As soon as Sha Laosan's words came out, the eyes of others looking at him were not good.

Your master is obviously a serious nonsense, you can't hear it?

If you don't say anything else, let's just say that your master's name is Tang Sanfu, but he just calls himself his second brother, so you can't hear that he is talking nonsense?

How stupid are you? Brainless, isn't it?

Then the Great Sage and the Second Senior Brother thought again.

Damn, this thing seems to be really brainless now.

Well, then don't worry about him.

In his heart, he silently forgave Sha Laosan for being brainless, the Great Sage leaned on the pillar with his hands in his arms to watch the play, and the second senior brother's small eyes swirled on the old woman sitting next to Tang San's funeral from time to time.

A pair of eyes dripping, I don't know what bad idea I was thinking.

Listening to Tang San's unreliable introduction, the old woman's whole person was not good.

His eyes looked at Tang Sanfu, and he couldn't say a word after opening his mouth for a long time.

After a long time, the old woman took a sip of tea, and then adjusted her mood.

"So, according to what the senior monk said, the team that was ordered to go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures is not only you, the senior monk?"

Tang Sanfu nodded, "Naturally." ”

After thinking about it, he added, "Take the team before the poor monks, the elder brother of the poor monks, Tang Yiburi, who can rest after burying the common people, is ahead of the poor monks in the matter of learning scriptures."

My brother was ordered by the King of Tang to learn scriptures, and accepted four apprentices along the way, one who made a big mistake and was trapped in the Five Prisons Mountain, a pig demon who violated the rules of heaven and was beaten down in the mortal world, a quicksand spirit who was trapped in the quicksand realm, and a white dragon horse who traveled thousands of miles a day.

The poor monk is called Tang Erfu, and the people of the rivers and lakes are buried in the sky and the burial place of the Tang Er, and it is rumored that the poor monk can live forever after eating a piece of meat.

Therefore, in order to be able to walk to the West Heaven alive and not be sent directly to the West Heaven, the poor monk subdued the Monkey King who was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, the Marshal Tianpeng who teased Chang'e and was demoted from the room five hundred years ago, and the curtain general who overturned the glass cup and was trapped in the quicksand river five hundred years ago.

With these three apprentices here, the poor monk's hope of obtaining the true scriptures has greatly increased. ”

A Tang San funeral looked at the old lady, and continued to talk serious nonsense.

After the poor monk left the Tang Dynasty, the Tang King successively issued an order to send the three younger brothers of the poor monk.

Burial of the sky, burial ground, burial of the common people of Tang San's burial.

Burial of the sky, burial of the ground, burial of the common people, burial of the four Tang burials.

and the youngest and most powerful fifth brother of the poor monk - the five burials of the Tang Dynasty, the burial of the sky, the burial of the ground, the burial of the common people, and the burial of the six paths. ”

Old Woman: "......"

This didn't poke the monkey's nest, it directly stabbed the monk's nest, right?

And what kind of family are you?

One by one, they either buried the world or buried the common people, and what was even more terrible was that they buried the six realms and didn't even let go of themselves?

Be cruel to others and be cruel to yourself, right?

MMP, the nonsense is so unreliable, how can you make people believe it?

How to believe?

Nature is superstition.

Well, the so-called superstition is to believe in it in a daze.

So the old woman hypnotized herself, listening to Tang San's nonsense, and at the same time she was so confused that she didn't know why she believed Tang San's nonsense.

Tang Sanfu was so angry that he directly interrupted the old woman's planned plan.

After a long time, I remembered my purpose.

And then......

"According to what Elder Tang said, since there are no less than five teams to learn from the scriptures, it doesn't seem to be inferior to Elder Tang's team, right?"

Tang Sanfu shook his head, "Otherwise, even if the poor monk is only one of the teams in the scripture-learning team, it also represents one-fifth of the great cause of scripture-learning, which is still very important." ”

The old woman took a deep breath, "Let's put it this way, the old woman has a reluctant request here, I wonder if the elder's wish will be fulfilled?" ”

Tang San stretched out his hand, "Old lady, but it doesn't hurt to say it." ”

"That's it..... The old lady was blessed, and her husband died early, leaving her three daughters and the old woman, orphans, and widows to guard the family's business.

Now that the three daughters have grown up one after another, and the old woman is also getting older, she thinks about recruiting a son-in-law for her daughter, so that she can inherit the family's inheritance.

Today, as soon as I saw the elder's talent, I wanted to keep the elder in the village, marry a daughter to the elder, and accept the elder as a son-in-law, I don't know what the elder thinks? ”

It seemed that she was afraid that Tang San's funeral would not agree, and the old woman also added, "Anyway, there are five elder brothers, even if the elder stays, there are other Tang elders who go to the west to learn scriptures, don't delay the business, and ask Tang ......."

Before the old woman could finish speaking, she was interrupted by Tang San's burial.

I saw Tang San get up from the chair in a hurry, his eyes widened, and he glared at the old woman with a red face and panting, "Son-in-law?" ”

The old woman's heart said, "Are you going to bite me or what?" But he nodded.

"I know that this matter makes Elder Tang feel embarrassed, but it's just ......"

The old woman's Tang Sanfu, who was forced to wait before she could say anything, interrupted, "No, it's not embarrassing, it's not embarrassing at all." ”

Tang Sanfu walked quickly to the old woman, and bowed down to the old woman, "Don't hide it from the old woman, although the poor monk is a monk, because of his low age and deep cultivation, he has never broken off his seven emotions and six desires."

