"Kung Fu", this is a Hong Kong Island movie released in 2004, the plot is funny, the special effects are cool, when you sit in the cinema and enjoy it, it is called a light-hearted and happy.

However, when the movie becomes reality, it may not be so pleasant for the traverser to wear it, especially like Zhao Lei, who wants to save the world.

When he first arrived, Zhao Lei felt that his head was big for a while, not because he had just stepped on a foreign devil, but mainly because the difficulty of this task made him a little worried.

Of course, the so-called difficulty does not lie in how vicious the people in this world are, nor is it afraid that the level of the characters in the plot is too high, but mainly ......

"I do know that if it's a world like "Iron Man", it's equivalent to a hero's growth history, an alternative personal biography, with a very distinct theme, and if you want to distort the theme of the world, you only need to get the main character, for example, to turn Iron Man into Iron Man.

So, what should I do if the subject matter like Kung Fu is ambiguous? Do you want to turn the 'kung fu' of the rivers and lakes into a hooligan brawl? ”

Zhao Lei's head was big for a while, and after thinking about it, he was still puzzled.

At this time

"You, you, you, are you a human or a ghost?" A trembling female voice rang out beneath her.

It turned out that there was also a bare-bottomed woman here, who was trembling on the quilt at this time, looking at the traverser who suddenly appeared with fear on her face.

This woman is obviously Chinese, about 20 years old, if she didn't say it with a clear conscience, she didn't look bad, but unfortunately at this time, because of nervousness, her face was distorted, and she lost a few colors out of thin air.

What's even more embarrassing is that she can be beautiful without makeup, but she has a mouth full of exaggerated lipstick, and the cyan foundation on her face is as thick as putty scraping the wall, and the blush on both sides is not called blush, it is purely two blood-red pancake marks.

Zhao Lei was on the bed, looking at her condescendingly, the taste in his heart was indescribable, and he couldn't explain it.

Don't get me wrong, even if he Zhao Xiaoer mixes again, he won't have any thoughts about this woman that he shouldn't have.

If you guess correctly, there is a sixty percent chance that this woman is in the skin and meat business, and three percent is likely to be the outer room that the foreign devil raised outside without a share, and the remaining less than one percent is the foreigner's wife.

Of course, that foreign devil can't be called a foreign devil now, to be precise, he should be called 'a bunch of proteins that are gradually getting cold and corrupting'...... The goods were trampled on and broken by Zhao Lei, who suddenly appeared, and was killed in seconds.

"What am I going to do with you?" Zhao Lei looked at this female compatriot from another world and scratched his head a little.

"I, I didn't see anything."

Hmph, this kind of dialogue is so nutritious, it makes it clear that he is talking nonsense with his eyes open.

To be honest, Zhao Lei doesn't have a good impression of this woman, and feels ashamed of her profession, especially this kind of foreign devil business;

But, on the other hand, he really can't hate her, after all, this era is the darkest and weakest era in Chinese history, a weak woman is struggling to survive, maybe she can also feed a large family by the way, what position do you have to accuse her?

Thinking of this, Zhao Lei's heart softened by three points and decided to let this woman go, but in order to prevent her from shouting and screaming and attracting a third party, she had to be stunned first.

The idea is certain, but I saw a gloomy smile on the face of the surnamed Zhao, and with a vicious bare of teeth, he directly launched the comprehensive transformation of werewolves and vampires, and suddenly revealed a black and fluffy wolf kiss.

My mother, a Chinese illiterate young woman in the 30s, where have I seen this? The sound of 'Er~er' in his mouth was directly frightened.

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"My name is Ah Xing, and my friends on the road call me Brother Xing when they give face.

It's been a few years since I came out to mix, and now I've finally come out of it, and I'm a notoriously ruthless character in Shiliyangchang.

But whoever offends me will either be dead, and I will be slashed with a knife in my hand, and I will die a terrible death.

Even if you don't die, it's not far from death, you offended my brother Xing, and you still want to have a good one?

Let me think about it, what should I do, is it a lotus? Fall head over heels? Or the Huangpu River feeds the fish?

Forget it, don't think about these bad things, your stomach is hungry, let's go eat first.

Think about it first, where should I go to eat later?

The rich man still forget it, their abalone is rancid, it doesn't smell good, you have to change to another one, Desheng Building is okay......

Hey? Why is the house shaking, is it an earthquake? ”

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"Brother Xing, wake up, Brother Xing, Brother Xing, don't dream, I'm hungry ......."

"What's that?"

Zhou Xingxing opened his misty eyes, and he couldn't react for a while, and looked at the fat boy Cong who was as fat as a pig in front of him in a daze, and only after a long time did he realize that he was dreaming just now, and he was suddenly angry.

"I'll kill you fat pig! If you have nothing to do early in the morning to disturb people's dreams, I will kill you. ”

Lao Tzu rarely has a sweet dream, am I easy?

Zhou Xingxing scolded in his mouth, and while chasing the fat boy Cong and slamming him, the chickens and dogs suddenly jumped on the side of the road.

"Brother Xing, Brother Xing, stop fighting, don't fight, I'm hungry, let's go ask for food."

It's good that Fat Tsai Cong didn't speak, but when he spoke, Zhou Xingxing was even more angry, and immediately kicked him, "Want food?!" You just want food! Your whole family needs food! ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I remembered wrong, I should have asked for money, ah no, I should have said that the fat sheep were slaughtered, and the protection fee was right...... Don't hit me, hit me again! ”

Zhou Xingxing stopped when he heard this, crossed his hands on his hips, and screamed: "Yo, you still have the ability?" Turn your face, can you turn one and show me? ”

Fat Tsai Cong is very angry, even if you are the boss, you can't abuse me like this every day, right? Turn your face and turn your face, who is afraid of whom.

I saw that the fat boy put the coat on his shoulder, pulled his hair, and then stretched out his hands with a vicious expression - grabbed his cheeks, turned hard, and turned hard.

Slightly, slightly, slightly, I will turn my face and be angry with you!

Zhou Xingxing originally saw that this fat boy was full of momentum, and thought that this guy had finally grown up, but he didn't expect it to be like this in the end.

Looking at the appearance of the fat boy flicking his tongue wildly, he couldn't help but look dark in front of him, he mixed with such a person, and the future was dark.

That's it, go and rest......

Zhou Xingxing helplessly picked up the coat on the ground, turned around and left, with the fallen leaves rolled up by the autumn wind, for a while, his back was very gloomy.

"Brother Xing, wait for me...... Where are we going to ask for food... Where do you go to slaughter the fat sheep? Fat Satoshi chased after him, chattering on the side.

"I'm going to eat, do you want to come along?"

"Okay, okay...... But the is so unpalatable, can it be changed to another one? ”

Ahh

"You can go!"

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