7. It turns out that you are so stupid
We are here to hunt ghosts, and Master Ben selflessly acts as the bait. I've been shouting so hard. But......
What about ghosts?
In the blink of an eye, it was almost noon, and there was still no movement in the warehouse!
Don't talk about ghosts, except for the footprints of the two Taoist priests, there is not even a trace of people who have recently entered here.
The beer bottles were still hidden in hidden corners, but they were covered in dust.
The "three good students" of that class have also graduated, and they also have their own way of commemorating. They signed their names on the bottles and wrote their parting words:
"There is always a special taste in the beers at school, and that's our constant friendship!"
This ghost really looks like he's been hiccuped by the Smurfs, but how did I get out?
"Let me out! I've cleaned up the demons here, let me out! ”
But no one answered outside the door.
No way! What's going on!
It's obviously the Smurfs who are ugly and scary, ah no, scare the ghosts, what are you doing with me here!!
"Sister, are you? Dao Chief, does anyone not? Don't leave me behind when you eat, say a word outside the door! ”
Oh, and the Smurfs!
I immediately opened the window, but the Smurfs were no longer there!
Smurfs, you can't save your beloved disciple to death! You have failed the love I have had for you for three years!
They must be outside in a corner I can't see, ready to see my jokes! I can't let them get away with it!
I climbed up to the window edge and pushed my head out of the bars of the burglar-proof window to look around.
The sun was shining brightly on the pitch, and there was no one around, and there was no sign of them.
Really good at hiding, the enemy is very cunning!
I see, they must be hiding behind the door and peeking through the crack in the door while I'm not looking!
Hum! I'm going to jump off the windowsill and get them out one by one!!
Wait a minute......
What does this burglar-proof window mean?!
Why are you stuck in my head and won't let me out?
Don't make jokes like that! How did I just squeeze through?
Finished! Something is wrong!
At this moment, the sound of a basketball suddenly came from the warehouse, which had been silent.
Then several metal hoops clanged to form a rhythmic melody with the sound of the basketball hitting the ground.
Suddenly, he suffered a light blow to the back, and it was probably hit straight by a ping-pong ball or something.
What does this mean? Could it be...... Haunted?
Don't, my head is still stuck!
I just looked for you for a long time and you didn't come out, and now I'm in a little situation, you're in this one hurry, really when I'm a vegetarian?
"What kind of ability is a sneak attack from behind, if you have the ability to wait for me to pull out my head, let's go head-to-head!"
This damn broken warehouse, everything is in tatters, and this anti-theft window thief is strong!
Just then, I was hit the shoulder, followed by the sound of a tennis ball hitting the ground.
"It's still exciting, isn't it? The Great Monk didn't bother to look at you squarely, and specifically pointed his ass at you. There's a kind of you try again! ”
"Bang", a thump on the ass almost made me stick to the wall.
This time it's football......
What the hell does this mean? If I provoke him again, will he throw a shot put?
"If you have something to say, it's good to say! Let's be harmonious, harmonious. ”
"Poof!" A female voice seemed to laugh out loud.
"Who? What laugh at what laughs? ”
This voice sounds less than twenty years old, but it is obviously not Sister Ying and the loveless little Lori.
"I'm sorry, I'm so happy to see you again?"
Set almost! Ghosts are also coming to this set?
"You've seen me before?"
"Yes, you're my only companion here! It's just that you haven't been back for half a year! ”
Companion?! This is absolutely nonsense!
In the past, at school, the Smurfs and other teachers praised me for fooling around all the time, but I never really fooled around!
"Why don't I know you?"
"Because I've been watching you in the dark, but I haven't come out to see you. I was the only one in the whole school who could understand what you said, and I felt like you were my best friend, telling me the funniest jokes every day for three years. ”
My three years of high school were in the eyes of the devil, and it was a joke......
She had been secretly observing me for three years, and I didn't know anything about it.
Wait, secretly observe......
Don't......
I have a serious problem at stake with my innocence!!
"Do you ...... Peeking at me peeing into a wine bottle? ”
"It was a lot of fun to have you at school!" The female ghost said with a smile.
It's definitely the most untechnical diversion I've ever seen!
But when you think about it, just because I can speak a language that the undead can understand, I have kept her silent attention for so long.
In the past, my English teacher always said how important it is to master a foreign language, but I didn't believe it, but now I understand:
She is on the drop!
"Did you do the prank in the school warehouse?"
"Hmmm! Yes, after you left, I didn't have any more companions, and I couldn't help being lonely, so I occasionally trapped people here and asked them to play games with me! They couldn't see me, and I couldn't understand them, as if they were afraid of me! This has caused a lot of trouble for everyone! The female ghost lowered her voice, and her tone seemed to show guilt.
