Six classes a day, geography, biology, mathematics, history in the morning, the teachers are all powerful, and if you make a mistake next to one, you will die very cool. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

After a series of blackboard erasers, poor Zhou Xingxing didn't know how many times he had been wiped off the board. There are pink marks on his face and head all over his body, and he is about to become a clown in the troupe.

In Yi Xiaojin's opinion, it seems that he is about to give up treatment. I still sleep in class, chat, anyway, it's just a scrub, I can hold on, we're a man, what is this pain? Half a day of practice to be cheeky, good kung fu! After taking a few more beatings, even the handsome posture of pulling out the gun disappeared completely, and it seemed that he reluctantly recognized his identity as a student.

You deserve to ignore me, right? If you don't listen to your eldest brother, you'll suffer in front of you!

It's the turn of the classic cutting JJ class, that is, the ancient history criminal law course, and the teacher is Zheng with a mustache.

"The Ming Dynasty paid attention to criminal law, and it must be treated severely, especially bullying the monarch, entangled in the party, and stealing and peeping at the private interests!" Teacher Zheng was talking eloquently on the stage, and when he saw Huang Xiaogui raising his hand, he asked, "Huang Xiaogui?" ”

Huang Xiaogui got up and asked, "What is Mr. Zheng's hidden voyeurism?" ”

"The latent is the current undercover agent, which is the informant as the saying goes! Such a person is to be sentenced to palace punishment. Teacher Zheng explained.

"Palace punishment?" Zhou Xingxing then asked, this word is a bit long, I haven't heard it much. Yi Xiaojin said, haven't you watched Jin Yong's "Smiling Proud Jianghu"? If you want to practice this skill, you must first start from the palace, and you don't know this sentence? This is how much I don't like to learn, and I don't even read martial arts novels.

"Cut JJ, kid," Mr. Zheng continued to explain with a smile on his face.

"How much do you cut?" Zhou Xingxing seemed to be worried about his little JJ, subconsciously looked at his crotch, and asked casually.

"It depends on how many you have!" Teacher Zheng looked at him speechlessly, then turned back to the podium.

Zhou Xingxing picked up the long ruler and compared the length, as if he was thinking about what to do when the time came, and he looked a little nostalgic.

The yellow turtle on the side suddenly stretched out his hand and clicked with scissors.

"Click!"

"Ouch, ouch!" was so frightened that Zhou Xingxing almost fell off his seat, and Yi Xiaojin, who was watching from the side, could only sigh, how much of a psychological shadow is this Nima, we are all a little unbearable.

In the next history lesson, Zhou Xingxing went through such a time, and finally persevered and didn't make a mistake, cut the chicken, kid, what if you make a mistake?

At lunchtime, Yi Xiaojin deliberately approached the star of next week.

"Formally introduce yourself, Yi Xiaojin, Yi of the Book of Changes, Xiao Xiao of the kid, Jin of the promotion." Stretch out your hand to him.

"Hello, Zhou Xingxing." Zhou Xingxing stretched out his hand and held it for a while before letting go.

"Do you want to think about me again? Sponsor me and help you get through the world. Yi Xiaojin said with a smile.

"Uh, you're so short of money?" Zhou Xingxing looked at him in surprise.

"Orphans, if you don't have any money, you can only get it yourself! Fortunately, I eat in school every day, and my grades are good, so I still have money to live on my own, but it's just not much. Yi Xiaojin pretended to be deep.

Then the two chatted like this, Yi Xiaojin successfully fooled him and asked a lot of things, although he didn't admit that he was a policeman, but it was almost the same.

"By the way, the first class in the afternoon is a chemistry experiment class, the chemistry teacher is a bit old, and his memory is not very good, so he pays more attention to himself when he does the experiment." Yi Xiaojin suddenly remembered the explosion in chemistry class in the movie.

It seems that the afternoon is the chemistry experiment class, so I kindly reminded the stars next week, so I finally got acquainted, and for the two thousand oceans that came to the pit, I can remind or remind me that customer service must be in place.

While speaking, Yi Xiaojin also finished eating, said goodbye and left.

