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The Tang Emperor's holy oracle, a feast of ministers.

Of course, the most important thing is the Tang San burial who solved his daughter's illness and helped him clean up the dragon soul that had been pestering him for more than half a month.

At the beginning of the banquet, the Tang Emperor opened the Golden Mouth, and the Tang Dynasty buried the Tang Dynasty Holy Monk and the Holy Emperor's royal brother.

At the beginning, Tang Sanfu was very happy to accept the shameful title of the holy monk, and the only thing that made him feel criticized was the holy emperor's royal brother, which made him feel that he was being taken advantage of by Li Er.

Why can't a royal brother be a royal brother? Why do you have to be older than a poor monk?

It's just that just when Tang Sanfu was about to open his mouth to refuse, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, which made Tang Sanfu very happy to accept the title of this royal brother.

As for the reason......

Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!

Royal brother, Jade Emperor!

Although it's just a mouthful of addiction and a hidden ear, it reads the same after all.

Think about it, when the grinding goblin is coquettish with himself in the future, a 'Jade Emperor Brother' will not only be crispy to the bones, but also cool to the bones!

I used to envy the title of the monkey Monkey King, but now that my royal brother (Jade Emperor) comes out, it doesn't seem to be much worse than a monkey, right?

Seeing that Tang Sanfu happily accepted his gift, Li Er was very satisfied.

took Tang San's funeral's hand into the table, and let Tang Sanbury sit beside him, in the same column as himself, and there were civil and military ministers sitting on the left and right below, one person and a low table, and the banquet was placed on the table by the palace maid from time to time.

For a time, it can be said that the guests and hosts are happy.

Well, if you don't look at Tang San's disgusted and tangled expression when Li Er held his hand, the word "guest and host" should still be very appropriate.

As for Tang San's disgusted eyes, His Majesty Li Er selectively ignored them.

Nonsense, I am the son of the Tang Dynasty, in the whole world, who would not regard it as an honor to be able to be held by me to show grace, how could they dislike it.

So, delusion! It's all a delusion!

Comforting himself in his heart, Li Er picked up the wine glass and drank all the wine in the cup.

Putting down the wine glass and looking at the song and dance performance below, Li Er's face was complacent.

In today's world, the world is peaceful, and the people live and work in peace and contentment.

The only two troubles that bothered him, his daughter's illness and the ghost of the cicada, were all solved by Tang San's burial, and Li Er at this moment was particularly comfortable.

Comfortably, even the Hu Xuan Dance, which I watched many times on weekdays and didn't have too many new ideas, became beautiful and moving in Li Er's eyes.

To the point of pride, Li Er couldn't help but turn his head, took Tang San's hand and asked, "Royal brother, do you feel that this song and dance are still satisfied?" ”

This time, Tang Sanfu didn't give His Majesty Emperor Tang face again, and directly pulled his hand out of Li Second-hand with a disgusted face, and the expression on his face was full of ugliness.

Looking at the corners of Li Er's mouth twitching for a while, Tang Sanfu also felt that he seemed to be too faceless for Li Er.

Therefore, in order to remedy it and save Li Er's face, Tang Sanfu chose to divert the topic.

Considering that Li Er was also a decent person and wanted face, Tang Sanfu looked at the song and dance performance below and nodded.

Just as he was about to speak, Tang Sanfu suddenly remembered that his master had given him a task before.

Subconsciously pulling open the system panel that he was already familiar with, Tang Sanfu saw that the task of the scourge of Datang that flashed to remind him of its existence also showed an unfinished state.

Without too much entanglement, in order to take care of Li Er's face, Tang Sanfu opened his mouth euphemistically.

"If you sing and dance, it's a true song and dance, and it's the dancer......

Li Er's face darkened, "Brother Yu thinks that these dancing singers are not serious?" ”

Tang Sanfu ignored Li Er's black face, nodded, and shook his head again.

His Majesty Li Er looked stunned, "The royal brother nodded and shook his head again, what does it mean?" ”

Tang Sanfu sorted out the wording, "This person is also a serious person, but these people come to dance the Hu Xuan Dance, but it is a little inappropriate." ”

After all, he is a virtuous monk in his own eyes..... Well, well, there is no virtue, but even if it is a monk who lacks virtue, it is still a monk.

So as soon as Tang Sanfu said this, Li Er became serious, "Where is it not appropriate?" ”

Tang Sanfu looked at the group of singers below who had no ring fat and only Yan Thin, and shook his head, "They..... Too skinny. ”

"Too skinny?" Li Er was stunned, what the hell is the reason for this, "Isn't it good to be thinner?" In the past, there was a dancer Zhao Feiyan, who could dance between the palms and fingers of people, and it was a good story in history, and the singer was ..... Shouldn't you be thinner? ”

Listening to Li Er's words, Tang Sanfu glanced at His Majesty Li Er with disdain, and asked in His Majesty Li Er's inexplicable expression,

"Your Majesty knows that, according to effective statistics, two adults in the Three Realms died of obesity and disease."

Li Er was stunned, he really didn't know this data, and he didn't know which effective data it was.

It's just that......

"Isn't this probability already very high? Twenty percent died of obesity! ”

After listening to Li Er's answer, Tang Sanfu didn't speak, so he stared straight at Li Er, which made His Majesty Li Er's heart a little hairy.