When I entered the door, I saw a daughter in Madame's house.

is not afraid of the old lady's jokes, just the first time he saw the young lady, the poor monk felt that the poor monk was in love.

At that moment, the poor monk felt that he had lived for nineteen years, not to become a high monk, but for this journey to the west.

And the poor monk's journey to the west this time is not to learn the scriptures, the reason why he will embark on this road of learning the scriptures is completely because God wants to fulfill the fate of the poor monk and the young lady. ”

Old woman: "......., what the hell do you look like you can't wait?"

What about your virtuous monks, who are not close to women?

What about your more than ten years of practicing the rules and precepts?

When you travel west to learn from the scriptures, what about the decision not to give up if you don't reach Lingshan?

Now, why did you tell me that you fell in love just by one look at my daughter??

Now you tell me that you have only discovered today that the meaning of your life is not to learn the scriptures, but to come here on the way to learn the scriptures and meet my daughter?

I......

Come on, the deity's demon ....... No, the demon banner doesn't work for monks.

What about the deity's demon refining pot?

Fetch it for the deity, and the deity will stone this turtle grandson to death.

"Old lady?"

Seeing the old woman's eyes staring at her, looking like she was going to eat people, Tang Sanfu subconsciously felt a little weak.

Damn, wouldn't you know that you ate Wuchao Zen Master?

Shouldn't it??

At that time, the corpses had been destroyed, and the land of the local mountain gods had been cleaned up.

The poor monk is a monk, a dignified holy monk, they should not suspect that the poor monk ate the golden crow.

Fortunately, Tang San's brain supplement did not let the old woman in front of him know, otherwise the legendary demon refining pot might have really smashed on his shiny head.

"Huh? Oh..... What does the elder mean....... Willing to be a door-to-door son-in-law in the old woman's house? ”

The old woman had a strange expression and looked like she had eaten a fly.

Tang Sanfu nodded again and again, "Willing, naturally willing."

It is better to ask the old woman to invite the young lady out, and the poor monk wants to ask the young lady's opinion on the spot. ”

"True, love, mercy, come out to pick up ...... Come out and meet some of the elders. ”

The old woman turned her head out of the corner of her eye twitching and shouted behind the screen.

"It's coming~"

A reluctant reply sounded from the two of them, and three young women with light veils half-covered came out from behind the screen.

But I saw the woman named Zhenzhen, about two decades old, sinking fish and geese, and closing the moon and shy flowers.

It is called the eighteenth year of love, and it is also a country and a city, and the country is fragrant.

The last pity, I don't know what is on my mind, there is a bit of sadness between my eyebrows, and there is a little bit of Lin Daiyu's 'autumn window has felt that autumn is endless, how can the autumn rain help desolation'.

As soon as the three girls came out, Tang Sanfu snorted and ran to the youngest pity.

"The second burial of the little monk Tang, the second burial of the Tang Dynasty in the sky and the burial place, it is rumored in the rivers and lakes that after eating a piece of meat of the little monk, he can live forever and ascend to immortality, dare to ask the girl's name?"

The poor girl was caught off guard by Tang San's burial, cowardly, and replied shyly, "I..... My name is mercy. ”

After speaking, the poor girl directly turned her head and stopped looking at Tang San's funeral, looking shy.

In fact, she was afraid that if she looked at Tang Sanzang again, she couldn't help but smash her mutton fat jade net bottle in the face of this undisciplined monk.

Tang Sanyu nodded, "It turned out to be a poor girl."

And I ask the poor girl to forgive the poor monk's presumptuousness, so that the girl may know.

I just saw you for the first time in front of the door outside the house, and the girl's figure has already entered my heart.

Your voice and smile, your every move and deed, have been deeply imprinted in the hearts of the poor monks, lingering.

Knowing that after seeing you, the poor monk realized the meaning of his life, not in practice, not in learning scriptures, and not in the Tang monk meat that can make people immortal by eating a piece of it.

The poor monk was born to meet you.

Pity the girl, in order to be with you, the poor monk is willing to give up the West to learn scriptures, the poor monk is willing to take off his robe and return to the world, and the poor monk is willing to go to the house to be a son-in-law.

Girl...... Are you willing to accept the heart of the poor monk and be with the poor monk? ”

Seriously, people have lived for so many years, where have they seen such a battle?

Don't say that it's a fake lady, even if it's true, who has ever seen such a coquettish confession in these years

was buried by Tang San's sudden commotion, and the poor girl 'me' several times in a row, but she couldn't say a complete sentence.

Seeing this, Tang San's eyes rolled and he thought about it.

"By the way, when it comes to returning to the world, the poor monk Xitian learned the scriptures, and he was still enlightened by Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Now that he wants to marry a layman and no longer go to the west to learn scriptures, he naturally has to inform the Bodhisattva so that the Bodhisattva can know. ”

As he spoke, as soon as Tang San turned over a piece of golden rune paper appeared in his hand.

Seeing the golden rune paper, the poor girl's face changed.

"This rune paper is a talisman that can invite Guanyin Bodhisattva, and it is the last one in the pile of runes of poor monks.

The poor monk is used here today, please come to Guanyin Bodhisattva to witness, and ask the girl to kiss to show the sincerity of the poor monk. ”

Saying that Tang San's funeral was about to ignite the rune paper.

"Don't! Don't. ”

The girl called pity looked at Tang San's funeral point talisman for a moment, and directly waved her hand to stop it, without saying anything, "Don't order it, I promise you." ”