Chapter 22: The Slap
"Incarnate as a real ghost?" I stared blankly at the fat man with a smug look on his face, were he sure he wasn't here to be funny?
Heiwa They also looked confused, as if they were saying in their eyes, neurotic?
The sudden silence of the crowd seemed to stimulate the fat man, and he took out a few yellow talismans from his arms unhappily, and then pasted one on each filial piety stick and said, "Let's go!" ”
"Let's go?"
"Fight ghosts!" Looking at the black baby, they were still stunned, and the fat man said impatiently.
"This ......" Heiwa They were obviously frightened, and when they heard that the fat man really wanted them to fight ghosts, they all showed panic on their faces and didn't dare to move!
"How dare you pretend to be a ghost if you're so young?" The fat man shouted a little angrily, and then snatched the filial piety stick in Heiwa's hand and walked directly towards those lonely ghosts!
These lonely souls and wild ghosts looked at it, and this dead fat man dared to walk into their encirclement? At the moment, they were all grinning like they were being provoked and rushed towards the fat man!
Looking at these lonely souls and wild ghosts surging in, the fat man snorted coldly, and then held the right hand of the filial piety stick and swept it out suddenly!
Just swept away, and the row of lonely souls and wild ghosts that came first turned into a puff of green smoke in an instant!
Seeing this scene, I was stunned on the spot. This...... So powerful?
"See?" The fat man looked at Heiwa unhappily and shouted, and then threw the filial piety stick in his hand back to Heiwa, as if he had dirty his hands just now!
"Look...... See! Heiwa and the others nodded hurriedly, their eyes full of shock and disbelief.
"Why are you stunned when you see it, go on!"
"This ......"
"Holy, grandma's. Old man, you also accept them as apprentices for such a waste? ”
"They are not my apprentices!" Ma Lao's face turned pale for a while.
"I'll just say, how can people in our industry have such a bad vision!" The fat man breathed a sigh of relief as he spoke, and patted Ma Lao on the shoulder with honor.
Standing on the sidelines, I only felt speechless. I understand, this fat man in front of me is a superb!
"Grandma, look at your little bit of talent, give it to the fat man, I'll get out of the way!" The fat man said and kicked straight at the young man who was still stunned.
The young man almost fell to the ground, but when he stabilized his body and looked up, he was already in the army of lonely souls and wild ghosts, just like the fat man just now.
In great panic, the young man shouted "ah", and waved the filial piety stick in his hand wildly.
I was stunned, and I saw that the filial piety stick in the young man's hand was like a harvester, and wherever it was waved, the ghost turned into a cloud of green smoke!
At this time, those lonely souls and wild ghosts also felt fear, but more of them were angry, and their "ghosts" were overwhelming, and as soon as fear surged into their hearts, they were replaced by anger, and they were completely angry, and they didn't care if they would be scattered, and piles of them surged straight towards the young man.
At this moment, my scalp was extremely numb.
"Why are you still stunned, go up and help!" The fat man shouted, and was just about to kick the black baby and their buttocks, but the black baby and they had already rushed up!
At this moment, the four young men with filial piety sticks in their hands were like wolves entering the flock, turning into real ghosts.
"Grandma's!" Looking at the lonely ghosts who instantly became street rats and fled in a hurry, the fat man nodded with satisfaction.
"Humph! This kind of small means, dare to show off! The beautiful female ghost, who had been standing not far away and watching for a while, suddenly sneered.
"Huh? You're not gone yet? The fat man looked at the female ghost in some surprise, and then said with a happy face: "Okay, you are still the first yin ghost who saw the fat man and I didn't run away quickly!" ”
"You're saying I'm afraid of you?" The female ghost said disdainfully.
"You're not afraid of me?" The fat man was stunned, as if he didn't understand why the female ghost in front of him was not afraid of him. But then he laughed and said loudly: "Okay, with your courage that you don't have in the ghost, I decided to let you go today, fat man, you can go!" ”
As soon as the female ghost heard this, she immediately became angry, when had she ever been looked down upon so much, and immediately snorted coldly: "You Humpty Dumpty, you want me to escape for your life, if you don't leave, don't blame me for waving your sleeves and making you go up in smoke!" ”
"What? A wave of your sleeves? Then you wave! The fat man said with a nonchalant face.