Zhou Xingxing looked at Yi Xiaojin's distant back, shook his head and continued to eat, he didn't take what he just said to heart, he had played with real guns and ammunition, and he was afraid of a small chemical experiment? Don't underestimate me, I'm the number one killer of the Flying Tigers!

The first class in the afternoon, the chemistry experiment class, was taught by Mr. Zeng, an old man who has a bad memory.

"Jingle bell..."The class bell rang, the students walked into the laboratory one after another, and they all chose the back position, Yi Xiaojin chose a side position to sit, this kind of feng shui treasure, you can leave when you enter, you can run away when you retreat, how good!

Zhou Xingxing, who was slowly and leisurely, casually chose a position in the front row and sat down, turned around and looked at all the classmates sitting in the back in surprise, and then looked at Yi Xiaojin who was on the side, but saw the other party shrugged his shoulders and said whatever you want.

Zhou Xingxing was already a little suspicious in his heart, how terrifying was a small chemical experiment? Is it necessary to do it all that later?

But as a man, if you choose, you have to be just! After sitting down, Mr. Zeng walked slowly into the classroom and looked at the books in his hand.

"Oops, I brought the wrong book again! I really don't remember. "I put down my hand in the textbook, took out a match to light the fire, but there was no response, and after looking at it, I found that the gas valve was not opened.

"I don't remember!" sighed again, but after turning on the gas, he walked to the window and opened the window to ventilate.

At this time, the gas was bubbling out, and Zhou Xingxing was trembling, he regretted it a little, and the news of spending money was really reliable.

"What's the sound?" Teacher Zeng looked around to find out the sound point, Yi Xiaojin raised his forehead and sighed, sure enough, it was still the same teacher, no change.

Zhou Xingxing took out his textbook to block his body, pointed to the bubbling gas mouth and said, "Ah... Shhhh Oops...... "Pointing and holding his hand to simulate the appearance of the gas mouth, I want to remind the teacher that the gas is not off.

When Mr. Zeng saw it, sure enough, he immediately turned off the gas switch and waved vigorously to disperse the gas concentrated above the exit. When Zhou Xingxing saw this, he suddenly felt that sitting in front was too thrilling, for the sake of his own life, he should sit in the back, and he wanted to live for a few more years.

As soon as I got up and turned around, I didn't take 2 steps before the teacher stopped me: "Hey! Thanks to you just now, come up and help! Come on, come on... Hurry up.. Hurry up! ”

Although the old man is old, he is not blind, how can he use such a coolie? Don't you know that it's very difficult for an old man like an old man to teach classes?

Poor classmate Zhou Xingxing, just about to escape from the tiger's mouth, was pulled back, and could only walk up to the podium like resignation, Yi Xiaojin said on the side, he didn't listen to his brother's persuasion, and now he suffered.

When Huang Xiaogui saw him like that, he laughed at him for deserving it: "Hahaha, hahaha, he deserves it." ”

There's a saying about what? You can't be too arrogant, be careful of retribution, God will not tolerate your arrogance!

When the chemistry teacher heard this, ouch, there is one here, and another one is going to help, just right!

"This classmate, you are smiling so happily, you are also out! Yes you are you and you are right! Pointing to Huang Xiaogui who was laughing, Huang Xiaogui, who heard the teacher's words at this time, looked confused, and felt very unbelievable and nodded to himself: "Me? ”

"Come on, come on..."Huang Xiaogui could only walk on stage with a bitter face, seeing that Yi Xiaojin wanted to laugh, if he didn't die, he wouldn't die, this was what he deserved, but this Huang Xiaogui definitely has the ability to act in comedy, and the speed of changing his face is a must.

Teacher Zeng turned his head and asked Zhou Xingxing, "What's your name?" ”

Zhou Xingxing glanced at him and replied: "Zhou Xingxing"

He asked Huang Xiaogui again: "What about you?" Answer: "Yellow Turtle"

After a while, he turned his head and asked Zhou Xingxing, "What's your name?" Answer again: "Zhou Xingxing"

He continued to ask Huang Xiaogui: "What about you?" Again: "Yellow Turtle"

Teacher Zeng picked up the test tube and adjusted it, looked at Zhou Xingxing, and then asked, "This classmate, what is your name?" ”

Zhou Xingxing looked down the stage, and thought that he was far away, so he had to get closer and answer: "Zhou Xingxing"

Finally, I didn't ask any more, and with such a forgetful chemistry teacher, the big guy could only say that it was terrible.

