34, nickname

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"Nickname, yes I do need a code name, save myself trouble." As he spoke, Wade began to wander outside the object and started to be stunned.

Luo Bei followed Wade's gaze and found that directly above the bar counter of the bar, there were several blackboards hanging with some names written on them, and some numbers were marked behind the names.

"What's that?" Luo Bei asked curiously.

"Ah, that's a game where everybody bets on the people who sign up for the race. That player dies first, then the person who placed the correct bet splits the prize evenly. ”

Little Glasses glanced up at the small blackboard and explained to Luo Bei casually.

β€œshit! Wade, I found out that I was so damn that I could never win. Because I'm crushing you! When the little glasses saw his name written in Wade's column, he was immediately not calm.

"It's a sad story." Luo Bei shrugged his shoulders, a little gloating.

"Sadness indeed. How about it, do you want to place a bet too? ”

"I don't have any money! Now the pockets are cleaner than the face. Mader, I have to think carefully about how to make money, I can't be like that little spider, flashing around, delivering takeaways. ”

"With your physique, you still need to deliver food everywhere? Do you know where this is? It's a mercenary paradise, man! Do you still have to worry about money with Wade? ”

Wade came back to his senses at this time, reached out and patted Luo Bei's shoulder: "Welcome to the world of men, my brother!" ”

The little glasses glanced at Wade, and the expression was about to vomit: "Wade, you are now like being bitten by a Shar Pei dog with radiation." Why don't you call Shar Pei Dogman? Or Daredevil? (Note)

"Wade, he's the same as you?" Luo Bei was shocked by the small glasses.

"I don't know, but it's probably different. It could be when I said something to him. ”

Wade said, glancing at the small blackboard on the wall again: "I've decided, I'm going to call Captain Deadpool!" ”

"Are you ready to form your Deadpool legion?" Luo Bei asked in surprise.

"No, I'm just going to rob the job of that guy who likes to run around the world wearing the national flag."

Wade paused after speaking, and then laughed: "Just kidding, my home country is Canada, I'd better call Deadpool!" Yes, it's Deadpool! ”

Deadpool, who decided his future title, was obviously in a very good mood now, walked into the bar without seeing it, poured three glasses of wine, and then turned out of the bar and handed Luo Bei a glass casually.

"Alright, I'm Deadpool from now on, let's celebrate!" After speaking, he touched the wine glass with Luo Bei and the little glasses, and drained the wine in the glass in one gulp.

"Next up is you, Law. What nickname do you want to call? The Flash? ”

"It's not good, I don't like it, wearing a leotard with tomatoes and scrambled eggs, running around the street."

Luo Bei also dried the wine in his hand in one gulp, and the wine was like a red-hot knife, burning from Luo Bei's esophagus all the way to his stomach: "What is this?" Alcohol? ”

"You can't really enjoy it, this is the famous vodka! It's still top-of-the-line. Suddenly realized that his right hand clenched his fist and smashed the palm of his left hand: "Hey, guys, this guy won't drink like the author?" ”

"Like whom?"

"I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to some boring people."

"Boring people?" Although Luo Bei listened inexplicably, after all, he knew that Deadpool was born to break through the dimensional barrier, and thought that he was talking to the moviegoer, so he didn't feel a fuss.

"Nothing, you'll find out sooner or later." Deadpool patted Luo Bei on the shoulder: "It's not called Flash, so how about calling Thor?" ”

"Can you imagine what it would be like for me to wear a red cloak and carry a broken hammer in my hand? And I think my image is more like Loki than Thor. ”

β€œOMG! I didn't expect you to have this kind of implicit brother-control attribute.! ”

"I don't, I'm not going to deal with that megalomaniac." Luo Bei thought about Thor's image and felt goosebumps all over his body: "How about I call the Avenger?" ”

"Ha, that's a good idea, you can be a natural ally with those saboteurs, and you can kick that Thor in the ass when the time comes!"

"Well, I'd better just keep my nickname here. The object of my revenge is currently only the bald guy, and I want to roast his little Ding Ding little by little! Speaking of bald guys, Luo Bei gritted his teeth with hatred.

"When he recovers my little face, it's up to you to dispose of it. Now we have work to do. ”

Deadpool picked up the glass of the glasses and drank it dry: "How about some small gifts for our new friends?" After speaking, he looked at Luo Bei again: "Do you know how to use a gun?" ”

"I've only fired six bullets in my life, and the only guy I killed was with the muzzle of a gun to my chest."

The little glasses glanced at Luo Bei and spread his hands: "I don't have children's toys here." ”

"Well, looks like we're going to have to spend some more time. Let's go, we still have a lot of work to do. With that, Deadpool stood up and walked out of the bar.

In the next few days, Luo Bei followed Wade to do several small tasks. The task is very simple, it is nothing more than to intimidate a few hairy children, Deadpool doesn't have to show up, Luo Bei can easily do it alone.

Luo Bei and Deadpool, who made a little money, the first thing the two of them did was to buy a large roll of off-white cotton cloth for Deadpool.

Deadpool returns to the rental house with a cotton cloth. Then, I didn't know where to find a sewing machine that I didn't know how many hands, and I started to do handiwork.

"What are you doing here?" Luo Bei leaned against the door frame, eating the pizza in his hand and said.

"Don't you see? Of course, it's making uniforms. Deadpool didn't lift his head and continued to get busy with the work at hand.

"I didn't expect you to have this craft."

"yes, I didn't think of it either, who knows what the screenwriter thinks, maybe it's because I had a miserable childhood?"

When Robe saw Deadpool again the next morning, Deadpool had already done his work and was walking around the living room wearing his creations.

"Good morning, Rowe. I'm done, would you like to get you a copy too? There's still a lot of fabric left anyway. Deadpool said as he twisted his ass.

"I understand, to be honest, your uniform is really ugly. I don't have the courage to wear it. ”

"It doesn't matter, no one cares anyway. Let's go, starting today, we're going to start our plans! The first thing to look for is some little mice,

And then follow the clues, little by little, dig that damn Brit out of his rat hole! ”

After saying that, he put the hood on his head, stuffed the pistol into his clothes, and turned to go out the door.

Note: Shar Pei alludes to Spider-Man, and Daring Dared alludes to Daredevil Man