Chapter 1 Crossing over!
Yi Xiaojin crossed
In a dream, a voice in the dream said to yourself, do you want to cross? In a daze, I agreed, and then suddenly I woke up and found that I was in this place, and it was not me, it seemed to be attached to someone else, accompanied by a memory I received and the name of this world, and the Nima world still has a name?
This is the truant dragon world, the truant dragon of the star master. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
As another representative comedy work of Xing Ye after the gambling saint, Truant Weilong was also the third Hong Kong box office movie with a box office of more than 40 million at the time, and it was the box office champion in 91 years.
What the truant Weilong said in it: Zhou Xingxing, the number one killer of the Flying Tigers, was sent to the campus by the boss as an undercover agent to find the missing gun after an operation, and Uncle Da pretended to be a co-worker to assist.
Zhou Xingxing was reluctant, thinking that his brother was the number one killer of the Flying Tigers, how could he do this job? The results are mixed in schools. Until he met Teacher He Minhe, who was in charge of tutoring, Zhou Xingxing fell in love with her at a glance, and in order to get close to Teacher He, he asked He to tutor her.
After a period of tutoring, he worked hard, became a leader among his classmates, and became a long-term relationship with Mr. He. Later, He Min found out Zhou Xingxing's undercover identity, and ignored Xingxing in a fit of anger, my sister hates the police the most!
There are students in the school who interact with the underworld boss Da Fei, Zhou Xingxing learned from Uncle Da Fei that Da Fei was smuggling arms, and took advantage of the night to transport Da Fei's arms away, but Uncle Da was arrested by Da Fei.
The next day, Fei asked Zhou Xingxing to exchange arms for Da, and Zhou Xingxing went as promised, but took the opportunity to detonate the arms, Dafei was furious, and chased him and Uncle Da to the school. It just so happened that the classmates stayed in school to work in order to prepare for the school celebration, Da Fei hijacked the students to confront Zhou Xingxing, and the boss appeared at the last moment to rescue Zhou Xingxing and the students.
Well, that's pretty much it, but then there's a second part, and a third part of the fool.
Yi Xiaojin's identity, well, it's confirmed! A top student! Xueba is the coolest thing, you can crush others in momentum, and the teachers don't know how to care about it, how good! As for which school, do you need to say? What an Edinburgh school! is the school where Zhou Xingxing was thrown into the pit by the boss in the first part.
As for other identities, orphans, there is a social welfare system that supports them all the way to middle school.
The voice in the dream told me that I wanted to intervene in the plot and affect the plot, but I didn't say whether to change it or not, I guess it's up to you, you have the ability to change it! As long as you can carry the bullets in the back.
Hehehe... Don't underestimate my brother too much, my brother has watched a lot of star movies, can you still watch this truant Weilong? Brother used to repeat it every semester in college, and it's not so easy to remember clearly, no way, scumbag, I can't afford to hurt, so I can only watch some movies.
Yi Xiaojin looked at the school in front of him, the names are all in English, fortunately, my brother inherited the memory of this body, otherwise how can I mix it? It seems that this era is bilingual teaching? So what? What a cheat!
"Hey, hey, hey.. Xiao Jin, I'm here, I'm not late today, hurry up and borrow my homework for me to copy, otherwise I'll have to stand in the playground again. A familiar obscene male yellow turtle in the distance ran over.
Who is the Yellow Turtle? The one next to Zhou Xingxing who often smiles obscenely, is thin, and is often bullied, a scumbag and a masochist, that's it. In the past, I often borrowed Yi Xiaojin's homework to copy, and then settled it every week, giving a few hundred yuan, but the local tyrant of Ma Dan is different, after paying various fees every month, there is still money to buy homework.
"The price has gone up... This time the homework has doubled, do you copy it or not? Yi Xiaojin put on a profiteer face and said with a smile, this goods are not pitted, now I am alone, the tuition fees are all helped by welfare, and the money I can receive every month is really small, and I have to find a way to open it up.
Isn't there a suitable source of open source right now?
"Huh? Doubled? Six hundred a month isn't enough, isn't it? If it's 1,002 a month, I won't have the money to play games. Huang Xiaogui pushed the big glasses to be embarrassed.
Yi Xiaojin looked at him unexpectedly, your uncle, you gave so much money and still had money to play games? , what a local tyrant, come on, be a good friend, and give more every month.
"Otherwise, nine hundred, okay? Leave me some! Huang Xiaogui said aggrievedly.
"Okay, nine hundred is nine hundred, so what, give it early this month, don't give it at the end of the month, I'm short of money recently."
"Got it..."
