Paparazzi Report No. 11: Aunt Qin is by Chun Fei Yan
Reporter of this newspaper: I heard that the Hou Ye rested in your house for a few days?
Aunt Qin: Yes
Reporter: I heard that you asked for water in the middle of the night?
Aunt Qin: Yes
Reporter: Why? Did you always ask for water in the past?
Aunt Qin: Is there any problem with asking for water? Didn't Luo Shi Niang ask for water, and twice!
Reporter of this newspaper: It was because she was psychologically unable to accept it and physically could not tolerate physical intimacy for a long time, so she had to take a bath to alleviate this discomfort
Aunt Qin: The slave family is also psychologically unacceptable and physically unable to tolerate physical intimacy, so they have to wash and bathe to alleviate this discomfort
Reporter: Why can't you accept it psychologically? You're Xu Si's aunt, aren't you?
Aunt Qin: Why is Luo Shiniang psychologically unacceptable? She's the wife of Lord Hou, isn't she?
Reporter of this newspaper: Eleventh is a modern type, Xu Si is an ancient type, and she has a different concept from him
Aunt Qin: The slave family is GL type, and the Hou Ye is BG type, and the slave is different from him!
Reporter: Then what did you blush the next day?
Aunt Qin: As an aunt, I have to serve the Hou Ye, I can't help myself, in the face of everyone's scrutiny, I dare not speak out, I am full of grievances and have nowhere to complain, and my face is red
Reporter: In that case, what is your shy look?
Aunt Qin: It's all red, so let's pretend to be shy, don't waste resources, and hide the true mood of the slave family
Reporter: Alas, it's not easy to be a woman!
Aunt Qin: It's not easy to be an aunt, and it's even harder to be a GL-type aunt!
Reporter of this newspaper: The last question is also asked on behalf of the broad masses of the people - what was the XXOO between you and Xu Si like that night?
Aunt Qin: Isn't your newspaper known as harmony, how do you ask the details of XXOO?
Reporter of this newspaper: Harmony and everything else are floating clouds for this newspaper, which can be blown by the wind today and blown away by the wind tomorrow
Aunt Qin: Well, just like love, when it doesn't come like a spring dream, it seems to have nowhere to go to the clouds......
Reporter: ...... Questions about XXOO???
Aunt Qin: Let's go and ask Master Hou
Reporter of this newspaper: Hou Ye is very silent, and everyone is more curious
Aunt Qin: Then go and ask Squeak
Reporter of this newspaper: Could it be that Qida couldn't watch the battle at the XXOO scene between you and Xu Si?
Aunt Qin: This paparazzi is really unprofessional, I don't even know this! Squeak is the costume, stage, lighting, sound, action director, designer, chief planner and chief director of XXOO scene!
(Since the parties avoided talking about XXOO, this newspaper can only continue to be harmonious...... Paparazzi ashamed...... )