Chapter 126: The Love Saint

Looking at the blank search box in the mobile phone interface, Huang Xiaohao looked pensive.

What keywords should I enter to search?

"How can you pedal many boats without capsizing?"

Or "how to build a harmonious post-G?" ”

Or should it be simpler, directly search for "Hou G Treasure Book" and "Z Horse Cheats"?

No, I'm not that kind of person, Huang Xiaohao denied it in his heart.

No, no, that's not the point. The worlds I have traveled through before have corresponding movies, and maybe I should consider it from the perspective of the movie title.

"Chasing girls"? "Hardcover chasing girls"? "Super Invincible Chasing Girls"? ......

When he thought of the movie, Huang Xiaohao's mind immediately came to mind about these series of movies chasing girls. But the male protagonists in these movies all tried their tricks and worked hard to catch up with their favorite heroines at the end of the film, which has nothing to do with Huang Xiaohao's needs.

Huang Xiaohao has already soaked several girls, what he needs is not a way to pick up girls, but a way to let these girls live in harmony and be like sisters.

"Love Saint!"

Huang Xiaohao, who was in a mess in his mind and was in a difficult choice, suddenly flashed these two words. The cultivator's intuition told him that "Love Saint" was the most suitable keyword to solve his current situation.

This intuition was extremely clear, so Huang Xiaohao no longer hesitated, and directly typed the word "love saint" into the search box, and spent a hundred merit points to search.

A series of dimensional coordinates surfaced one by one, and Huang Xiaohao, who felt that his choice difficulty was about to be made again, directly clicked on one of the plane coordinates casually and crossed over.

As soon as his eyes were closed, and when he opened them again, Huang Xiaohao was no longer sitting on the sofa in the hall of Curly Hair's house, but standing on the edge of a beach.

Before he had time to check the surrounding situation, Huang Xiaohao first discovered the Qiandu Map APP in his mind, and a new prompt was flashing to remind him.

Map of 1,000 degrees: 00110, 1991, Hong Kong Island, red brown beach. Search target: Love Saint.

"Search Target: Love Saint." These little words are marked on a small red dot, and they are shining at the moment.

Huang Xiaohao clicked on this little red dot, and the mobile phone interface in his mind changed to a real-time shooting picture of a camera.

In this picture, a man in a green military uniform and a green hat with a red star on his head is swimming hard in the middle of the sea to the beach not far away.

Huang Xiaohao looked at the picture in his mind, and then carefully observed the surrounding environment he was in, and immediately found the figure in the picture in front of his left side.

"Squeak~!" A brake sounded behind him, and a tourist bus stopped behind Huang Xiaohao.

A large group of blonde and blue-eyed foreigners, led by a Chinese tour guide, walked past Huang Xiaohao's side and walked towards this beach.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the red brown sand beach on Hong Kong Island. It's very close to the mainland on the other side, so it's not uncommon for stowaways from the mainland to swim here from the other side. Behold, there is a man swimming ashore. ”

The Chinese tour guide, speaking fluent English, introduced to a group of foreigners behind him.

If it weren't for Huang Xiaohao's time in the world of "Oriental Condor", he would have exchanged and strengthened his proficient level English skills for convenience, and he really wouldn't have understood what this tour guide said.

"Isn't it? This stowaway is the 'love saint' I'm looking for? The system isn't playing with me, is it? Huang Xiaohao stood on the edge of the beach, and saw that after hearing the words of the tour guide, the group of foreigners stepped forward one after another, and surrounded the stowaway who had just swam ashore, and immediately had a headache on his face.

"Don't catch me, don't catch me~!" A voice that made Huang Xiaohao feel a little familiar sounded, interrupting Huang Xiaohao's complaints and complaints.

"Sounds familiar, huh?" Huang Xiaohao stared intently at the smuggler who was surrounded by the crowd, and after a closer look, he found that this person was actually wearing the face of a young version of Zhou Xingxing.

