YY Lao Kang's inner words - the interweaving of blood and tears

Lao Kang:

In fact, I don't count flowers, I like them, there are only a few, you ask why I still have so many babies, I don't have it, I have to have a queen, I like it, I can't let them give birth, they will ask too much, they will also be very dangerous in the palace.

If I don't like it, I have to sleep with them, why, everyone is watching it, I not only have to sleep with them, but I also have to sleep to produce results, you say that I have a lot of psychological pressure every day.

I don't just like it, I don't like it, there are more related households, I can't let them guess who I like, men, I have to protect the woman I like, so I have to sleep with them, and I have to sleep evenly, you say I sleep hard.

There is a five-five in my baby, the baby is a good baby, but the brain is not very good, if you like a woman, you like it, you have to let everyone in the world know, this is good, he likes his mother is not very happy, what can I do, that girl, I have also seen it, there is more than enough fancy and lack of expertise, Xiao Wu is already lacking in heart, can not let him both of them are too white, and will not give me a bunch of little too white in the future.

Four, son, your father is sorry for you, and gave you this embroidered pillow, but now you also know, although your father is a person above 10,000 people, but when facing women, it is really not as good as the capital, the famous noodles are high and can still pick customers, your father has not had to pick for so many years, and the group of she-wolves picked it out for me, what are they, the real best beauty, your father can only be in a dream YY in this life

Children, I know, why the emperor doesn't live much, tired, this position is not easy to sit, I don't talk about getting up early every day, and I often drive the night train to work overtime at night, it's not easy

In fact, it's really not easy for me, think about other people sleeping, they are all gained, only I sleep, not only have no income but also have to spend, just seal this concubine and that concubine, how many belongings do I have to spend to go out, not only have to reward me for sleeping, but also their families, the dogs in the family all point to me to eat and drink, I see that the emperor is the worst in the world, other men only pay once when they go to a brothel, I have to arrange a job for a large family when I sleep, and I have to give her family a salary increase during the time period when I continue to sleep with this person, I also have to give me a salary increase when she gives birth to a baby, and I take out a car and a room, to put it mildly, in my aesthetic view, 99% of the women I have slept with are not beauties, but I still fell asleep without hesitation, tears ~~~~~~ I feel that I am the worst man in the world, squatting in the corner to draw circles to birds

About this year's draft, in fact, I have been looking forward to it excitedly since the beginning of the new year, this god is too blind, which year is difficult to do, when is it difficult to work, I have to put me together before the election, although I have a little ninety-nine in my heart, but fortunately, there have been a lot of men and women in the past two years,

But oh, those ministers, don't you have any marriageable in your family, you have to let me cancel it, although the she-wolves in the palace have advised me not to cancel this year's draft, but I know that they want to take the opportunity to let me say goodbye to Jiangnan MM, who I have never met.

My heart, dripping blood, my flesh hurts, I have so many ugly girls I don't care, why, they don't have to talk to me more about the two beauties, although I am old, but I have a young heart, I can still work overtime,

After watching this year's draft, I have to say, I like the two little white rabbits, don't be mistaken, the little white rabbit is reserved for my baby, my baby followed me to receive ugly girls, I am my father, I have to leave something good for my baby.

The first little white is called Susu, just listen to this name, you know, soft temperament, give me the crippled Xiao Qi, I'm not afraid that Xiao Qi can't beat, this soft son can't beat and scold, hateful Baltu, this little pervert, I go to listen to the corner of the wall that is the appreciation of beauty, what can your bear ears understand, so I listened to my little white rabbit away

It doesn't matter, I still have one, the one called Shubao, with my little five is more suitable, there is a lot of everyone's beautiful bearing, what, Tongying, this bastard boy, which one is not good for you to live in, so many hotels you don't go to live, my daughter-in-law was favored by others again, the most angry and red sleeves add fragrance, how do I not know that she is good, no matter how I say it, I have read countless people, I don't open my mouth because I am afraid that others will want it

Speaking of which, being an emperor is really pitiful, what others want, in addition to this position, usually have to be given to others, even if you are reluctant, you have to laugh and give to others, others say that the world is mine, and it is appropriate to give a little favor and a small bribe, but what do I have, even women can't choose themselves

I also said that I listened to the corner of the wall that day, and found that the remaining pile was full of some little gray rabbits, little black rabbits, and two big-tailed wolves, one wolf in rabbit skin called: Chang Lu, and the other white-eyed wolf called: Wanbai, in fact, hehe, I, I like the taste focus

But there are too many of them, I'm not too young, I have to be more leisurely, I left the rabbit skin to myself, the other white-eyed wolf is not easy to deal with, I must not let her harm my little five, the little white rabbit to others is enough to live with Xiao Wu, but I am not too embarrassed to come forward, so let Xiao Wu's wife deal with it

It turns out that there are so many children's shoes who care about my Xingfu life (shyly hiding his face and smiling), then I also have a reality show, all waiting for the fierce material, I will give you a big one, that, this, that, well, people's first time.

I think I was also a little Zhengtai who was a water dangdang, and when I didn't speak, I was touched by the N+1 lonely palace maids, not to mention, who hasn't gone through this experience, but, not only the palace maids, but also the eyes of N+1 non-male and non-female humans, to the indecent place of the bird

When I was still ignorant, I thought that the purpose of taking a bath was not to be clean, but to give benefits to the two groups of N+1 people, so that the palace maids could exert their maternal instincts, and let the father-in-law recall what he had lost at the beginning.

So for the first time, on a rainy night with a dark wind and high wind, I disappeared into a pair of black hands, you have to ask the specific black shadow what color the eyes are, I remember the powder clearly, those eyes were black at the beginning, and colored at the end