"Ding Dong Dong Gourd Baby."

"I was born and lost."

"The wind and rain are blowing and the wind is lost."

"I'm the only one left!"

Pingding Mountain, in front of the Lotus Cave, Tang Sanfu hummed a happy song slowly from afar.

This time, Tang Sanfu made a cameo appearance as a courier brother, preparing to send himself to the Lotus Cave in Pingdingshan in the form of express delivery.

As for the reason.....

Do you understand fishing law enforcement?

It doesn't have to be long for those two fools to catch them.

Thinking that his treasure would be temporarily kept by those two fools for a while, Tang Sanfu couldn't wait in his heart.

In this impatience, Tang Sanfu decided to take the initiative to send him to the door, let the golden horn and silver horn catch him, and then let the Great Sage and the second senior brother rescue him.

Of course, although he likes to die, Tang San's funeral does not make an uncertain death.

In order to be on the safe side, to ensure that he would not really be stewed and eaten by those two fools, Tang Sanfu carried a monkey hair from the Great Sage with him.

When the time comes, once there is danger, the Great Sage can also come to the rescue in time.

After all, reality is not, and it is not acting in a TV series.

Not all monsters are so lacking in heart, after catching Tang San's funeral, they have to be hungry for a few days, discuss how to eat and discuss for a few days, waiting for the Great Sage to come to the rescue.

What's more, with the IQ of the pair of brothers with the golden horn and silver horn, even if they were acting, Tang Sanfu didn't dare to guarantee that they would not stew themselves before the Great Sage came.

As we all know, the more IQ and self-righteous actors are in arrears, the more they like to change the script according to their own ideas.

"Ding Dong Dong Gourd Baby~"

Tang Sanfu hummed a song and walked to the door of the Lotus Cave with brisk and happy steps.

"Knock knock~"

"Knock knock~"

Tang Sanfu took the nine-ring tin staff and smashed it on the door of the cave a few times.

"Open the door! Your delivery has arrived! ”

"Whoa~"

The door of the cave rises, and out of it comes a little demon with a tiger's head.

"Hey, a cerebellar axe!"

Looking at this tiger-headed little demon, Tang San's eyes showed a look of surprise.

Although the meat of the cerebellar axe is not delicious, he has a special fate with the cerebellar axe.

Along the way, he no longer knows how many small brain axes he has killed.

It's also strange to say, obviously one mountain can't tolerate two tigers, which proves that the number of tigers is scarce, but I don't know what's going on, it seems that there is a small brain axe that has become a fine on every mountain.

It may also be that the cerebellar axe was originally the king of beasts, and the survival rate is relatively high, so it is naturally easier to become a sperm if you live for a long time.

Cerebellar axe ...... Bah, the tiger-headed tiger demon looked at Tang San's burial, and listened to Tang San's burial call his cerebellar axe, his face was confused.

"You...... What are you? How do you know my name? ”

Tang San's burial: "......." what the hell are you...... Is it really called a cerebellar axe?

"This ..... The donor of the cerebellar axe, the poor monk Tang San was buried, buried in the sky and buried in the ground, and it was rumored that Tang San was buried after eating a piece of meat from a poor monk.

The poor monk fights the western sky..... Hit the East Tu Tang Dynasty, go to the West Heaven Lei Yin Temple to worship the Buddha and learn scriptures, today passing by the Guibao Cave, hungry ~ burp ~ hungry and thirsty, and see that it is late, come to spend a night, and hope that the cerebellar axe donor will be convenient. ”

Halfway through speaking, Tang Sanfu accidentally burped.

I secretly slandered in my heart, and blamed the eight precepts, so I had to persuade the poor monk to eat more before coming, so as not to be hungry for too long and having nothing to eat.

Now it's okay, I just said that I was hungry and thirsty and burped, how can people see him as a teacher now?

As a teacher, he is determined to be the Oscar-winning statuette, how can a qualified actor allow his acting skills to leave such serious flaws.

Sure enough, just when Tang Sanfu was secretly scolding the second senior brother in his heart, the little brain axe's eyes when he looked at Tang Sanfu couldn't help but start to be a little weird, as if he was looking at a bastard who was talking nonsense with his eyes open.

Pill!

Seeing this expression of the cerebellar axe, Tang San said with a pill in his heart, this person was about to collapse.

Although he knows that he is unreliable, it is easy to collapse the character, especially when he wants to play a real monk, how fast and how fast the character will collapse.

It's just that he thought that his character would collapse, but he didn't expect that now he didn't even see the main owner, and his character collapsed in seconds.

So......

Do you want to kill people?

Since this cerebellar axe, which is very related to him, has collapsed his personality, and he has collapsed this cerebellar axe to hide the corpse before being discovered, can he maintain his own personality for a period of time?

Mom~

Master, acting is really difficult!

It seems that if you want to impact Oss to see the little golden man in the future, you can only rely on your true colors to act.

With such a twist of thought in his heart, the nine-ring tin staff in Tang San's hand had already been raised, ready to give this little brain axe a ruthless blow.

Don't blame the poor monk for being ruthless.

Blame ..... You can only blame the poor monk for hiccuping at the wrong time, and if you want to blame, you can only blame yourself for hearing the poor monk burping and knowing the fact that the poor monk is not hungry.

So.....

Cerebellar axe, to death......

