Yu Xiaobei was dumbfounded, such a delicate little girl, she actually burst into a foul language: "I'll go!" Really called the soul back. ”

The little nun looked at me with admiration: "Wow, your friend is so powerful, he can actually bring back the soul of the ghost king from the hell of Dao Mountain." ”

Yu Xiaobei: "Hmph! That is, my boyfriend is not only amazing, but also very handsome. ”

The little nun covered her mouth and snickered: "Well, it looks like ...... Looks ...... Very chic......"

The ghost king sat on the ground with his buttocks, looking at the two souls, dumbfounded, and after a while, tears flowed down his eyes, crying there like a wolf.

Jiu'er took advantage of his inattention, took his wine gourd away, and poured it into the big white turtle, while also lowering his voice and said: "Leather turtle, hurry, drink more, you haven't seen water for a long time, don't die of thirst." ”

The big white turtle shrank its head into the shell and ignored Jiu'er.

Me: "Live up to expectations, Lord Ghost King, check if this is your soul?" ”

The ghost king got up from the ground and roared, "You are paralyzed! ”

I was shocked, could it be that the Six Paths and Ten Directions Spiritualism Technique went wrong this time? Wrong to call?

The Ghost King flew in, he was extremely strong, more than two meters tall!

His big hand grabbed my arm, then jerked me, and held me in his arms, rubbing tears on my clothes, wiping my nose, and saying, "Ge Laozi! Your uncle is a thumper! Do you have a little study of spiritualism? Ya, who can compare to you. Can you die if you are not modest? ”

I was almost out of breath at him, and said, "Lord Ghost King, you didn't seem to have said that just now. You say I'm bragging. ”

The Ghost King stared wide-eyed, "Did I say it?" Who heard? How could I possibly say such a thing? Brother, let me tell you, the first time I saw you, I felt that you were close! You're my nobleman! O benefactor! ”

He patted his chest: "Don't worry! From now on, your business will be mine. Go up the knife mountain, go down to the sea of fire, and don't give up. Whoever dares to touch a finger of yours will be killed. No, kill his whole family, kill his ancestors for eighteen generations! ”

I said, "Oni King......

The ghost king pushed me violently, almost pushing Lao Tzu out, and almost spurting out a mouthful of old blood. He said angrily: "Don't you look down on Lao Tzu? Spicy and eggy, do you look down on Lao Tzu? From today onwards, you are my brother! Come on, come on, don't talk nonsense, worship the handle first! ”

I looked depressed: "Boss, can you fuse your soul first?" ”

The Ghost King said excitedly: "Yes, yes, yes! Forgot about business. ”

He beckoned, and one soul turned into three rays of light and flew into his body.

The body of the ghost king is slowly getting bigger!

Get bigger! Grow bigger again!

After a while, it was three meters high.

The skin on the body is green and black, like a black chicken. Full of red hair, an exploding head, a green face, and two fiery bull's eyes staring at each other, like light bulbs. The nose was turned upside down, the lips were scarlet, and eight out of ten people who saw it trembled, but I reckon that only one of the eight was afraid, and the other seven must have been ugly.

The ghost king patted his chest and roared: "Brother Xian, when my brother takes my weapon, kill that kid in Maoshan, and then come to drink and have fun with you." Madam, go and choose a few beautiful female ghosts to serve my virtuous brother......"

As he spoke, he laughed, and his figure suddenly disappeared without a trace.

The fourth lady looked at me with a smile and asked, "Go see the joke?" ”

This joke is a must-see!

The fourth lady led us straight to the cafeteria.

Dao Qian and the others were still in the cafeteria.

I could see the scene from afar.

Dao Qian sat at a dining table, one foot on a chair, a cigarette in his mouth, the sword beside him, the corners of his mouth turned up, revealing that trademark evil smile, very arrogant.

Daoist Jia and the old monk were twisting together on the ground.

Daoist Jia was on top, pinching the old monk's neck, and said angrily: "Your grandmother is a bear, an old bald donkey, you dare to be disrespectful to Brother Daoqian, you can't bear it!" Resolutely unbearable! Look grandpa, I won't strangle you! ”

The old monk didn't look at the loss of his teeth, and when he got into a fight, he called a fierce one, hooked Jia Daoshi's neck violently, and bit him in the face.

Jia Daoshi roared: "Third uncle and grandma, let go of grandpa!" You are a lewd monk, it doesn't matter if you harass a girl, even an old man like me won't let go. Although grandpa knows that he is handsome and handsome, can you have a face? Ahhhh......h you~mother~, you really bite! Disfigured grandpa......"

Dao Qian took a cigarette in his mouth and laughed: "Okay! Attaboy. The old bald donkey is amazing, come on, don't bite his face, bite his mouth! Haha, if you two dare to have an affectionate kiss, I'll send you out immediately. ”

Chen Feng's father and son are even more funny.

They are slapping each other.

Chen Shi's face was already swollen, and Chen Feng gritted his teeth with a gloomy face.

After a long while, Chen Shi said cautiously: "Dao Qianzhen, we have both been smoking for half an hour, you see, can you let us rest for a while...... Just take a little rest, and we'll smoke it later. ”

Dao Qian snorted coldly: "Don't stop!" Stop, I'll get you out of here! Follow me, and you must have the consciousness to follow me. Whatever you are asked to do, you will do obediently. Hum! Dare to do it to me before, and kill you without a sword, which is already considered merciful. ”

The little monk couldn't help it, and said angrily: "Hey! Dao Qian, I originally thought that Huangquan was a demon Dao. Now it seems that you are inferior to Huangquan. He can save our lives at a critical moment, and you, who say you want to save us from it, coerce and induce, make us kill each other and humiliate each other. You...... You...... Do you still have a little bit of humanity? ”

Dao Qian grabbed the sword violently, full of murderous aura, and said gloomily: "Say one more word? ”

The little monk who does not quit: "Hmph! If you have the ability, kill me! Don't think we're soft persimmons. I don't have to be afraid of you. Look at my tricks! ”

He slammed a somersault, clasped his hands together and chanted the Buddha's mantra aloud: "Great power is infinite, the Buddha's light shines, Vajra destroys demons, and Arhat is reincarnated!" Descend the dragon Arhat, awaken! ”

However, unsurprisingly, it still didn't work!

Dao Qian sneered again and again: "Funny! The reincarnation of the bullshit dragon descending Arhat, I think you are the reincarnation of a fool. Litter! One says another, you people, it's all rubbish! ”

I frowned and walked into the cafeteria: "Stop! Dao Qian, are you going too far? ”

Dao Qian: "Haha? Am I excessive? Good! Very good! Since you're here too, I might as well make it clear today. All of you, all of you will die! I have commanded the ghost king here to kill you all. Hehe...... After I kill you, I'll kill the ghost king here. When I go back, it's a big job! Your death is framed on the ghost king, and there is no proof of death! Don't look at me like that! Worship me for being smart? Worship me for your wit? Hehe...... Worship me to your heart's content. Anyway, you don't live long, and when the ghost king comes, it's your time of death! ”

PS: Good night!

(End of chapter)