Chapter Twenty-Three: Cannibalism
As soon as the fat man's words came out, my scalp instantly tingled, and I looked at her cautiously. I didn't think she was looking at me too, with a smile on her face, and she couldn't help but lick her red lips like a demon!
"Holy! She...... What is she going to do? ”
"Little brother, don't be afraid." She looked at my already trembling body and smiled evilly, as if she had seen the delicacy of the world!
"Shut up!" The fat man let out a loud shout, his expression unusually rare in panic. As soon as I saw this look, my whole heart jumped suddenly!
"What are you talking about? Dead fatty, you speak to me nicely! The female ghost's eyes widened, and a chill suddenly emanated from her body.
I shuddered, and my mind raced, thinking about how to get out, but I couldn't do anything about it!
The fat man's face was full of anger, and he opened his mouth to scold, but in the end he still didn't scold.
"Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the ground. Girl, you must be today"
"Fart. Dead fatty, how can you learn to be bald...... What about the bullshit monk? Before the fat man finished speaking, he was directly interrupted by the glamorous female ghost. But looking at her appearance, she doesn't seem to have a good impression of the monk!
"Humph! This princess won't tell you. I know that you don't want to kill me, and all the people who are virtuous are hypocrites with vain reputations! The glamorous female ghost said proudly with an expression that looked down on the fat man and them. Then he withdrew his gaze and looked at me, who was trembling and staying where I was.
My scalp jumped, and my heart instantly panicked, listening to what she meant, was she going to attack me?
"There is a way in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door to hell to break into. Since this is the case, don't blame the fat man for being cold-blooded and ruthless! The fat man seemed to know that this female ghost was going to attack me, and he suddenly shouted, his momentum changed suddenly, and he no longer had the lazy appearance he had before, and the whole person looked at the female ghost like a "fat" god of war!
I was shocked by his momentum, and I almost didn't applaud loudly in my heart, "Good! ”
I saw that his eyes were like copper bells, and his eyes were like two electric currents shooting directly at the female ghost. At the same time, the female ghost in front of me "snorted", and her figure began to become blurred, and my heart moved, this is going to die?
Immediately after, before she could take half a breath, the female ghost turned into a puff of green smoke and disappeared!
Seeing the female ghost in front of me disappear completely, I was cold, and I didn't even feel a chill, but I didn't feel anything when I shivered!
"Thank you...... Thank you! Looking at the fat man with eyes open like copper bells and a slightly stunned expression, I spoke up.
Looking at him, it seems that he didn't even expect that the female ghost would be eliminated by him so easily. But I didn't care, his momentum just now was definitely a big move, and he eliminated the female ghost in the blink of an eye, which is naturally understandable!
It's just that to my surprise, he seems to be stunned by his big move just now, and he hasn't come to his senses until now, and even I turned a deaf ear to thank him, and his eyes are still looking straight at the direction where the female ghost was standing before!
I laughed and wanted to tell him not to be stunned, the female ghost was dead, but I didn't know how to open my mouth when the words came to my mouth.
In front of me, I was a fat man, and the dead fat man was called, but now it's good, and I don't know what to call it for a while. You can't still call it fat, right?
This is definitely not good, no matter what people say, it also saved my life, how can I say it again if I am so disrespectful?
I looked at him like this, and he looked at the place where the female ghost had disappeared, and for a moment froze in place.
"Huh? Lin Hao, what about the female ghost? In an instant, Heiwa and the others walked out of the mountains and forests, and looked at me with high spirits. Look at that look and posture, as if the general has returned from victory.
"The soul is gone!" I replied with a smile.
When the four of them heard this, they immediately looked at the fat man, and their eyes were full of admiration. If one of them hadn't seen that the fat man's expression was a little wrong, otherwise he might have fallen directly to the ground and asked him to take him as an apprentice!
