Human flesh?

Tang Sanfu said, you think too much.

Only a fool would cut his own flesh for others to eat.

Uh, speaking of which..... It seems that he used to be such a fool.

Moreover, what he is going to see now is another such fool.

So..... There are still a lot of fools in this world!

Nan no forehead rice tofu!

Seeing that Li Er took over the meat of Tang monks, Tang Sanfu turned the horse's head and returned to Chang'an City.

What the?

Why don't you tell Li Er that this isn't human flesh? Was the pork stuffed?

Why?? Just don't tell him, in order to satisfy Tang Sanfu's evil taste of wanting revenge after being forced to go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures!

And do you think it's easier to tell him that it's made from pork mixed with minced fingernails than to make him think it's human flesh?

Of course, when Li Er finally made up his mind to eat human flesh for the sake of immortality, after eating it after the stew, he found out how angry he would be after eating it and finding out that it was pork, it didn't matter what he Tang San's funeral was..... Right?

......

"The white dragon horse, with its hooves facing west, carried Tang Sanzang and followed...... , the apprentices don't even know where they are nesting. ”

After singing for two sentences, Tang Sanfu couldn't sing anymore, and began to vomit instead.

"Moreover, just this white horse, it's not a white dragon horse, a white horse, a white dragon horse, a word difference, a thousand miles away!"

"Sigh Rule~"

Xu understood Tang San's funeral's words, and the white horse under his crotch let out a long roar, expressing his dissatisfaction with Tang San's funeral.

As if I wanted to tell him, don't look down on the white horse, the white horse also has self-esteem.

Syllable!

Tang San slapped Bai Ma on the head.

"You are a fart of the law, you are a fart, the poor monk is annoying, and he has no time to quarrel with you."

As soon as he finished speaking, the white horse kicked in front of the two sides, almost throwing Tang San off the horse.

"Hey, you're still not convinced!"

Finally stabilized the horse's body, Tang San buried that anger. 、

"You are a white horse, tell me yourself, do you have the performance of the white dragon horse to travel thousands of miles a day without turbulence, or do you have the ability of the white dragon horse to fly to the sky and the earth, and swim in the twilight of the North Sea?"

"Sigh Rule~"

"Nothing, right? I don't have anything to do with you, let's go, the poor monk is in a hurry to ride a white horse. ”

"Sigh Rule~"

"Hey, you're still not convinced, let me tell you, that is, there is no choice now, when you get to the Eagle Sorrowful Stream, you see if the poor monk will throw your stupid horse into the river to feed the king."

"Sigh Rule~"

One man and one horse said so, scolding, and headed towards the west.

One day, the wind and waves were calm.

For two days, there was no disaster.

Three days later, he encountered a wave of thieves, Tang Sanfu didn't even get off the horse, holding a nine-ring tin staff, and he was beaten down with a stick.

On the fourth day, Tang San's funeral route passed through Shuangchaling.

After three or four days of running-in, the white horse under the crotch was also tamed by Tang San's burial, and he no longer made trouble.

After entering the Shuangcha Ridge, Tang Sanfu turned over and dismounted.

There are mountains and rivers in this Shuangjia Ridge, and the trees are shady, which is a good place for a picnic, and Tang San is buried.

Picking up some firewood and lighting a fire, Tang Sanfu took out a pheasant he had just caught, plucked his feathers, cleaned the internal organs, and put it on the fire to roast it.

The white horse doesn't eat meat, Tang San was buried and barbecued, so he ran to the side to eat grass.

After Tang San roasted the pheasant, the white horse was also full and began to spread joy in Shuangchaling.

"You idiot, don't run far, in case you encounter tigers, leopards and jackals that eat you, the poor monk can only walk to the west sky."

Looking at the white horse and sa huan'er, Tang Sanfu laughed and scolded, tore off a chicken leg and gnawed it.

Here, Tang Sanfu had just finished eating a pheasant, and wiped it on the brocade robe that was not invaded by water and fire and was not stained with dust.

Just as he was about to call the white horse back, he suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing, and the sound of the white horse sighing in the distance came from afar.

The cry was so miserable that it made people feel sadder than a dead mother.

Tang Sanfu rolled his eyes helplessly, raised his feet and chased in the direction where the white horse ran away, and after a few breaths, he had already seen the white horse huddled behind a big tree trembling.

On the other side of the tree, there are two incomplete youkai standing, looking at the white horse who can't hide his head but can't hide his ass, and he can't hide his head and laugh.

"This stupid horse, I think we won't be able to see him if he hides behind a tree!"

"Haha, interesting, really interesting! Yo, brother, look, there is even a monk who has sent it to the door by himself! ”

"Haha, look at this monk's white, tender, delicate skin and tender meat, brothers, the two of us are blessed today!"

"Yes, blessed are you!"

Tang Sanfu rolled his eyes, the nine-ring tin staff in his hand flipped over, and two afterimages were drawn out on his body, which instantly appeared beside the two goblins.

"Bang! Boom! ”

When the cane fell, the two goblins turned into two corpses, a wolf and a tiger.

"You idiot, I told you not to be happy, be careful of being eaten by monsters.

What's going on now? If you are in trouble, you have to be a poor monk to save you! ”

Retracting the nine-ring tin staff that dripped blood, Tang Sanfu walked back behind the big tree, pointing at the white horse is scolding.

"Wow!"

The white horse knew that he was wrong, lowered his head and barked weakly, trotted over to the two corpses, lowered his head and rubbed it.

"What? Roasted, you say? ”

Tang Sanfu slapped Bai Ma's head again, "It's still not convincing to say that you are stupid, I don't know that tiger meat and wolf meat are unpalatable, and this kind of little goblin with incomplete transformation is too demonic, and the meat is sour." ”

"Sigh Rule~"

The white horse looked like he had been taught, and he threw his head back and barked.

