Chapter 202: Immortals splash water
"The location is on a hillside, facing the sea to the east and mountains to the back. The sea breeze blows moisture in and is blocked by the mountains, so that it rains when it hits a cold wind. So when we came in just now, even though it was a big sun, there were a few heavy showers. β
While walking in the direction of the Long Ancestral Hall, Uncle Nine observed the surrounding environment and explained the feng shui pattern of this place to Long Dashuai and the others around him.
"In feng shui, this pattern is called fairy splashing water. So most of the people who live here are very rich. β
"Wow~! Master, let's move here too~! When Wen Cai heard this, he immediately interjected.
"Talkative, the master hasn't finished talking yet." Uncle Nine glared at Wen Cai before continuing, "But there are pros and cons to the immortals splashing water. The good ones are free to worry, and the disadvantages are harmful to the human and animal bodies. Because such a shower is equivalent to pouring water into the pot after it has been burned red, a layer of miasma will rise on the ground, and miasma is harmful. In this climate, there is also a ballad~! β
"Hey~! Master, master, I will sing this, let me come, you listen~! After listening to Uncle Jiu talk about this, Wen Cai finally heard something he knew, and immediately interjected again.
"The shower is coming, playing the red pot. The miasma rises, and there is no way to hide. The sows will go crazy and the chicks will sit everywhere. People become dizzy, and the ancestors cause trouble~! Wencai sang and jumped at the same time, performing extremely hard, even if Huang Xiaohao was thinking about the matter of Tengteng Town and the Ren family in Guangxi, he was still attracted by Wencai's performance.
To be honest, Huang Xiaohao felt a little ashamed. Wencai, you can sing it, why are you still learning to sing ballads like children, bouncing up, there is no serious painting style of Taoist disciples at all.
"Master, am I singing correctly?" After singing, Wen Cai immediately asked Uncle Jiu, wanting to get his affirmation.
"Yes~!" Although he knew that Wencai's behavior of singing and dancing seemed a bit naΓ―ve and immature, Uncle Nine still gave Wencai an affirmative answer.
Uncle Nine knows that Wencai's cultivation qualifications are blunt, and he may be like this in this life. Being able to give him more affirmation and encouragement in normal times can also give him some self-confidence. Therefore, Uncle Jiu's requirements for literary talents on weekdays are actually not strict, far lower than those of Qiusheng and Huang Xiaohao.
The group walked and talked, and soon came to the door of the Long Ancestral Hall.
"In terms of the pattern of the gods splashing water, the people who live here must not be buried after they die." Uncle Nine walked outside the door and just said the last point.
"Master, what will happen if you bury you?" Wen Cai followed Uncle Jiu's words and asked.
"The coffin touched the ground, and the whole family was unlucky." Uncle Nine tapped the ground with a cane and explained, "Don't say it's a burial, the coffin will suck in the earth's qi, and something will happen to the house." β
"True or fake?" Seeing that Uncle Nine said it in such a positive tone, Long Dashuai immediately asked suspiciously.
"If I guess correctly, the coffin in the ancestral hall must not be an ordinary arrangement." Uncle Nine pointed to the Long Clan's ancestral hall with the door closed, and replied in a very affirmative tone.
"Hey, hey, hey~! Come on, open the door~! Hearing Uncle Jiu's words, Long Dashuai laughed a few times, and then ordered his soldiers to open this ancestral hall of the Long family, which was usually locked.
In the spacious hall of the Long ancestral hall, there are more than a dozen coffins. The coffins were not placed directly on the ground, but were tied to a triangular wooden frame and hung in the air, at least a meter above the ground. Even the wooden pillars were placed in a copper basin filled with water.
"Hmm~! Put it away, it's all hung up. You see, even these wooden shelves, when they touch the earth, have to be separated by a basin of water. When Uncle Nine entered the door and saw this scene, he knew that the feng shui master who arranged the ancestral hall of the Long family was a master who knew how to do Taoism, so he immediately praised him.
"May I ask the handsome, which feng shui master is in charge?"
"Hahaha~! Good question, it is the famous master Sammo Hung in Hong Kong and Macao~! Long Dashuai laughed a few times before he said the name of the feng shui master.
"Amazing, amazing~!" When Uncle Nine heard the name of Master 'Sammo Hung ', he immediately gave a thumbs up and praised it.
After praising it, Uncle Nine began to carefully inspect the situation of the entire ancestral hall, if his guess was not wrong, there must be something wrong with one of the dozen coffins in this ancestral hall.
Sure enough, just by looking around, Uncle Nine found the coffin that had a problem.
