Chapter 203: Accidents on the Road
"Master, then I'll leave for Tengteng Town first."
After saying this to Uncle Jiu, Huang Xiaohao was about to turn around and leave, when he suddenly remembered the plot that happened in the movie, when Uncle Nine and the others dealt with zombies in the ancestral hall, he turned around and came back, took out some things from his pocket, and handed them to Uncle Jiu.
"Master, this is the corpse talisman and the pliers for tooth extraction. By the way, I also have a bottle of antidiarrheal medicine, which works very well. ”
The corpse charm and pliers are indeed the props that Uncle Nine needs now.
After all, when he went out today, he only cared about tidying up and dressing himself, and the guy he was carrying was only a peachwood sword disguised as a Western cane, not even a yellow talisman. It would be very strenuous to deal with zombies with your bare hands at night. With the corpse suppression charm and pliers given by Huang Xiaohao, it is much easier to extract teeth from zombies.
Especially the zombie in the coffin, it is just a low-level zombie that has been dead for less than half a year, or even a low-level zombie that has only been transformed for more than a month. A corpse charm is attached to the forehead, and you can deal with this low-level zombie.
"What are you giving me antidiarrheal pills for?" As Uncle Nine finished saying this, he suddenly felt his stomach churning, instantly cramped, and his face changed suddenly.
Not only that, but almost at the same time, Wen Cai behind Uncle Jiu also changed his face, covering his stomach, and wailed.
"I've told you a long time ago, Dongying's sashimi, if you eat too much, your stomach hurts, and you don't listen." When Huang Xiaohao saw Uncle Jiu's face, he immediately understood, and said with a smile, "Master, I'll go first, you guys pull slowly~!" By the way, my antidiarrheal medicine, I take it immediately after pulling, and the effect is the best. ”
"No, my stomach hurts so much, I can't hold it anymore. Boss, where is the toilet? Wen Cai was so anxious that he was about to jump to his feet, and hurriedly asked.
"Over there~!" Long Dashuai pointed to the side room on the right side of the ancestral hall and said.
Knowing where the toilet was, Uncle Nine and Wen Cai immediately covered their stomachs and rushed there. Because of Huang Xiaohao's interference, Long Dashuai had not ordered the soldiers to stay outside the ancestral hall at this time, as in the movie plot, and did not allow the ninth uncle to go out.
So Uncle Nine and Wen Cai rushed into the toilet of the side room very smoothly, and happily solved the tummy stomach there.
"Dashuai, farewell~!" After saying this, Huang Xiaohao was about to leave the ancestral hall, but was grabbed by Long Dashuai.
"Wait a minute, I forgot to ask you guys just now, isn't my dad scary?" Long Dashuai asked, pointing to the coffin with zombies hidden in the corner of the house.
"Don't worry~! Dashuai, this is just a little zombie, my master can destroy it with one hand. Huang Xiaohao patted Long Dashuai's shoulder and comforted.
"However, I heard that those zombies are all copper-skinned and iron-clad, invulnerable, and infinitely powerful~!" The more Long Dashuai thought about it, the more frightened he became, and said, "No, you can't go, one more person has more strength, and you have to stay here to help deal with zombies." ”
"Dashuai, this zombie is really not scary at all, my master can handle it alone. And I have urgent things to do, so I really can't afford to waste time here. ”
"I said you can't go, you can't go~!"
Huang Xiaohao still wanted to persuade Long Dashuai, but without saying a word, he pulled out the pistol in his holster and aimed it at Huang Xiaohao.
"Alas~! Dashuai, you're bored like this, why can't you talk well? Huang Xiaohao said as he took out a handful of incense sticks from the storage space, and directly pinched a trick, and the whole incense sticks immediately ignited spontaneously without fire.
"What are you doing with the incense?" Long Dashuai watched curiously as Huang Xiaohao took out a handful of incense sticks, and suddenly found that as Huang Xiaohao lit the incense sticks in his hand, his whole person immediately froze, maintaining the movement of raising the gun, unable to move.
"Someone~! Catch him~! Although the whole person couldn't move for an instant, Long Dashuai was still able to speak.
He immediately reacted that this was Huang Xiaohao's move, and immediately ordered the soldiers guarding the ancestral hall to catch Huang Xiaohao.
"Don't move~!"
There are about ten soldiers scattered around the ancestral hall. After hearing Long Dashuai's order, he immediately surrounded him, and picked up the spear in his hand and wanted to aim at Huang Xiaohao.
