Chapter 381: Silly Comparison (First Update)
Lao Jia and Sikong immediately got up.
The two of them were angry and had red faces and thick necks.
Lao Jia scolded: "Your grandmother is a bear, despicable! ”
The old monk was angry: "Don't stop me!" I'm going to kill him! ”
He rolled up his sleeves and got ready.
Lao Jia shouted: "Monk, come on, I absolutely control you for this matter!" ”
The old monk then rolled up his sleeves: "That's right! People and gods are angry! Man and God are angry! Maoshan accepted such a disciple, it is really unfortunate for the Daomen! Today, I will clean up the portal for Maoshan! ”
Chen Shi handed him a knife: "Master, him!" ”
The old monk pushed the knife away and gritted his teeth: "Do you need to use a knife?" I'm going to pinch him alive. Otherwise, it will be difficult to understand the hatred in my heart! ”
Chen Feng: "Stand out...... Everyone stepped back...... Make room for the Master. It's convenient for the master to get his hands on it! ”
The old monk still rolled up his sleeves and kept wincing at him.
Bujie was stunned for a while, oh, suddenly realized, slammed a backflip, and shouted, "Master, I'm here to help you!" Let's master and apprentice, kill him! ”
The old monk kicked him away and scolded: "You idiot, Lao Tzu is asking you to stop me!" ”
Chen Shi and his son: "......"
Lao Jia: "......"
Little Monk: "............"
Dao Qian's face was full of disdain, and he sneered: "A group of teases! ”
I said, "Dao Qian, have you ever heard a word?" There is much help for the righteous, but little help for the unjust. I advise you, if you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself! ”
Dao Qian laughed: "Huang Quan, have you made a mistake?" Now, which of us is enlightened and who is unenlightened? Even your pig teammates have betrayed you. What other face do you have to say this? ”
Lao Jia immediately ran to me and scolded at Dao Qian: "Let your third uncle and grandmother's bullshit!" I've always been on my brother's side. If he wants to kill you, I absolutely support it. And help him mentally. ”
The old monk and Bujie also ran over: "The poor monk also supports this little benefactor." Although he almost killed me last time, and even though he stole the great white turtle of our Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple, I still support him 100% in this matter. I will replace the Bodhisattva, the Buddha, and the Vajra Arhats, and give him a thousand praises. ”
Chen Feng's father and son also ran over.
Chen Feng said: "Brother, your Taoism is the highest here. You fight the main force, we will give you a helper, there are many of us, the group beats him to death. ”
However, I didn't say anything about it here, Dao Qian snorted coldly, pinched a sword duel in his right hand, and the magic sword dragon groaned, and it flew directly out of the sheath and flew to his hand.
The old monk, the little monk, Jia Daoshi, Chen Shi, Chen Feng, were so frightened that they climbed back three or four meters.
Paralyzed, I'm full of black lines!
None of these goods are normal.
Dao Qian snorted coldly: "Huang Quan, take a closer look, this is what you call Dao and many helps?" Hehe...... Do you rely on these fools to help you? A bunch of unrighteous goods, it's good not to cheat people. Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk to you, and it's already a waste of my feelings to talk nonsense with you. As soon as the ghost king comes, I will let you see what it means to be truly enlightened and unrighteous to be helped and unjust! A wicked man is his own hell? Hahaha...... In this world, it has always been the strong who are respected. Whoever has a hard fist is the boss! Whoever is strong will live for a long time......"
At this moment, the gray sky suddenly rolled dark clouds.
In the dark clouds, the fierce and irritable voice of the ghost king sounded: "Not bad! In this world, whoever has a hard fist is the boss! Whoever is strong will live long! Ge Laozi! Little brother Daoqian, what he said is really good next door! ”
The ghost aura of Sen Sen suddenly permeated the whole world around him!
It was as if the world had ended in an instant.
Looking up at the sky, dark clouds covered the sky, and there was a three-meter-tall, hideous and ugly ghost king standing on it, with a green face and fangs, red hair, nostrils facing the sky, and a pair of fiery red eyes the size of a bulb, constantly spewing fire. Between the gestures, the thunder rumbled, the heavens and the earth shook, and the powerful and incomparable coercion came to the face, Chen Feng's father and son turned pale with fright, and their legs and stomachs trembled.
The ghost king has one in one hand and two hammers!
The hammer is super large, a bit like Thor's hammer, the handle is one meter long, and the hammer body is a large stone with a diameter of half a meter and a height of one meter.
This stone is different in that it was originally white. It's like white marble, but at this moment, it has long been soaked in blood and dyed scarlet. Blood red all over! Inside and out.
Lao Jia: "It's broken, it's broken!" Tengyun came in the mist, saying that he was an immortal, this is really a ghost king! Miserable! Miserable! It's dead this time! ”
The monk of Sikong held the hand of the unquit, the old tears were full of tears, and he had already begun to leave his last words: "Good apprentice, when the teacher dies, you have to remember that it is worth burning more incense and candles for me every year, and the most important thing is to help the master burn some paper figures, which must be women!" All kinds of female stars, all kinds of swallow thin ring fat, all kinds of big breasts and butts, remember! Remember! ”
Chen Shi and his son sat on the ground in fright, their faces were like ashes, still desperate.
Dao Qian took out another cigarette and put it in his mouth, tilted his head and lit it, glanced at the Ghost King, and was arrogant to the bone: "Don't talk nonsense, do it!" ”
Ghost King: "Good! Listen to the orders of the elder brother of Daoqian. Zombie Hammer! Smash it for Lao Tzu! ”
Suddenly, the giant hammer in his hand flew out, rumbled and cracked, and smashed down directly.
Daoist Jia and the old monk Sikong hugged each other in fright, screaming non-stop.
Chen Shi shouted: "Wife, I'm sorry for you!" ”
Chen Feng cried and shouted: "Xiaofen, take good care of our children, in the next life, I will definitely love you for a lifetime." ”
The little monk's face was also pale.
And yet, just when everyone thought they were going to die today.
The giant hammer that was about to hit everyone's heads suddenly circled around and slammed towards Dao Qian's head!
Rumble!
A large crater with a radius of ten meters was smashed into the ground.
If it weren't for Dao Qian's reaction fast enough, at this moment, he would have hung up.
He didn't hang up, but he was embarrassed.
The sledgehammer smashed the cafeteria to pieces, sending broken bricks and plaster flying everywhere......
He was disgraced, and the cigarette in his mouth didn't know where it flew for a long time, and there was only a cigarette butt left.
Dao Qian gritted his teeth and yelled at the ghost king in the sky, "Are you particularly sick? I'm asking you to kill all these people, not letting you smash me! ”
The ghost king roared: "Little cub of Maoshan, don't talk nonsense to Lao Tzu!" Your mother is a thumper, dare to threaten me? Dare to command me? Dare to force Lao Tzu to do things? Take advantage of people's danger...... No, taking advantage of the danger of ghosts, you don't pee and take pictures, even if your Maoshan head comes, do you dare to do this? Look for death! Today, you're looking for death! ”
Lao Jia and Monk Sikong were stunned for a while, pushed each other away, patted their bodies with disgust, and asked me curiously: "Little brother, what's the situation?" ”
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