The rumbling ghost qi condensed into a huge white bone palm, a full meter in radius, and slapped towards me and Mo Xuan.

"Let's go!"

Mo Xuan pushed me away violently, closed his eyes, and waited for death.

I'm so, I'm so shameless, I'm so funny all day long, but I'm still a man.

The bottom line of being a man cannot be lost.

I gritted my teeth, pounced, grabbed Mo Xuan's arm, and then slammed her to the side.

At the same time, I stretched out my palms and headed towards the white bone palms.

However, that's the mantis arm blocking the car.

I didn't have the time to use the Dao technique at all.

Even if you can use the debut technique, what can you do?

My current strength is enough to deal with a three- or four-hundred-year-old ghost. In front of him is a thousand-year-old ghost king.

I didn't even have time to use invisibility.

Rumble!

There was a loud bang......

I flew out upside down.

was slapped on the wall by the giant palm of white bones, I swear, if Mo Xuan comes to detain me now, he can't detain me from the wall for half a day.

The wall has been smashed out by me in a human-shaped hole, and my whole body is embedded in the wall. The whole body is almost scattered, but fortunately, I used mana to protect my body in time, otherwise, I would definitely die this time.

Mo Xuan's face changed greatly, and he exclaimed: "Huangquan ......"

She was going to pounce on her, looking at this posture, it was the rhythm of life and death with me.

I'm reminded of the scenes I often see on TV and movies.

There are always so many disgusting bridges that I want to vomit: the male protagonist and the female protagonist press the road, in the middle of the night, and have no ability, so they go to the silent alley without lights. Then I met a few hooligans, and the hooligans came out with a lewd smile and robbed money and sex. The male protagonist protected the female protagonist behind him and shouted: You go first, I'll stop you.

The heroine cried delicately: I'm not leaving, I'm going to be with you. Beaten together, scolded together, and doing anything together.

Then the hooligan raped the heroine ~ dirty.

Originally, the female protagonist had a chance to go, but she left, and the male protagonist was beaten at most, and there was nothing to do.

That's the case now.

Dry!

This is a ghost king who has been sealed for I don't know how many years, and when he came out, he vowed to cuckold all men in the world.

It's all at this time, and it's still chirping crookedly.

I yelled, "Don't come to save me, you go!" ”

Mo Xuan suddenly pulled out a dagger from his arms.

I went, and I was genuinely curious about these famous people. Where did this guy come from? Just now, I stripped Mo Xuan's whole body, touched her all over her body, and I didn't see a knife.

My aunt is Linglong, too, dressed so coquettishly and coolly, touching the magic device is like magic.

Hongluan, Xiongwei, Cardamom, it's all like this.

When you have the opportunity to go back, you must discuss it with them.

Well, now is not the time to think about that.

Mo Xuan held the dagger with a determined smile on his face. She said, "Huang Quan, I'm not here to save you. Anyway, the two of us will definitely die today. Rather than being killed by the ghost king, it is better to die at the hands of you and me. Come, let's each stab each other to death with a knife. It's a good thing to die with you in this life. ”

I rubbed it......

This girl is doing magic again, two daggers, hand me one.

Ah, her idea is rather strange. But it's much better than the pretentious heroine in the movie, and my brother likes this kind of chaste and bloody girl.

I grinned: "Don't be afraid, there is Lao Tzu here, just a ghost king, and he can't kill us." ”

I took her hand and jumped off the wall, sneering at the Ghost King. If you can't beat him, you must despise him spiritually.

I said, "Weiyang Ghost King, I call you an immortal banban, and I remember you, master." You remember clearly, sooner or later, one day, I will call you grandpa when I see Lao Tzu. ”

The Weiyang Ghost King roared angrily: "Grandpa, your egg! Give me death! The ghost king is a mountain palm, I'll shoot, I'll shoot again! ”

The rumbling ghost qi turned into two huge white bone palms.

I'm ready to use invisibility.

However, at this moment, a white light suddenly flickered in the room, facing the two white bone palms.

Puff puff......

With two clear sounds, the white bone palm turned into ghost qi and dissipated without a trace.

What the heck?

"Ah......h

Mo Xuan suddenly exclaimed.

I nervously asked, "What's wrong?" ”

She pointed behind me.

I glanced back: "Ah......hh

Paralyzed, I don't know when there is an old man squatting behind him, who else can there be if it is not a mushroom?

I didn't say why you came? Looking for death? Hurry up and get out of the way or something.

Because, this thing is simply so strange!

The door was closed, and there was no sound outside.

It was as if the neurotics, plus the dean, had all disappeared without a trace.

Around this house, if you look closely, there is a faint white halo circulating, and the fairy aura is swirling. It's clearly an enchantment!

Use the enchantment laid by the Dao technique!

I really can't imagine that in today's world, how many people can use Dao techniques to lay down enchantments without the help of magic weapons and Qimen Dunjia?

I'm afraid I can count them in one hand.

The mushroom was outside, but now it passed through the barrier and appeared behind me.

That enchantment had a divine and mysterious aura, and it was not difficult to guess that it must be the effect of the immortal bone.

The answer is already obvious.

This mushroom is a Taoist master!

The fairy bone is in the hands of this mushroom.

I asked, "What do you call your seniors?" ”

Mushroom: "Mushroom!" ”

Me: "Well, it's time like this, seniors don't hide it, I know you're a master." ”

Mushroom: "Then I'll call it Mushroom." ”

I was not reconciled, and asked again: "Dao Changzun?" ”

Mushroom: "Mushroom!" ”

All right!

Paralyzed, your name is mushroom, and you will recognize the word mushroom.

Mo Xuan shook my hand, lowered his voice and said, "Huangquan, there are also people called mushrooms, curious." ”

Mushroom rolled his eyes and looked at Mo Xuan: "Your grandfather still calls for touching." Isn't it more bizarre! ”

Mo Xuan was furious again: "Hey! Old man Chen, don't think I don't know what your name is. You are sixty-six years old and suffer from severe paranoia, and your name is Chen Mogu......"

The old man remained expressionless, squatting there.

At this time, he suddenly jumped up with excitement and laughed: "Look, I'll just say that my name is Mushroom, you still don't believe me!" ”

Me: "......"

Mo Xuan: "......"

Ghost King: "Woo woo...... Made! Lao Tzu has been sealed for fifteen years, and after he came out, how did the world change? Why have they all become comics? Paralyzed, can you stop chatting? Lao Tzu has been playing soy sauce for a long time, okay? I'm a ghost king! Aren't you afraid of me? Can you give me some reaction! Made! A bunch of maniacs! A bunch of silly ratios! Can you tease a little more? ”

The old man gave him a blank look, and said angrily: "Shut up!" You go first and rest on the side. Didn't you see that I was introducing myself to these two dolls? ”

Ghost King: "Lao Tzu is mad! The ghost king is a mountain palm, I shoot, I shoot, I shoot again, I still shoot ......"

The old man waved his hand and threw out a few spells, the white light flickered, and it met the white bone palm, and there was a roaring sound, and the white bone palm shattered and dissipated.

The old man looked at me and Mo Xuan, looked serious, and said: "I'm called Mushroom, I don't change my name, I don't change my surname, I don't change my surname, I was called Mushroom when I was a wild Taoist in Longhu Mountain, and now I'm still a mushroom when I'm mentally ill." If you don't call me mushrooms, I'll beat you up and call me mushrooms......"