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?

Archdemon: (smiles horrifyingly) It's okay for you to tell the truth.

Little Turtle: (whispering) The truth was just said......

Great Demon King: Huh? I didn't hear you.

Little Turtle: Loyal and honest, fair, sincere, and reliable!

Great Demon King: Good! (Stretches out his paws and touches the long hair of the baby turtle)

Onlookers: ...... The skin of the little turtle is quite thick, so you don't blush when you say this......

The Great Demon King smiled and looked around the audience...... The world is quiet......

6. When did the two first meet? What location?

Great Demon King: It should be in the flower hall of King Zhao's Mansion.

Little Turtle: I looked like I was 17 years old. However, there were so many people in the Flower Hall that day, are you sure you saw me?

Passerby A: What do you mean by looking 17 years old, how old are you in fact?

Little Turtle: (disdainful) They all said don't ask a woman's age.

7. What was your first impression of the other person?

Great Demon King: I didn't pay attention to it at the time......

Little Turtle: Whit, why is a man so good-looking!

Great Demon King: It turns out that you fell in love with me at first sight, why did you never tell me?

Baby Turtle: ......

8. What do you like about each other?

Great Demon King: I like everything.

Little Turtle: (nymphomaniac) He's very good-looking......

9. What do you hate about each other?

Archdemon: It's not annoying at all.

Little Turtle: Talking often doesn't count.

The sweet words of the big demon king numbled the audience under the stage, causing the little turtle's answer to be completely ignored.

10. Do you feel that you are compatible with the other person?

Little Turtle: I don't understand, what is physiognomy? But literally, we should get along very well.

Archdemon: I may not take it literally like you, but I think it's good.

Passerby A: What do you understand?

The Great Demon King: She pays attention to the first word, and I pay attention to the last word......

11. What do you call each other?

Great Demon King: Little Turtle, Xuanji.

Little Turtle: I call the Great Demon King in my heart...... Usually look at the occasion, and on formal occasions it is called the emperor, husband, and me and him in private, so there is no need to call him.

Great Demon King: ......

12. How do you want to be addressed by the other person?

The Great Demon King: Kissing the Husband...... Whatever, how affectionate you call it, the big demon king sounds good.

Little Turtle: It's good to be called Xuanji......

13. If you used an animal analogy, what do you think the other person is?

Big Demon King: Little Turtle, Little Pig...... Sometimes like a fox (bad laughing)

Little Turtle: (blushing) Horny badass!

Passerby A: Ahem, please answer the question! Hey, obviously the problem of impurity is in the last 50 articles.

Baby tortoise: cunning like a fox, sometimes like a leopard, sometimes like a lion...... Well, it's not like that.

14. If you had to give a gift to the other person, what would you choose?

Great Demon King: The longevity lock engraved with my name.

Little Turtle: Why do you want to put a collar on me! If you want me to wear it, you can wear it with my name engraved on it!

Great Demon King: (pointing to his shoulder, smirking) You've left marks on me, so why bother wearing anything else?

Crowd: Don't flirt, I can't stand you! Answer the questions first!

Little Turtle: Give me to him.

Great Demon King: Someone else has sent it once, and you have sent it once yourself...... I wouldn't mind taking a few more times for such a gift, though.

15. What gift would you want?

The Great Demon King: It's up to her, let her do that kind of "belly dance" for me, and I'll decide what to wear.

Passerby A: (Imagination, thinking in a vulgar direction) Actually, you don't want to wear it.

Archdemon: (smiles) I didn't say anything.

Baby Turtle: ......

Passerby A: Don't run away from the problem! Speak up, talk fast!

Little Turtle: (squirming) Uh, let him listen to me all for a day.

Passerby A: (Lenovo becomes more and more vulgar, lewd and laughing) What do you want to do? The queen and the slave? **? Wow......

The embarrassed little turtle couldn't bear it anymore and gave a brick to the passer-by!

Society is harmonious......

16. Do you have any grievances with the other person? What is the general situation?

Great Demon King: Just don't shrink into a turtle shell, there's nothing else to be dissatisfied with.

