Chapter 127: The Willows and Flowers Are Bright
After realizing that this was the world of the movie "Love Saint", Huang Xiaohao's first thought was that he was cheated by the system. Because this movie is called "Love Saint", it is actually a story about several old people, and there is no topic about pickling girls at all, which cannot solve the problem that Huang Xiaohao is facing now.
In the whole movie, there is something related to the word "love saint", probably the name of the protagonist played by Xing Ye is Cheng Sheng, and the Cantonese homonym "love saint" is just that.
Slowly, no.
Huang Xiaohao carefully recalled the plot and details of the whole movie, and thought of a character, that is, the master of the protagonist of the movie, Cheng Sheng, the bald guy who made a cameo appearance.
In the movie, the role played by the bald guy is also a thousand. However, he is not an ordinary old man. He is a young man nicknamed "Love Fairy" and has four wives at the same time.
Thinking of this, Huang Xiaohao's eyes lit up, and he instantly felt like a bright village. He had a hunch that maybe the solution to his own problem would fall on this bald guy known as the "love fairy".
"Hey~! What are you doing? When this is a wet market, huh? The two policemen passed by the beach, looked at the noisy crowd and shouted, which instantly scared away the hawkers and woke up Huang Xiaohao, who was in deep thought.
When Huang Xiaohao saw these two policemen, his heart moved, and he realized that he had crossed too hurriedly this time and forgot to use the identity card APP.
But it doesn't matter, a handsome guy like him, handsome and extraordinary, and with a refined temperament, doesn't look like a smuggler without an ID card.
Huang Xiaohao stood calmly on the edge of the beach, leaning on the railing and looking at the sea, without a weak expression at all.
The two policemen who walked to Huang Xiaohao's side did not suspect him, and they didn't even look at him, and walked directly past Huang Xiaohao.
After scaring the hawkers away, the two policemen did not chase after them and left the scene directly. Huang Xiaohao breathed a sigh of relief and looked at the crowd on the beach.
Cheng Sheng, who pretended to be a smuggler, was also frightened by the two policemen who suddenly appeared. But instead of scattering like the hawkers, he hid in the crowd of foreigners, and buried his head in the sand like an ostrich.
Seeing this scene, Huang Xiaohao was speechless for a while. It doesn't matter if there is such a nonsensical scene in the movie, after all, it is just a funny comedy, not more serious. But this is a real world, not a movie! If you're afraid of the police, just run~! Even if you don't run, you can hide in the crowd and not be discovered by the police, you can just squat or even lie down, why do you have to bury your head in the sand pit like an ostrich.
"This guy has a hole in his brain~!" Anyone who encounters someone who does this kind of thing in the real world will come up with this opinion.
Seeing Cheng Sheng's actions, Huang Xiaohao couldn't help but have such an opinion. Originally, I wanted to go up to contact him as soon as possible and ask about his master's "love fairy", but now I have to hesitate.
As the saying goes, things gather by like, and people are grouped. A person with such a strange idea as Cheng Sheng, would his master be a normal person? The bald guy "Love Fairy" who hasn't met yet, does he really have a way to solve his own problems?
"it, a dead horse should be a live horse doctor! Find the bald guy 'Love Fairy' first. ”
was so disturbed by the police, Cheng Sheng didn't dare to stay where he was and continue to do business. After avoiding the police, he also left the beach and headed for his nearby apartment.
Looking at his back that was gradually moving away, Huang Xiaohao gritted his teeth and followed directly from behind.
What about the mentally ill with a hole in their brain? Cheng Sheng has a pit in his head, it doesn't mean that his master also has a pit in his head. Even if his master has a hole in his head, as long as he has a solution to his own problems, Huang Xiaohao will also seek it.
This is called rushing to the doctor.
"Cheng Sheng (homonym 'love saint'), have your phone~!" When Cheng Sheng walked to a commissary near his residence, an uncle in the commissary shouted at him.
"I'm a love saint, who is looking for me~!" "Who called me~!" "Which one calls me~!" ...
A few young men passing by next to Cheng Sheng heard this shout and immediately responded confidently.
"I'm here." Cheng Sheng raised his right hand to identify himself, he looked around at these pretentious young men, with a touch of confidence and disdain on his face, "This call is looking for me~!" ”
Cheng Sheng calmly walked to the commissary with a victorious attitude and took the phone from the commissary uncle.
After a few seconds, the style of painting changed abruptly. When Cheng Sheng heard his current girlfriend Ah Zhen say that she was about to enter the church to get married, but the groom was not him, his confident appearance immediately couldn't be maintained.
"Ah Zhen~! Don't do this to me~! ”
"Ah Zhen~! You can't marry someone else~! ”
"Ah Zhen~! I beg you not to abandon me~! ”
Cheng Sheng knelt directly on the ground, kowtowed to the microphone and shouted, hoarse.
Huang Xiaohao was standing not far from Cheng Sheng, seeing his appearance and the way passers-by pointed at him, he couldn't help but be glad that he hadn't rashly stepped forward to contact him.
Otherwise, the people who stand next to Cheng Sheng will also be regarded as idiots~!
Cheng Sheng heard that the phone hung up, and he was anxious, his girlfriend was about to enter the church to get married, no, he had to go over to stop her immediately.
Rising from the ground, Cheng Shengfeng rushed up to a nearby residential building and ran back to his home.
Huang Xiaohao looked at Cheng Sheng's actions and felt that something was wrong, with a hint of incomprehension on his face.
Although he didn't eavesdrop on purpose, with his super hearing, he still heard the woman in the microphone say that she was about to enter the church and get married.
An hour later, after taking a shower, changing out of the old-fashioned dress of the stowaway, and blowing a very fashionable hairstyle, Cheng Sheng finally went downstairs and ran to the street with an anxious face, wanting to stop a taxi and rush to the church.
When Huang Xiaohao saw this, he helped him calculate the time in his heart, if you add the time Cheng Sheng consumed on the road, when Cheng Sheng rushed to the church, it is estimated that even the daylily will be cold~!
This guy really has a hole in his brain~! It's all this time, you still have time to take a shower and change clothes, and you have a very fashionable and eye-catching hairstyle~!
Although he complained about Cheng Sheng's brain circuit again, for his own problems, Huang Xiaohao still secretly followed, planning to find a suitable opportunity to contact Cheng Sheng again, and find the bald guy named "Love Fairy" through him.
At this time on Hong Kong Island, it was a period when there were many people and few cars, and as soon as an empty taxi stopped on the side of the road, four or five people immediately rushed over to grab the taxi. With Cheng Sheng's brain circuit, he naturally couldn't grab a taxi.
He had no choice but to spread his legs, run wildly on the road, and run in the direction of the church.
"Hey~! Thankfully, I was prescient and prepared. Huang Xiaohao saw Cheng Sheng running wildly, smiled, turned into a corner in the middle of nowhere, and took out a little sheep from his storage space.
Riding a little sheep, Huang Xiaohao leisurely followed behind Cheng Sheng, maintaining a distance not far away, watching him run all the way, and also ran into the course of a marathon, overtaking the champion who was about to reach the finish line, and breaking the red rope at the end of the line one step ahead of him.
"Woo woo woo~! Why is this happening~! The champion knelt at the finish line, looked at the back of Cheng Sheng, who ran away, and cried bitterly.
"Don't cry~! That guy is not a contestant, you are still a champion~! ”
Huang Xiaohao rode a little sheep and passed by the champion leisurely, and did not forget to open his mouth to encourage him.