Chapter 12: Who Are You?

In a violent sense of hunger and thirst, Xiao Ming came to his senses, looked around, and lay on a stone bed carved from a single piece of jade. The skin wounds on his body had been bandaged, and he was surrounded by furniture carved out of stone.

"Childe, are you awake?"

There was a pleasant woman's voice from the stone cave, which was very good, as if it was like the voice of the fairy lady, Xiao Ming looked up.......

"Vomit~........."

I saw that although this woman had an extremely good voice, she was dressed in a white dress like a light veil, as if she was in the fog of smoke, and she seemed to be about twenty-six or seventeen years old, but her body was burly, and her muscles and muscles were like the muscles of a snake and python, clinging vertically and horizontally. Xiao Ming looked directly at him after vomiting. Holding back the feeling of nausea in my heart, I saw that this woman not only had muscles and flesh on her body, but even her face was clearly outlined. At first glance, it seems that you have seen a muscular man called Kenjiro in a certain manga.

"When the son saw the little girl, he only vomited for a few seconds, he really deserves to be a hero among the cheap."

"How do you know that I practice swords!"

While surprised by this woman's appearance in hell, he was even more surprised by his judgment of himself.

"It's actually very simple, everyone, please see!"

The woman grabbed Xiao Ming's right hand and broke open his tiger's mouth.

"The calluses on this person's tiger mouth and meat pad are quite thick, and they are formed by grasping the hilt of the sword for a long time to practice chopping and stabbing, and its left and right asymmetrical unicorn arms prove that the young man uses his left hand to jerk off, and his right hand is a simple practice."

Looking at the seven aunts and eight aunts who appeared around in surprise, Xiao Ming pointed at them and said, what kind of place is this?

"Beishan Living Zombie Tomb!"

"Zombies!?"

Xiao Ming jumped up in fright, causing everyone to laugh.

"Childe, don't be impatient, wait for me to explain in detail"

The woman gently covered her smiling lips with a tulle scarf, if this charming action happened to a normal woman, it would have caused a look of surprise, but it happened to a woman whose breasts were trained into muscles. Xiao Ming couldn't help but get goosebumps.

"Our side is the north of this elixir mountain, because there is no road to pass, so the business is bleak, not as good as the living dead tomb in Nanshan, in order to compete, so we named this cave the Beishan Living Zombie Tomb."

"Then you're that beautiful little deaf girl?"

"Childe hates it! The slave's surname is small, and her name is a heavy girl."

"Oh! With the same surname as me, it's still my own family. The little insect girl is also a strange name. ”

Just as Xiao Ming and the little insect girl were polite, an old aunt dressed in fancy clothes outside the door broke through the one-person thick stone door and rushed into the room shouting badly.

"Miss! The government's city management team is here again, let's go quickly. ”

"Second aunt, don't worry, wait for me to take a look."

Out of curiosity, Xiao Ming followed, and in the distance a team of pedaling cloud boots and red pants. There is a big pipe written in the big white circle of the official uniform on the body, presumably this is the city management team that maintains the market, this group of city management team is also domineering, holding a wooden horn while walking and shouting

"Alas, what about you! It's over! It's over! Don't you know when the time comes? ”

There was a peddler who didn't seem to make any money, so he didn't want to leave, so the city guards put his stall on a donkey cart and issued a chapter of the yamen fine, telling him to go to the yamen to pay the fine today. The peddler staggered, regretting that he had not listened to the city guards. Not only did he not make any money, but he also lost the guy who ate.

The stewards walked all the way to the tomb, looked at the tomb door and said:

"What about the boss in charge? You signboard has to be moved, it's out of the management line. ”

"Alas, here it is. Hey, everyone in charge of the city has worked hard, come and sit inside, you haven't had breakfast yet, second aunt, hurry up and serve the honey white fish to entertain the master. ”

"Don't bother the worm girl, remember to move this tombstone back a little. The official's errand, there is no way, by the way, the business certificate you applied for last time, you have to remember to get it in the next few days. Although your business is not as good as the little dragon girl's tomb of the living dead, she always mixes water in that honey, and you are still sincere. ”

After the city was gone, the insect girl held her breath, and casually moved the tombstone of several hundred catties back one meter, Xiao Ming thought that there would be something that could make people laugh like beating people in the city, but he didn't expect that it would be harmonious here. Guan Cheng is doing his own thing, and the vendors are also cooperating.

Back in the cave, Xiao Ming probably understood the situation, feeling that this little insect girl and the little dragon girl were originally two people from the same master, and their master Master Lin was originally a master of beekeeping, and he raised a kind of strange peak, which only women can raise.

Because the little deaf girl hooked up with a lone-armed hero by her own appearance, she was unwilling to improve her beekeeping thaumaturgy. With half of the beekeeping skills he had learned, he built a new ancient tomb in Nanshan, and made a lot of money by advertising with the reputation of a lone-armed hero, while the real heir of the little insect girl was ignored because of her appearance.

The little insect girl served the royal jelly she brewed herself, Xiao Ming tasted it, and was moved to cry by this sweet taste, and the little insect girls were also helpless, but there was no way. There is really no way to change the appearance given by parents.

"Actually, I have a plan, I wonder if I can give it a try?"

After speaking, Xiao Ming muttered in the ear of the little insect girl.

A few days later, at the gate of the ropeway to Elixir Mountain, there was an acrobatic stall that caused quite a stir, and I saw a person casually lifting a stone of about 100 catties, crushing it with his hands alone, and then the prostitutes in various newspapers ran to interview.

"Excuse me! May I ask Stephen Worm Girl, how did you make everyone like this Spirit Bee Pill so much! ”

"Uh~ I want me to answer this question, it's not fair. Why don't you ask the diners?"

"I'm here, I used to be a weak man, it's really miserable to not lift my head every night, since I used this spirit bee pill, seven times a night, and every time it takes two hours!"

A member of the city management team who was obviously wearing a government uniform, said happily with his big belly, and then another old man interjected.

"I.... I... I was still lying in the coffin yesterday, and my filial son gave me a mask with a spirit bee pill and water, and you look at me, I feel like I can live another 500 years! ”

After saying that, the old man raised his arm like a withered branch and flexed his muscles to the prostitute.

After two days of speculation, the Spirit Bee Pill really sold well, but bad things also followed. In front of the booth of Spirit Bee Pill, two uninvited guests came, a beautiful woman wearing the same clothes as the little insect girl, while the other was dressed in a black robe, with a white bangs hanging down from her black bun, and an arm was obviously missing.