Regarding the matter of learning scriptures, at the beginning, Tang Sanfu actually refused.

The reason for his refusal is also very legitimate, and it is impossible to find the slightest flaw.

At that time, in the face of the sincere request of Tang King Li Er, Tang Sanfu said this-

Poor monks and Buddhism are born to restrain each other, and they are not in agreement with the Buddha.

Once they reach the Western Heavens, they are afraid that they will not be able to get the true scriptures, and the poor monks may fight with the Buddha.

Regarding the truth of Tang San's funeral, His Majesty Li Er nodded in agreement, and raised his hand with a smile and nodded at Tang San's funeral's head, "Royal brother, you are naughty again." ”

Tang San's funeral: "......" you are naughty, your whole family is naughty.

"Your Majesty will die of this heart, go to the west for 108,000 miles, let alone three or five years back and forth, poor monks will not go if they are killed......"

As soon as these words came out, a familiar voice suddenly sounded in my head.

"The death task of the host scourge Datang has been completed, and the task will be automatically submitted."

"Task submission complete."

"Mission rewards are being settled."

"The settlement is complete, the host scourge Datang task is well completed, and the reward skill is super thigh-hugging magic.

Super Thigh Hug Effect 1: 100% hug the golden thighs of the friendly camp.

Super Thigh-hugging Effect 2: The thigh-hugging hostile camp is completely lost before breaking free from the shackles.

Ask the host to keep up the good work and complete more death-fighting tasks. ”

Hearing that his task of harming the Tang Dynasty was completed, Tang San's funeral mood was wonderful, not only from getting a thigh-hugging magic technique with himself, but also because he had completed this task, he didn't have to worry about his face being covered with little jj.

It's just that.....

If the previous hosts who knew Su Luo knew what he was thinking, they would have told him - you were too happy too soon.

Really.....

At the next moment when Tang Sanfu was happy, Su Luo's voice was reaching his head again.

"Publish the task of death - learn from the West.

The road to learn the scriptures is thrilling and exciting, full of the fun of making death.

As an inspirational existence on the front line of death, the host is the most important, how can he miss such a beautiful thing?

Please immediately embark on the road to the west and walk to the foot of the West Heavenly Spirit Mountain alive.

The quest is complete, and the reward is given.

Therefore, the task is the main task, which cannot be rejected or failed.

Failure Penalty for Mission: The 10th reincarnation is a shemale with a butt on the face. ”

Tang San's funeral: "......"

"If I can't die, I have to go!"

Looking at Li Er, who was overjoyed by the sudden change in his painting style, Tang Sanfu had a smile on his face and tears in his heart.

"Your Majesty doesn't need to persuade anymore, the matter of learning scriptures, the poor monk has to do it, no one should rob the poor monk, whoever dares to rob the poor monk, the poor monk will be in a hurry!

Without further ado, the poor monk will set off now! ”

Li Er: "......"

Looking at Tang San's burial with a sudden change in painting style, Li Er's face was full of confusion, and he couldn't understand how his imperial brother's brain circuit was long.

One moment he looked like he was beaten to death and couldn't learn from the scriptures, and the next moment he became like he would kill whoever dared not let him learn the scriptures.

Of course, although it is not clear why, the final outcome is ..... It's still all happy.

Ten miles away from Chang'an City, His Majesty Li Er personally led a white horse and handed over the reins to Tang San's funeral.

"Royal brother, go to Lingshan for 108,000 miles, this white horse, will be sent to the royal brother for the purpose of traveling, go to the royal brother do not forget the Tang Dynasty, get the true scriptures as soon as possible and return to Chang'an."

Tang Sanfu took the reins from Li Er, bowed his hand to Li Er, turned over and got on his horse and prepared to set off.

"Brother Yu, wait a minute."

Tang Sanfu looked back at Li Er in confusion, it was you who urged him to learn the scriptures, it was you who were going to leave and you were the ones who stopped him, what did you mean?

Stopping Tang San's funeral, who was about to leave, His Majesty Li Er turned around and took a package from the eunuch behind him, "There are a thousand taels of gold in this package, which are used as entanglements for the royal brother on the westbound road, including the customs clearance document issued by my Tang Dynasty himself, are all in this package." ”

Handing the package to Tang San's funeral, His Majesty Li Er took over a delicately shaped bowl made of purple gold from the palace maid.

"This purple gold bowl is a treasure offered by the people, and I will give it to the royal brother together, and the royal brother can use it to transform the fate along the way."

Tang San's funeral: "......"

Looking at Li Er, Tang San's eyes were like looking at a fool.

Zijin! I don't know how much purple gold is more precious than gold, and I don't know how much, and I use it to turn the fate?

You're not a fool!

The chance of being robbed by someone with this thing is definitely hundreds of times greater than the chance of being able to turn into a meal, right?

Even if you don't get robbed, do you think that a monk who begs for food and shows off his wealth with a purple gold bowl will have a high chance of being pitied and charity by others when he goes to beg for food, and there will be a high chance of being beaten to death by someone because of showing off his wealth?

Of course, although he felt that Li Er was stupid, Tang Sanfu still took over the purple gold bowl.

Smoothly put the package containing the customs clearance documents and gold into the ring, Tang Sanfu was dressed in a brocade robe, holding a nine-ring tin staff in one hand and a purple gold bowl in the other.

I don't know why, he always feels that this purple gold bowl looks a little familiar.

"Eight years ago, the host picked up a purple gold bowl on the side of the road, and on the way back, he changed it to a golden carp."

