All Chapters_Chapter 7 Python Fairy
Grandma's expression was stunned at that time, "Sibao, you ......"
She probably never dreamed that I would be able to make a hoe and scare this guy without much effort!
I still smiled brightly, "Grandma, look, he took it, he was afraid!" ”
Grandma looked at me, first stunned, then slowly pulled the corners of her mouth, nodded gently, as if she was smiling, but her eyes were wet......
It took me many years later to understand that that look was gratifying.
For the first time, I, a little fool who was disliked by the whole village, made her feel relieved and even proud.
The rest is what I've seen before, grandma asked the man to sit on the chair again, and then took out a large piece of red cloth, she asked, the man answered, and grandma wrote it on the red cloth one by one.
This is a process of surrender, and in the future, this python fairy will not only be the guardian fairy of this man's family, but also the earth fairy who can come to my yard today, and I can also call my grandmother when she needs it.
Grandma often said, don't think how unfathomable this thing is, if the earth fairy cultivates into a human body, then to some extent it is the same as a person, don't be afraid, when it should be smooth, when it should be hard, you must not be soft.
Although she used the 'circle incense' to find other immortals, it seemed that she was going to beat up others, but in fact, it was not easy for these immortals to know each other, so the Lord was shocked, and he would not do it unless he had to.
"How many brothers?"
Grandma asked, now the man is still talking to the python fairy, but the tone is completely devoid of the burning feeling just now, and honestly replied, "Eight." ”
"Hmm."
Grandma nodded, "Look at what is the most powerful, is it a virtual illness, a real illness, or a face-to-face eight-character marriage, wealth, yin and yang." ”
"You can see the illusory disease, and the sneaky things are not in your eyes."
Grandma smiled, "With such a big temper, I think it's the same, good cigarettes or good wine!" ”
"Duhi."
"With incense as the number, the Python Black Dragon of the Qinghan Cave of Cuiyun Mountain led the disciples to set up the hall and Liu Jiabao, and the disciple surnamed Liu Mingbaocai led the incense out of the horse, and served wholeheartedly, in order to ensure that your python fairy will be famous all over the world in the future, no one will stop it, but morality is important, compassion is the mainstay, and the disciples need to be vigilant at all times not to cheat people out of money, otherwise don't blame the black mother for reporting to the Fang Xianhou's subordinates for being unvirtuous, breaking your human form, defeating your hall, collecting your soldiers and horses, and demoting you back to the Qinghan Cave to re-cultivate."
The man nodded with a half-hung face, "The black dragon understands that since he has gained a human body, he knows the depths of his own life. ”
Grandma breathed a sigh of relief, "Apprentice, after apprenticeship, your hall entrance can be erected!" ”
Apprenticeship is a procedure for grandma as the god of the hall, that is, to worship the black mother at the mouth of the grandma hall as a teacher, so that the black mother will accept and recognize this fairy, but this apprenticeship is not the apprenticeship that we ordinary people understand, there is no need to teach, it can be more popular to say that the eldest brother is recognized.
The simple understanding is that once this black dragon encounters stubble in the future, he can come to the black mother to help solve it, because he recognized the black mother as his master is the eldest brother, the younger brother is in trouble, the eldest brother may not care, and the eldest brother will not be happy that day, ha, dare to move me to arrange the person who will be in the hall?! You see I don't clean him up!
Basically, that's what it means.
But this procedure has been extremely simplified and even unnecessary when I grow up, why, the fairy family has a better face than anyone else, you know, people are invited by ordinary people to go back to eliminate disasters and solve puzzles and worship the Baojia Immortal.
If you really encounter a living old fairy who can't be solved by great difficulty, she won't help at all, no one will fight an uncertain battle, once you are pouted, turn around and shout, you wait, I'll go to my master to you?!
Is it possible, how embarrassing, how stumbling!
This is definitely what they know as earth fairies, the road of cultivation is long, they know how difficult it is to become an adult, and the intention of not coming to enlightenment is to let the owner find another master, this job they have some reason not to accept, not to come, this is very common, and there is no shame at all, but it is a big matter to be slapped in the face, no one will joke about his reputation and reputation.
But this procedure can't be left behind at that time, and when he finishes worshipping, the last step will be simple, grandma will cooperate with grandma to tie him with nine feet nine red wool, tie a few knots and tie the small lock to the top, and then take out a new pair of scissors, take a deep breath and shout.