What a touching story!!
Let me rephrase the story:
There was a lonely female ghost living in the school, and she always liked to play pranks.
This is the background, not very important, let's explain it in one sentence, and the next thing is to focus on drawing a red line.
One day, a sunny, handsome, kind, brave, and honest (1,702 crosses omitted here) teenager came to this school, and he used his enthusiasm full of positive energy to bring warmth to the female ghost and bring three years of peace to the school.
But the teacher and classmates didn't understand this teenager, and regarded him as a negative example! The young man is neither humble nor arrogant, and continues to use his own efforts, burning himself and illuminating everyone!
What a touching story! What a touching teenager!!
Why are the corners of my eyes moist?
"By the way, you help me, now I have a big headache!"
I pointed to my jaw, which was almost grinding and spitting.
The ghosts are so powerful, and it's not easy to help remove an anti-theft window.
She seemed to check from behind me, and then replied in the affirmative, "This question is indeed a 'headache'. ”
"That's right! All you have to do is use your mana to tear this burglar-proof window bar to shreds like a noodle, and that's it! ”
"Hey, you're still so good at kidding! I'm just a wisp of remnant soul, where is the mana? ”
Am I kidding? It's the ghost sister, you're kidding. We're honest people, don't be so unkind!
"You're sure you're going to have mana! Just now, there would be balls flying all over the room, things clanging, how could it be done without mana? ”
"It's just an illusion! Ha! ”
With me, Chu Tianyu can even influence female ghosts, but he can't handle a few iron fences?
The female ghost suddenly jumped on the windowsill and sat on the edge of the window.
That's when I turned my head to see her clearly.
She was slender, with long curly hair and a light tracksuit, and although her face could not be seen, she could roughly be seen looking up at the window, with the corners of her mouth raised.
The sunlight passed through her body, leaving no shadow, only making her appear more transparent.
"Tell me about your experience in the past six months!" She turned her head, narrowed her eyes and smiled.
"Okay!"
I knelt on the windowsill with my head sticking out of the bar, and we opened up the conversation one by one.
When I said that I failed the college entrance examination and was depressed at home, she also frowned. When I talked about the bizarre experience of the past few days, she covered her mouth and couldn't help but laugh.
It's certainly polite to laugh! It's a happy laugh!
Definitely not a mockery anyway!!
"So you're so stupid! Burst! ”
You, you, you......
"You say that about me, I'm really embarrassed, I want to find a crack in the ground and get into it now!"
"Then you'll have to pull your head out of the burglar-proof window first."
……
As I was chatting, I suddenly remembered something important.
"By the way, this warehouse has been filled with magic circles by two Taoist priests, just to catch you!"
"It's okay, these circles don't work for me!"
So that's it! I'll just say, those two Taoist priests must be charlatans!
"This magic circle is used to capture ghost spirits, I am just a wisp of fetal light soul, this magic circle has no effect on me at all."
What kind of fairy soul, tire soul, what is she talking about?
"People have three souls, fetal light, cool spirit, ghost, living fetal light soul is the strongest, but after the soul leaves the body, the ghost soul will gradually eat away at the fetal light soul, and finally the dead soul will lose its mind and turn into evil spirits! This circle is to purge the evil spirits that have been devoured by the spirits. ”
Oh! I kind of understand what that means.
"Then you won't be devoured and turned into an evil spirit?"
"No, I used to be a student here, but one day, an extremely powerful evil spirit appeared here, which directly devoured my ghost spirit and anger. I'm just a wisp of light now, I've lost a lot of my memory, I've forgotten my name. I have crossed the door of life and death, and I can neither turn back, nor can I dissipate, so I can only linger in this place of evil spirit bondage. ”
It's the door of life and death again!
Whether it is Sister Ying, or this female ghost, or the boy who appeared in my hallucination, they all repeatedly mention the door of life and death.
What exactly is the Gate of Life and Death? Why am I the one who has returned from the door of life and death?
I told her my doubts.
"The Gate of Life and Death is not a real and visible door, but it divides all souls into two categories. The souls of the living are on the side of the living gate, and their souls cannot leave the body and cannot reach hell. The souls of the undead are on the side of the door of death, and their souls cannot affect the physical objects of the present world, but can only create illusions to affect the souls of people. ”
Well, I understand, I understand...... I seem to understand.
"I don't know more details, I just know that once the spirit spirits of the undead cross the door of life and death and enter the side of the door of life, they will be able to possess them at will!"