Watching Tang San's funeral after teaching the Pure Land of Bliss, there was a series of "Majestic", and after the rise, he also taught the singers to dance a piece of "Bilibili" on the spot, Daozu suddenly felt that the golden cicada that had disappeared for eighteen years and reappeared seemed to be full of demonic nature all over his body.

"Bilibili~"

Dao Ancestor couldn't help but snort proudly.

"Bilib ~ Bah ~ Venerable Guanyin."

In the Great Leiyin Temple, the Buddha resisted the urge to slap the bastard who ruined his image of Buddhism to death, and shouted Guanyin.

Guanyin, who was already accustomed to the image of his women's clothing boss, raised his head and looked at the Buddha with some cuteness, "Shizun? ”

"Venerable Guanyin, the tenth reincarnation of the golden cicada, now it has reached the end of the catastrophe, recently the golden cicada appeared in the city of Chang'an in the Tang Dynasty of the Eastern Soil, you bring a brocade robe, a nine-ring tin staff, to guide the ..... Kid, let's go on the road of learning. ”

"Whoa!"

Guanyin glanced at the Buddha strangely, and his intuition told him that today's Buddha seemed to be a little different from usual.

It's just that.....

What is different, he can't say.

In short, in the face of the Buddha at this moment, he only felt depressed, and there was an urge to flee immediately.

Seeing Guanyin leave, the corners of the Buddha's mouth twitched again.

"Isn't it different?"

As true. One of the big guys, the essential skill of mind reading, is naturally needed.

It's just that.....

"We are different~ different~ everyone has a different situation!"

Looking at the picture of Tang San's burial, listening to the magic sound, the corners of the Buddha's eyes twitched, and he directly developed the divine thought detection.

"Damn, Golden Cicada, you're waiting for the deity!"

......

After going down the Ling Mountain, Guanyin took the two disciples of Hui'an Walker and Dragon Girl all the way to the east, first crossed the Liusha River, and then swept the Yunzhan Cave, and when he flew over the Eagle Stream, Guanyin frowned, and then went straight to the Five Elements Mountain.

The Five Elements Mountain stayed for a while, and went straight to Chang'an, the Tang Dynasty in the East Soil.

Along the way, he stopped from time to time to kill demons and demons, and he had to prepare a few apprentices for the golden cicada.

Although it was not slow, it also wasted more than three months.

More than three months later, Guanyin descended from outside Chang'an City, turned into a gray-clothed old monk and entered Chang'an City with two changed disciples.

As soon as he entered Chang'an City, Guanyin found that today's Chang'an City was particularly lively.

After inquiring about it, I learned that it was the great monk 'Tang Sanzang' who held a water and land festival today, and the people of Buddhism in the entire Tang Dynasty gathered in Datang to respond to the call of the holy monk.

After learning the news, Guanyin nodded secretly.

This golden cicada is worthy of being the most Zen-minded disciple under the throne of the world, and sure enough, even after experiencing the reincarnation of the tenth life, he is still dedicated to the Buddha.

Although I don't understand why the Shizun would send the golden cicada into reincarnation just because of a few words of dispute at the Yu Lan Festival that day, and suffered from the reincarnation of the tenth life.

But now it seems that the suffering of the tenth reincarnation did not destroy the Zen mind of the golden cicada, but made him devote himself to the Buddha.

Otherwise, how could such a grand water and land festival be held to promote Buddhism throughout the territory of the Tang Dynasty?

With this in mind, Guanyin led his disciples to the place where the puja was held.

On the other hand, Tang Sanfu was dragged out of the palace by Li Er.

"Your Majesty, how many times have the poor monks said that the poor monks did not plan to hold this water and land puja."

was pulled by Li Er's sleeves, and Tang Sanfu reluctantly followed behind.

"Nonsense!"

Li Er glared at Tang Sanfu, "Royal brother, you don't have to excuse yourself, I know that you don't like to compete for fame and fortune, but the water and land festival can promote your Buddhist thoughts and make your Buddhism more prosperous, if you don't say it, how can you not want to do it in your heart?" ”

Glancing at Tang Sanfu with some contempt, Li Er thought for a while and added, "How did you say that sentence?" Right! The mouth is suspicious.

In your own words, Brother Yu, don't play this decent routine with me.

The ancient sage Lu Xun said: I have already seen through everything! ”

Tang Sanfu: "......" I'll trick you MMP.

Damn, this is what the master said about sins made by heaven, especially can be born, and self-inflicted sins cannot live, right?