But Huang Xiaohao's speed was faster, he just shook it casually, and the incense stick in his hand, like a heavenly maiden scattering flowers, flew out and was accurately inserted under the feet of each soldier, and the thin white smoke that rose immediately wrapped around the bodies of these soldiers.
All the soldiers immediately found out that they couldn't even raise their arms and take a step to Huang Xiaohao, let alone aim their guns at Huang Xiaohao.
"Really, your uncle not only looks exactly the same as your nephew Ah Wei, but even his temperament is very similar." Huang Xiaohao turned around, slapped Long Dashuai's face with his palm, and said this in his mouth while inserting the last incense stick left in his hand at Long Dashuai's feet.
This kind of spell that controls the actions of others is still just a small spell that belongs to the art of disgust. Huang Xiaohao used to use it on Ah Wei, and now he also uses it on Ah Wei's uncle Long Dashuai.
Because his cultivation is much stronger than at the beginning, not only can he cast faster and more concealed, but he can also send a group in an instant, and he can control the more than ten soldiers around him at once.
"When the incense is finished, you will be able to move. Or when my master comes out of the toilet, he can also help you solve this spell. Now, Long Dashuai, you will stand here obediently and reflect on yourself. If you have something to say in the future, don't pull out your gun at every turn, you know? ”
After saying this, Huang Xiaohao turned around and left the Long Ancestral Hall, completely ignoring the Long Dashuai behind him, and still froze in place and shouted at him.
"Hey~! Wait a minute, hurry up and let go of me~! I also ate a lot of Toei sushi just now, and now my stomach hurts so much that I'm going to pull. Feed~! Don't go~! What I said is true, it's really going to be pulled~! ”
But Huang Xiaohao didn't seem to hear Long Dashuai's shout at all, and in just a few blinks, he had already left the ancestral hall and disappeared in front of Long Dashuai and his group of subordinates.
Although Tengteng Town is in Guangxi, it is actually close to the junction of Guangxi and Guangzhou. Therefore, Qiusheng and Wencai in the movie can go back and forth between Tengteng Town and Longjia Town within three days. And with Huang Xiaohao's footsteps, even if he didn't use the fastest speed, he could reach Tengteng Town in about half a day.
According to Huang Xiaohao's estimate, he will be able to rush to Tengteng Town when it gets dark. Of course, this refers to the case where nothing unexpected happens.
However, at dusk when the sun was in the west, Huang Xiaohao was passing by a dense forest when an accident happened.
The dense forest that Huang Xiaohao passed by happened to be located next to a big river. On the left and right sides of the mountain road, there are dozens of willow trees. At this time, the sun was in the west, and the faint afterglow of the setting sun shone through the cracks in the branches of the willow trees, and the wind blew the branches, and the shadows were swaying, as if there were countless figures shaking.
Just as Huang Xiaohao stepped on this mountain road, a light breeze blew, blowing a strange smell.
When you first smell it, it's like the smell of steamed pork with umeboshi. If you smell it carefully, it will become the smell of salt-and-pepper chicken butt again.
As this fragrance entered Huang Xiaohao's nose, a subtle sound also came from a distance, gradually becoming clear from the faint level.
Huang Xiaohao listened carefully, and the sound that gradually became clear turned out to be an extremely strange tune.
When I first heard it, this song seemed to be a funeral song blown out by suona, and as soon as people heard it, a wave of sadness welled up in their hearts. If you listen carefully, it seems to have become a wedding song beating gongs and drums, with a festive feeling.
This feeling of sorrow and joy is mixed together to form such an extremely strange song, with a strange power, which can confuse people's hearts and make people fall into hallucinations unconsciously.
However, the true yuan mana in Huang Xiaohao's body was shocked, and this strange song that confused the minds of mortals immediately turned into a harsh sound of chirping. The aroma of steamed pork with dried plum vegetables has also turned into a fishy smell of rotten fish and rotten shrimp.
"Wow~! Is this fishy smell, so stinky, crawling out of the water? Just when such a sentence came out of Huang Xiaohao's mouth, at the intersection of his front and back ends, bursts of white mist suddenly appeared, completely covering his way and way.
"Ghost hitting the wall?" Huang Xiaohao sensed the thick ghost aura in the white mist, and was very curious about where the dirty thing came from, and dared to stand in his way.
Then, from the two bursts of white fog that blocked the intersection, two strange teams came out.
A team dressed in linen and filial piety, playing a whistle, erecting white flags, scattering paper money, and carrying a coffin, seems to be a funeral send-off team that is doing white things.
