Lying on the ground, Tang Sanfu looked like he had nothing to love, and he didn't even have the slightest interest in the food that had made his eyes shine before.

It wasn't until half an hour had passed that Tang San's body regained its intuition from the paralysis.

"Master, I'm your own apprentice!"

He said with a resentful expression, rubbed his gurgling belly, and looked at the fact that there was still nearly half of the food left on the table, Tang Sanfu was not too hot or cold, and directly started eating again.

After eating the remaining half of the food, Tang Sanfu clutched his bulging belly and fell comfortably on the bed.

"Cool! I can live such a day every day, and I don't change it for a fairy! ”

After eating and drinking, Tang San, who was refreshed, fell to the bed, and after a short time, he fell into a deep sleep.

In the dream, he became a famous monk of the Three Realms, the Buddhas chanted sutras for him, and the Bodhisattvas asked him to teach the Dharma.

In the dream, he tore the mountains of the two realms with his hands, stepped on the quicksand river, split the heavenly road with one palm, and shattered 100,000 mountains with one drink.

In the dream, he married a beautiful wife and concubine and lived a happy life.

On the wedding day, the guests and hosts were happy, unveiled the red hijab, drank a glass of wine, and as soon as he threw the bride on the bed, he was ready to hehehe.

And then.....

"Bang Bang!"

There was a sound of beating outside the window, and I vaguely heard the shouts of 'the weather is dry, watch out for the candles'.

In high spirits, with a wave of his hand, he cut off the sound of the outside world, ready to continue his unfinished hehehe.

And then.....

"Bang Bang!"

Tang Sanfu was just about to scold, but suddenly thought that he had already separated the voice?

Subconsciously turned his head to look out, this turn of his head...... And the dream awoke.

"Bang Bang!"

Outside the door, the knock sounded for the third time, and Tang Sanfu rubbed his sleepy eyes and got up from the bed.

While sorting out his clothes, he was still muttering in his heart.

What does the bride grow up to do?

Why can't you remember a little?

However, how do you vaguely remember that the bride seems to have very thick hair on her body, and even her hands and face are covered with fluff?

Remember that the bride's nose seemed to be particularly high and her ears seemed to be particularly large.

And then..... There seems to be a long ...... Long ..... Beard?

Subconsciously shuddered, Tang Sanfu was completely sobered up by his own brain supplement.

Mamma Mia, it's so terrible, no wonder other people's monks can't marry.

If the bride is like that, if you have to live with a guy with a face full of faces, a high nose and big ears, and a beard every day.

Thinking of that kind of picture, Tang Sanfu felt that he would rather be lonely for the rest of his life!

"Amitabha, ...... monks"

Damn, why do other monks have the rules and precepts of not being close to women, but the poor monk here is only one who doesn't speak?

"Master! Let's discuss, is it okay to add a monk to the door rules and not be close to women? ”

Tang San's request for burial naturally did not get the slightest response.

Oh, and it's not without a response.

"Bang Bang!"

There was another knock on the door, accompanied by a whispered inquiry.

"Elder Tang, have you rested?

It's night, Your Majesty is waiting for you in the Liangyi Palace! ”

The Hall of Two Rites?

Tang San was puzzled, did Li Er sleep in the Liangyi Hall at night? Office breaks, so frugal?

After thinking about it again, after all, he is a fake Taoist apprentice and a fake monk, and it is normal for others to avoid themselves in the harem.

It's better during the day, but at night, it's really inappropriate for me to casually go in and out of the harem, maybe that's why Li Er chose to wait for himself in the Liangyi Palace.

Thinking about it like this, Tang Sanfu understood.

"It's coming!"

In response, Tang Sanfu opened the door from the inside and walked out.

With the beautiful little palace maid all the way to the Liangyi Palace, Tang Sanfu saw that Li Er was reviewing the folds there, and on Li Er's side, there was also a little Lori.

If his memory is not as bad as that of a goldfish, this little Lori should be Li Liqing, the princess of Changle who was cured of anorexia by him today.

