33, Deadpool is born

Wade was running in front while talking to Luo Bei: "Don't you know a lot about me? It seems that there are many things that I don't know myself, but you seem to know. ”

Luo Bei rubbed his nose, although he knew in his heart that Deadpool knew that he was a comic book character. When this scene really happened in front of my eyes, it was still a little difficult to understand.

"Why do you say that?"

"I don't know. It's just that all of a sudden, you should understand. And I think the screenwriter of Twentieth Century Fox is still reliable as Baby Biddy, at least it won't make me dance awkwardly in front of the enemy. ”

"And you know the X-Men?"

Luo Bei was a little curious, Wade seemed to know that he was a comic book character after he mutated.

"Those mutants in tights? I think we'll have access to it. ”

Luo Bei and Wade were chatting while running.

I have to say that North America is really vast and sparsely populated. The whole town is not that big, just a main street, and the two ran out after chatting.

Along the main road leading to the town, the two of them kept jogging all the way.

During this period, I also encountered a team of patrol officers, two policemen driving a police car with flashing lights.

He stopped Luo Bei and Wade and asked casually: "Who are you, what are you doing so late?" ”

Wade was not flustered at all, and raised his hands: "We are running at night, just to exercise our bodies." ”

"Hold the front of the car with both hands and don't move."

Luo Bei has watched a lot of movies, so he knows that when he encounters the police in North America, it is better to be obedient and cooperative, otherwise people will really shoot, Wade is not afraid of being shot, Luo Bei can't stand this.

The two policemen touched Luo Bei and Wade up and down, and found that there was nothing on them, so they ignored them anymore, turned around and got into the car and left.

The two ran until dawn and then returned to the city.

That is, Luo Bei's physical fitness has improved tremendously. Otherwise, before he worked in a coffee shop, he wouldn't have been able to keep up with Wade's speed, let alone run all night.

And now, Luo Bei is a little wheezing, tired but really tired, but more because of the physical weakness caused by the torture.

And Wade is even more exaggerated, probably because of the role of self-healing factors in the body. Wade is still alive and well, but he is much more energetic than when the two of them just escaped.

As the sky gets brighter, there are more and more pedestrians on the street.

It is said that in the early hours of the morning, two joggers will not attract much attention. Even if Luo Bei is an Oriental, it will not attract much attention in this kind of immigration country.

But the two ran all the way, and more and more eyes were on here. Of course, not because Luo Bei is good-looking, but because of Wade's terrifying face.

Wade, who felt the gaze around him, had to put the hood on his clothes on his head, hoping to reduce his attention.

But after all, it's already daylight. A hood that wasn't too deep really couldn't cover Wade's face, and the two ran to Wade's house amid the whispers of passers-by around them.

I saw that I was at Wade's house, but Wade suddenly froze. Standing on the street corner, he said nothing and refused to take another step.

"Wade, aren't you going home? Last night you said you wanted to see your Vanessa. ”

Luo Bei looked at Wade, who was cowering by the wall, and said helplessly.

"Luo, look at my face! Is there anything you'd like to say? ”

"It's disgusting."

"So I can't, I can't just go to Vanessa." Wade lowered his head, his tone full of loneliness.

"Don't do that, Wade. We have to face life, and besides, aren't you coming back this time to meet Vanessa? ”

"Let me think again."

Wade thought about this for more than ten minutes, and it began to rain lightly in the sky.

Until out of the narrow corridor, a beautiful woman came out, holding a transparent mushroom umbrella in her hand.

Wade suddenly dragged Luo Bei: "Hurry up and keep up, that's Vanessa." How's that, isn't it spicy. ”

"I have to admit that you have a really good eye." Luo Bei looked at the hot Vanessa and nodded: "Don't follow, hurry up and go over to meet." ”

"No, I can't go through it like this." As soon as he said to meet, Wade was cowardly again.

Looking at Wade's inkblot appearance, Luo Bei couldn't stand it and opened his mouth to stop Vanessa.

Don't look at Wade's cowardice towards Vanessa like his grandson, but he is not soft at all towards Luo Bei.

Seeing Luo Bei open his mouth to scream, he quickly covered Luo Bei's mouth with one hand, and directly stuck Luo Bei's Adam's apple with the other hand.

The strength almost strangled Luo Bei to death: "Calm down, Wade." ”

It wasn't until Vanessa was far away that Wade let go of his hand.

As soon as Wade let go, Luo Bei directly punched him: "You are so sick, you are the one you want to meet, and you are the one who is not seen, what do you want to do with it!" ”

Wade punched Luo Bei, rubbed his cheeks, and said in despair, "I don't know either." Let's go, let's find a place to stay. ”

The place where Wade said he settled was a bar with a-style name.

The owner of the bar is a good friend of Wade, and just by looking at his appearance and having some artist's style, he doesn't look like a professional mercenary agent at all.

"Wade, I have to say, Luo's opinion is right, no matter what, you should meet Vanessa first, you can't imagine how long Vanessa has been looking for you."

"You let me see her like this?" Wade angrily lifted the hood from his head.

"Wow, it's disgusting, like an old and ugly avocado another one that's even older and uglier. What the hell have you been through? ”

Luo Bei was stupid after hearing this, sure enough, what kind of person makes what kind of friend, Wade's friend's mouth is even more stinky than him.

"That's why I can't see her!"

"What are you going to do in the future? Why don't you go to the movies? The way you look now, you don't have to wear makeup to play Fletty on Ghost Street. ”

Wade didn't care at all what his friend said, or at least didn't listen: "I'm going to find that hateful British!" Let him restore my handsome face, and then make a hole in his head! ”

"Wade, trust me, he doesn't have the skills." Although Luo Bei knew that saying this was useless, he still tried in vain to persuade Wade.

"Wade, you'd better put on a mask and never take it off. Because the way you look right now is disgusting. And you need a nickname. ”

This time, not only Wade ignored Luo Bei, but even his good friends ignored Luo Bei's words, or it may be that he knew that no matter how much persuasion he tried, it was pointless.