Looking at his pitiful appearance, Yi Xiaojin put his arms around his shoulders funny, don't be so pitiful, brother is good to you, it's a plaything to play games, it's better to give me the money, let's teach you to read!
Entering the school, Teacher He Minhe stayed at the door of the classroom early, the goddess is the goddess, such a simple knitted sweater is worn on a white shirt, it is a unique flavor, and the temperament is also leveraged. So what do you ask me, who is He Min? is played by Zhang Min, a big beauty, the heroine of the original plot, a person who started to have a boyfriend with the police got rid of the police boyfriend, and ended up in the police pit again.
Since we're here, let's have a normal teacher-student relationship! What an undercover fake teacher and student love to die while going! We must stop this from happening! Yi Xiaojin looked back and forth at this beautiful teacher.
As soon as he saw Teacher He standing at the door, Huang Xiaogui suddenly looked like he was crying, this teacher was at the door, how could he copy his homework? Isn't this sending evidence to your door? So what, can you be exempt from responsibility if you turn yourself in?
"Hi... Teacher, it's so early, is it so early today? Did you eat early? Yi Xiaojin stepped forward and asked with a smile.
He Min looked at him unexpectedly, this kid has always been quite normal, why was he so fancy this morning? Could it be that you have learned badly from Huang Xiaogui? Then he looked at the yellow turtle suspiciously.
Huang Xiaogui saw the teacher's eyes looking at herself, how could she not know what she thought, he died unjustly, we didn't know that he would be so fancy, he used to be quite serious, and he added 50% of the homework fee before entering the school just now! How pathetic I am!
"What, teacher, can you make a way?" Huang Xiaogui said in a panic.
"There are still twenty minutes to go to morning class, you have to copy your homework quickly, otherwise you will have to stand on the playground on behalf of the class when the time comes." Teacher He chuckled.
Yi Xiaojin just ignored it... Ignored... See.. Finish..
We're the protagonists, right? Aren't you too faceless to do this? No matter how you ignore me, even if you don't consider the identity of my protagonist, at least consider my identity as a scholar, okay? You really can't do that!
"Teacher... Did you have breakfast? Yi Xiaojin asked with a smile again.
"What? Want to treat the teacher to breakfast? You don't seem to have any money! Teacher He also said with a smile.
Critical Blow!
Yi Xiaojin only thought at this time that Nima had no money, so he was in a groove, Huang Xiaogui didn't go! Hurry up and give money! The capital of the pickled girl is on you!
Yi Xiaojin, who had been hurt by 10,000 points, sat back on the act with a dejected face.
"Hurry up, Xiao Jin, homework book." Huang Xiaogui ignored his expression, hurriedly rummaged through his schoolbag, found his homework book and copied it wildly.
As who said, as a student, who hasn't copied homework in his life? Is it still complete to live a student life if you don't copy homework? Wise sayings!
Yi Xiaojin felt that if most of the people in the class didn't write their homework, and then they all came to copy themselves, each person would receive 900 oceans, and 20 people would be 18,000, how many white-collar workers would be on top.
Then you can also do this, using the model of direct selling, one copy two, two copy three, three fry four, four copy your own, so that you can develop one of your own homework back and forth, and even develop to the whole class, when the time comes..
You can form a network of direct sales homework around the whole class! Wow haha....
However, the jingle bell wanted to sound the bell shattered his beautiful illusion, Sao Nian still had to be next to each other like this, after all, there were too few people who didn't do their homework, and Huang Xiaogui was willing to pay for it.
looked at the classmates around him, well, I didn't get Zhou Xingxing, it seems that the time to cross is a little early, and Zhou Xingxing's sad child has not yet arrived.
But as soon as the thoughts in my head stopped, a dejected man walked in from outside.
"There's a newcomer, why do you look so old?" Huang Xiaogui said in a low voice.
Yi Xiaojin looked up at the person who came, yo, said Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive, we just thought of you, but you arrived. Tai Nima has given face, you brother we admit it!
"Oops... Hello brother, my name is Yi Xiaojin, call me Brother Jin for face, I recognize you brother! Brother has been a little nervous recently, do you want to give a few thousand to communicate with the heaven and earth line? Yi Xiaojin got up and trotted over and patted Zhou Xingxing's shoulder with a bitter face.
Zhou Xingxing was traveling in space, and hearing such a sentence pulled his soul back from the space thousands of miles away.
looked at the kid next to him, who was half a head taller, and was stunned, "Who are you?" ”
it! it! It's just that my brother was ignored by He Min when he just came today, people are beauties, brother gives face, you are a new student, even if you are a protagonist, you can't ignore brother like this, right? Brother is a top student, right? How about giving face? It's too shameful for you to do this!