"It's actually Xingye?" When Huang Xiaohao saw this extremely familiar face, he immediately remembered, "No wonder I feel that his voice is a little familiar, I have seen his movies since I was a child, can I not be familiar with it?" ”

"It's just that Xing Ye has made any movies, and his identity is a mainlander who smuggled to Hong Kong Island? How come I don't remember a movie like this? Is it "The Saint of Gambling"? ”

Huang Xiaohao looked at the star master on the beach, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't look like a mainlander with special functions. The body movements that cowered in the onlookers of foreigners, as well as the weird-sounding tone, are a bit fake no matter how you look at them, like an exaggerated performance.

"We're not here to get you. This group of foreigners is here to travel, just to take a picture with you. The tour guide pulled the wet Xing Ye and explained.

"Take pictures? Is there any money to collect? Xing Ye immediately paused and asked the tour guide.

"Of course you have, cooperate and take a few photos, and I'll give you money." The tour guide then explained.

"In this case, you see, I have brought a lot of antique porcelain from the mainland, you ask these foreigners if they are interested, I can sell them cheaply." Xing Ye took out a few small porcelain bottles from his waist bag and said in a skillful Hong Kong-style Cantonese.

When the tour guide heard this, he stared at Xing Ye for a while, and immediately came to his senses, and did not demolish him, and then said: "Of course these foreigners are interested in buying, but I will help you sell these, is there a share?" ”

"Yes, of course." Xing Ye nodded immediately.

"Okay, that's fine." The Chinese tour guide nodded, took the two porcelains handed over by Xing Ye, and then introduced and sold them to the foreign tourists around him in English.

"Guys, look at this, this is antique porcelain with a long history, and it was brought by this smuggler from the mainland."

"These are 7,000-year-old antique porcelain, which is very valuable and collectible." Xing Ye on the side also said, "You tell them to give US dollars if they have US dollars, and give British pounds if they have pounds, and I will take everything." ”

At this moment, several vendors on the beach also ran in front of this group of foreigners with a large pile of antique porcelain and traditional handicrafts.

"We also have here, antique porcelain, very cheap, very cheap..."

"Hey, you guys actually robbed me of my business~!" When Xing Ye saw that his goods were instantly uncared for, he immediately grabbed a vendor's collar and said.

"What? This beach is yours? Or is this group of foreigners yours? The peddler replied, glanced up and down at Xing Ye's outfit, and continued disdainfully, "You are really shameless, using this method to deceive these foreigners." ”

"What is a lie? I call this brain, do you understand? ”

Seeing this, Huang Xiaohao also woke up to the fact that the star master in front of him was not a mainland smuggler, but a local on Hong Kong Island. He just saw the time when the group of tourists came to this beach, deliberately pretended to be a stowaway who had just swam ashore in front of them, and then deceived them with some antique fakes.

"Zhou Xingxing... Love Saint...."Huang Xiaohao muttered these two words in his mouth, and thought about it carefully, "Damn, it turns out that this is the world of the movie "Love Saint"~! ”

"Love Saint", a movie starring Zhou Xingxing, is a title party movie that sells dog meat on the head of a sheep. Although the title of the film is "Love Saint", from beginning to end, there is no topic about picking up girls chasing girls, and it is actually a story about two groups of old liars, first deceiving each other, and finally partnering to deceive others.

The badness of this kind of title party is exactly the same as a novel "Peach Blossom Taoist Ten Thousand Worlds" that Huang Xiaohao once read on the end reading network.

The author's pen name of that novel is Xiao Huangshu, and the introduction of the novel says that the protagonist is practicing double cultivation skills, and the first chapter at the beginning also writes that the protagonist intends to break his own child body by eating chicken.

But it has been serialized until the day Huang Xiaohao crossed, and more than 300,000 words and more than 100 chapters have been written, and the protagonist is still a boy chicken. When he saw it at that time, Huang Xiaohao wanted to say in his heart, this protagonist is too miserable, what kind of double cultivation magic skills are he practicing!

It's time to change the child's skills~!