"What I am holding in my hand is the Shuanglong Golden Scissors of Sanxiao Niangniang, a knife to cut your stumbling rope and eight treasures and nine links, Nandou reported the number of Beidou to ask for orders, Shun Xiang Shun Huo Shun cigarettes, Xintang people and horses save the suffering in all directions!!"
After shouting, click a few scissors and then cut the red line, which means that the shackles of this python fairy are cut, and he will be a famous and famous Baojia fairy in the future, according to my understanding, it is the end of the household registration.
Finally, the red cloth was put on, and when it was taken down again, the man was asleep again.
Grandma looked back at the woman, beckoned her to come over, didn't wait for her to speak, and directly gave her the red cloth and the lock that was written, "This is the identity number of the old fairy at the entrance of your house, you put it away, your man can't wake up in the past few days, but he will definitely dream, what to do The old fairy will explain, and when he wakes up, he will naturally know everything, if he still doesn't understand anything in the future, then let him come to me." ”
The woman nodded again and again, "Xue Daxian'er, my man won't die!" ”
Grandma snorted, "In the future, your man will have a certain reputation in Liujiabaozi, this python fairy is very high, not a fake style, go back to live and worship, remember, don't make money from your heart, otherwise the reincarnation of the disciple will not be human." ”
Seeing this, the woman naturally thanked her repeatedly, but her grandmother pulled her but her face was full of justice, "Remember, it is a big taboo to make a fortune by relying on the old fairy, and it is generally the most accurate to take the fairy to see things in the first ten years, but if you want to make a fortune by relying on it, it is becoming more and more inaccurate, which is equivalent to finding a dead end for yourself!" ”
"I know, Xue Daxian'er, I have seen your difficulties today, we will definitely do our duty!"
"That's good, you're the most tired, because your man doesn't know anything, there's no way, it's to save his life...... Forget it, don't talk about this, you will go to my son's house tonight to rest, and come back tomorrow morning, your man's skin will be fine when he wakes up, I will bring you some herbs, go back and fry his feet, and when he is all right, you can officially show it to people! ”
"Thank you Xue Daxian'er, your great kindness and virtue will be remembered by us for the rest of our lives! We, I'...... Little brother, kneel down, kneel down for Xue Daxian! ”
The woman still cried and thanked her, excited and even a little incoherent, grandma and grandma could only pull the two of them left and right, and said straight in their mouths, people can do well, and they can't kneel up and down!
I could only wait and wait, and finally waited until my grandmother settled them down, and I thought that it should be time for me to invite credit.
But grandma didn't seem to notice me, just looked tired and packed up the things in the yard with grandma, and when she picked up the hoe, grandma's body paused, looked at me, and called softly, "Four treasures...... Come here......"
I ran to my grandmother with a grin, "Grandma, are you happy?" ”
"Happy."
Grandma touched the corner of my head and chuckled, "You give grandma a long face, although I didn't call many big fairies today, but once I invite them in this courtyard, all the mountains will also know that my Xue family has a powerful little doll, before I was afraid that the black mother would not be inherited, and I would change someone to be the leader of the hall These fairies are not convinced, but now I am not afraid, my granddaughter has jumped to the knees, God will give me food!" ”
"Jump!?"
The grandmother on the side was stunned, "Feng Nian, the child suddenly knows everything!" You'll understand everything in the future?! ”
Grandma didn't answer, but her eyes looked straight at me, "Bao, tell grandma, how do you know that this python fairy was hit by that man's tail, and she is afraid of hoeing." ”
I thought about it, the first question was that I didn't know how to know, and the second question was that I didn't know what to tell me, and the answer was complicated, so I shook my head directly, "No." ”
Grandma sighed and could only nod, "Grandma will think of ways to balance your yin and yang, in this way, you are sensible, and grandma is dead, and you can rest assured." ”
"Grandma, are you happy?"
I asked again, why do adults always like to divert the topic!
Grandma smiled, "What do you do with this, I'm happy, I am happiest to see my granddaughter being so sensible and able to help grandma!" ”
"Then grandma buy me popsicles to eat!"
I was so happy, "I did something grandma was happy to do, grandma will buy me popsicles!" A lot of popsicles!! ”