In the corner of the ancestral hall, there was a coffin, because the rope tied to it had broken, so that one end of the coffin touched the ground.
"Oops, there's a problem." Uncle Nine pointed to the coffin that touched the ground, and asked at Long Dashuai, "The one inside is ~?" β
"My dad, what's wrong?" Long Dashuai replied.
"It's already a zombie~!" Uncle Nine replied in an extremely affirmative tone.
"How so?" Long Dashuai didn't believe it at all, and said directly, "Someone~!" Open the coffin and take a look. β
Several soldiers obeyed the order, walked to the edge of the coffin, and tried in unison, but they could not open the coffin.
"Report to the boss, the coffin can't be opened." Several soldiers tried for a while, but found that they couldn't open the lid of the coffin at all, and then reported the situation to Long Dashuai.
"The coffin was sucked by the corpse's gas, in broad daylight, it couldn't be opened~!" Only then did Uncle Nine explain on the side.
Seeing this scene, Huang Xiaohao remembered that when he dealt with the zombie of Old Lady Ren, he was like these soldiers, and wanted to open the coffin lid hiding the zombie in broad daylight, but he couldn't open it. Fortunately, Uncle Nine was alone at that time, and no one else knew about it.
"Hey~! Then again, what does my illness have to do with my father? Thinking of this, Long Dashuai pointed to the coffin and asked.
"Ling Zun's coffin touched the earth's qi, so it turned into a zombie. You were wounded by him, so you were poisoned. As Uncle Jiu spoke, he saw that Wen Cai actually came to the side of the coffin, sucked and sucked from the crack of the coffin, and showed a very curious expression, and immediately slapped him.
"What are you sucking?"
"No~! Last time I saw Qiusheng like this, sucking on some of the coffins in Yizhuang endlessly, and showing a very enjoyable expression, I wanted to try it, if I really enjoyed it so much. Wen Cai received a slap on the head from Uncle Jiu, and immediately replied with an aggrieved face.
"Qiusheng has obtained some other auxiliary methods, and can use those yin qi corpse qi to cultivate, you don't have an open mind, you also want to do this, aren't you afraid of death?" While explaining to Wen Cai, Uncle Nine also glared at Huang Xiaohao, who was standing next to him.
The "other auxiliary methods" that Uncle Jiu said in his mouth are actually those small methods that Huang Xiaohao gave to Qiusheng, and they are the tips for refining yin qi and ghost qi during double cultivation. With this method, when you have sex with a female ghost, you can not be hurt by the ghost qi on her body, but can turn harm into benefit, and enhance the cultivation skills of both parties.
After Qiusheng got these small methods of double cultivation from Huang Xiaohao, although he was confined to Yizhuang, he hadn't really tried it with the female ghost Dong Xiaoyu. However, he has been working hard to cultivate these methods so that he can fully grasp them.
Then after he consolidated his realm and lifted the ban, he was able to go to Xiaoyu as soon as possible and try the effects of these methods with her.
What Wen Cai said about Qiusheng sucking and sucking at the coffin in Yizhuang was actually what he looked like when he was trying to absorb some ghost qi and yin qi, and then refining these yin qi that was inhaled into his body, and practicing those small methods of double cultivation taught by Huang Xiaohao.
Qiusheng's situation, Uncle Nine naturally knows about it. Although in his opinion, it is better not to be contaminated by these sideways.
It's just that these small methods were taught by Huang Xiaohao, and Uncle Jiu also knew the specific practice methods of the methods from Qiusheng, and knew that these methods were not evil and crooked, at most they were only opportunistic tricks, so he let them go.
To be honest, Huang Xiaohao had long forgotten that he had also taught Qiusheng these small methods of refining yin qi and ghost qi. So being stared at like this by Uncle Nine, he still felt a little inexplicable.
Master, what's going on? Standing on the side, he didn't speak, he didn't make any funny movements, inexplicably, why was he glared at?
"That's not right~! Tempeh, when was I hurt by my dad, why didn't I know? Long Dashuai's words shifted the topic of the three masters and apprentices back.
"You haven't been bitten by a zombie?"
When Uncle Nine heard this, he frowned and walked to Long Dashuai's side, first ripped off his neck, checked his neck, and saw that there was really no wound that had been bitten by zombies, and then checked his arms and legs, but there was still no trace of scratches and bites.
"Hey~! Tempeh Ying, what are you doing, don't touch it~! Long Dashuai twisted his body to avoid Uncle Jiu's hands, and shouted with dissatisfaction in his mouth.
"You really haven't been bitten or scratched by a zombie?" After checking it, Uncle Nine found that Long Dashuai really had no scars on his body.
