Chapter 13: Below! Xiao Ming!
"Yo! It's selling well, and the elixir and jade dew passed down by the master have all become strong pills. β
The young woman named Little Deaf Girl walked up to Little Worm Girl, picked up the Spirit Bee Pill and looked at it, and let out a sneer from her nostrils. And the one-armed hero next to him just looked at this Spirit Bee Pill coldly and didn't say anything
"Not really! How can there be such a cow as a senior sister, the yield is large and the effect is small. β
"You Kunlun slave scumbag, you dare to say that I, who uses Fulonggan as a medicinal guide, a seven-leaf flower as a seasoning, and finally uses the seven-leaf Fulong chrysanthemum liquid brewed by spirit bees is a water-adulterated fake?"
The little deaf girl was a little angry, and the one-armed hero next to her hurriedly grabbed her and coughed embarrassedly. The people who were originally watching the play all around came over, and the pointers seemed to can't believe that the effect of the company's Fulong chrysanthemum liquid turned out to be miserable.
"Humph! Since Senior Sister is so confident, why don't we make an appointment for a day, and each of us will send people who have taken their own spiritual honey to come out to fight, you must know that my seven-leaf Fulong chrysanthemum liquid can greatly increase the qi and strength of the person who takes it. and countenance. On my side, my father-in-law will teach on my behalf! β
"Oh! That has to be, after all, you can't beat me! "The little bug girl showed off her biceps! Squinted and laughed at the little deaf girl.
"You! This slut, with no mouth to cover, I can't beat you? I...... I just don't want to do it myself! β
The little deaf girl who has been angry is really speechless, this little junior sister entered the teacher a long time later than her, but she was born with infinite strength, her whole body is capable, although her appearance is ugly, but her mind is extremely delicate, whether it is martial arts or beekeeping, she has been bullying her as a senior sister when the master is still there. I'm actually jealous.
The master is gone, she set up her own door, and she also won the favor of the one-armed hero with her beauty, although her beekeeping methods are average, but after all, she is a spirit bee. No matter how bad it is, the effect of this medicine is still there. In addition, he is good at communicating, and there are some ways in the official yamen, so this bad product naturally sells well. But as soon as this little slut came out of the Spirit Bee Pill, the sales of his seven-leaf Fulong chrysanthemum liquid were greatly reduced, and he came to explore the enemy today.
When the little deaf girl was thinking about how to fight the enemy, a young man beside the little insect girl who was not good-looking arched his hand slightly and said with a smile:
"Under Xiao Ming! It's a great honor to be able to compete with one of the legendary one-armed heroes. β
The lone-armed hero, seeing that Xiao Ming knew the general situation, nodded with a smile. The two sides agreed on a good time to compete for the name of this spirit bee at the top of the elixir mountain.
A few days later
The top of the Elixir Mountain,
Xiao Ming carried his wooden sword to the Elixir Mountain, looked around, there were crowds of people, on the side of the little deaf girl, the gongs were noisy, and the huge banners were hunting on the square. Presumably hired hot-field personnel shouted loudly
"Seven-leaf Fulong chrysanthemum liquid, bowel movements, friends of women, male gospel, you take him, everyone serves!"
After everyone finished shouting, a man and woman who were as foreign as Da La Jumper and Half Beddy Servant Dobby Furnace Weng would come out, and they would follow in an unfamiliar Chinese language:
"I also use seven-leaf Fulong chrysanthemum flower liquid!"
The lone arm fans also swung in the crowd with fluorescent arms made of fireflies, and the uniform fans sang a lyric that seemed to have been written specifically for the lone arm.
"Welcome to the Elixir Mountain, this medicine mountain gladiatorial fight is specially sponsored by the seven-leaf Fulong chrysanthemum liquid that cleanses the intestines and defecates the skin and protects the anus, and at the same time, it is also sponsored by the king from the Western Regions."
"I'm the host grandpa Bi, I'm Nicole!"
"The blue party participating in the competition this time is a lone-armed hero from the seven-leaf Fulong chrysanthemum liquid, Dick Guo!"
The host named Grandpa Bi solemnly introduced the camp of the little deaf girl, and Nikeni next to her echoed and asked:
"You said that this time the Yaoshan Sword Debate has a better chance of winning."
"Oh, I said little Nicole, isn't it obvious, you look at the current world, many people who practice martial arts have become beggars, and they haven't found any time to improve their martial arts when they eat."
The old man smiled, deliberately drank a sip of seven-leaf Fulong chrysanthemum liquid from the prostitutes in the newspaper hall, and even slowed down on his own, so that the yellow liquid in the transparent bottle specially made of cherished glass flowed into his mouth little by little, and after swallowing it with a bang, he frowned as refreshingly as he took a sip of wine and continued:
"Only a one-armed hero who takes the route of the idol faction can have enough funds to maintain his martial arts, you look at his eyes that are not arrogant about the world, and then look at the priceless Xuantie heavy sword behind him, compared to Xiao Ming from the Great Pill."
The prostitutes in the public newspaper hall collectively turned their heads to look at the old man's voice, Xiao Ming's sparse side was only the villagers from Beishan to cheer, such as the king of the dog meat restaurant next door, who also brought out his only flag, and the living zombie Twilight was even more straightforward, and put his huge stone tablet directly on the field, because there was no money to buy clothes for a long time, Xiao Ming's clothes were also worn out like beggars, and the wooden sword in his hand looked like a plaything made by his parents for their little baby.
"Hahahaha, that's okay?"
"Huh! How is that wooden sword so similar to what it was made for my son? β
Just as the prostitutes laughed at Xiao Ming's poverty, an incomparably shocking piece of music sounded on the only passage of Elixir Mountain, which was the famous musician of the Oriental Island Country, Sawano Cockroach, the Divine Comedy.
i say CRYοΌ
i say LIEοΌ
i save freezing hand
i stand against it called death
In the fierce and enthusiastic music, slowly a luxurious team walked up from the slope, and the huge gold-inlaid banner flag with the name "δ₯°ιΎδ°δγ½δ΅δ¬θΏδγε wishes Xiao Ming a successful first battle!.
A gorgeously dressed yellow hair, raised his hand slightly, the court musicians stopped playing, and just when Xiao Ming was stunned, a familiar head poked out of the passing sedan chair, which was the lonely cheap with a stomachache!
"Brother Ming!"
"Brother Lonely! What are you? β
The lonely and cheap quickly got out of the sedan chair, and the two hugged each other hahaha, full of emotion, and then the little yellow hair also came over:
"Brother Ming, I haven't seen you for a few days, and you have become even more handsome."
"Where! Where! It's Brother Dala Bangba, you must have returned home smoothly with your gorgeous clothes! β
"It's a long story."
Dara Bomba shook his glittering golden hair and made a deep expression of a contemplative.