Sure enough, after hearing the footsteps and seeing Tang Sanfu walk in, Xiao Lori walked a few steps forward and bowed to Tang San's funeral, "Lizhi thanked the mage for his kindness." ”

Looking at the polite little Lori, Tang Sanyu nodded, "The princess doesn't have to be polite, curing the sick and saving people is a matter for the poor monks." ”

Li Lizhi got up at this time, and the whole look was soft and glutinous, polite, and vividly interpreted the four words of everyone's girlfriend.

Tang San's funeral was constantly emotional, what a good little Lori, she was beautiful and sensible, much cuter than the little goblins who grinded the dead in the Dead Man's Mountain.

Think of the fox spirit with attractive eyes, the rabbit spirit with red eyes that stare at people at every turn, and the Roshan Xiaohei who left dozens of properties and a whole industrial chain to his father.

Oh my god, there's no comparison! There's no comparison!

Or maybe it's a goblin in a small place!

Li Lizhen's funeral ceremony with Tang San was over, and Li Shimin finally finished the performance in his hand.

Putting down the fold, Li Er raised his head and looked at Tang Sanfu, "The mage is here, it's night, the demon dragon may come at any time, I don't know if the mage has rested, I take the liberty of ordering someone to invite me, and I hope that the mage is not strange." ”

Tang Sanfu arched his hand perfunctorily at Li Er, "I've seen Your Majesty." ”

After bowing his hand, Tang Sanfu straightened up and shook his head at Li Er, "Strange is naturally not strange, killing demons and helping the world is what it is my and other monks' responsibilities to do so."

It's just that Your Majesty may have mistaken one thing. ”

"Oh?" Li Er was stunned, "I don't know what the mage said?" ”

Hearing this, Tang Sanfu smiled, sinister and treacherous.

Just when Li Er was laughed at by Tang Sanbury, Tang Sanbury stretched out a middle finger and pointed at Li Er..... behind him.

"The demon dragon is not likely to come at any time, but it has already come."

Rub!

It is said that once he was bitten by a snake, he was afraid of the well rope for ten years.

Xu was frightened out of the psychological shadow by the old dragon king, after hearing Tang Sanburi's words, and seeing Tang Sanburi's expression that didn't seem to be joking, Li Er jumped up from the dragon chair, didn't care about knocking down the painful thigh of the table, and jumped directly to Tang Sanburi's side.

"What the mage said, but it's true?"

I have to say that after all, it is a generation of emperors, and when he was frightened like this, except for a little trembling in his voice, Li Er didn't stutter at all in one sentence.

This made Tang Sanfu secretly admire in his heart.

Nodding, Tang Sanyu turned his head to look at the dragon chair that had been knocked over.

"This king is also curious, how did this little emperor who treacherously killed his brother and imprisoned his father have the courage to invite his two door gods away, it turns out that he invited a guy with real skills."

At the same time as Tang Sanfu looked over, under the dragon chair that was knocked over by Li Er, a headless ghost gradually appeared.

"Hey, hey, monk, I think you are not afraid of the ignorant, don't think that you can really do whatever you want with a little Taoism, this king is the soul left by the real dragon, but it is not comparable to ordinary ghosts.

I advise you not to meddle in your affairs, otherwise the time will ..... Don't blame this king for being ruthless. ”

The headless ghost was not headless, his head was being carried in his hand, and at this time half of his head was exposed under the dragon chair, his mouth was open and closed, and he said words that made people want to step on him a few times.

As a matter of fact...... Tang Sanfu really did this.

patted and saw the headless ghost suddenly, so frightened that he directly squeezed his father aside and got into the shoulder of Princess Lori, who was pregnant with him, and signaled the other party not to be afraid, Tang Sanfu let go of Luo..... The princess walked straight to the headless ghost's side.

Lift your right foot and lift it up high.

"Bang!"

One foot on the chatter mouth of the headless ghost, three circles on the left, three circles on the right, twisting the neck, twisting the buttocks, and using the toes as the axis, crushing on the mouth of the headless ghost.

"Pretending to be forced, huh?"

"Dragon King, huh?"

"Pull search is ruthless, isn't it?"

Tang Sanfu kept exerting force under his feet, "Du Te was pressed under the chair and couldn't move, and he was still pretending to be forced with me."

If you want to pretend to be forced, please climb out from under the chair first, okay? ”

Tang San's mouth was also damaged enough, if the old dragon king would be able to get out for a while, he would still lie under the dragon chair and talk to him like this, regardless of his image?