The nine-ring tin staff in Tang San's hand had just been raised, and the puzzled eyes of the cerebellar axe were withdrawn from him, and he looked up at the sun in the middle of the sky......

"It's dark..... Is it late? ”

Tang San's burial: "......."

Looking up at the sun in the middle of the sky, Tang Sanfu was speechless for a while.

MMP, I scared the poor monk to death, and I thought this person had collapsed, but it turned out that I didn't find the truth that the poor monk burped and saw through the poor monk that he was not hungry.

Then it's okay, my personality is finally stable.

Master, just say it..... Your apprentice is talented, and he can win an Oscar without acting in his true colors!

His mind changed instantly, and Tang Sanfu quietly put down the nine-ring tin staff, with a gentle smile on his face.

"Of course, you see, the sun is in the middle of the day, and it's almost noon.

This flat-topped mountain is so high that the poor monk is mortal, and he will definitely not be able to go down the mountain in an afternoon.

If you can't go down the mountain, the poor monk will spend the night in the mountain.

There are many jackals, tigers and leopards in the mountains, and there are demons infested.

A poor monk, an ordinary monk, if he encounters jackals, tigers and leopards, especially if he encounters demons..... Isn't it true that a small life is completely unsecured?? ”

Hearing this, the cerebellar axe glanced at Tang Sanfu suspiciously.

After thinking about it, he nodded seriously.

"Indeed, jackals, tigers and leopards are more dangerous, demons and monsters are less good and evil, if you meet a monk at night, you will basically die and have no life."

Hearing this, Tang Sanfu nodded again and again, "That's it, so I also ask the cerebellar axe donor to make it convenient for the poor monk to spend the night in the cave." ”

The cerebellar axe hesitated, raised his head and looked at Tang San's burial.....

"However, I am also a tiger among jackals, tigers and leopards, and our cave is full of demons, wouldn't it be more dangerous for you to live at night?"

Tang Sanfu: "......" MMP, how did this little brain axe suddenly become smarter.

It's over, it's over!

The character design is about to collapse again.

Or......

Thinking about whether to collapse the person directly, Tang Sanfu was still doing his last effort.

"The donor of the cerebellar axe is not right, you must know that jackals, tigers and leopards are animals.

The ancients were like parrots who could not leave birds, orangutans who could not leave animals, and people who could speak but did not believe in them, and it was not easy for birds and beasts.

It is said that parrots and orangutans can speak, but they are still beasts because they have no mind.

And the reason why man is human is because he has more thoughts than beasts.

Cerebellar Axe DonorAlthough you used to be a cerebellar axe, you can now speak, think, and have friendly and cordial conversations with humans.

This proves that you have broken away from the category of beasts and are no longer a simple cerebral axe. ”

The cerebellar was stunned, "Then what am I?" ”

Tang Sanfu thought for a while, "You are a small brain axe that is not pure!" ”

Cerebellar axe: "......."

"Monk, what you say makes sense!"

Tang Sanfu hehe, "Of course, the cerebellar axe donor, you are already a non-pure cerebellar axe, so naturally you are not a jackal, tiger and leopard."

As for the demons, although you have all become spirits.

But you must know that the poor monks came to you on their own initiative to stay here, not to be caught by you for meat.

There is an essential difference between the two, and it is the poor monk who takes the initiative to stay overnight, and the poor monk occupies a dominant position in the interaction with your demon brothers.

Blood Food, you caught it yourself, you put in the effort, Blood Food was forced to be caught, you dominated. ”

Tang Sanfu looked at the confused appearance of the cerebellar axe, and asked with a smile, "So, the donor of the cerebellar axe, did you capture the poor monk?" ”

The cerebellar shook his head, "No. ”

Tang San clapped his hands, "That's right, although the poor monk came to you to spend the night, the poor monk himself is free."

The poor monk has come into your cave by communicating with you, and he is your guest.

Not only should you not harm the poor monks, but you should also protect the poor monks from being harmed by other demons.

Only in this way can it be proved that you have escaped from the realm of beasts and are a true goblin who knows how to reason.

Cerebellar axe donor, do you think what the poor monk said is reasonable? ”

The little brain axe blinked, looking at Tang San's burial, his eyes were already full of deep admiration, and he nodded fiercely.

"Monk, what you said makes too much sense."

Looking at the worship in the eyes of the little brain axe, Tang Sanfu was a little embarrassed.

"Where, the poor monk is just a little more than you know, as long as you learn more, you will be as knowledgeable as the poor monk one day."

The cerebellar axe nodded heavily, "Monk, my cerebellar axe will definitely study seriously in the future." ”

As he spoke, the little brain axe turned around and ran inside, "Monk, you wait, I'll ask the king if he can let you stay overnight." ”

Hearing this, Tang Sanyu nodded, watched the cerebellar axe run into the hole, and instructed him, "Run slower, don't fall." ”

The cerebellar axe stopped, turned around and glanced at Tang Sanfu gratefully, "It turns out that if you run slowly, you won't fall?" ”

Tang Sanfu was stunned for a moment, glanced at the cerebellar axe with some sympathy, and nodded, "If you run slower, you won't fall." ”

The little cerebellar axe's eyes became more and more grateful, "By the way, monk, what are you here for?" ”

Tang Sanfu smiled, "Send the courier." ”

Brain Axe: "Express? What is that? ”

Tang Sanfu thought for a while, "It's just to send things." ”

"What's that?"

"A monk!"