6. It's good to get on the road when you're full

Five people stood in a circle, their eyes focused on me alone.

Looks like I'm waiting for me to make a decision alone!

In this case, do I still have a choice? Yes, of course......

"Oops! I seem to be a little thirsty. "The air was so dry, my throat was on fire.

"You drink tea!" The old Taoist priest didn't know when he brought a cup of hot tea.

"This is the best West Lake Longjing in my office, you can use it slowly!"

The Smurfs have changed their ways?!

"The tea is good! But I've been standing for a long time when I came in, and my legs are sore! ”

"Negligence, my negligence!" The Smurfs made a gesture to sit down.

"Then how dare I! Is this your position as Vice Chancellor? ”

"Who are the two of us! You have been my best student since my freshman year of high school, and you have used these funny jokes to help me enliven the classroom atmosphere! I just like you so much that I transferred you to the first row of the classroom and set up a special seat for you to teach you up close every day! ”

Speaking of which, the Smurfs felt that they hadn't talked enough and added.

"Throne! Exclusive! VIP Exclusive! You deserve it!! ”

"Really?"

If you can believe the words of the Smurfs, there will be ghosts!

"Absolutely sincere! I dare to swear that if I say half a word against my will, I will lose my hair!! The Smurfs swore with two fingers up.

I caught a glimpse of his shiny head.

It seems that he often swears such poisonous oaths!

"I was in a hurry to come out in the morning, and I didn't even have time to eat breakfast......"

"I'll buy it!" Before I could finish my sentence, the Smurfs had already grabbed the change and rushed out.

"Oh, if only someone could give me a thump on the leg!"

"Hammer it for you!" Sister Ying didn't know when she had already squatted down, hammering her legs while massaging back and forth with her fingers.

Oops! This hand is strong! It's sour! Unbelievable! No...... Stop...... Don't stop!

"Xiao Yingzi, change your legs and rub them!"

"Oh, Your Majesty!"

Oops, I'm not dreaming! Today must be an auspicious day for the zodiac, and I also have a time of great luck!

I was in a too happy mood and hummed a song cheerfully.

"There's a Smurfs ...... on the lectern across the desk"

The vice-principal rushed in with a bucket of breakfast!

"Wow! Come back so fast! I just sang 'Lovely Smurfs' and you're back! ”

"Isn't that afraid you're hungry?"

I took a closer look at what he was carrying......

OMG! Putting a leather bucket for breakfast, is this feeding pigs? What high-yielding sows don't have this amount of food!

……

Half an hour passed, and the tea was full.

I returned the clean empty bucket to the Smurfs and touched my round belly: "It's just right, nothing wasted!" ”

Then I had a long hiccups!

Seemingly...... It's a bit of a stretch!

"Rice bucket!" I heard those two words spoken in a resentful tone.

"Who are you talking about? Li Yingxue, do you have an opinion about me? ”

"No, no!" Sister Ying's head shook like a rattle, "I mean the leather bucket." ”

It seems like...... Nothing is wrong with it......

Eating and drinking, it seemed like it was time to work.

"Let's talk about it! What's the situation? ”

"The incident occurred in a warehouse where sports equipment was stored at the school, facing the school court, and the door is unlocked on weekdays. Normally, there is nothing unusual about the playground during the day, but since a few months ago, if someone enters the warehouse alone in the evening or on a rainy day, strange events will occur. ”

The Smurfs paused, swallowed, and continued, "A lot of people have the experience that the warehouse door locks from the outside, and then the basketball and soccer ball and the like move on their own, and the metal equipment keeps making crashing sounds. Often the trapped person is teased to an exhaustion before the door reopens. ”

"Could it be a student prank!"

This level of prank can only be regarded as pediatric compared to the era when I was in school.

"Probably not, this happens all the time on weekends and holidays, and a physical education teacher was so scared that he took sick leave for more than a week. And this warehouse is usually not entered, where will someone do any pranks! ”

No one went in, what a joke!

"In the past, there were boys who lived in the school every night, secretly running out to smoke and drink, and it was in this warehouse."

Those students are the most difficult thorns in the school, and secretly have three hobbies: smoking, drinking, and fighting, so they are called "three good students" by me.

"There are students smoking and drinking in the warehouse? How did I not know? ”

The Smurfs were embarrassed to ask!

"Look at how you are the vice-principal, there are often many full bottles and half-bottles of beer hidden in the corner of the warehouse, and you don't even know it."

What irresponsible!

"You educate, but how do you know that?"

Hehe! How do I know?

Of course I do!

Every time I pass by, I sneak into the warehouse and pee in that half bottle of beer, how could I not know?!

Now that the problem has been figured out, the rest is naturally to solve the problem.

It's time to play my irreplaceable value!

"As the trump card of this ghost hunting operation! After careful analysis, I would like to propose my own unique solution. That's ...... The warehouse has been re-covered! ”

Oh, my God! I actually had such a perfect solution as soon as I made it!

Work something out! !

Five hands grabbed me in an instant.

