Less than three days after returning from the cabin, just after dawn, a phone call woke me up from my bed.

"Get downstairs!" A voice came from the phone.

"I was kicked in the head by a donkey!"

Frozen stupid in the middle of winter? Nothing to do with swine fever on me?

"I haven't seen you itchy in a few days, have you? Can't you hear who I am? ”

Where is the thief so arrogant, when the old man is a vegetarian?

I don't care who you are! Don't call me, I'm not a veterinarian, how do I know how to cure swine fever.

Even if your voice sounds familiar, I ......

Wait a minute!!

"Sister! That was a misunderstanding just now! I was kicked in the head by a donkey, yes, yes, yes, I was a donkey, and the kick kicked myself! ”

As soon as she arrived downstairs, Sister Ying was already waiting impatiently, and little Lori Lin Lu was breathing and stomping her feet from the cold.

"I'm going to die, I called for more than half an hour to answer." Lin Lu puffed up her little face unhappily.

Misunderstand! This is clearly a misunderstanding!!

How could I have slept lazily for no reason and made my two sisters wait so long! There's a reason for that.

"Hehe, today in my dream, I crossed the catastrophe in the late Yuan Infant period, and I delayed a lot! Eighty-one heavenly thunders! Almost hacked to death! ”

"I want to chop you right now!" I didn't expect this little Lori, who looks harmless to humans and animals, to be so irritable.

"Next time, I'll let you only have nightmares for the rest of your life, believe it or not!"

"Faith!"

I know that Sister Ying said that she can definitely do it, and she has made me have nightmares twice in the past few days.

"Little Luo...... Ah no, Sister Lu, why are you still so afraid of the cold, didn't you listen to my stewed lamb kidney? ”

I hastened to change the subject.

"I'll stew you when I get back!"

I'll go! The taste is so strong!

"Alright, let's get down to business! Today we are going to solve the haunting incident, which was originally commissioned a month ago, but it is ready today. ”

Oh my God, ghost hunting again! Aren't you going to give the ghost a good winter vacation?

"Hey, hey. You're familiar with that place! ”

Familiar?!

"Tell you! That's your high school alma mater! ”

"Excited! Happy no! Returning to your alma mater will bring back many warm memories for you! ”

Recall???

Remember your sister! Labor and management only escaped from that hellish place half a year ago.

It's not me who slandered, so many teachers who are in their forties and fifties actually collectively targeted me!

Take our homeroom teacher as an example. He's a geography teacher, and because I like to talk about the Benguela cold snap and Bangalore as a moving house, he has his eye on me!

To show his affection for me, he took it upon himself to jump my seat to the front of the first row of the class, right next to the podium.

Throne! Exclusive! VIP Exclusive! You deserve it!!

Of course, I am not to be outdone, and try to find an opportunity to repay his "kindness"!

At that time, it was still popular to write with fountain pens, and after my blue fountain pen was dropped several times, it was easy to leak ink, and each time the stationery box was dyed blue.

He likes to wear a suit in class, and when he goes to class, I rub the stationery box on him!

Every time my geography class comes out, my stationery box is as clean as new!

After a long time, the head teacher also has an extra nickname......

Smurfs!!

On the podium across from the desk, there was a Smurf, and he asked questions in class, but he was still grumpy......

Thinking about this, I immediately expressed my attitude!

"Don't go! I'm not going to kill me! ”

Anyway, if you go, you will be killed! Maybe it's still a group fight!!

"You think you've done the Lord?"

Sister Ying, what does this work mean? Come hard?!

I'm just a one-on-two, thinking I'm afraid of them? Joke! I'll just use one word against them.

Run!!!

I'll just leave! For the first time, I found myself outbursting with such speed!

It is worthy of the late infancy!

At this moment, a figure flashed by, grabbed my hair and pressed it downward.

I didn't stand still, and I fell headlong to the ground.

"I can't run yet!" The person who spoke stomped on my back.

This is clearly Sister Ying's feet! Although I can't see it face down, I have hammered this leg for more than ten years, and I am familiar with it!

"Don't run, definitely don't run! I was so excited to go back to my alma mater that I couldn't help but move my muscles. ”

"Bundle up!" This is the voice of little Lori Lin Lu.

"Good!"

What are they going to do?!

"It's not appropriate to tie it up in broad daylight! Sister Lu, let's come back in the evening and play this again! What is this for? Other...... Don't! ”

"That's a lot of nonsense, plug him with your socks!"