The next moment......

"Don't be afraid, the elder has come to save ...... You're ......."

As soon as the white horse's cry began, a neutral voice was heard in the distance.

The next moment, a white-bearded old man broke into Tang San's sight.

"You.... Come to save me? ”

Tang Sanfu pointed at the old man, and then at himself, with inquiry in his eyes.

The old man nodded subconsciously.

"Oh, I'm sorry, you're late."

Old man: "....." mmp, the old man just wants to share a little merit from the scriptures, isn't it just that when he went down to earth, he drank a bottle of agar syrup and jade liquid, and when he just squatted, he urgently walked away for a while.

How to drop, the merit of soaking urine is gone?

"Elder..... I don't know who killed these two beasts? ”

Looking like a mortal Tang San's burial, Tai Bai Xing didn't think that this wolf demon and tiger demon would be killed by him.

He felt that someone must have been unruly and took the merit that had been agreed upon for him while he was going to pee.

Tang Sanfu blinked, looked at the somewhat angry Tai Bai Xing, and weakly pointed at himself, "Old man, I want to say...... I killed it, can you believe it? ”

Tai Bai Xing: "...... Elder, don't tease! ”

Tang Sanfu: "......" Sure enough, another one doesn't believe it.

He can't see the matter of cultivating for the realm, and he is also very helpless!

You may not believe it, since he was struck by lightning at the age of three sixteen years ago, he himself can't see what kind of realm he is.

Tai Bai Xing is gone, very sad, and desperate.

That lonely. Xiao Suo's back makes people feel that he seems to have been abandoned by the whole world.

Even, looking at Tai Bai Xing's back when he was leaving, Tang Sanfu couldn't help but wonder in his heart if he was too much.

People finally have a little chance to gain merit, and they still rob others, is it a bit excessive?

Or..... Give them a chance?

After sending off the Tai Bai Xing, Tang San turned over on the white horse and continued to set off west.

It wasn't until Tang San buried one person and one horse out of the Twin Forks Ridge that the branches of the big tree where the white horse had been hiding before surged, and several branches were inserted into the corpses of the wolf demon and the tiger demon.

After a while, only two dull wolf skins and tiger skins were left in place.

"I'll tell you, the next time you dare to run around and cause trouble, the poor monk will watch you being sucked into a horse by a big tree and won't save you!"

Out of the Double Fork Ridge, Tang Sanfu rode on the white horse and was still reprimanding his temporary mount.

"Sigh Rule~"

The white horse was out of danger and began to rejoice again.

"Hey, you slow down for me, I'm still not convinced by scolding you, right?"

In fact..... He also knew that this white horse couldn't understand his words at all, and scolding or something was just entertaining himself.

However, if he doesn't have some fun on the long journey west, he is afraid that he will go crazy for himself!

In this way, laughing and scolding, after more than half a month of driving, Tang Sanfu rode a white horse through a mountain forest.

As soon as he was halfway through, suddenly a tiger roar came, and the white horse, who had a psychological shadow, almost knelt on the ground as soon as his hooves became weak.

almost flew out of Tang San's funeral.

Tang San was so angry, and he was beaten at the white horse, "Why are you so cowardly, so cowardly!" ”

Without any strength, the white horse that was beaten only let out a few low whistles, indicating that it was not that our army did not work hard, but that the enemy army was too strong.

After all, in the face of a tiger, you are a white horse...... You too.

Tang Sanfu was not an unreasonable monk, and after beating the white horse, he turned his head to look at the culprit, the white tiger.

The white tiger was stopping on the side of the road at this time. staring at Tang Sanfu, who had fine skin and tender meat, stared at him.

It seems to be thinking about whether to eat your hands or feet first, or gnaw on that shiny big bald head first?

"Whew~"

The white tiger whined, and pounced on Tang San's burial.

"Bang!"

Tang Sanfu kicked the white tiger away, and was about to go up to mend the knife.

"Whew!"

Just kicked the white tiger away, a dark arrow attacked.

Scold!

Tang San grabbed the arrow in his hand with a wave of his hand, "Who?" Whoever dares to sneak attack the poor monk, give the poor monk out, and the poor monk promises to kill you! ”

In the end, Tang Sanfu didn't really kill the guy named Liu Boqin, after all, the original intention of people to shoot arrows was to see that he was about to be eaten by a tiger and wanted to save him.

Elder Tang is a decent person and reasonable.

So..... When Liu Boqin invited Elder Tang to his village as a guest, Elder Tang smiled very kindly, and then rejected him.

Jokes, putting a dark arrow at Elder Ben, and still want to take merit from Elder Ben? There are no doors!

And.....

The poor monk's apprentice is in front, and he has time to follow you in this ink.

Riding on the White Horse Mountain, crossing the barrier of the Two Realms Mountain, and looking at a big mountain in the shape of five fingers in front of him, Tang Sanfu suppressed the excitement in his heart, and kicked the copy of "Journey to the West" in his hand on the chest of his clothes.

Holding the reins, he clamped the horse's belly between his legs and shouted, "Drive!" ”

At the foot of the Five Fingers Mountain, the monkey was boredly catching lice for his head with his exposed hand, when he suddenly heard the sound of horses' hooves in the distance.

Subconsciously, the monkey looked up and looked. 、

I saw that under the sunset, a great monk with his head reflecting the afterglow of the sunset was riding on a white horse, and came to him with a gentle smile on his face.

The beautiful picture at that moment impressed the monkey deeply and remembered the entire second half of his life.

Of course, the most memorable thing for the monkey was the words that the great monk shouted at himself when he rode his horse to his Five Elements Mountain.

"Sun Wukong, I call you an apprentice, do you dare to agree?"