Chapter 24: I Said I Could Teleport, Would You Believe Me?

The Overworld, a spiral arm of the Milky Way in the middle of the endless starry sky, the inner third ring planet of the solar planetary system.

Earth, Yanshan City, Southwest China Province, Zhaojiazhuang, Zhao Lei's real world.

At the east end of the town, there is an old building next to the roadside, covering an area of about half an acre and a two-and-a-half-story system, which is Zhao Xiaoer's home.

From the outside, this building is a few years old.

The square shape, the red lacquer door, the six-format opening and closing wooden windows, everything looks regular and very old-fashioned.

The original pure white fine tiles on the exterior wall have faded and turned into bud yellow and beige white, and many places are still gray, and the overall color difference is very large, and from a distance, the whole building looks like a leprosy head as fancy and mottled.

Indeed, the 40-year-old building, as a housing building in a remote village, no one has the leisure time to give it frequent beauty, which inevitably seems unsightly.

I think that at the beginning, when Zhao Lei's grandfather was still alive, the old man was generous, and he built such a fashionable western-style building when he was old, which was the envy of others at that time.

Time has passed, and the once fashionable western-style building has long faded the halo of honor, and has unconsciously become a model of low-spiritedness.

Zhao Lei's room is located on the side of the balcony on the left side of the second floor, facing the sun and back, the view is good, and the indoor ventilation is also very good.

It's just that he has never been very diligent, although the bedroom is not messy like a garbage heap, but it is not neat, dirty clothes, smelly socks and the like are inevitably littered, so, since he became an adult, his parents rarely enter his kennel on weekdays.

'Whew'~

The originally calm air in the room suddenly flowed, and the sudden appearance of the 'object' instantly squeezed out of a humanoid hollow, blowing the paper towels on the ground everywhere.

"I'm wondering, why didn't I feel uncomfortable when I suddenly squeezed into a standard atmosphere pressure from the space-time channel?"

Zhao Lei had just crossed back, and what he was thinking about was such a 'deep' question.

"Host, instead of thinking about these messy issues, let's deal with the emergency first."

"What's the situation?"

Unexpectedly, as soon as he came back, he encountered an accident, which caught Zhao Lei off guard, and looked nervously left and right: "Where?" Where? ”

"At nine o'clock in front of you, there is an adult male who has discovered your secret and advises you to kill someone."

Zhao Lei turned his head to look...... His brother was holding a bloody mouth that could be stuffed into an ostrich egg, and he was looking at himself with starry eyes, and he didn't know that he was bleeding all over the place.

"Lie down! Brother, you are fierce, you can actually travel through time and space! Zhao Xin clapped his seat and stood up, so excited that he couldn't do it, "You actually hide such an important matter from me!" ”

He was really excited to pee, today my brother didn't know where to run, he was missing for most of the day, he didn't answer his phone, and he didn't reply to WeChat.

Before going to bed, my mother finally couldn't hold it anymore, worried that something would happen to Zhao Lei's classmates, and she had been making trouble for most of the night, but she could toss a family of three enough.

"It's good that I suddenly wanted to go in here and look for it again, and see if any clues were missed." Zhao Xin was proud in his heart, drooling and secretly thinking: "Hmph, I finally discovered the secret of this bastard." ”

"Drop, a second-level accident has occurred, warning, a second-level accident has occurred, the main world belongs to the anchor point of an important dimension of the system, and there is no room for error, it is strongly recommended that the host kill the pile of walking proteins in front of him!" The system chattered.

Zhao Lei rolled his eyes, "You die, this is my brother." ”

The system does not relent, "To reiterate, the main world belongs to the anchor of an important dimension of the system, once it is leaked, the consequences are unimaginable, and it is strongly recommended that the host bombard the humanoid creature named 'my brother' in front of him to the scum!" ”

“……,”

Zhao Lei didn't want to talk about the system's pretending to be crazy and stupid, and said weakly in his heart: "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, let me die." ”

He put down the box he was carrying, slowly pulling his hair, his mind was racing rapidly, and he was careful about the wording, planning to fool his brother first.

Zhao Xin, who was on the side, saw his brother's iconic action, his eyes gurgled, and he immediately jumped up, pointed at his brother, and roared in his mouth: "Oh~ You still want to fool me, tell you, there will be no way this time." ”

Zhao Lei slapped his hand and scolded in his heart, "I'm old, I have been fooling this kid all the year round, but I didn't expect to be recognized at the critical moment." ”

He was weak in his heart, but his face was the usual muddy, "If I say, your brother, I will teleport, do you believe it?" ”

"Whew!" Zhao Xin snorted, "You just pretend, I don't know you yet?" Growing up, he cheated me out of my pocket money, cheated me out of my New Year's money, and exchanged my muddy space shuttle for my Transformers toys...... Tell me for yourself, when did you fool me that it wasn't this expression? ”

"I ......"

"Say no more, you hypocritical traverser!"

"Uh......, how do you know everything?"

"Aha, I guess, isn't that what the book says?"

Can this fool you? Zhao Lei was speechless, grabbed the roll paper in his hand and hit it hard, and scolded in his mouth: "I told you to read online novels all day long!" ”

……

……

Ten minutes later, the two brothers had almost finished talking.

At this time, Zhao Lei had the opportunity to put aside his brother who had been holding on to him, and drank a glass of water fiercely.

I had been explaining to Zhao Xin for most of the day just now, but I was dying of thirst.

"In other words, you can really travel through the world of movies?" Although Zhao Xin let go of his brother, it was obvious that his excitement had not passed, and he asked step by step.

"Yes, yes, that's right...... Satisfied, right? You give me a dead death, stay away from me. ”

"Is Selena pretty?"

"Huh?" Zhao Lei was stunned, and saw that a bunch of red hearts appeared in his brother's eyes, so he reacted, smiled coldly, and roared: "Get out~!! She's your sister-in-law! ”

"Isn't it? You're so fast? ”

Zhao Laosan was very disappointed, "Okay, okay, then I'll retreat and remember to help me get Scarlett next time." Johnson will do, either version. ”

"Get out~, they are all your future sisters-in-law, at most Julia Roberts."

"You're not, aren't you? Is there a brother like you? I don't like it if my mouth is too big, I don't care, I have to Scarlett Johansson. ”

"Okay, next time I'll throw you into "Super Body", let you soak her yourself, you can soak it as you can."

"Huh? That world is terrifying, can't you change it...... If it really doesn't work, the fairy sister Liu Yifei can also do it, and the version to youth is good. ”

"Get out!!"

……

The two brothers bargained, but no one mentioned issues such as using the crossing to get rich, confidentiality agreements and the like, and they didn't even mention it, so that they couldn't hold each other on the heroines.

"Nonsense, as long as the IQ is not negative, who can not know that this kind of secret can be called life and death?"

Zhao Lei said it, in fact, he showed an attitude, 'Brother, I even showed you the underwear, what should you do by yourself.' ’

And his younger brother's unceremonious request on the surface actually shows an attitude: "We are one world, two brothers, you know this kind of thing, and God doesn't know it." ”

As for the fact that there is no mention of the relationship of interest in the interior, this is even simpler.

"Now that we can travel through the infinite world, who cares about a few tons of diamonds or something? None of this is a problem at all. ”

Putting those two issues aside, the two brothers were conflicted over the issue of solving their lower body.

All this is Zhao Xiaoer's sin, who called him his own brother's idol since he was a child, and forcibly distorted an originally honest and honest Zhao Laosan into a template similar to his own, so that even the aesthetics are almost the same.