"Okay!"

Bad!

"Two Taoist friends, heroes, and eldest sisters, I can't stop talking! Don't do this...... I'll do it myself, don't ...... Don't ...... Not...... Hmmm......"

***

I don't know how long I've been in the car, but I was controlled in the back seat, and through the rearview mirror, I saw that the taxi driver seemed to have been sneaking at me.

Don't think I don't know what you want to do!

I can't move or speak now, but I can see through the purpose of the taxi driver at a glance!

Want to laugh at me?

Hum! I turned my head away and buried my face tightly in the backseat cushion.

Dare to make a fool of the people! Don't want to remember what I look like!

Finally, the car stopped in that familiar place. They untied me from my body and carried me into the school gate, one left and one right.

Luckily, it's winter vacation, and there's not much to do.

"Why are you so resistant! This time, the vice principal will receive you personally, but I didn't have this treatment before! ”

Vice-principal? Reception in person? Sounds good.

Knocking on the door of the vice principal's office, and just walking in, a bald head stood up from his seat!

"It's you!"

This bald man is a little familiar, damn me, it's him!

It's really not that enemies don't get together, and the mountains and rivers meet!

Smurfs!!

"Why are you coming back?! You are not welcome at this school! ”

The wicked sue first!

"I haven't asked you yet! Rebels and thieves! You have nothing to do to sit in the vice-principal's seat, this is a crime of disobedience! ”

"Disobedient, I'm the vice principal now!"

Roar! I haven't seen you for half a year, and you're mixed with the vice principal?

The villain has a good will!!

No wonder the waist board is also straight! It's hard to speak!

"Why are you still here?"

Let's go, you think I want to come!

Sister Ying suddenly stood up and played a round: "Headmaster, didn't you ask us to solve the haunting incident before?" He's here to help solve the problem. ”

It's a shame that she's still my sister, and she actually bows her head to this evil force.

"No need! I've just hired two other Feng Shui masters with high mana powers, and I'm checking out what went wrong! Let's go! ”

As he spoke, two Taoist priests in Taoist robes, holding dust, walked into the office one after the other.

"Headmaster, I'm sorry, we can't solve the problem this time." The Taoist man with white eyebrows and white beard who walked in front said.

"What's going on? The two Dao Masters have profound mana, how could they not solve this kind of problem? ”

The Smurfs are in a hurry! Hey!

"Truth be told, there are ghosts in the warehouse! But as long as we make a little arrangement, no matter what method we use to lure us, the evil spirit will not dare to come out and do evil again! ”

It turned out to be a coward!

"Isn't there a solution for that chief?"

"There is a way! One is that we come to set up the circle regularly, and the evil spirit will not dare to come out again. Another way is to find the most attractive thing for evil spirits, that is, the fetal light soul that has crossed the door of life and death, but people with this kind of soul are too rare! ”

Charlatan! Weave! Let's make it up!

"Sister Ying, look, it's not enough for these two scammers to cheat money once, and they want to cheat money often! I also made up some excuses like tire souls! ”

This kind of stupidity is only for the Smurfs!

Wrong! Sister Ying and Lin Lu looked at me with such strange eyes, what were they trying to do?

"What are you three doing?" Two charlatans seem to have noticed us.

When we meet our peers, we are very red-eyed, no matter how we say it, we are also a ghost hunting team, and the momentum cannot be weak!

"Ghost hunting!" Sister Ying replied confidently!

"Array!" Lin Lu replied confidently!

"Hmm...... Bait! I replied with confidence!

"Bait...... Hahahaha, you're clearly making me laugh! ”

Laugh at your size, Smurf! I curse the demons to crawl into your room in the middle of the night and pull out the rest of your hair!

The two Taoist priests surrounded them with bright eyes: "Are you the one who crossed the door of life and death?" ”

"Don't come here, old man, I'm not going to leave home!"

"Little brother, you don't need to become a monk! As long as you mix with us, we will catch ghosts in the future, and you will be present at the scene, and the income will give you 20% at that time. ”

Wait a minute...... What's going on?

They're begging me!!

"He's ours!" Lin Lu hugged my right arm tightly.

Little Lori is lacking love again!

"Say it yourself, are you just messing with us!" Sister Ying stepped forward.

"Little brother, thirty percent of the income belongs to you, do you want to think about it anymore?"

I see, they're robbing me!!

This Yuan Infant Grand Monk is so sought-after?!