"Actually, on the way back, I met a team of emissaries from my country. Our king is dead, and now I am king! ”

Dala Bumba didn't seem to be sad about the death of the king of his country, patted Xiao Ming on the shoulder, and continued:

"Brother Lonely's affairs are a little troublesome, but with some means, I bought the entire yamen."

"Buy.... Get down? ”

"That's right! The officials of your country can be bought and sold, but I just bought a slightly larger one. ”

Xiao Ming, who figured out the ins and outs, walked into the ring at the urging of the referee, only to see the lone-armed hero clenching his fist with his remaining hand, gently patting his heart to show his respect, and Xiao Ming also made a standard return gift with both hands in fists.

"Your Excellency! Look cheap! ”

I saw the lone-armed hero crawling away with one hand on the ground and two feet, and his cheeks spit back and forth with his breath bulging. In the eyes of others, it looked like a toad with a broken leg, just lying there quietly, Xiao Ming really couldn't see through what this exercise was for. And the audience outside the stadium was screaming in bursts.

"Good exercises! This is the frog skill created by the Western medicine Ouyang Madness, which was originally created by the Western medicine Ouyang Madness, but it was improved by Yang Daxia and is a unique internal skill of the Yang School. ”

"Master Bi is very knowledgeable, I don't even know such an exercise, what is the mystery of this exercise?"

"This exercise is to learn the dynamic vision of the frog, once you use the weapon, you will inevitably be counterattacked, but this will be quickly counterattacked with internal force, which means that the more powerful the beggar attacks, the greater the power of the counterattack! I think this one could be a hundred times stronger."

After all, Lao Ye Bi is a big man who has been galloping in the commentary industry for decades, and the whole square can be heard clearly under the amplification of internal forces. Xiao Ming sighed that it was because he stepped on the iron shoes and found nowhere to get them, and it didn't take any effort at all.

And the one-armed hero lying on the ground, because of the explanation of the old man, a true qi was almost disordered, his throat was salty, and he swallowed it back dangerously. I thought to myself:

"This thing is not stupid, I'm not the kind of boss who will expose his weaknesses, but it's good! This idiot has all his weaknesses spoken. ”

Xiao Mingbei smiled and looked around the neighborhood, found a piece of fresh dog shit, wrapped his true qi in the panicked face of the one-armed hero, and threw it over very simply.

Sure enough, just like the explanation of the old man, the lone-armed hero flew high, made an extremely gorgeous pose in the air, and then used his tongue to roll up the piece of shit, and threw it into the air with all his might, and the shit flew higher and higher under a hundred times the strength of the counterattack, and finally lost sight of the shadow.

And the lone-armed hero is disgusting and desperately vomiting, and with the help of his lady, the little deaf girl, rinses his mouth with seven-leaf Fulong chrysanthemum liquid. Under the laughter of Xiao Ming's relatives and friends, the lone-armed hero once again walked onto the stage.

This behavior seemed to anger the lone-armed hero, only to see the hero slowly take out the dark iron heavy sword behind him, holding it with one hand, a visible cyclone wrapped the sword body, and after throwing a sword flower, the lone-armed hero rushed towards Xiao Ming quickly.

"What a light effort! Look at the light skills of the lone-armed hero, which is the practice practiced by the lone-armed hero in his childhood to avoid the persecution of the landlord, called debt avoidance microstep! ”

"I know that this kind of exercise can make a person like a pig fly to the height of an eagle, and at the same time, he can shout a pig-killing cry from his mouth!"

"It's worthy of being my partner, Niconi, the true biography of your deep old husband!"

This time, the lone-armed hero was prepared, he didn't listen or watch, he just focused on the sword in his hand, his heavy sword blade was invincible, and he had never had an opponent!

But! Xiao Ming was the man who opened the golden finger, only to see Xiao Ming pick up the sword lightly, and point it on the tip of the heavy sword with skillful force, changing the direction of the heavy sword, the heavy sword slashed heavily on the floor, Xiao Ming flew up and stood straight on top of the heavy sword! .

Although the clothes are worn out, the grinning wind still blows a chivalrous feeling. Looking at Xiao Ming, who was standing on top of the sword, everyone in the audience held their breath, before the lone-armed hero had time to react.

Xiao Ming took a step forward, and smashed the face of the lone-armed hero with the artifact in his hand! If you look closely, it turns out to be a common brick moving on a construction site!

"Good bricks! Moving bricks is worthy of being the first of the eighteen hidden weapons! At present, there are two kinds of bricks in China, one is red, commonly known as "red brick", and the other is cyan, commonly known as "green brick". “

"Its standard size is 240cm×115cm×53mm. Slabs and bricks can not only fight, but also heal. The slab bricks are mostly green bricks, and there are no red bricks. There are many dogs in the countryside, and there is no shortage of giant dogs that are one meter long and half a meter high. Therefore, when people go out, they carry a brick with them in case of accidents. When it is used up, it is thrown away, and even the government is helpless. ”

"After all, as the saying goes, no matter how good the mix is, a brick is knocked down, this thing is really a good product for killing people and goods for home travel, with the seven-leaf Fulong chrysanthemum liquid, you are not afraid even if you go to the ends of the earth!"

Old Man Bi seems to have a soft spot for moving bricks, and this commentary is very passionate, and the lonely hero immediately shed blood from his head after being hit by Xiao Ming's bricks, and his neat bun was also scattered, looking quite embarrassed.

But after all, he is a swordsman who walks the rivers and lakes, and he saw that the lone-armed hero was not discouraged by the failure of this blow, he was lucky with the true qi of his body, pulled the giant sword back and then threw it out, and when Xiao Ming dodged the giant sword, he jumped high and made an eagle predatory gesture in the air!

Who knew that Xiao Ming was even more experienced in fighting, just when the one-armed hero was about to hit! Xiao Ming found a folding stool out of nowhere! Like playing tennis, he shot down the lone-armed hero, and then beat him with a folding stool.

"Good folding stool! The secret of folding stools is that they can be hidden in private houses and can be obtained everywhere! You can also sit on it and hide the murderous aura! is like a brick, even if you are arrested by the government, you still can't be sued! What a worthy of being the first of the seven weapons! ”

"So can Master Bi introduce to the audience what the seven weapons are?"

"Absolutely! Folding stool first! Kitchen knives followed! Toilet plugs! The bow of peace in the prefecture! Bao Longxing's invincible salted fish! There is also the rolling pin of Aunt Wang next door to my house, and finally the broom of the sweeping monk of Shaolin Temple! ”

"I've seen it!" Nicone said with a slap.

After the beating, Xiao Ming panted and stretched out the folding stool and sat on the stool. Picked up the folding fan handed to him by the assistant next to him and fanned himself. And the lonely hero on the ground has already foamed at the mouth and fainted.

Everyone was cheering Xiao Ming's victory, Xiao Ming was thrown high and fell back into the crowd, the flowers and applause never stopped, Xiao Ming was also happy, the sword he had practiced for so many years finally had a use.

Suddenly, Xiao Ming found that there was a small dot in the sky, getting bigger and bigger, and under the crowd throwing this small dot again, it flew into Xiao Ming's throat with a poof, stuck there, and Xiao Ming wanted to breathe urgently.

But the people were still desperately throwing him, throwing flowers at him, and finally Xiao Ming was shot away vertically by the one-armed hero, and then the shit that fell back was stuck in his throat and suffocated to death.

Xiao Ming's soul floated again, and before being sucked away by the vortex, he took one last look at this martial arts world, and no one found that Xiao Ming was dead, and he was still there cheering.