"Nonsense, I have so many men to protect, how could I have been bitten by a zombie?" Long Dashuai pointed to the group of soldiers beside him and said.
"That's strange, how did the corpse poison on your body come from?" Uncle Nine frowned, his eyes scanned Long Dashuai's whole body up and down, and he could see that his heart was furious, and then, Uncle Nine remembered something and asked:
"Dashuai, when was the last time you came to this ancestral hall?"
"A month ago~! It seems that when it was the great sacrifice of the ancestors, I came here to offer incense. Long Dashuai thought about it carefully before he replied.
"Then did your illness start at that time?" Uncle Nine then asked.
"That's right, since I came back from the ancestral hall that day, I feel a little uncomfortable, my hands and feet are itchy, and I always want to grab things." Long Dashuai replied.
"I guess when you first got sick, it started in your feet, and you felt that your feet were so stiff that it was hard to bend and walk, right?" Uncle Nine thought of another direction and immediately asked.
"Yes, it did start with the feet and then spread all over the body. However, my feet were the most severe, and they became stiffer and stiffer day by day, and now I almost have to jump to walk. Long Dashuai nodded and confirmed Uncle Jiu's guess.
"On the day you came to offer incense, did this coffin fall to the ground?" Uncle Nine asked, pointing to the coffin with the zombie hidden.
"How do I know that? This marshal is so busy every day, and if he can take the time to come to the pillar incense, he has already delayed many military affairs, how can he still notice whether a coffin in the corner has fallen to the ground? Long Dashuai replied directly.
"I reckon the coffin would have fallen to the ground a month ago. During the day, when you came to offer incense, the zombie hid in the coffin and did not come out, but you unknowingly inhaled some corpse gas into your body. β
Uncle Nine rolled the corners of Long Dashuai's eyelids and eyes, carefully observed and sensed, and then said, "If an ordinary person accidentally inhales some corpse qi, at most, it will be a weakening of yang qi and a serious illness." After the illness, the corpse qi in the body gradually dissipated, and the body naturally recovered. β
"But here is the feng shui pattern of the gods splashing water, affected by the miasma on the ground here, the corpse qi in the body of the great handsome, not only did not dissipate, but gradually condensed and deepened, from the corpse qi to the corpse, and from the corpse to the corpse poison."
"If you ignore it, in another month at most, the corpse poison in your body will be thick enough to poison you, and when you die, you will immediately turn into a zombie."
"So how can I be cured?" Hearing Uncle Jiu's words, Long Dashuai couldn't help but ask worriedly.
"After dark, we draw it out. After it is brought out, the zombie will kill your relatives first, so it will chase you and bite. When the time comes, we will work together to pull out its zombie teeth, grind them into powder and drink them, and fight poison with poison, and we will be fine. Uncle Nine then stated his plan.
"Master, can't you just use glutinous rice?" When he heard this, Huang Xiaohao couldn't help but interject and asked.
"The root cause of the disease is different, and the treatment method is naturally different. If you are directly scratched and bitten by a zombie, and the corpse poison runs in the blood, it is natural to be cured directly by drinking glutinous rice porridge and taking glutinous rice baths. But Dashuai is not suffering from this kind of external injury now, he is an internal injury, it is the corpse qi combined with the miasma, and it has become a corpse demon, running in his meridians, in this case, there is no way to cure it with glutinous rice, you can only use the method I said. β
In fact, in addition to the method mentioned in Uncle Jiu's mouth, the most direct way is to let those Dao masters who have the true essence of mana directly force poison for Long Dashuai's luck, and force out all the corpse evil qi that has accumulated in his meridians, which can naturally cure him.
However, this most direct method will consume energy, and in this kind of small world, it is difficult to recover quickly after exerting energy, and sometimes it even takes several years.
Second, Long Dashuai was still Uncle Jiu's rival back then. Uncle Nine was able to treat him, which was already benevolent and righteous. Let him spend his own strength and cure Long Dashuai regardless of the cost, Uncle Nine really can't do it.
Third, it was Uncle Jiu who wanted to make Long Dashuai suffer more so that he could avenge his wife-snatching back then.
"I see~!" Hearing this, Huang Xiaohao suddenly realized, and then, he frowned again and said, "Master, since that's the case, then I can't accompany you here." It's still a few hours before dark, and I'd like to go to Tengteng Town first to see what is going on. β
"Go for it~!" Uncle Nine was very relieved of Huang Xiaohao's cultivation ability, and nodded directly when he heard the words, "It's enough to have me here, it's good for you to go to Tengteng Town to check the situation first." After I settle the matter here, I'll go to Tengteng Town and have a round with you. β