Chapter 377: Catch them all

Promise you!

As soon as these three words were spoken, the pitiful face directly changed, and the brush became pale.

Damn, have you been disturbed by the Heavenly Demon? 、

I don't want Tang San to bury the talisman seal, it's a big deal that this temptation will not continue, and the deity will be directly revealed, and he Tang San will dare to play tricks with himself.....

Uh, he seems to really dare.

However, no matter what, he showed up and told him that this was a temptation, and what could he say in the face of the three bodhisattvas and the Virgin Mary of Lishan?

And what did you just do? I was in a hurry and shouted directly to promise you?

This...... As soon as this sentence came out, even if he changed back to Guanyin's identity now, it would be too late.

Isn't it even more embarrassing to change back now?

The question is, what is crazy in your brain to say such a brain-just sentence?

The demons in the heart, it must be the demons in the heart that affect them.

Well, this bastard Tang San is buried, every time I see him, there will be no good thing.

If it weren't for the fact that Our Lady of Lishan invited her several times, it would be difficult to refute the face of the big guy, and she would not have come to participate in this temptation.

What kind of urine is Tang San's burial, and the contact along the way can I still not understand now?

is also tempted, and in the end, it must be my own side that suffers.

No way!

After going back this time, I must resign from the Buddha and dare Tang San to take the position of Monkey King, Marshal Tianpeng, and General Curtain Circus West Heaven Scripture Affairs, and I must not be able to be anymore.

Just as Guanyin Bodhisattva was thinking like this, Tang Sanfu grabbed the other party's hand.

"Really? Poor girl, did you really agree?

Poor Monk ...... The poor monk is so happy, so happy, so happy.

It is better to choose the day than to hit the day, the poor monk is proficient in astronomy and geography, Qimen Dunjia, astrological mathematics, just calculated, today is the auspicious day of the zodiac, it is advisable to get married and avoid funerals.

Pity the girl, let's get married tonight! ”

was grabbed by Tang Sanfu's hand, and the poor girl subconsciously wanted to pull it out.

After a few strokes, he found that Tang San's big hands were like iron tongs grasping himself without moving, and he couldn't pull it out at all.

On the other side, the old woman who had been disgusted by Tang San's funeral before looked at the pitiful appearance, her eyes flashed several times, revealing a meaningful smile.

"Since Elder Tang has a crush on the little girl, and the little girl is also in favor of this marriage, the old woman naturally has no opinions.

Elder Tang is a virtuous monk, Elder Tang said that today is an auspicious day of the zodiac, and the old woman naturally believes what Elder Tang said.

Then it is better to choose a day than to hit the day, and today the old woman will give you two a marriage. ”

Tang Sanfu grinned and grabbed his pitiful hand, "Old Madam Xie is complete." ”

The pity who was caught by Tang Sanfu had a hurry on his face, and he glanced at the old woman, but the old woman turned a blind eye and directly ignored the past.

The two girls named True Love, looking at the expressions on the faces of Pity, leaned into the old woman's ear and whispered something, but saw the old woman shake her head and say, 'It's okay'.

Then, the old woman made a decision on the spot, and the whole house began to put up lights and prepare for the wedding.

Soon, an hour passed.

The sun has set in the west, and night has fallen.

I don't know what the old woman said to her three daughters, but there was no one to object to the marriage.

In the hall, Tang San was dressed in a big red robe, wearing a groom's hat, holding a red silk that helped the red hydrangea, and the other end of the red silk was held in the hands of mercy.

Pity is dressed in a phoenix crown, covered with a red hijab on his head, and dressed as a bride.

The auspicious time has come, and the second senior brother who has experience in marrying will act as the master of ceremonies.

"The auspicious time has arrived, please enter the bride and groom."

Tang Sanfu led Pity to the center of the hall.

"Worship heaven and earth."

Tang San was buried, frowned and glared at the second senior brother, "The second burial in the name of the teacher is to bury the heavens and the burial ground, and to worship the heavens and the earth again?" ”

The second senior brother looked confused, "Master, this is the process." ”

"Save, heaven and earth don't need to worship."

The second senior brother nodded, "Then..... A high church. ”

Tang Sanfu and Mercy bent down to bow to the old woman sitting on the top.

"Second worship...... Husbands and wives worship each other. ”

After the second bow, he remembered that he didn't worship heaven and earth at all, and the second senior brother hurriedly changed his words and almost flashed his tongue.

The two turned ninety degrees to face each other and bent down to bow to each other.

"Licheng, send it to the cave room."

The second senior brother's loud voice sounded again, and Tang Sanfu was about to walk towards the cave room with the red silk in his hand.

At this moment, which was already in the darkness of the night, there was a knock on the door in the distance.

"Bang Bang!

Bang Bang Bang!

Excuse me, anyone?

Poor monk Tang San burial, burial of the earth burial of the common people of Tang San, is from the Tang Dynasty in the east of the earth, go to the west to worship the Buddha to seek the true scriptures of the monk, today passing by the treasure land to see that the sky is late, come to spend a night, but also hope that the donor will make a convenience. ”

Quiet!

In the hall where he had just finished worshipping heaven and earth, there was a moment of deathly silence.

Tang San's burial?

There's a Tang San funeral outside?

What about this......

Everyone looked at the groom holding the red silk.

There was a Tang San burial outside, so who is this?

"The second burial of the poor monk Tang."

As if reading everyone's thoughts, the groom smiled politely and nodded to everyone, and then turned around.