Sure enough, when you come out to mix, one day you will have to repay it with interest as a loan shark.

At the banquet that day, he Tang San's funeral was called a coquette, and he jumped in the Pure Land of Bliss. As soon as the majesty came out, Bilibili turned the audience upside down.

The final result was that under Li Er's indulgence with a black face, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were all brought to a rhythm by him, and the whole banquet was called a hi.

After hi, many of the words he said at the time and the tunes and dances he made became a trend that was all the rage in Datang at that time.

As the Tang Dynasty's trendy Tang San's funeral, he was still complacent for a period of time.

But I don't want to, I dug a pit by myself, and sooner or later I need to be ready to bury myself in it.

Because of his central idea of taking fat as beauty, and the proposal of the policy of benefiting the people of late marriage and late childbearing, and having fewer children and better births, it is a great merit for the people of the Tang Dynasty.

Therefore, in order to show his appreciation, His Majesty Li Er prepared such a water and land festival for Tang San's funeral.

And when Li Er, who heard Xing Chongchong rushing to bring him the good news, finished talking about it, Tang San's whole person was stunned.

Land and water puja?

What does he say? How good is it to talk about Buddhism? How awesome is the Buddha?

Would that Dao Ancestor be willing?

It's not that he's hypocritical, it's really ...... He, the master of a fake monk, is a fake Taoist!

So, who is he?

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty......"

Entangled in his heart, Tang Sanzang wanted to pull Li Er and ask him to cancel this Lao Shizi puja, but Li Er just pulled Tang Sanzang out in a hurry, and didn't listen to his explanation at all.

So..... Tang San's funeral was in a hurry.

"Li Er, you wait for the poor monk!"

Quiet!

Deathly silence!

As soon as Li Er's two words came out, the surrounding guards and palace maids, all of whom looked at their noses, noses, mouths, and mouths, regarded themselves as a lump of air.

Li Er turned his head, the corners of his mouth twitched, and the corners of his eyes kept shrinking as he looked at Tang San's burial.

"Royal Brother ....." After a long time, His Majesty Li Er said with a wry smile, "Let's discuss, the name Li Er, let's not call it in front of people in the future, okay?" ”

Maid of the Guard: "......" Nima, Your Majesty's favor to this monk has already reached heaven, right?

Tang Sanfu was also stunned, he was so stunned that he even forgot what he was going to do when he asked Li Er to stop, and nodded subconsciously, "Okay." ”

Li Er's face softened, and he pulled Tang Sanfu into the carriage.

It wasn't until the carriage arrived outside the Huasheng Temple that Tang Sanfu remembered his business, "Your Majesty, I heard the poor monk tell you that the poor monk really can't open this water and land conference." ”

Li Er glanced at him, "Why?" ”

Tang Sanfu told the truth, "Although the poor monk is a monk, the master of the poor monk is a Taoist.

Therefore, the poor monk himself does not know which one the poor monk should be. ”

Li Er: "......."

Looking at Tang San's funeral, after a long time, Li Er laughed heartily.

"Haha! Hahaha! Royal brother, royal brother, your joke is so funny, I almost believed it! ”

patting Tang San's burial on the shoulder, Li Er pulled Tang San to the burial carriage and headed towards the site of the water and land puja.

Half an hour later, sitting in the supreme position among the monks, Tang Sanfu felt that he was a little sitting on wax.

"Master, what do you say, is the disciple preaching Buddhist scriptures or preaching Tibet? Why don't you talk about the Confucian classics in vain? ”

"Huh!"

Su Luo sneered, "Are you sure that the host will talk about the Confucian classics and will not offend the Buddha and Taoism together?" ”

Tang Sanfu: "......" MMP, it's not up to you, it's a good fake, you don't want your apprentice to be a monk, it's not your pit..... Apprentices, poor monks will fall into today's situation of sitting on wax, noodles, noodles, noodles, noodles~

Enduring the numbness all over his body, he glanced at the many monks and people below, Tang Sanfu opened his mouth, wanting to say something.

And then.....

"Monk Paina, what you have learned and talked about is nothing more than Hinayana Buddhism, you can only save one person at a time, you can't solve the suffering of the world, and you can't save the people of the world....."

The crowd parted, and an old monk led two young monks to squeeze in from outside.

Tang Sanfu: "...... what"? What did I say?? I just talked about Hinayana Buddhism?

Looking at Tang San's stunned appearance, Hui'an Walker's face turned red.

Mom, what should I do if I didn't pretend to be leaky? Wait online, it's in a hurry!