The other is a big red Luo Yi, beating gongs and drums, erecting red flags, scattering flower petals, and carrying a sedan chair, which seems to be a team of wedding and marriage, and is doing red things.
One red and one white, the only thing that the two teams have in common is that the people in the team, or ghosts, are all as white as powder, without blood, and most of their faces are covered by linen and red clothes, and they can't see the whole picture clearly.
Red and white, two teams, walked straight towards each other, and were about to collide with Huang Xiaohao, who was standing in the middle of the road.
"Hehe, pretending to be a ghost~!"
Seeing such a scene, Huang Xiaohao also remembered. Isn't this the group of roadblocks that Nianying encountered on the road when Nianying went to ask Aunt Sue for help in the movie?
"That's not right~! It stands to reason that Nianying went to Dongtou Village to invite Aunt Sue, and then rushed to Longjia Town, and encountered this group of dirty things on the way. And they rushed from Longjia Town to Tengteng Town, which was completely opposite to their itinerary, how could they encounter this group of things here? ”
Seeing that this group of dirty things was about to approach him, Huang Xiaohao still had the heart to pursue these details.
He sniffled, sniffed the fishy smell carefully, and thought of the big river near the dense forest mountain road, and his heart suddenly understood.
This is a group of water ghosts, looking for a stand-in by this river~!
People who commit suicide by throwing themselves into the water before their life span is exhausted will be resentful and become water ghosts.
These water spirits are bound to the dead river and cannot be reincarnated. You must rely on pulling people as stand-ins and drowning others in order to dissolve your own grievances, enter the underworld, and reincarnate again.
And the people who are drowned by these water ghosts as stand-ins will naturally become new water ghosts, and continue their fate of pulling people as stand-ins.
"The big river outside the dense forest should pass through Dongtou Village, Longjia Town, and Tengteng Town. In this way, the range of activities of this group of water ghosts is quite large~! ”
"It's just that who gave you the confidence to make you use me as a stand-in target." The two water ghosts had already approached within three meters of Huang Xiaohao, and Huang Xiaohao shouted loudly, and suddenly took out a handful of spirit talismans from the storage space and threw them towards the top of his head.
In fact, it's no wonder that this group of water ghosts has no eyesight, this is completely Huang Xiaohao's pot. Because he was already close to Tengteng Town, Huang Xiaohao was worried about the zombies that disturbed the town, so he specially resorted to the Harmony Light Trick to cover up all his breath. So in the eyes of this group of water ghosts, Huang Xiaohao was just an ordinary mortal, and he didn't know that he had met a Taoist master.
When I saw Huang Xiaohao shouting loudly and throwing the Dao Spirit Rune above his head, the group of life-seeking water ghosts who were scattering paper money and flower petals only reacted at this time, they seemed to have kicked the iron plate.
However, at this time, I realized that it was too late.
The handful of spirit runes that Huang Xiaohao threw on the top of his head not only did not fall down, but flew higher and higher, scattered, and instantly formed a gossip rune spirit array above the heads of Huang Xiaohao and this group of water ghosts.
"Ah~!"
The leaders of the two water ghost teams, that is, the two water ghosts sitting on the coffin and in the sedan chair, were the fastest to react. When Huang Xiaohao threw the spirit rune above his head, the two had already jumped up and retreated into the white mist behind, wanting to escape from Huang Xiaohao's side.
However, it was already too late, and the gossip talisman spirit array above Huang Xiaohao's head could almost be said to be completed in the blink of an eye. The two water spirits had barely taken a few steps away before they were blocked by a golden light above their heads, and they bounced back in a scream.
Seeing that the two water ghost leaders were bounced back by the golden light, the remaining group of water ghosts panicked at this time. Several water ghosts were panicked, and they also retreated in other directions, but they were also bounced back by the golden light that suddenly appeared.
The Bagua Fu Spirit Array is actually just a trapped array. However, the golden light turned into this formation still made these water ghosts who were trying to escape in vain scream, and bursts of green smoke came out of their bodies, as if they were being burned by flames.
"Up, kill him~!" The two injured water ghost leaders immediately commanded this group of panicked water ghosts to besiege Huang Xiaohao in the center of the formation.
Originally, if the water ghost wanted to find a substitute, it had to drown the living in the river to take effect. If you just kill people on the shore, there is no stand-in effect, and if you kill them, you will kill them in vain.
However, at this moment, where can this group of water ghosts still care about finding a stand-in, besiege Huang Xiaohao first, break this gossip rune spirit array, and be able to escape before talking about anything else.