Anyway, you give me half a head taller than you to save a little face, okay? I can't bear it!
"Let me introduce you to the top academic performance in our class, Brother Jin, and he is very good at fighting! Look at your thin body, it's a little hard to beat! Huang Xiaogui walked up to assist.
"Oh! What's the matter? Zhou Xingxing's eyelids couldn't be raised.
Your uncle, what my brother just said you ignored! Ignore it again!
"Hey, brother, if you don't want to stand on the playground every day in the future, it's best to communicate with the heaven and earth line! Otherwise, it will be miserable! Yi Xiaojin couldn't help but complain and sneered.
This made Zhou Xingxing's eyes a little brighter, and asked, "What's the matter?" ”
"That's it, you stay for a day first, if you can't hold on, give my brother some sponsorship after school, and my brother will teach you, how about it?" Yi Xiaojin is ready to turn a corner, it's too direct, it's not good! We are scholars, we have to look like scholars, we must be high-end, atmospheric, and high-grade!
"Oh!" Zhou Xingxing answered lightly, and then found a vacant seat to sit on.
it! What are you doing in my seat uncle? Yi Xiaojin stepped over a few steps to block him, "Your seat is in the front row, I'm sorry, this is my seat!" ”
Zhou Xingxing looked at him again and sat down in front, right next to Huang Xiaogui.
"This stupid boy is stupid, he will definitely suffer a loss today, who will gamble, how many times will he suffer today?" The gambling passers-by on the side said loudly.
"Which number is clear, the first lesson is geography, the old witch is amazing!" Some classmates said.
Everyone echoed and directly ignored Zhou Xingxing's existence.
In everyone's eyes, he must be in the rhythm of an accident like this, there is a good show to watch!
Sure enough, it had only been less than ten minutes into class, and Zhou Xingxing, who was wandering in the world, was already humming quietly. What song is humming, Yi Xiaojin didn't hear it, but none of this matters, right! This kind of behavior is unbearable for the fiery temper of geography teacher Liang, this is an insult to our teaching ability! My wife is a geography teacher, and if other teachers knew, they would think I was teaching music! Break out in minutes, okay!
"Chirp ......" Okay, this sound was thought of by Yi Xiaojin when he thought of what it looked like in the movie, and the sound was more appropriate to the situation, and the actual loss of the board was the last "bang" on the mouth, well, it's very real, and the effect is very good.
In Yi Xiaojin's opinion, this time, he is full of strength, and his meow is accurate, and he is really worthy of being the school's champion Teacher Liang! This is the conclusion that Yi Xiaojin came to after summarizing the skills of more than a dozen teachers in his memory. Of course, it is definitely not himself who is smashed, how can he be smashed as a scholar? That's too embarrassing, the gangsters and turtles in the class are the ones who are often smashed.
After summarizing, no matter what aspect it is, Mr. Liang's board eraser, lost quickly and ruthlessly, and he is about to catch up with Xiao Li's flying knife.
The amazing effect of this teacher Liang is also very good, hit your mouth means that you don't want to talk nonsense in class, hit your side brain means that you don't want to talk to the side, and the heart of the brain means don't sleep, we are very unhappy, etc., etc., and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on, and so on,
"Who dares to attack the police!" Zhou Xingxing immediately got up and made a gesture of drawing a gun, put his hands on his waist and wanted to pull out something, and at the same time glanced around. It's a pity that I don't have a gun on my body, and I look confused like that.
Everyone looked at him like a fool, and if it weren't for the teacher's presence on it, they would have laughed a lot.
"What? What kind of police attack? Teacher Liang pointed at Zhou Xingxing and shouted, "You, it's you, take the eraser back!" ”
Suddenly, the big guys talked about it, and Yi Xiaojin also expressed his admiration, this reaction speed is not bad, you can have that reaction in a daze.
"It's all fine, it's amazing," said the new passer-by, admiringly,
"Look it's new, just take care of it." New passerby B dismissively.
Teacher Liang seemed to have heard the discussion of his classmates, and his anger instantly increased by a few percent, and he felt that he was about to make a big move.
"I don't care if you're new here, take my class and wander all over the world," looked at Zhou Xingxing and looked at her again, and slapped the back of Zhou Xingxing's head sharply, "Look at what!" Teachers also have self-esteem! Class! ”
Yi Xiaojin looked at Zhou Xingxing, who was holding back, and the eraser on his hand was pinched and deformed, what a poor child, don't be depressed, as a man, just cowardice, don't be cowardly!