Chapter 413: I'm Really Drunk (3rd Update)
I leaned into Mo Xuan's ear and whispered, "Senior sister, this old man, apart from paranoia, is there any other disease?" ”
Mo Xuan nodded: "Anyway, I think he must be mentally ill." ”
Old man: "I'm sick, and I'm called Mushroom." ”
All right! His name is Mushroom, and he is willful.
I said, "Mushroom Dao Chief, the immortal bone is in your hands?" ”
Mushroom: "The fairy bone is not in my hands, I call it a mushroom." ”
I nodded: "That, the ghost king is still next to him, can we not discuss it......"
Mushroom: "The ghost king is not around, I call him Mushroom!" ”
I was furious: "Why are you not finished?" The point I'm talking about is, what's your name? ”
Mushroom: "Whatever you say, I'll call it Mushroom." ”
Dry dry dry ......
Although I knew that the goods in front of me could save me and Mo Xuan, I still couldn't help but feel an urge to strangle him now.
And Mo Xuan, even more direct, said secretly to the ghost king: "Hey! What are you still doing? Shoot this mushroom to death! ”
The ghost king suddenly stirred his spirit, reacted, and roared: "The ghost king is a mountain palm, I will shoot it...... I shoot ...... I'll shoot ...... again."
Mushroom casually threw out a few spells and cracked the ghost king's white bone palm, he still looked at me and Mo Xuan with a blank face: "It can't shoot me, I'm called Mushroom!" ”
I just want a mouthful of old blood to squirt out.
Mo Xuan gritted his teeth and scolded angrily at the Ghost King: "Are you stupid? If you have been on the road for a thousand years, you will only have one trick of what kind of bullshit ghost king is a mountain palm? Strangle him! ”
The Ghost King was stunned: "Yes! Made, I haven't fought for a long time, I forgot about it! Hey, mushrooms, watch Lao Tzu's ghost king pinch his claws! ”
He flew over and grabbed the old man by the neck.
Mo Xuan laughed: "Old man, I can't speak this time." Come, come, tell me, what's your name? ”
The old man rolled his eyes in a pinch.
However, he was not in a hurry, and even raised a middle finger at the ghost king!
That's right, he raised a middle finger at the Ghost King!
What does middle finger mean?
The country doesn't care too much, and most people probably just feel despise.
But abroad, this is a big no-no.
This is undoubtedly saying to someone: I'm going to you!
The old man wants to the ghost king......
I went, the picture was so beautiful, I couldn't help but think about it.
The Ghost King glared at the three eyes and roared, "You dare to look down on me? Dead old man, I'll pinch! I'll strangle you! I'll pinch again! ”
The old man's middle finger lightly touched the ghost king's hand.
The Ghost King screamed on the spot and flew out violently.
Its hands, emitting white smoke, were clearly at a loss.
The Ghost King frowned, his face shocked: "Immortal Bone?!" ”
I looked at the old man's middle finger, which was still erect, and that finger was indeed different from the others, white and delicate, crystal clear, like a woman's finger...... No, it's clearly a woman's finger.
And at this moment, it is in the hands of the old man.
Immortal bones, already fused with the old man?
This is in trouble!
This shows that the fairy bone has recognized the old man. Once fused with it, the old man's Taoism is unfathomable. It is impossible to snatch the immortal bone from him.
At this moment, the old man looked at me and Mo Xuan, his face was stunned, his eyes were cloudy and dim, and he added blankly: "I'm called Mushroom!" ”
Mo Xuan was already covering his ears.
I also had black lines on my head, and I turned my head away from him.
The ghost king didn't rush forward for a long time.
I looked at it and was shocked!
This ghost king is actually beating himself!
He roared in a low voice: "The Ghost King Pai Shan Zhang!" I'll shoot! I'll shoot! I can't stop shooting! I'll keep shooting! I'll shoot and shoot ......"
He seemed to be crazy, hitting himself in the chest, in his lower abdomen, in his face, in his forehead......
Spicy next door, crazy and even beat yourself!
For this kind of person, it's better to stay away from it.
At this moment, the mushroom spoke: "Hey......"
I hurriedly said, "Old man, I beg you!" I beg you, can't you? I know your name is Mushroom! Mushroom Daoist, don't you introduce yourself again, okay? I swear I'll never forget your name for the rest of my life. ”
The old man glared at me and looked at Mo Xuan: "Female doll, I ......"
Mo Xuan was even more exaggerated, covering his ears tightly: "If you say that your name is mushroom, I ...... I...... I...... Oops, I don't want to hear the word mushroom anyway! ”
Old man: "Shut up, y'all!" ”
This time it was very unexpected, the old man did not mention the word mushroom. He looked at the Ghost King, his face was a little solemn, and said, "I think that you will not abandon each other at the critical moment and save each other, and I will not pursue the matter of you rescuing the Ghost King." Since this kid came to the mental hospital, I felt uncomfortable in my heart. After observing you for a few days, you two didn't do anything other than cheating in the middle of the night. Who would have thought that you two would be able to steal the ghost king out of their affair! Alas! Hurry up. This ghost king is about to enter a berserk state, I may not be able to take it down, you guys hurry up! ”
The Ghost King really entered a berserk state.
It was blazing with fire, pitch black, similar to the snake demon before.
It flew over again, this time it learned to be smart, it didn't fight with the mushroom closely, it carried this giant sword with condensed ghost energy in its hand, and kept chopping.
Bang......
Bang......
With each slash, black flames erupted, bringing out a fire dragon and heading straight for the old man.
The old man is fierce!
On par with the Ghost King, the two fought together.
Mo Xuan and I didn't leave, just squatted in the corner and watched.
How could it be just gone?
We finally found the whereabouts of the fairy bones, what's the matter with this left?
In this battle, if the ghost king dies, I can still get a bad pill somewhat!
That's a shydan!
The thousand-year-old Dao has achieved the ghost king, which is different from the evil spirit, which is the real evil pill.
After getting the Sha Dan, I estimate that I can unlock at least five Dao techniques at once, which is still the least.
If the mushroom dies......
We can find a way to snatch the fairy bones and escape with stealth.
If the ghost king and the mushroom lose both, then it's fun.
The real sandpiper clam competes for the fisherman's profit, and maybe you can get both the evil essence and the fairy bone.
Ten minutes passed......
Half an hour passed......
An hour passed......
At first, we were attentive, frightened, and cautious.
Later, Mo Xuan yawned and watched boringly.
It stands to reason that one is a ghost king who has practiced for thousands of years, and I am afraid that I can't find a few in the entire yang world. One is a master who walks through the sky, ranking in the world, and there must be him in the first place.
With such two people working hard, it must be a great battle!
See what the ghost king and mushrooms are doing now?
You won't believe it when you say it.
They're staring!
That's right!
You read that right.
Mom pulls a thumping egg, and at first she fights a few times, hits a few times.
Now, the two men are two meters apart, staring at each other intently.
No one moves!
No one speaks!
They've been staring like this for more than half an hour......
Yarn?
Can it be a little funnier?
Made, how did you come across all the teases lately?