Who knew that as soon as my request came out, my grandmother's smiling face froze at the time, "You came out with a hoe just to eat popsicles." ”

"Ahh

I generously admitted, "Grandma, buy me crispy popsicles!" I want to put it in a bowl and dig it with a spoon to eat! ”

In fact, I don't care if I don't know whether to jump or not, and I'm not curious about the guy who told me about the weakness of the black dragon, who he loves, I know a little bit in my heart, if I can help grandma, grandma will be happy, grandma can buy me popsicles when she is happy, otherwise who will take the hoe, that thing is dead!

Grandma's face changed again, "What time is it, I can't buy it!" Go back to the house and go to sleep!! ”

"Grandma, buy it for me!! Governess! ”

"You call me to beat you again at night!"

"Grandma!! I've made you happy for nothing! Governess!! ”

I laughed and shouted in the yard, everyone thought I was messing with my grandmother, only I knew, in fact, I was crying, alas, the phrase 'crying is like laughing' will be perfectly interpreted by me every day!

I tossed for half a night, until I tossed from the ground to the kang, and finally was pressed into the quilt by my grandmother's neck, and my mouth was still muttering when my eyelids fought, "Grandma, I want to eat popsicles, I want to eat popsicles......"

Grandma asked in a whisper beside her, "Are you asleep?" ”

I wanted to say that I wasn't asleep, let me lick a popsicle and I would sleep, but my eyelids were so heavy that I couldn't open them no matter how I held them......

"Asleep."

Grandma responded, "It's stopped." ”

I felt that my grandmother tucked the quilt for me, and said softly, "What's so good about popsicles, pull out the cold, why are you proud of this thing all year round, even if your heart is hot, you can't eat like this, and when you grow up in the future, you won't be sick, and your menstrual affairs won't be better." ”

"Now I have to be sick, whose child is seven or eight years old and still so ignorant, this is no one who is afraid, what to be afraid of, there is no depth at all, I am afraid that she will go to school in the future."

Grandma was a little anxious when she heard her grandmother's words, "Tsk, didn't you say that the four treasures are all tricky, this is a good omen, if you really can't do it in the future, I will take over your class as a god, and I won't go to school or starve to death!" Isn't it just literacy, I'll teach her! ”

"Can this work if you don't go to school, you still teach, you teach the typo, besides, just like Sibao is now, she can't be a gentleman, who knows if she really jumped into it today or if the blind cat bumped into the dead mouse."

"Hmph, I read it with your mother in a private school, and I invited the teacher to teach in the door, who could afford to read it back then, yes, it's useless for me to talk to you about this, just say Sibao, let's not mention the hoe first, just say that when the man was at the door, Sibao knew that he had beaten a snake! Also the big snake! ”

Speaking of this, Grandma's tone was obviously a little excited, "Feng Nian, how can that blind cat be so spectrum and can bump into it twice, if you want me to say, it is to give enlightenment, God will appreciate the food, and the four treasures will definitely be able to be a gentleman in the future!" And be the big one! Awesome! ”

As soon as Grandma's words were finished, Grandma's voice sank at that time, "Hmph, Mr. Dang?" I also want to, but this child doesn't even have a good heart to be a gentleman, my eldest brother said, if the child can't cry before the age of twelve, then she can't be allowed to grow up, otherwise, it will definitely be a scourge. ”

"What do you mean?"

Grandma hugged me hard, "Xue Fengnian, you are so ruthless, this is your own granddaughter, you can't cry, you can still be strangled!" I tell you, if you dare to touch her, I will fight with you! ”

"Grandma, popsicle ......"

I felt like I had managed to spit out a few words with the last of my strength, and then I fell asleep completely.

This sleep is very heavy, I seem to be on a grass, my ears are full of children's laughter, Sibao, come to play, come to me, come to me.

It was empty, and I looked for the source of the sound but didn't look at anything, "Where are you?" ”

I asked aloud, "Come out!" ”

The laughter was very clear in my ears, echoing, "You say thank you to me and I'll come out, I told you that the black dragon is afraid of hoes!" Thank me! ”

The corners of my mouth curled uncontrollably, "You're a woman!" But why can't I see you!! ”

"Sibao, I helped you, you have to thank me, you thank me......"

I kept laughing, "You thank me, you thank me." ”

"Sibao, are you a fool......

"I'm a fool."

I smiled and held my chin with my hand, "Are you a fool!" ”

"Hey, Sibao, I'm here to help you......"

……

"Four treasures, four treasures, what time is it, it's time to get up."

I opened my eyes in a daze, "Grandma, I dreamed last night that someone asked me if I was a fool......"

Grandma glared, "Who dares to say that you are stupid, Grandma slaps him to death with the sole of her shoe, come, behave, get up and eat!" ”

I sat up slowly, squinting and reaching out to scratch my back, "Grandma, what about the man who hit the snake." ”

"If you go back early, you won't get up, and you won't be able to sleep at night in the future! Come, get up and get dressed. ”

I raised my arm, and before I could reach into my sleeve, a high-pitched female voice sounded outside, "Aunt Xue, Aunt Xue, are you at home!" Let's go check it out!! My mother-in-law is gone!! ”

This howling voice not only woke me up, but also shocked King Kong into a dog bark.

Grandma raised her eyes and looked into the yard, "Why are you whining this morning...... The four treasures are about to be worn, someone is coming! ”

"Grandma, who's coming?"

"Listen to Sun Guixiang, alas, not a day has stopped."

After the three times five divided by two were finished, I jumped to the ground and looked out on the windowsill, and saw a woman rushing directly into my yard, because I was in a hurry, I tripped over the bottom of my foot after crossing the big threshold, stumbled a few steps and almost sent myself to King Kong's mouth, I couldn't help giggling, looking at her face full of panic and shouting: "Aunt Xue!" Aunt Xue! Your dog is going to bite!!! ”

Grandma ran out of the kitchen, still holding a spatula in her hand, "King Kong, you stopped for me!" ”

When King Kong was quiet, Grandma lifted her breath and looked at the visitor, "What's wrong with your mother-in-law?!" ”

The woman who came cried straight out, "I got up early today to go to the market, and I will cook and send it to my mother-in-law's house when I come back, who knows that as soon as I opened the door of her house, I smelled the smell of the boss, as if it was smoked to death!" I always thought she had to die of illness, who was smoked to death by the smoke of the stove! ”

Crying, she didn't forget to wipe her face with her sleeve: "Everyone is hard, Aunt Xue, where is my family still out of town, and I haven't experienced this as a woman, so I can only come to you to host Zhang!" ”

Grandma's face turned cold, wiped her hands and walked to her, "What's the use of crying now, I said a long time ago that people are old, don't give her a whole small north house, now it's just spring, so cold stove, don't you look at it diligently, can you be fine, cry crying, crying, don't cook for the old man in the morning, I know that I go to the market to wander around, live and die of filial piety, you are energetic!" ”