He was angry when he felt someone push him from behind, so he quickly woke up from his deep coma. When he opened his eyes, he quickly found the culprits - the two strong men in black behind him.

Judging at first glance, thick legs, strong hands and big chests are too strong to provoke.

Grass Green's face was a little ugly, and then he continued to look upward, and an important discovery made him happy.

Judging at second sight, there are heads, and the two men in black are both evil leaders that everyone shouts and beats.

"Hehe, stupid leader, dare to provoke you grass green general, obviously lighting a lamp in the toilet - looking for death!"

Staring proudly at the two black-clothed men in front of him, Caolu suddenly took two steps back, suddenly went berserk, pointed at the two black-clothed men, and shouted.

"Brothers and sisters, I've found two evil leaders, come and help kill them! Long live the headless, long live! ”

With an exaggerated smug smile on his face, Cao Lu knew that he was going to make a great contribution again. The official is knighted, the ancestors are glorious, and the three wives and four concubines are close at hand.

But the reality is cruel, and many times this sentence applies. The cruel reality is that it is quiet, quiet, and there is no noise and excitement of fighting in the impression of grass and green.

"What's the situation?"

Looking around at those who were fixed in place and staring at him, there was a kind of terror slowly spreading in the green heart, but he still danced and shouted stubbornly in a hoarse voice.

"Why don't you hurry up and kill those two leaders! They are wicked men who want to destroy the world...... There is a head...... Ahh

Suddenly, he finally discovered the cause of the air—heads, all people have heads, all people have heads. The grass-green face changed suddenly like the summer sky, and he covered his mouth tightly with his hands in extreme horror.

Then his hands trembled, and his feet began to dance again, for he suddenly realized that his hands were actually covering his mouth, and if he had a mouth, it meant that he had a head!

Hurriedly put his hands on both sides of the pointed chin, and held it hard, pulled hard, pulled hard, and the milk strength came out, and he was so tired that he was sweating profusely, and his head was naturally as stable as before.

As an unusually determined headless fighter, Cao Lu deeply felt that he had been defiled by a leading criminal, and the terrible fact almost broke his pure heart, and he couldn't help but feel sad in his heart, and he couldn't help but look up and mourn.

"Sad! ~”

Suddenly, Cao Lu felt that he had been pushed from behind, the performance was interrupted, and he turned back angrily.

But the people in black obviously didn't care about the anger of the grass, maybe they ignored it, or they were numb.

"You wall grass, you don't have to pretend to be a ghost anymore, the headless dynasty has died early."

A strong man in black said coldly.

"Come home! You are the last of the new humans to be transformed, welcome the wonderful new world! ”

The other strong man in black spoke in a slightly softer tone.

After speaking, the two strong men in black respectively took out the agent's sunglasses from their arms, put them on in a chic manner, and turned to leave. And the people standing still on the street began to flow again, leaving only a bewildered grass and green on the street.

The bright sunlight sprinkled on the grass green, looking down at his own shadow on the ground, the darkness made the grass green feel familiar and feel at ease.

"Hee-hee~" A familiar ridicule came into Cao Lu's ears, and he turned around angrily, and Cao Lu saw that it was actually a bare-ass kid who was laughing at him wantonly, and Cao Lu was really angry.

"Aunt is bearable, uncle is unbearable!"

"Don't run, stop!"

It's a pity that Caolu is not as domineering as the protagonist of the drama, his shouting did not make the little kid's IQ offline, and the clever little kid naturally grimaced at Caolu when he saw that the situation was wrong, patted his smooth buttocks, and ran away!

After chasing two streets, but after running twenty-two laps, Caolu finally chased the little kid as he wished. Sweating profusely, panting like a cow, his face was as red as Guan Wusheng, and the grass was lying on the bench and chair on the side of the garden road without any image, and a thought always echoed in his mind - he would never admit that he had deliberately lost it.

After resting for a while, Caolu felt that he was alive again.

Suddenly, another burst of laughter came into the grass green ears, and it was a burst, a wave of cheerful laughter.

"Aunt is bearable, uncle is unbearable!"

Grass Green decides to fight to the end, looking up to find the source of the laughter. Then he found out that it was not him who was ridiculed, and there were dozens or hundreds of people in the square watching the N-thousand-inch big TV, and the people who were ridiculed were naturally the people in the TV.

followed and watched from the crowd, and after watching it for a while, Caolu himself laughed and laughed wantonly with the crowd.

I saw a large screen playing the headless comedy movie that people love to see.

Movie Scene 1:

In the warm sun, it was a bustling scene of traffic, but the two cars soon collided with a loud bang, and then two headless men with crutches got out of the two scrap cars, and they angrily banged on the innocent lampposts on the side of the road with their crutches, and shouted together and scolded the alleged culprits.

"Haha, I don't know how I crashed, what a stupid headless man!" While watching the grass, I can't help but comment wantonly.

Movie Scene 2:

The headless old sheriff held up a piece of paper to a headed, the content was very simple - a large string of numbers was written under a person's avatar - the headless man looked at it carefully, the header was not wrong with him, and it was a very realistic color avatar picture, and most importantly, it was even more exaggerated to a value of 10 billion.

The headless old sheriff impatiently introduced to the headless wanted criminal at length that the person on this wanted list was a very dangerous headed-up criminal on the Lu Wu Thought Planet, and waited for the distant Twin Star Building to be hit by a plane, and finally the headless old sheriff sincerely asked the headless wanted criminal in front of him that he wanted to arrest.

"Have you seen this man?"

Looking at the wanted list of his own realistic avatar, it is worth 100 million, and the wanted man does not blink his eyes, shakes his head very seriously, and says to the headless old sheriff very responsibly and sincerely.

"No, I've never seen anyone with a head."

The headless old sheriff walked away in frustration and reluctance, and after a while he began to repeat what he had just done to the next person.

"Hahaha! It's so funny! Obviously, the wanted criminal is the head man who was questioned, obviously in front of him, the old sheriff can't recognize it, what a stupid headless man! ”

"Stupid headless, haha!" The laughing point is not ordinary, the grass is green, lying on the bench next to the park, laughing until it rolls.

Suddenly he paused, and then his whole body quickly stiffened, and then his whole body trembled like a trembling wood carving, and his mouth trembled.

"Foolish... Stupid ...... No ......" said and hurriedly covered his mouth with his hands, his muscles tensed, and he covered his mouth tightly.

After a long while, Cao Lu put down his hands covering his mouth, exhaled a long breath of turbidity, and habitually shouted to the sky.

"I want to solemnly declare that I am extremely firm......"

Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a crowd of people watching movies in the square not far away, and a curious person on another bench next to him.

“…… The basic truth that headless people must be stupid is deeply rooted in my heart, and it is the basic obligation and right of all headless people to eliminate all headless fools! ”

Bang bang, that's the sound of clapping. I saw the head of the black gentleman's costume next to the grass green who was curiously looking over with both hands and applauded in approval, looking at the grass green with a red face, he smiled and said gently.

"That's emotional, stupid headless."

The sudden words frightened the grass green face with sweat, sweat across the pointed chin, falling against the gravity, and a steady stream of water splashes bloomed on the white tiles under the grass green's feet.

"Yes! What a stupid headless man! ”

They looked at each other and confirmed their eyes, and the grass green also smiled with the head of the black gentleman's suit, but the smile was covered with sweat, it was smiling, it was stiff, and it was twitching.