"You ......"
"Me? What's wrong with me? The fat man looked inexplicable.
"Speak wildly!" The glamorous female ghost showed a hint of anger, and suddenly she raised her hand and waved. Before the fat man could react, he only heard a "pop" sound under the silent night sky!
This sound happened between lightning and flint, and there was no room for any reaction, and when I reacted, I saw a slap mark on the fat man's face!
The fat man who was the party was also stunned in an instant, touching his cheek with his hand, still in shock!
"Damn, you hit me in the face?" The fat man, who finally reacted, exploded in an instant!
Looking at the thunderous fat man, I thought he was going to take the female ghost in front of me immediately, but I didn't think that he was so angry that he shouted, "Why did you hit me in the face? ”
"Holy!" Hearing this, I went straight crazy. What the hell is this? was slapped in the face, didn't you just rush up and do it?
"You should fight!" The female ghost snorted with arrogance and stopped paying attention to the fat man!
This time, the angry fat man turned in a circle, "You...... You, you, you! ”
"I see that you are not deeply wronged, and you must have rarely harmed others, and I wanted to let you go. Now, now that I have decided to accept you, I will let you reincarnate in 7749 days! ”
The fat man gritted his teeth and said, but the female ghost didn't pay attention to him, looking like you let the horse come!
Ignoring the female ghost, the fat man jumped up from the spot angrily, "Fat man, how have I ever suffered such humiliation in my life, you yin ghost, give me my life to the fat man!" ”
As he spoke, he saw the fat man pull out a peachwood sword from behind him and rush straight up.
The female ghost snorted coldly, and suddenly waved her sleeves. The graveyard was windy, but it didn't affect the fat man's figure in the slightest.
I gulped in the air, shocked and shocked. Only then did I find that the fat man's walking posture was extremely similar to the pace used by Ma Lao in front of him. However, the fat man is obviously more skilled and smoother than Ma Lao, and his speed is naturally much faster.
With just one breath, the fat man approached the female ghost. The female ghost has a erratic body and is very difficult to attack. The fat man jumped up and stabbed into the air with a few swords, and couldn't help but jump like thunder!
Suddenly, I saw the fat man standing still suddenly, but his hands were dancing rapidly, as if he was pinching some seal!
"Heaven and earth are infinite, yin and yang are infinite. Seven star positioning, five elements of the soul. Chi!!! ”
As the fat man shouted violently, a yellow talisman appeared in his fast-dancing hands, and then the yellow talisman hit out!
Seeing this yellow talisman coming, the female ghost's face changed drastically, as if she felt boundless fear. She tried to retreat, but for some reason her fluttering figure moved very slowly.
Unable to avoid it, the yellow talisman finally struck her in the chest!
In an instant, the female ghost flew out upside down like a broken wicker.
"You yin ghost, fat man, I kindly let you go, but I don't know what to do, do you know now that fat man is so good?" The fat man folded his hands and said proudly.
The female ghost didn't reply, and her figure fluttered again, but this time her figure seemed a little blurred, and my heart moved, and I understood a little. It is estimated that when her body completely dissipates, it will be the time when her soul is gone!
I don't know why, I suddenly thought that the female ghost in front of me was about to be scattered, and I felt a faint feeling of discomfort in my heart!
Don't...... Could it be that she is too pretty? No way, how could I possibly be emotionally attracted to a female ghost!
I shook my head, quickly dispelling the ridiculous thought. If I am really emotional about female ghosts, what is the difference between that and the old Uncle Zhao who loves corpses?
Just as I was thinking about this, the glamorous female ghost suddenly floated behind me, and I was so startled that I almost didn't fall to the ground!
"You...... What are you doing? ”
In the face of my horror, she actually "giggled" and laughed; "Guess?"
Looking at her smile, I felt a chill down my back. I don't know what she's going to do when she suddenly appears in front of me, but I can feel that she's definitely not at ease!
At this moment, the fat man's face also changed, and he shouted: "Don't do anything crooked, let the young man go quickly, I'll let you go now!" ”