"Ahem!" Ma Lao coughed, and Heiwa saw him struggling to get up, so he quickly leaned over and helped him up, worried: "Ma Lao, are you okay?" ”
Ma Lao waved his hand to signal that he was fine, and then looked at the fat man who was still standing in place and said, "This Daoist brother, thank you!" ”
"I didn't ...... It's okay, raise your hand" The fat man finally came back to his senses, but his expression was extremely unnatural when he spoke, and he didn't even say the four words of raising his hands thoroughly: "Since the evil has been eliminated, I won't stay for a long time with the fat man." ”
The fat man looked anxious to leave when he spoke, as if there was something extremely important waiting for him to do!
However, he helped so much, how could Ma Lao let the family leave empty-handed, and immediately said, "Brother Dao, this is not good." If you go, if your peers know, what will the old man become? ”
"Don't worry, although we don't have any good things to entertain in this poor country, there is some game, and I guess Brother Dao has never eaten it."
"Yes, yes, you have seen it, fat man, we don't say anything else here, if you want to eat wild game in the mountains, as long as you say what you want to eat, I will definitely get it for you!" As soon as Heiwa heard Ma Lao's words, she quickly echoed.
"That'...... I might as well obey my fate if I respect that fat man! ”
"That's great!" Ma Lao laughed, but he was pulled to the wound and coughed instantly.
As soon as the female ghost was removed, the big stone in everyone's hearts finally landed, and at this moment they all left the cemetery with a smile and returned to the village.
There is a glimmer of twilight on the horizon, and the dawn is fading and the morning sun is rising. I felt like I was in a fantasy world, as if the night was as long as a century.
I can't help but wonder, if it weren't for this fat man next to me, would we still have the chance to see the sun today?
It turns out that the feeling of being alive is so beautiful!
"Your name is Lin Hao?" Just as I sighed, it turns out that when people face death, their only wish is to live well. The fat man beside him suddenly spoke.
"Hmm!" I nodded, a hint of gratitude to him. Although this man is a bit cheap, he finally saved everyone's lives. And it seems that he is at most a little cheap, and he is not a bad person!
"That'...... That, my name is Qian Sanfat, and I am known as the inverted master, if you have anything, come to the capital to find me! ”
I was stunned for a moment, and I didn't understand when this fat man became so good at talking? But I was just stunned for a moment, and quickly replied, "Okay." ”
When the fat man saw that I nodded in agreement, he stopped talking, as if he had done something wrong. But I didn't care, and just said yes casually.
Although he is a master who can catch ghosts and subdue demons, I don't seem to have anything to do to find him. What's more, it's still in the capital. If I really encounter a ghost or something, I guess I'll die before I can find him.
Therefore, I can only appreciate his kindness, as long as he comes here, I will definitely treat him well!
By the time I got back to the village, it was already dark and the sun was slowly rising from the east. Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu's mother, and some other villagers were all quietly relieved to see that we came back safe and sound!
The village is so big, this matter has long been a household name, and at this moment, Xiaoyu's family has gathered a lot of villagers, but because Xiaoyu's grandfather's funeral has not been done, everyone didn't ask more about the cemetery.
While I was eating, the phone rang suddenly, I took out my mobile phone, saw that it was Lin Qingshan, and quickly connected it.
Calling so early, I guess I'm going to curse, I can't help but think. But just scold, scold, there's no way, who makes the family a leader.
There was another sound of "la" on the phone, but the signal was not directly cut off, and after the noise, Lin Qingshan's voice came.
"Haozi, when will you be back?"
This...... I was stunned for a while, although I knew that he must have called me to call me back, but I haven't found out about Xiaoling......
"Hello? Haozi? Lin Qingshan's voice came from the phone again, and his tone was already full of displeasure.
"Ah, I...... I'm today"
Before I could finish speaking, there was a busy "beep" sound from the earpiece!
Hung up? I glanced at my phone helplessly, it turned out that there was no signal, not Lin Qingshan who hung up the phone angrily.
But I think so, Lin Qingshan may not be, at this time, he is very likely to have dropped the phone!
It seems that I have to go back first, otherwise I really don't know where to go when I lose my job?
The profession of undertaker is quite scarce. But the market has made this profession less scarce, because most of those who do this business will do it for a lifetime.