"Now we'll start right away, Zhou Xingxing." Teacher Zeng patted Huang Xiaogui on the shoulder and said, hearing that Zhou Xingxing's hand next to him shook, and the books fell to the ground.

"This experiment is more complicated, we have to remember every step, if we don't remember, it will be very dangerous!" Teacher Zeng cautiously reminded Zhou Xingxing and Huang Xiaogui on the left and right.

"I'm sorry, but what is the most important thing about this experiment?" Zhou Xingxing cautiously raised his hand and asked.

"Memory!" Teacher Zeng looked at the stars next week and replied,

"If not, will?" Zhou Xingxing continued to ask

"It's dangerous!" Teacher Zeng adhered to the good quality of teaching and educating people, and explained while fiddling with experimental supplies.

......

"Teacher, it's the wrong match." Yi Xiaojin stood up and reminded him, I really feel that if it goes on like this, it will really destroy Zhou Xingxing's outlook on life and worldview, and our customer service is rare in the world.

But it's a pity that his voice is a little quieter or a little slower, Mr. Zeng just raised his head, but his hand continued to fiddle with the pile of chemicals without stopping, how can there be a trace of an old man's appearance?

"Bang..."There was a bang, and it exploded! Except for the three people on the podium, all the other students at the back of the room quickly fell to their stomachs.

Seeing that the explosion seemed to be a little louder, there was no other lethality, Yi Xiaojin quickly ran to the podium after the explosion, and saw that the three of them did no other major damage except for the black marks on their faces and the slightly black and red swelling of Teacher Zeng's hands, but the three of them seemed to be stunned by the sudden explosion.

The old man has been miserable by your group of students with poor memory! The old man's reputation!

The explosion alarmed the students and teachers in the nearby classroom, and soon a bunch of teachers and students gathered outside the classroom to watch and have fun.

"It's blown up again, Class 2 is really hard. I don't know which hapless guy is helping. "Someone is a little bit gloating.

"Hey.. They're all used to it, it doesn't matter, it's okay to blow it up, remember. A person next to him said.

"Teacher Zeng, are you okay with your hands?" Yi Xiaojin cautiously asked Teacher Zeng, who was standing on the side, if something happened to this old man, it would be terrible, it seems that this person has some treasures in school, otherwise he would not be so old and still teaching in school.

Teacher Zeng, who was in a stunned state, quickly came back to his senses,

"It's okay, it's okay, you, Huang Xiaogui, why are you so memorable!" Teacher Zeng, who came back to his senses, pointed to Zhou Xingxing, who was shocked and delirious, and sighed, and then lectured Huang Xiaogui: "Classmate Zhou Xingxing, your hands and feet are so unsharp, are you still a young man?" ”

"Xiao Jin, you tell everyone to study on their own first, and I'll go to the infirmary to deal with it." After instructing Teacher Zeng, he walked out of the classroom with the textbook, it seems that this memory is very good, at least remember Yi Xiaojin, I feel honored to have wood!

Zhou Xingxing, who was in a state of lost soul, watched Teacher Zeng walk out, his eyes flashed, and as if he had made up his mind, he quickly followed him and walked out.

"Huh? Zhou Xingxing? Yi Xiaojin wanted to pull but couldn't, so he walked out directly, so he turned around and asked Huang Xiaogui, "Is there anything wrong?" ”

"It's okay, it's okay." Huang Xiaogui nodded fearfully.

"Go to the toilet and wash it up, and go back to the classroom to study on your own." Yi Xiaojin pushed Huang Xiaogui out, "Everyone study by themselves first, and I'll chase the stars next week." After speaking, he walked out quickly, hey, the money is less, numb, brother has to run back and forth.