Guanyin glanced at Hui'an Walker, this apprentice's heart ..... It still needs to be polished.

Look at yourself, after walking around outside, looking at the people in the inner and outer three layers around here, when you don't know the situation inside, you don't open your mouth and pretend to be forced.

The result? Facts have proved that it is very easy for people who do not understand the situation to be embarrassed and unable to get off the stage.

However, after all, he is his own apprentice, so he can't sit idly by, right?

After glancing at Hui'an Xing, Guanyin turned his head to look at Tang San's burial, "Monk, when the poor monk first arrived in Chang'an, I heard that you helped the world to save people and benefit all the people, so I think you should have a heart for the Buddha."

It's just that the Buddhism spread in the Tang Dynasty is just Hinayana Buddhism, which can surpass one person, but cannot overcome the suffering of all people.

In the territory of Tianzhu Kingdom, in the Da Lei Yin Temple of West Tianling Mountain, there are Mahayana Buddhism Sanzang, which can solve the people in water and fire, are you willing to go to get the true scriptures and benefit the Tang Dynasty? ”

Tang Sanfu blinked and looked at Guanyin without saying a word.

Guanyin: "...... speaks, you speak, although you look at me very sincerely, but you don't speak..... I'm embarrassed to be fine, okay!

"Ahem, speaking of which, the Mahayana Dharma Sanzang, like the monk's name, is also fateful, and it should be ......taken by you."

Before Guanyin could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Tang Sanfu, "That..... Excuse me, the poor monk Tang San is buried, buried in the sky, buried in the ground, and buried in the common people, it is rumored that Tang San is buried who can live forever after eating the meat of the poor monk! ”

Guanyin: "......" MMP, can you still play happily together? Why didn't you find out before you were reincarnated, it turns out that you are a golden cicada who can talk to death with such a sentence.

No wonder the World-Honored One wants you to be reincarnated for ten lifetimes!

Forget it, I can't pretend anymore, let's show my real body!

With a 'bang', Guanyin jumped into the sky, revealing his true deity as a women's clothing boss, followed by Hui'an Walker and the Dragon Girl.

"Tang Sanfu, the deity just spoke, I just want to test you.

Sure enough, the deity didn't look at the wrong person, the monks didn't speak, and you didn't disappoint the deity.

With such a character, you should take the Sanzang Sutra and save the people of the Tang Dynasty. ”

Below, seeing the Bodhisattva appear, the monks, the people, the civil and military ministers knelt on the ground, and even His Majesty Li Er saluted respectfully.

In this regard, the Bodhisattva did not care, and took the brocade robe from the hand of the dragon girl behind him, "Tang San is buried, there is a brocade robe here, draped on your body to ensure that you will not be invaded by water and fire on the way west, and will not fall into reincarnation." ”

With a wave of his hand, the brocade robe fell into Tang San's burial hand, and Guanyin took the nine-ring tin staff from the Hui'an walker.

"This is a nine-ring tin rod, which is the treasure of Buddhism, with nine rings on it, holding the rod in your hand, and not being poisoned."

The nine-ring tin staff fell into the hands of Tang San's burial, and Guanyin smiled at Tang San's burial, "Tang San's burial, the deity is waiting for good news in the Xitian Da Lei Yin Temple!" ”

After speaking, without waiting for Tang Sanfu to reply, Guanyin took Hui'an Walker and the Dragon Maiden and turned around and flew away.

Fly..... Let's go!

After staying for a moment longer, he was afraid that Tang Sanfu would say something again, and he would not be able to get off the stage.

And then.....

"Let's go.... Let's go? ”

Guanyin played too fast, like a tornado, and a set of consecutive blows made Tang Sanfu unable to react.

It wasn't until Guanyin left with Hui'an Walker and the Dragon Maiden, looking at the figure that disappeared quickly as if he was afraid of being stepped on by someone, that Tang Sanfu came back to his senses.

"Come back! Come back to me! I didn't say I promised you to go and learn the scriptures! ”

Tang San didn't call Guanyin back with a wail, but called a pair of eyes that looked at him with envy, jealousy, and hatred.

"That..... This ....."

Facing tens of millions of pairs of envious, jealous and hateful eyes, and looking at the robe and Zen staff in his hand that were not invaded by water and fire, did not fall into reincarnation, and were not poisoned, Tang Sanfu hesitated to speak.

"Amitabha, the poor monk wants to say..... I don't believe in Buddhism, do you believe in it? ”