After such a reminder from his master, Tang Sanfu also remembered that there was indeed such a thing.

But.....

"And said that it's not my master, it's not my master, how did you know about it eight years ago?"

Putting away the purple gold bowl, Tang Sanfu pursed his lips, waved his hand to His Majesty Li Er, clamped the horse's belly between his legs, and trotted west with the white horse under his crotch.

"Brother Yu, I'm going to the West for 108,000 miles, I don't know when I can return to Datang?"

Tang San turned his head back, "This will go to the West Heaven, at least three or five years, and more than ten years."

In the territory of the Tang Dynasty, the Sanskrit sound is resounded all over the place, the sky is falling, the ground is surging golden lotus, and the whole country, the branches refer to the day of the east, which is the time when the poor monk returns. ”

In the territory of the Tang Dynasty, Sanskrit sounds all over the place, the sky is falling, the ground is surging golden lotus, and the branches of the trees are all pointing to the east.

Thinking silently in his heart, looking at the back of Tang San's funeral that disappeared into the scorching sun, Li Er couldn't help but show a little emotion on his face-Young, it's so good!

"Go back to the palace."

His Majesty Li Er gave an order, and the civil and military of the Manchu Dynasty followed, set up the ceremonial frame, and went to the Taiji Palace.

The Manchu Dynasty was exhausted, and the speed of the road was naturally not fast, and it took half an hour to walk before entering the city gate.

At the moment when the team stepped into Chang'an City.

"Hum~"

The entire Chang'an City was shrouded in a burst of Sanskrit sound, looking up, like a goddess scattering flowers, and there were smallpox scattering.

Bowing his head, it was a misty golden lotus phantom projection.

In an instant, the trees and branches of the entire Chang'an City all pointed to the east.

This instantaneous change made all the monarchs and ministers of the Tang Dynasty, including Li Er, stunned for a while, and even forgot to hurry.

Almost subconsciously, everyone turned around and looked out of the gate of Chang'an City.

I saw that under the sunshine that was gradually moving westward, a monk riding on a white horse, his big bald head reflecting the sunlight shining, and he was beating a horse from west to east.

"Your Majesty!"

"Royal brother, you.... And came back? ”

The team that saw off here hasn't returned to the palace yet, and you're coming back from the West Heaven to learn scriptures, isn't it too fast?

If you had known that you were such a fast gunner, then why did you need to send you with such fanfare.

I set up a banquet in the palace, and when you leave, you will warm a pot of wine, and the wine may be just right to drink when you come back.

Tang Sanfu rolled his eyes and looked at Li Er like a fool.

"Your Majesty, are you stupid?"

As soon as these words came out, all the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were silent, and the entire Tang Dynasty dared to talk to His Majesty Li Er like this, only this one, and there was no second person.

Li Er was also stunned by Tang San's burial, and said in his heart that he didn't take the true scriptures, why did you run back?

I'm done seeing you off, do you still want to pick a pick? If I really don't dare to kill the monk, what's the matter?

Fortunately, Tang Sanfu came back this time, not to pick a child, he came back to have something more important than picking a child.

Looking at His Majesty Li Er, who was staring at him with wide eyes, Tang Sanfu wiped the ring on his left hand with his right hand, and a piece of meat wrapped in oiled paper with a pound of weight appeared in his hand.

"Your Majesty, the poor monk walked halfway and suddenly remembered that although this trip is theoretically less than three or five years, it will be more than ten years at most.

But it can't be said that the poor monks are in waves..... As soon as I encounter some trouble and delay a little time, I don't know when it will be the return date.

Therefore, in order not to have the tragedy of having to go to your grave and burn the scriptures to you after the poor monk returns, you can take this bit of meat back and stew it and eat it. ”

The words were not rough, listening to Tang San's words that he couldn't bury five or six, Li Er subconsciously took the oil paper bag.

"This ..... This is.....? ”

"Oh, this is the Tang monk meat that is rumored to be immortal in the rivers and lakes, you can go back and stew it and eat it.

Just such a catty, enough for everyone, you and the eldest grandson, and the princess of Changle will share it. ”

"Goo-dong!"

In front of the gate of Chang'an City, there was a sound of swallowing saliva with a buzzing eardrum.

The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty, including a thousand Niu Wei, looked at the oily paper bag in Li's second-hand, like a hungry wolf who had finally seen meat after seven days and seven nights.

If it weren't for the fact that he didn't know whether what Tang Sanfu said was true or false, if he didn't know that Li Er was the emperor, someone would have pounced on him to grab it.

"This ..... Tang monk meat? ”

Compared with the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty, Li Er has a better understanding of the word Tang monk meat.

Tang monk meat, isn't it the meat of Tang San's burial? After all, Tang Sanfu had mentioned countless times in his self-introduction that eating his flesh would lead to immortality.

So.....

"Royal brother, you.... Is it serious? ”

Tang Sanfu rolled his eyes, the picture of the poor monk coming back was specially made for your special Tang monk meat, do you think it can be fake?

Tang San's burial was just an expression, and Li Er understood the other party's meaning in seconds.

It's just that......

Looking at the Tang monk meat in his hand, Li Er's heart began to struggle again.

"Tang monk meat!

I ate the meat of Tang monks who can live forever!

Looking at the past and present, which emperor doesn't want immortality?

And now, as long as you eat this meat, immortality is in sight.

But this is human flesh! ”

So.....

To eat or not to eat? That's a problem!