"Royal brother, I ..... Did I say the wrong thing? ”

"Alas!"

Tang Sanfu shook his head helplessly, "Since Your Majesty knows that twenty percent of people die of obesity, why didn't you think that the other eighty percent of people died of non-obesity!"

Doesn't that say anything? ”

Li Er was stunned, "Explanation? ”

Tang Sanfu patted his bald head helplessly, "Why doesn't Your Majesty understand it, what do you want to explain, our ancestors have already given hints!" ”

"Please also ask the royal brother to make it clear, what hints did the ancestors give?"

"Didn't Your Majesty pay attention?

In the words left by our ancestors, most of the words that express human organs will have month characters, such as liver, gall bladder, spleen, lungs, kidneys, stomach, and brain.

And in the same way, words like fat and fat also have a month of words, what does this prove?

This proves that our ancestors want to tell us that obesity is a normal state.

Looking at the unhealthy words - disease, tuberculosis, hernia, malaria, sores, madness, Your Majesty looks at the word 'thin' again, can't you understand something?

This is what our ancestors are telling us - thinness is a disease that must be cured. (Mythical World, Default General Modern Chinese)

This unprecedented remark directly stunned Li Er.

Intuitively, he felt that there was a big problem in what he said, but listening to Tang Sanfu's reasoning, he couldn't find the slightest rebuttal.

"Why, Your Majesty still doesn't believe it? If you don't believe it, Your Majesty can order the imperial doctor to integrate the death cases in the world to see if there are less than 20% of the fat people and 80% of the thin people in the dead population. ”

At this moment, Li Er really didn't know how to refute.

He always felt that Tang Sanburi's remarks seemed to have a lot of bad points, but he couldn't find anything to refute.

Even after listening to Tang San's funeral and laying out the factual data, Tang Sanfu also specially ordered the imperial doctor to do statistics.

This statistical result shows that the truth is really as Tang Sanfu said.

When the real data was put in front of him, His Majesty Li Er couldn't help but be a little suspicious, could it be that being thin is really a disease, and being fat is normal?

Could it be that the aesthetics of people in the world today are all deformed?

Then, His Majesty Li Er thought of a lot of words, such as wealth, which describes a person who has good living conditions and looks healthy.

Another example is Zhuangshu, it seems that every word related to health has a vague connection with fat.

Let's look at words that describe people's poor health, such as skinny and skinny.

In the end, His Majesty Li Er came to a conclusion - thinness seems to be really a disease.

In view of this, His Majesty Li Er issued a decree - from now on, everywhere the Datang Iron Horse passes, fat is beautiful.

Of course, this fat is not the kind of fat that is as wide as a body of fat horizontally and vertically, but the fat that is plump.

Originally, Tang Sanfu just wanted to fool Li Er and see if he could make trouble for him, but whoever thought that Li Er would really be fooled by himself.

Of course, he doesn't have much guilt in his heart, not to mention that the future of the Tang Dynasty in history is based on fat as beauty, although he doesn't know if history is rewritten because of his words, although he also knows that the history of another world is up and down for 5,000 years, and there is also the Tang Dynasty that is beautiful with fat.

However, his actions can be regarded as helping the history of the current Tang Dynasty to get on the right track, right?

Of course, after really fooling Li Er, in order to make up for the debt to those girls who couldn't get fat, he told Li Er another piece of data.

Scientific studies have shown that more than forty percent of women in Datang died of dystocia due to premature childbearing age and unopened pelvis.

More than 30% of women suffer from diseases after giving birth due to the early age of marriage and incomplete physical development.

This data, Li Er was shocked again.

And unlike the controversy over the fat and thin, these data were so bloody in front of Li Er and the civil and military ministers of the Manchu Dynasty that His Majesty Li Er personally issued a holy decree to amend the national marriage law.

A woman who is born before the age of 16 is not allowed to marry, so even if she marries at the age of 16, the time of giving birth will be at least after the age of 17, which will reduce the chance of death in childbirth to less than 10%.

Of course, these are all afterwords, and the data is not something that can be found out on the spot at the current banquet.

In fact, after disgusting His Majesty Li Er for a while with the theory of being fat and thin, and watching His Majesty Li Er suddenly become lacking in interest from his original ambition, Tang San's mood was already wonderful.

When he was in a good mood, he went to enjoy these singing and dancing performances, and he ...... I really feel more and more dissatisfied.

"Stop!"

When the song and dance performance was finished and the singers were about to change the tune, Tang Sanfu called it off.

apologized to Li Er, who was still black-faced, and Tang Sanfu walked off the stage in person and ran to the musician's side.

"That, you tunes, they're too sour, they're not suitable for dance music."

In a word, it directly confused the musician.

The musicians glanced at each other, and said in their hearts that after so many years, these tunes have been danced together, and you told us that our tunes are not suitable for dancers, is it possible that you can still make a suitable song for dancing as a monk?

Of course, although he was slandered in his heart, but in the face of the Tang Dynasty holy monk, who was particularly favored at this time and no one dared to provoke, the musician still bowed very respectfully, "I don't know what kind of music the holy monk thinks is suitable for dance music." ”

Tang Sanfu thought for a moment, and his gaze swept over a musician's face.

"Well, it's not who I'm targeting, I just want to say..... I would like to ask all of you..... Who can play a song in the Pure Land of Bliss? ”