Little Turtle: Just don't keep pushing me to work, but it's much better now, and there's no dissatisfaction.

17. What's wrong with you?

Archdemon: What's wrong with me?

Little Turtle: I'm fine.

Passerby A: People can't be narcissistic to this point!

18. What is the fault of the other party?

The Great Demon King: I like to retreat when I encounter things.

Little Turtle: Why do you keep asking questions...... He has a lot of problems, such as liking to trick me.

19. What does the other person do that upsets you?

The Great Demon King: Kind enough to promise some things that meaningless people shouldn't promise, and listen to the instigation of my mother's family to go against me.

Little Turtle: (glaring) Love to hold grudges, love to be jealous!

20. What do you do to upset the other person?

The Great Devil: Forcing her to do things she doesn't want to do.

Little Turtle: You know I'm going to be upset if you do this! Hum!

Passerby A: Don't digress, it's your turn for the little turtle! Ouch! Who's sneaking up on me from behind!

Great Demon King: The little turtle is not something that anyone can call.

Little Turtle: (gloating) If I'm too close to someone, he'll be upset.

21. To what extent are you in a relationship?

Great Demon King: As close as you can (satisfied and proud).

Baby Turtle: ...... Default ing......

22. Where did two people go on their first date?

Great Demon King: The Water Pavilion of Beshang.

Little Turtle: Huh? Isn't it a farm outside Ningjing?

Archdemon: From that time on, I decided to make you my woman.

Little Turtle: (gnashing his teeth for the arrogance of the Great Demon King) Hmph! But I began to feel for you when I was at the farm outside Ningjing.

Archdemon: (triumphant) That was the place where you kissed me for the first time, didn't you fall in love with me at first sight when you first met me in Beshang?

Little Turtle: Talent ...... Not really! (shameful)

Big Devil: (pulls the little turtle with one hand, smiles) I think we need to discuss it privately, clear the room!

Little Turtle: (startled) Uh, that's what you say! We still have a lot of questions to answer......

23. What was the atmosphere like between the two at that time?

Great Demon King: Very good! As soon as she saw me, she was smitten and she ate whatever I told her to eat, like a piglet.

Baby Turtle: ...... (Forced by obscenity, dare to be angry and dare not speak)

24. How far did it go?

Archdemon: When I was about to progress, she ran away......

Little Turtle: (whispering) I was scared away by you......

25. Where do you often go on dates?

Great Demon King: In the car.

Little Turtle: You need to change the habit of moving me around while I'm asleep!

26. What would you do to prepare for the other person's birthday?

Big Demon King: Little turtle, I never asked, when is your birthday?

Little Turtle: (trying to think) I don't know...... Whether it's my life or my last life, uh, I'll ask my uncle tomorrow.

Passerby A: How do you prepare for the Great Demon King's birthday...... Hey, hey, hey, (lewd laughing)

The little turtle refused to answer in shame.

The Great Demon King: (smiling triumphantly) She just washes herself and prepares herself for posture and stamina.

The little turtle burned.

27. Which party confessed?

Archdemon: She.

Little Turtle: Why! It's you! You forced me to be your woman before you met me!

Archdemon: I thought the confession should be something like "I like you...... (smiling)

Little Turtle: (Thinking about it vigorously, it finally dawned on me, and I shouted that I was fooled!) )

28. How much do you like each other?

Little Turtle: Well, I like him very much, and I want to be with him for the rest of my life.

Great Demon King: I want her to be mine forever, and in the next life, in the next life......

The two began to frown, and the audience shouted numbly.

29. So, do you love each other?

Great Demon King: Love!

Little Turtle: Love!

30. What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Great Demon King: She took the initiative to hug me and said that she liked me the most.

Little Turtle: When he coaxed me very gently, I basically didn't know what he said...... (blushing)

31. What would you do if you felt that the other person was suspected of changing their minds?

The Great Devil: (smiling) Eliminate all the factors that might cause her to change her mind, and eliminate all opportunities.

Little Turtle: Ask if he says yes...... Then we'll break up......

32. Can you forgive the other person's change of heart?

Archdemon: She didn't have that chance. (full of confidence)

Little Turtle: There's nothing to forgive or not forgive, it really happened, and that's something that can't be stopped, so you can only let him go.

