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Accompanied by Luo Bei's wail, a familiar huge suction force came from the coffee cup, and Luo Bei was sucked in without even leaving a chance for a reaction.
"Meow." Little Chestnut screamed at the place where Luo Bei had disappeared.
"Of course I know it's a bad taste." The store manager poured himself a glass of water and said, "But don't you feel very happy?" Luo Bei, this kid is just so funny. ”
Little Chestnut glanced at the store manager and nodded his little fluffy head: "Meow." He screamed.
"yes, that's what you think." After saying that, the store manager let out two more laughs.
……………… The dividing line of laughter..................
Luo Bei struggled to finally get rid of the uncomfortable suction.
However, it is more appropriate to get rid of it, but it is more appropriate to be kicked out after standing.
When Luo Bei opened his eyes, he found that he was lying on a hospital bed, with an infusion needle still inserted in his arm. An unknown liquid is flowing into his body through the infusion tube.
"Wow, this time it's quite intimate, and there is medical care as soon as I open my eyes." Luo Bei said as he struggled a few times on the hospital bed: "But I don't think that my little problem needs to tie me up." ”
"As far as I know, everyone who comes to me is basically a terminally ill person, and there is no such thing as a small problem."
Following the voice, Luo Bei turned his head and saw a bald head, standing beside him, holding an apple in his hand, gnawing and talking.
"Then you must be mistaken, I'm a normal person, just a little bruise on my leg, and it will be fine soon." Luo Bei spoke, struggling a few times on the hospital bed.
"Normal people?" The bald head asked the person next to him in surprise, but the voice was too low Luo Bei didn't hear what he said.
After another minute or so, the man who had gone out to check the information came back and muttered a few words in the bald head's ear. During this period, Luo Bei has not given up struggling.
The bald head glanced at Luo Bei again: "Okay, Mr. Normal People, since you have come to me, I can guarantee that you will soon become not very normal." Angel, shut him up, this guy talks a lot of nonsense. ”
"Angels?" Luo Bei looked at the bald side, the eldest sister who looked about the same size as the T-800: "He called you an angel?" Not to mention, your body shape is exactly the same as those angels in ancient oil paintings. ”
Luo Bei's words originally had the word "fat" behind him, but the fat angel's movements were really not slow.
I don't know where she came from, she pulled out a cowhide belt, strangled it directly on Luo Bei's mouth, and then went around under the bed and tied a knot.
The bald head nibbled on the apple while watching the fat angel busy his work, and then he didn't speak: "Okay, let's go next door and have a look, there's a new friend there." ”
After speaking, the two of them lifted the curtain and walked out.
said that it was Luo Bei's next door, but in fact, it was separated from Luo Bei by a curtain, and Luo Bei heard what was said next door clearly.
The entire ward was unusually rudimentary, as if it had been converted from an old warehouse.
At this time, Luo Bei was trapped from his neck, chest, waist, arms, legs, and feet with a thick cowhide belt.
Even if Luo Bei's current strength has theoretically reached the limit of human beings, he can still use his strength to make it useless, so he can only lie down obediently and listen to what the next door is saying.
"Who's that guy next door? I really like his character. I think we can get to know each other if we have a chance. Luo Bei felt that this voice was quite familiar.
Immediately after, a bang came, and it seemed to be from the guy next door.
"Can you be lighter? Hey, as a lady, are you too strong? Hey, I'm talking to you. Are you a mouth fetish or a Stallone fan? Why do you hold a match? Hmmm......"
It seems that the guy next door has his mouth covered as well.
"Be patient, angel. It looks good. "Well, this is the voice of a bald guy.
"You're here for a night chat service? Or is it something else? "It seems that the buddy in the next bed has his mouth open.
"We've got another guy with a lot of crap." The bald guy said in a playful tone.
What makes Luo Bei very concerned is, why did this guy say again?
"I'm just a little excited about the first day of superhero bootcamp."
At this time, a thick female voice came: "Shut up!" "You don't have to look at it, just by listening to the voice, you know that it must be the female version of the T-800 who said it.
Then there was another bang, and the guy shut up.
"Mr. Wilson, as you know, this is a place where ordinary people are transformed into people with special abilities, but this is not a government project, but a private enterprise.
If you think superhuman abilities can be obtained painlessly, then you are wrong, and I will inject you with a tube of serum to activate any mutated genes that lurk beneath your DNA.
In order for this serum to work, I must put you into a state of extreme anxiety. ”
Hearing this, Luo Bei's whole person is not good, the plot that the bald guy said, how Luo Bei thinks and how he feels familiar, and then contacts the world he is in now.
The answer is coming out, this is simply the mutant factory where Deadpool is located, which is the legendary X weapon program!
And the nonsense next door just now, it seems to be a guy named Wilson, how do you think it's Deadpool who hasn't completed the change yet.
Sure enough, the bald guy next door spoke again: "Wade, I was also a patient here before, and this process is different for everyone.
It made the angel incredibly strong and strengthened my reflexes, but it also burned my tactile nerves, meaning I could no longer feel pain. ”
Luo Bei was about to go crazy, although he knew that he was coming to the Deadpool world, but Luo Bei never expected to run directly to this X weapon factory.
The people here say that it is too much to die and live a life! Could this be Deadpool's real revenge?
In fact, it's no wonder that Luo Bei didn't know that Luo Bei was originally going to watch the Deadpool movie, but who knew that this movie was not introduced! It is said that the reason is that Deadpool's mouth is too stinky!
As for not seeing it on the Internet, it is because Luo Bei has a random and inexplicable property that damages electronic devices.
In the past, when I was in high school, when I occasionally went to an Internet café to play, my computer would often crash. In some cases, it can be directly damaged.
After a long time, the Internet cafes near the school have blacklisted him and will never accept him.
And over time, Luo Bei simply extinguished his heart to play with electronic devices, otherwise how do you think he learned the eight foreign languages? It's all forced out!