After all.....

The dragon king doesn't want to lose face?

If you become a ghost, you have to be face-saving.

The reason why he didn't come out was not because he didn't want to, but because he couldn't get out!

What's that holding him down?

Dragon chair!

What is the Dragon Chair? The exclusive throne of the emperor of a country, it can be said that the one who sits on it is the supreme emperor.

The dragon chair represents the fortune of a country, and the dragon chair is the important weapon of the country.

This dragon chair, for ordinary people, may just be an unattainable throne.

But for demons and monsters, and even ordinary immortals, this is an unshakable heavy weapon.

Once pressed down by the dragon chair, it is equivalent to pressing the luck of a country and the will of hundreds of millions of people in a country.

Mo said that he Jinghe Old Dragon King has become a ghost, even if he was still the Dragon King, with his little scum strength, he was pressed under this chair, and if no one helped him up, he would have no chance to turn over.

Tang San's burial is so good, how many goblins who want to eat his flesh have been plagued since he was a child, and even the thousands of years old demon like the old demon of Montenegro has killed him.

I don't know how many bad fights I fought, I was proficient in cheating, abduction, and stealing magic skills, and I knew the true meaning of taking advantage of his illness to kill him.

At this time, if you don't fall into the well, it is difficult to pull the old dragon king out from under the dragon chair, and the two sides will put up a heads-up in the ring!

"You..... You let me go! ”

was broken by Tang San's burial path, and the old dragon king's voice was a little unnatural.

Syllable!

Tang Sanfu squatted down and slapped the old dragon king's head, "Come out by yourself!" ”

"You..... You have what it takes to let me out. ”

Syllable!

"You have the ability to climb out on your own!"

"You..... You take advantage of others, you are not a hero! ”

Syllable!

"The poor monk is a monk, not a fucking hero."

"You.... Have the ability to let me out and go heads-up! ”

Tang Sanfu raised his hand and shook it, so frightened that the old dragon king closed his eyes, and finally did not fall.

"Heads-up, huh? The poor monk satisfies you! “

As he spoke, Tang Sanfu let go of the foot that was stepping on the old dragon king's head, and sat down cross-legged directly beside the old dragon king.

"Nan Mu Ta Po Ye ~ Dojo Cut ~"

In Tang San's burial mouth, a Sanskrit sound sounded, which made Li Er and the others fascinated by it, and even the old dragon king couldn't help but change his face.

"You..... Mahayana mantra! ”

The old dragon king was shocked, he was really shocked, he never thought that a monk in the world would understand the true meaning of Mahayana Buddhism.

Syllable!

Tang San, who was still solemn one moment ago, was directly slapped on the old dragon king's head the next moment.

"Wrong, it's an upgraded version of the Afterlife Mantra - an upgraded version of the Afterlife Mantra!"

God knows that when he said this name, Tang San was buried in his heart..... There is not a little bit of shame.

Old Dragon King" ...... That's it, the old dragon has confessed to planting, and he can get Mahayana Buddhism to go straight to reincarnation, and it can be proved that in the next life, the old dragon has nothing that he can't let go. ”

As he spoke, the old dragon king gave up his resistance and was completely immersed in the transcendent Sanskrit sound of the upgraded version of the Death Mantra.

After a while, the old dragon king's resentment was gone, and he was fished out from under the dragon chair by the light of the introduction, standing in the void and bowing to Tang Sanfu and Li Er.

"King Tang, Xiaolong is offended.

Holy monk, Xiaolong thanks the holy monk for his grace, if you meet in the next life, there will be a great reward! ”

The light of the connection dissipated, and the ghost of the old dragon king descended to the underworld and disappeared completely.

Tang San got up and looked at the direction in which the old dragon king had disappeared, and couldn't help but blush.

"Amitabha, but the poor monk is in love, if you have to admit it earlier, how can the poor monk give you the pain of purgatory for 500 years before reincarnation?

After 500 years of eighteen layers of hell, I hope to see you again in the next life..... The dragon king donor can not forget his original intention! ”

Li Er: "......"

Li Lizhen: "......"

Palace maid guard: "......"

MMP, it turns out that you are such a holy monk.