Chapter 28: Chartered Woman, You Hit the Wrong Person.

Ten Mile Ocean Field...... The surrounding area, the Bund in later generations, and the pig cage village on the outskirts of the city today, is staging a comedy at this time.

Zhou Xingxing and Fat Boy each wore a crumpled suit and a long trench coat, wore a bowler hat, and crossed their hands to the barber shop in the pig cage village, intending to pretend to be the Axe Gang to extort money.

"Excuse me, who is going to get a haircut?" The explosive who likes to show half of his ass asked politely.

Zhou Xingxing pointed at the fat boy, "My eldest brother." ”

On the other side, Fat Tsai Cong has been holding a straight face and not speaking since he entered the door, dragging it like 2580000, waiting for a haircut with an expressionless face.

Click, click, click, done.

"Alright, thanks for five cents."

Looking at Fat Tsai Cong's new hairstyle, 'Axe Gang Little Brother' Zhou Xingxing sighed.

"Beautiful, isn't it?" The popping is still very proud.

"Why are you so pretty? Who told you to be so beautiful, find faults? ”

Zhou Xingxing chattered a lot, reasoning, and laying out the facts, which means that you have a big deal, and the big brother of the axe gang relies on the ruthless face to eat, isn't it purely smashing people's jobs by cutting people's hair so beautifully?

But I see that you are so in love, everyone is harmonious and makes money, as long as you burst the pulp and casually set up ten tables and eight tables of tea to admit your mistakes, just hello, I'm good, everyone.

"Oh~, so you blackmailed me." Burst the pulp suddenly realized.

"Huh,...... Big brother, give him some color to see. ”

The 'big brother' was already asleep, and the fat boy was full of suckers.

"Oh! You're miserable, my eldest brother is going to cut people when he wakes up, and the axe helps the eldest brother! ”

"I'm not afraid, even if I kill one, there will be thousands of me"

Burst!

I couldn't help it, and I laughed.

Zhao Lei was sitting outside the fried ghost noodle restaurant at this time, eating noodles while watching a good show, and he was happy in his heart: "I'll go, even the dialogue is exactly the same as the movie, there are really two people in the world." ”

……

It's the second day of the crossing, and after hard work, he's now a serious resident of the slum.

Yesterday, I came out of the Yichun Courtyard...... Don't get me wrong, this is Zhao Lei's bad luck, he went directly to the brothel, not to go in to consume.

After coming out, he thought about it for a long time, but in the end he couldn't figure it out, so he had to plan to follow the plot line for the time being.

"Or, first change the lives of a few plot characters, maybe you can get some martial arts cheats or something?

Alas, that's it for now. ”

First, I took a turn around the neighborhood, blocked a lone glasses guy in the alley, and after a fat beating, I easily got dozens of oceans.

Then I was not in the mood to see this modern ten-mile foreign field, so I went directly to find a place where coolie drivers gathered, and it didn't take much effort to inquire about the news of the pig cage village.

Knowing that the other party knew the road, Zhao Lei asked: "Master, how much does it cost to go to the pig cage village?" ”

"Just you? Just give me a dollar. ”

The rickshaw driver was a simple man, probably thinking that his asking price was a little too high, rubbing his hands, and said embarrassedly: "You know, it's starting to get into the night, and the price is a little higher, so you have to run a few miles in the dark." ”

"Okay, let's go now."

"Well, sit tight."

Taking the rickshaw all the way out of the city, Zhao Lei noticed that there were obviously many black suits gathering sneakily on the street, and he knew in his heart that there was probably a guy who looked like Director Feng who was going to be unlucky, so he crooked his mouth, and was not in the mood to care about the life or death of the crocodile gang boss.

Sure enough, when passing by the door of a police station, I vaguely heard a very distinctive voice, "Also!" Yes! Who! ……”

This thing didn't run away, Zhao Lei was happy in his heart and hummed a little song.

……

After arriving at the pig pen village, there were no twists and turns, and it was easy for him to rent a room, with a monthly rent of three yuan, and a total of 18 oceans, long-term rent.

There's no way, who let the fat woman in front of her only accept regular tenants.

Zhao Lei looked at the living charter woman in front of him, and was quite curious about her iconic curling iron, and he didn't know if he had to take it with him when he went to sleep, anyway, he hadn't seen her take it off when he was watching a movie.

"Can a kung fu master be so willful?"

Don't understand.

The charter wife stared at Zhao Lei suspiciously, the other party's thin skin and tender flesh, stained, looked like the son of the landlord's family, and he was obviously not a good person.

She seriously suspected that this little white face was uneasy and kind, and she didn't know what the hell she was thinking...... "Oh~, could it be that she fell in love with Ah Zhen?" Hmph, phew, shameless! ”

Zhao Lei doesn't know how people arrange him in their hearts, otherwise, when he thinks of Storm Tooth Zhen's appearance, he will probably be able to vomit out all the overnight meals.

"Little ghost, you'd better be honest with me."

The charter lady stretched out her fist, squeezed it hard in front of Zhao Lei, and flew an expression of 'if you are not a dishonest lady, she will flatten you', and then she raised her chin and went downstairs.

Only Zhao Lei was left stunned, completely confused, "When did I offend this fat woman?" How did I not know? Besides, it's still a 'little ghost'? Lao Tzu is 28 years old, is it good, neurotic. ”

That's it, there was nothing to say all night, and the time came to the present, at this time.

The farce is still going on.

Zhou Xingxing and Fat Tsai Cong were planning to extort the pulp, but they couldn't imagine that these poor tenants in the pig cage village were very united, and when they saw that the pulp was being blackmailed, they all stood up to support the pulp.

Lying down, I'm afraid that there are many of you, can the people of the 'Axe Gang' be afraid?

Zhou Xingxing, who had an unfortunate face, stood up and wanted to fight alone.

I saw that he held up his shriveled chest, like a little teddy with teeth and claws, and he was still very reasonable, and said with a scolding in his mouth: "What, make a bird?" The rules of the rivers and lakes, heads-up, are one to one, and no one is allowed to foul...... The aunt who took the green onion, you come out. ”

The aunt really stood up.

Zhou Xingxing's words were very inadequate, "Look at it, you think you can beat me, you, I let you punch me, hit me." ”

Call...... bang

"Poof!" Xingzi spit out a mouthful of blood and scolded his mother in his heart, why is this eight women so strong? For a while, I wanted to die.

"What are you doing, auntie?"

"I'm a plower."

“……,”

……

Zhao Lei couldn't hold back, leaned back and closed his smile, without concealing it at all, and went directly to the front with a bowl of noodles to watch the excitement.

I didn't expect to suffer an unwarranted disaster, which was happy, but was suddenly attacked from behind.

Syllable!

It turned out that the charter wife slapped him from behind, and slapped it on the back of the head, directly slapping Zhao Lei staggering, and the noodle bowl in his hand was unstable.

"Damn, charter wife, what are you crazy about?"

"Am I crazy?"

syllable

"Make you laugh!"

Smack, the chubby fat hands took turns to come over again and again, and they were still specially headed.

Bang Bang Bang ......

"And there's more! You've hit the wrong person, and the blackmailers are over there! ”

Zhao Lei is on fire, of course he can't stay stupidly and be beaten, but no matter how much he jumps up and down, and does all his efforts, he almost doesn't open the gene lock and transforms, and he actually even has a little dragon girl...... I can't even see how the charter wife is doing!

Just because he laughed a few times, he was chased and beaten by a top master, and he couldn't hide, Zhao Lei quickly sank his face.