Grass Green, surnamed Grass Name Green, the word prefix wall, is an ordinary thought living on a certain thought planet called Lu Wuxing, an unusually determined headless faction.

And since ancient times, red and green have been matched, and his daughter-in-law is naturally apricot red.

Cao Lu hated that other guys joked about his name, called him green grass on the wall, and of course hated his daughter-in-law being called Red Apricot out of the wall!

Outsiders always laugh at Cao Lu for always wearing green clothes, saying that he will definitely cuckold in the end. Cao Lu didn't think much of this, and even mocked back.

"What's wrong with liking to wear green clothes, green represents environmental protection, represents health, and ignorant mediocrities always find it difficult to understand the connotation of cultured Sven people!"

Of course, as a headless man, Cao Lu has no head, so of course he doesn't need to wear a hat.

And the cuckold.

"Whoever loves this green thing wears it!"

Of course, sometimes Cao Lu will be a little suspicious of his good daughter-in-law, of course, only a little doubt, wondering if she is hiding some ulterior secrets - such as secretly hiding...... Delicious!!

As a gourmet, as a future food emperor, Cao Lu will definitely not tolerate his daughter-in-law stealing delicious food!

It's a pity that Cao Lu is a headless man, without a head, and of course without eyes, and of course he can't see things without eyes, otherwise he wouldn't have to suspect his daughter-in-law of stealing delicious food.

Suddenly, he thought that he had the stupid idea of envying the benefits of a headless man just now, but he was frightened of this unusually determined headless faction, and hurriedly raised his hands and read it aloud to the sky in the street.

"I want to solemnly declare that I am an extremely firm headless person, and the basic truth that a leader must be guilty is deeply rooted in my heart, and it is the basic obligation and right of all headless people to eliminate all headless criminals!"

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Why is there no mouth to speak, ventriloquism is the basic language of headless people from elementary school to adulthood; Why is there no ear to be obedient, the skin and bones of the whole body can feel the sound more, how wonderful the thin buzzing sound is; And what does it matter if you don't have a brain, how many people in the world don't think with their ass?

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Cao Lu suddenly felt that his stomach hurt unbearably, and it was really uncomfortable to think of himself holding a belly of ink with his buttocks.

Finally, it was smooth, but Caolu was not happy at all, and even preferred to endure the pain. The reason is too simple, because Caolu, who is a law-abiding headless person, has been seized by evil forces and locked in a room, a narrow room, an unusually narrow room.

Extremely dangerous, more than lucky!

Cao Lu decided to express his ambitions, otherwise he would regret his bones after a hundred years, so he danced and shouted.

"Headless is justice, and justice will be green!"

Steady footsteps sounded, and someone was coming.

A babbling sounded, and the door opened.

There were footsteps again, and they walked towards Caolu, but Caolu was not afraid, but immediately stood up, held his neck high, and faced the bleak reality!

Of course, Cao Lu had to be brave and fearless, because the complex ideology in his ass thought that he could die a decent death in this way.

Of course, please ignore his legs, Cao Lu is a dance lover, and it is normal for dance to penetrate into his soul and can't help but dance.

The two strong men in black used their hands to put up the shoulders of Cao Lu, and Cao Lu resisted as a matter of course, dancing endlessly.

Suddenly, the strong man in black paused, and the grass green who was held in the air also paused in horror. Though Grass Green had no head, no eyes, no sight, he touched—his hands did—heads, two heads full of rough flesh!

Head, head, is the most evil terrorist with a head! For the first time, the thinking speed of the grass green butt is so fast, setting a new record for the twenty-two years of grass green's life.

In an instant, he came up with an answer that frightened him, and a poem drifted through his heart, and the grass was completely panicked—if it wasn't my kind, his heart would be different.

I can't help but think of those terrifying bloody rumors that are recognized, Cao Lu is really scared!

But in the end, Cao Lu still decided to resolutely protest to the end, life is like a feather and dies like Mount Tai, Cao Lu thinks that he is a dignified headless man, and he must die to be valuable, so Cao Lu dances trembling and shouting in a hoarse voice.

"I'm green and resolutely don't want to be chopped into pig feed!"

"At the very least, it's good dog food...... Yes!

Smack! The snapping sound was loud.

The ass that the grass green used to think about was suddenly hit hard, and it was twice!

When the thought of a criminal being extremely evil flashed through the ass that Cao Lu used to think, Cao Lu fainted as a matter of course.

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A burst of mournful screams woke Caolu, and then he found himself in a large shape with some kind of leather thing holding his hands, feet, and neck, presumably a rope or something. It's a pity that he has no head, no eyes, and is blind, otherwise he can easily judge.

"Phew! What are you thinking, Cao Lu is the most determined headless warrior, and if you have a head, you will be guilty! ”

"Ahh Yes!! The screams of pain sounded again, and this time he was still beside Caolu, which really scared him, scared.

"What are they going to do? Did the evil headmen chop our compatriots into pig feed? ”

The world of the headless man is dark and devoid of any color, but it does not hinder the imagination of Caolu, and the thought of that bloody scene makes Caolu want to dance. Although he has no eyes and no vision, it does not hinder the urge to dance, and he is an excellent amateur and amateur dancer. He would never admit it, because he was afraid that he would be the next victim!

Moving, Cao Lu felt his body being abruptly translated by some kind of machinery, and then suddenly stopped, and then there was a wonderful sound of gear machinery spinning, and then a cool wind swirled overhead, and finally in a sharp pain, Cao Lu fell into a coma very directly.

In the haze, the grass seemed to wake up, but it seemed like it was just dreaming. He felt that he suddenly had a head, it was terrible, so it must have been a dream.

He clearly saw that countless headless people were firmly fixed one by one like assembly line products, like a soda bottle full of soda, mechanically moved to a specific position, fixed, and then a machine with a head stretched out from above, the dull head pressed against the neck of the headless man, and then spun up, and in a burst of sad screams, the headless man was naturally screwed on his head like a soda bottle being screwed on the cap.

"It's horrible, it's horrible! This, this must be a dream! ”

Closing his eyes, he fell into the familiar darkness again, fell into a deep coma, and the heart that was about to jump out of his chest was finally pulled back.

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