"Hey, hey, you don't have to thank me! You don't have to leave me for lunch! ”

I know I'm good, but I'm embarrassed to welcome me so much......

"I want to run!"

The five of them locked their eyes on me like thieves.

"Don't run, don't run, I'm just going out for two laps to eliminate food!"

"We asked you to come here as bait, and we don't need you to give any advice."

"That's it! If the warehouse could be demolished, it would have been demolished a long time ago, and there is still a need to hire a feng shui master? ”

Something is wrong with this atmosphere!

"What do you mean, I'm not an ace? How can you do things without considering the opinions of the ace! ”

"Have you ever seen someone fishing considering bait opinions?"

Bait?! No, Sister Ying, what do you mean?

"I've given you a good meal, let's get ready to go!"

"If you run and break your leg and throw it into the warehouse, the effect will definitely be the same, anyway, the evil spirit only needs your fetal soul, and I don't care what your body looks like!" Little Lori's brain circuit is still so simple and violent!

"Two sisters, the two of you are with your legs crossed on your waist, and your elbows are turned outward! Aren't we in this group? Unanimous to the outside world! ”

"Really? I just asked someone if they were from our side, why didn't someone answer positively! ”

I didn't expect that she Li Yingxue would be such a person!!

After more than ten years of love, she actually suspected that I was not on her side! Could it be that childhood friendships are so worthless in her eyes?!

I owe it to me for giving sincerely every day for so many years!

"I really misjudged you, I, Chu Tianyu, from today onwards, I will break off with you Li Yingxueen!!"

"I'll keep breaking your kindness, break your leg first!"

Li Yingxue clenched her fists! Is she serious?

"Sister! Dear sister! I was wrong, no! Let's not do anything, I'll listen to you! ”

Seeing that the situation was not good, our army wittily launched a strategic maneuver with the enemy!

Just today, for the grand goal of "harmony" in the 21st century, I, Chu Tianyu, sacrificed my ego for the overall situation and made major concessions in terms of dignity!

Everybody! Please remember today, remember my great achievements of Chu Tianyu!!

"The cheese is ready! Next step is to prepare the mousetrap! ”

When is this, Sister Ying is still in the mood to catch mice, inexplicable! Anyway, why didn't I see where the cheese was?

The old Taoist priest spoke: "The mousetrap is also ready!" We've prepared the runes in the warehouse, set up the circle, and are waiting to place the bait to lure the evil spirits out. ”

"That's a hassle. The next thing to do, hehe, is to cut the cheese and put it on the mousetrap! ”

"Okay, let's do it! Hey, hey, hey! "There are five unkind eyes gathered around!

"Sister Ying, Sister Lu, Dao Shi, Second Daoist, Smurf, I'm here to catch ghosts, I'm not good at catching mice. What's that...... Now I don't have anything to do, I'll withdraw first! ”

"You think you're still running away?"

***

After our army's organized and disciplined strategic plea for mercy against the enemy's troops, our army finally achieved a major victory in negotiations - I can go into the warehouse without being tied!

The old warehouse was full of sports equipment, and when the wooden door was closed, only a window with an anti-theft window let in the light, which looked unusually dim.

Outside the gate there was the sound of chains clattering.

"Xiao Yuzi! I've locked the door from the outside, don't let the ghost out, and don't expect it to come out! This is Sister Ying's voice.

Inhuman!

The mischievous ghosts here know that they will release people when they are tired of playing, this fierce woman is more cruel than the evil ghost!

"You just can't bear to treat your lovely brother like that?"

"I can't bear the pig's head meat, and I can't find a wolf!"

I understand the reason, but can you change the analogy?

Instead, the Smurfs were hanging out of the burglar-proof window, posing a few posses in a row, and grimacing at me.

"In vain! Take care of you for the teacher!! ”

Teacher, your apprentice, I'm trying to lure ghosts! You know that you're the way you are, and it's easy to scare ghosts.

I highly recommend taking a picture of the Smurfs grimacing and hanging it on the warehouse wall. I promise it's more evil than any rune paper!!

Sensei said it was a ghost, even those "three good students", when they were hiding in the warehouse and were drunk, suddenly turned their heads and caught a glimpse of the melon face on the wall rolling their eyes and spitting out their tongues that were only half an inch, and they could instantly scare their livers to bleed!

I sat for a long time, and there was no movement!

It's strange, why can't the evil spirit come out? Really scared out of the shadows by the face of the nest?

"Anyone?"

Wrong!

"Are there any ghosts?" However, there was still no response.

"Big brother ghost, are you here? Ghost sister, show your face! Uncle Ghost, let's make a date! Second uncle, come out and play! ”

Ignore me!

"Scary, scary! I have no history of heart disease in my family, and I carry a fast-acting heart-saving pill with me, and all kinds of ghost brothers come out to scare me! Try to scare not a penny, and scare you to have a happy New Year! scare me to cry, I'll call you uncle; Scared me, call you Dad; Scared me to faint, call you grandpa......"