"Third brother, is that you, third brother?

I'm your second brother Tang Er's burial! ”

"Second brother??

Is that you, second brother?

I'm your third brother Tang San's burial! ”

After the sound of 'squeak' opening the door, a monk who looked exactly like the groom walked in outside the door, and the two hugged each other and staged a big show of recognizing relatives.

Old Woman: "......"

Three daughters: "......"

The Great Sage and the Second Senior Brother: "......"

"Huh? I met Master's third brother so soon. ”

Sha Laosan looked at the monk who was hugging his master, licked his lips, and muttered in a low voice, "He looks delicious." ”

Great Sage: "......"

Second Senior Brother: "......"

The two glanced at each other and covered their faces in unison - scientific research has proved that people will die without brains.

......

"In this way, second brother, you are already married to a common person, and you have become a son-in-law here, and you don't go to the west to learn scriptures?"

The monk named Tang Sanfu looked at the 'Tang Erfu' wearing the groom's official costume and asked.

'Tang Erfu' nodded, "There are eldest brothers and three younger brothers who go to learn scriptures, poor monks...... Oh, it doesn't matter if I go or not. ”

Tang Sanfu nodded, with a look of agreement, "That's right." ”

Then, Tang San got up and bowed to the old woman who was looking at the exchange of the 'two brothers' with a suspicious face.

"Good old woman, poor monk...... There was also a reluctant request. ”

Old Woman: "......"

Audience: "......"

"You ......"

The old woman opened her mouth, and Tang Sanfu replied, "Just a glance, the poor monk saw the girl who loved love, and at that moment, the poor monk felt that he couldn't extricate himself from falling in love."

Therefore, the poor monk wanted to ask the old lady to fulfill it.

This daughter, one is fake, and this door-to-door son-in-law recruits two. ”

Before the old woman could answer, 'Tang Erfu' asked first, "Third brother, are you ..... You're not going to learn the scriptures? ”

Tang Sanfu shook his head, "As the second brother said, there are eldest brothers and two younger brothers in learning scriptures, and whether the poor monk goes or not will not affect the overall situation." ”

Crowd: "......."

It was another wedding, and it didn't take much time, after all, everything was ready-made.

After Tang San buried Ai's love, the two couples were about to walk outside the cave room when they suddenly ......

"Bang Bang!

Bang Bang Bang!

Is anyone there, please?

The four burials of the poor monk Tang, the burial of the sky, the burial of the ground, the burial of the common people, the burial of the four Tang burials.

Poor monks from the Tang Dynasty in the east of the earth, to the west of the day to worship the Buddha to get the true scriptures, today passing by your land, see that the sky is late, come to spend a night, hope that the donor will be convenient. ”

Everyone: "......"

When Tang Si buried the truth, and the old woman married all three daughters, the whole person already looked like she had been played.

However......

"Bang Bang!

Bang Bang Bang! ”

Just as the three couples were about to walk towards the cave room, there was another knock on the door.

"Is anyone there, please?

The five burials of the poor monk Tang, the burial of the sky, the burial of the ground, the burial of the common people, and the burial of the six burials of the Tang Dynasty.

Poor monks from the Tang Dynasty in the east of the earth, go to the west to worship the Buddha to seek the true scriptures, pass by the Guibao Temple today, see that the sky is late to come to spend a night, but also hope that the donor will make a convenience. ”

Old Woman: "......" this ..... This really stabbed the monk's nest, didn't it?

The most terrifying thing is that none of the three monks who were already standing in front of him could see the slightest fake, let alone any trace of change.

So much so that she couldn't help but start to have some doubts in her heart.

Could it be..... Are these monks real??

Could it be that the old Tang family really gave birth to five monks in one nest, and all five monks went to learn scriptures?

MMP, do you five monks have a father, and that father is called Tang Yugong?

There is no end to the number of children and grandchildren?

However, even if it is true, there are already three monks, and the three monks have all married their own 'daughters', and now there are no daughters to marry, so Tang Wufu can't make any more trouble???

However......

"Mrs. didn't know, after giving birth to a poor monk, her mother died in childbirth, and the poor monk lacked maternal love since he was a child, so the object of his affection was also older.

The poor monk had just come in, and he felt it the moment he saw his wife...... Madame is the person the poor monk has to wait for in this life.

I also hope that Mrs. will not give up and do not refuse the friendship of poor monks.

If the lady is willing, the poor monk is willing to give up the west to learn the scriptures, and stay in this house to take care of the lady and several beloved daughters with several brothers. ”

Old woman: "......" MMP, are you a nest of monks or a nest of bandits?

Three-light policy?

Even if it is the three-light policy, when will there be a new policy for marrying light?

This is exactly what you want to catch all of them, and all four mothers and daughters will be married!

Looking at the old woman who was directly stunned there, the four brothers of the Tang family glanced at each other, "Anyway, it is enough for the eldest brother to learn from the scriptures, and my brothers are also happy to be at ease, and they are more willing to stay in the house with each other, and hope that the woman will be fulfilled." ”

When he said this, Tang Sanyu was still secretly speculating in his heart.

Speaking of which, I don't know if I can verify the doubts that have been haunting my heart for more than ten years.

The scene of the four saints trying to Zen their hearts, if they really stripped away Guanyin, who had become pity......

So the women's clothing boss who became a teenage girl, is it a real girl's body, or is it bigger than himself after being stripped naked?