25, departure
After speaking, the coser on the opposite side reached out and grabbed the edge of his hood, lifted it up vigorously, and at the same time let out a mouth: "BOOM! "A bang.
When Luo Bei saw the full face under the hood, he was directly dumbfounded.
How should this face be described? According to what Luo Bei saw, it should be said that the face in front of him was densely packed with purple-red fibroids less than a centimeter in diameter.
If fibroids alone are not an exaggeration, then you have to add all kinds of ulcers, and if you look closely, you will find that his skin is ulcerating and healing at the same time.
Luo Bei was shocked by the honor in front of him, and he didn't say anything for a long time, and it took a long time to come back to his senses, and he sighed heartily: "Damn, it's thanks to me that I don't have a dense phobia!" โ
The store manager, who was originally sitting behind the bar and watching the free show, heard Luo Bei's emotion, and couldn't help but squirt out a sip of coffee. Then he coughed incessantly.
At this time, Luo Bei jumped up as if he had suddenly reacted: "You are Deadpool!" I mean, you're the Wade? โ
The other party was obviously shocked by Luo Bei's extra-long reflex arc, and he didn't react for a long time: "Yes, I'm Wade, Wilson." That is, Deadpool.
I have to say that many people have seen my true face, only your reaction is the most different, I have to say that I like your character! โ
With that, Deadpool put the hood back on.
"I feel like we can be friends." As he spoke, Deadpool stretched out his right hand, "Get to know each other, Wade, Winston, Wilson." โ
Luo Bei stretched out his right hand and shook it with Deadpool: "Luo Bei, should I say that I am lucky?" โ
"It doesn't matter, we're all friends anyway." Deadpool patted Luo Bei on the shoulder: "However, friends to friends, you just insulted my account, we still have to settle it." โ
After speaking, from between his legs, the indescribable part, he pulled out a pistol and pointed it at Luo Bei.
Luo Bei was almost scared crazy, Deadpool's own personality is a little crazy, and he said before that he wanted to be friends, but he could think of it, and he took out the gun in a few seconds.
"Wait, let me explain!" Luo Bei shouted as he turned his head to look at the store manager and wanted to ask for help.
As soon as Luo Bei turned his head, he heard "Bang!" A gunshot rang out.
Immediately afterwards, I heard Luo Bei say, "Ah." A scream.
"Ah...... Legs, broken legs......" Luo Bei sat on the ground with his buttocks, covering his thighs with his hands.
"What's the call, rubber bullets, does it hurt so much?" The store manager couldn't stand it anymore and reminded him.
"Ahh It's been such a pleasure today and I met another friend. So that's it, store manager, goodbye Luobei. After speaking, Luo Bei, who ignored the screams, walked to the door while dancing, and walked out with the door drawn.
Luo Bei rubbed his thighs and sat down on the chair: "It hurts too much, does the rubber bullet hurt so much?" After speaking, he looked at the store manager and continued to complain: "This kind of madman, don't you care about the boss?" โ
At this time, the bell rang at the door, and the door opened a crack, and Deadpool stuck out his head: "I heard it all." With that, he retracted his head, and the door slammed shut.
Luo Bei looked at the door blankly, and after a while, he saw that there was no response and then asked, "Boss, is he gone?" โ
"Ah, he's really gone this time." The store manager nodded and said.
"When I watched the movie and comics, I didn't think that when I saw the real thing, I realized that this person was completely crazy." Luo Bei complained.
"After a long time of contact, you get used to it, this person is actually quite easy to get along with." The manager said indifferently
Luo Bei looked at the door, and then at the store manager: "Boss, the people who came before won't all be like this, right?" โ
"Of course not, there are so many exceptions."
Just when Luo Beida breathed a sigh of relief, the store manager said, "There are only three or four." โ
"Three or four is not a lot! Boss, the next time you encounter this situation, can you say hello in advance? Luo Bei said in a state of collapse.
"Then let's talk about it next time." The manager shrugged his shoulders: "Oh yes, he hasn't drunk that cup of coffee yet." โ
"This is such an inexplicable person, forget it, I'll go and pour the coffee out." After saying that, Luo Bei dragged a lame leg and was about to deal with the coffee.
"It's a shame to just fall like this. You don't think that these people come here and drink ordinary coffee, right? The manager shook his head.
"Not regular coffee?"
"Of course, my coffee, although it can't be like the legendary Apple of Eden, still has extraordinary power, you don't think that your ability to recover quickly from injuries is innate, right?"
Luo Bei suddenly realized: "It turns out that this is the reason." โ
"Of course, although my coffee, there is no particularly immediate effect, but there is a slow process; But the best thing about my coffee is that it doesn't cause any burden on my body.
That's why so many people flock to my coffee. The store manager said as he wiped down the counter.
"So amazing? It's a shame to fall out. Luo Bei looked obscene when he spoke: "Why don't you give me this cup of coffee?" Deadpool didn't drink it anyway. โ
"Are you sure you want to drink?"
"Can't I drink it?" Luo Bei asked.
"Of course you can drink it, I'm just not sure if you'll dislike it, after all, it's Deadpool's coffee." Luo Bei didn't see that when the store manager spoke, his lowered face once again showed a playful smile.
"Then I'll drink it?" Luo Bei looked at the store manager carefully, as if he was afraid that he would suddenly change his mind.
"Drink, drink, why are there so many problems."
At this time, the little chestnut that was originally lying on Luo Bei's head, even when Luo Bei fell to the ground, did not come down, suddenly jumped off Luo Bei's head, and came to the bar.
And Luo Bei was already dizzy by this sudden benefit, picked up the coffee cup and poured it into his mouth, and then said: "To be honest, this coffee really feels a little different when it enters the stomach." โ
"It's so little, how many cups of coffee have you ever had?"
Luo Bei suddenly saw that there seemed to be something under the cup, so he looked down: "Eh, why is there a cartoon pattern of Deadpool under the cup?" โ
"That's right!" The store manager clenched his fist with his right hand and hammered his left palm: "Then Luo Bei, are you ready?" โ
"What preparation?" Luo Bei stayed for a while, then he reacted and let out a wail: "It won't be so unlucky." โ