33. What would you do if the other person was more than 1 hour late for a date?

Great Demon King: I went to find her, most of the time I overslept......

Little Turtle: He might have something, he should have sent someone to tell me, so I'll go back and sleep and wait.

34. What part of the other person's body do you like the most?

Great Demon King: (secretly stinting at the little turtle) eyes.

Little Turtle: (blushing) Eyes.

Passerby A: (dissatisfied) Two industrial alcohol!

35. What is the other person's sexy expression?

Great Demon King: (looking at the little turtle with deep eyes) When you are affectionate, you can't help but hug me and beg me.

Little Turtle: (Covering the mouth of the Great Demon King) Don't say anything, you big pervert!

Passerby A: Isn't the sexiest expression of the Great Demon King, ahem, and it's also a time for intimacy?

Little Turtle: Uh...... It's time for him to work hard.

Passerby A: Work ...... Does that work? (lewd laughter)

Little Turtle: (waves at him and gives him another brick) How do you know H like the bad boys in the discussion board!

36. What's the most heart-pounding thing that makes you feel like you're together?

Great Demon King: There are too many, but I'll say it again, I'm afraid she won't be able to stand it.

Little Turtle: (continues to cover the mouth of the Great Demon King) Don't say any more!!

37. Have you ever lied to the other person? Are you good at lying?

Archdemon: (smiles) Usually I just tell white lies.

Little Turtle: I've always been honest with you, what about you? You're used to lying to me, huh!

38. What do you feel happiest about?

Great Demon King: You can sleep with her in your arms, and when you wake up in the morning, you can see her by your side.

Little Turtle: He cooks something for me to eat.

39. Have you ever quarreled?

Archdemon: What's the problem? Do husbands and wives get along without quarrels?

Little Turtle: That's right!

40. What kind of quarrels are they?

Little Turtle: (Fierce answers) We won't tell you about our private affairs!

Great Demon King: (snickering) ......

41. How will you be reconciled after that?

Little Turtle: (continues to answer fiercely) This is also our private matter, so I won't tell you!

Great Demon King: (continues snickering) ......

42. Do you still want to be a lover after being reincarnated?

Great Demon King: Hope (squinting at the little turtle).

Little Turtle: Well, if anything......

Great Demon King: I won't give you to anyone else, and I can't do it if you say yes!

Little Turtle: I didn't say I really wanted to be with Yue Yi.

Great Demon King: I can't do it with anyone else!

43. When does it make you feel loved?

Great Demon King: She took the initiative to make love to me and take care of me.

Little Turtle: Remember what I said, and try to get along with me in the way I like.

44. When does it make you feel like maybe he doesn't love me anymore?

Archdemon: I said I wouldn't give her a chance to change her mind.

Little Turtle: Well, he shouldn't change his mind......

Archdemon: I'm sure I won't change my mind!

45. What is your method of expressing love?

Archdemon: I can answer, but I'm afraid she'll be shy.

Little Turtle: You don't have to answer (masking).

Passerby A: The woman hasn't answered yet...... For the first time, don't run away from the problem!

Little Turtle: Let him do things that would make me shy...... (blushing)

46. What do you think is a flower that matches each other?

The Great Demon King: No flower can compare to her.

Little Turtle: Poppies. It's bad and good-looking.

47. Did the two hide anything from each other?

Great Demon King: No, even if there is, it's for her good.

Little Turtle: Me didn't either, woooooooooooo You don't know how powerful the Great Demon King is, where can I hide him?

48. What kind of complex do you have?

Great Demon King: Does she count?

Little Turtle: Uh, make money and sleep.

49. Is the relationship between the two recognized or extremely secret?

Great Demon King: Public, the whole world knows about it

Little Turtle: Hmmm (nodding).

50. Do you think your love with the other person will last forever?

Archdemon: Absolutely.

Little Turtle: The ...... How far is forever?

Big Devil: Little Turtle ......

Little Turtle: It's going to be a meeting.

Passerby A: Why do you seem to be reluctant?

Great Demon King: I said she's shy!