Crunch......

The door opened, Zhang Lan came in with red eyes, and saw that the two sons were 'arguing fiercely', her expression was suddenly stunned, and after reacting, she was so angry that the Seven Buddhas ascended to heaven, and picked up the broom by the door to knock on Zhao Lei.

Syllable!

"You little bastard! Keeping you away from home all day. ”

Smack

"Don't call you back!"

cracking sound

"So that you don't let people worry all day! I'll kill you! ”

Zhao Lei originally stood in place and took a hard beating, he wanted to rely on the thick skin and thick flesh to let his mother beat out his anger, anyway, it didn't hurt or itch.

However, he quickly realized that it was too abnormal for him to do this, so he hurriedly hugged his head and ran around the house by his mother, and he was so nervous that he forgot what to say in advance.

Zhao Laosan actually said cool words on the side: "Beat, mom, you beat him hard, and make his ass bloom." ”

I'll go, Zhao Xiaoer was angry in his heart, and threatened with his eyes: Okay, you Zhao Sanjin, now you don't even have that big-mouthed girl from Julia Roberts, it's gone!

Regarding the threat of his own brother, Zhao Xin was unaware of it, and continued to cheer for his mother: "An unfilial son like this, beating him to death, actually turned off the phone and WeChat in order to propose to a foreign girl, which made our mother worry for most of the night, why don't you die outside." ”

Well?

"Huh?"

The broom that Zhang Lan was holding suddenly couldn't fall, she seemed to have heard something like "proposing to a foreign girl" just now?

With a click, the old lady threw the broom, took her eldest son's hand and asked, "Second, tell my mother quickly, when did you meet a foreign woman?" It's all about marriage, why doesn't my mother know? ”

Seeing their mother's expression, the two brothers glanced at each other and suddenly had a tacit understanding.

Zhao Laosan twitched his eyebrows, and the meaning in his eyes was clear: 'This trick works, right?' As long as I talk to you about marriage, I will keep it and eat our mother. ’

Zhao Lei returned a 'knowing' expression, turned his head, immediately piled his face into a chrysanthemum, and said to Grandma: "Mom, isn't it that I wasn't sure at the beginning, in case I said it, and it didn't work out in the end, it didn't make you worry about it in vain." ”

"You didn't lie to me?"

Zhang Lan was pleasantly surprised, for the marriage of her eldest son, she was worried.

You see that there are people who are running for 30, hanging all day long, not at home when they see the sky, and there is no certainty in their hearts, they change jobs at two ends in three days, and they have not saved a few dollars in their pockets until now.

Forget it, won't the money of the two of you be returned to the children in the future? Actually, I really didn't expect the boss...... How much money can Xiao Er make, but no matter how you say it, at least you should take it in your heart, you are in your 60s, and you have long been looking forward to your daughter-in-law and grandson, and your hair is gray.

The old lady thought about it, her eyes began to slowly turn red again, wiped her tears, and murmured, "Alas, it would be nice if your eldest brother was still here...... ”

The Zhao brothers looked at it, and they were embarrassed, and their mother remembered their eldest brother who had never met before, the name of the boss of the Zhao family, who had disappeared since childhood, as soon as it appeared, it would immediately be a red alert.

"Mom, my brother is in love, why are you crying? Don't like foreign girls to be daughters-in-law? ”

Zhao Laosan's words are very inadequate, as the so-called dead friends do not die and poor people, and the one who throws the pot is called a slippery.

Hmph, who called Zhao Xiaoer was just arrested, who is not going to cheat him?

Zhang Lan took a sip, "Pure nonsense, how can you call a foreign girl?" That's your future sister-in-law, you have to call it a foreigner. ”

"Yes, yes, foreigner." Zhao Laosan continued to fan the flames on the side, "If you don't like foreigners, tell my brother to divide it quickly." ”

"Bah, baba, childish words, the wind blows away the ......," Zhang Lan glared at her youngest son and reprimanded fiercely: "You are not big or small like this, be careful that I ask your old man to clean you up." ”

"Okay, I'm 'Tong Yan', you don't care about the villain, spare me. Na, Zhao Xiaoer snickered next to him, he is the main one. ”

Lying down, I'm pretending to be deaf and dumb on the side as a humanoid target, am I easy? Throw the pot on my side!

Zhao Lei's heart was angry, but he had to cooperate and said: "Mom, I didn't expect to stay for most of the day in one stay, so I will worry about you, I will pay attention next time." ”

Hearing that her son was so determined, Zhang Lan suddenly really believed it, and asked, "You really didn't lie to me?" Well, I don't ask you how you met, it's just that you call that girl over tomorrow for me to see, don't worry, no matter what she looks like, Mom agrees...... As long as you don't find someone with a crooked nose and squinted eyes. ”

After speaking, the old mother stared at her son nervously, she was very tolerant on the surface, but in fact she was very conflicted in her heart, hoping that her son could find a partner as soon as possible and give birth to a baby grandson as soon as possible, but also afraid that he would find a really unseemly ...... My precious child, why should I give in?

"Uh-huh, this ......"

"What is this, hurry up and tell our mother, what is my future sister-in-law's name and what does she look like?"

Zhao Laosan is a professional pit teammate tonight, probably to avenge his brother's concealment of his identity as a 'traverser', I hope he doesn't get rid of it.

"Yes, yes, tell my mother, what's the girl's name? Isn't it pretty? Not high ......"

Zhao Lei raised his hand in surrender, begging for mercy in his mouth, "Okay, okay, spare me, I've recruited everything." ”

He first smiled at his brother, and then reluctantly said to his mother: "What about my girlfriend, I didn't blow it myself, it's quite beautiful." What kind of knife chisel and axe, hanging nose and willow eyebrows, etc., is talking about her; She is quite tall, two centimeters taller than me, and her personality is also very good, but she still can't speak Chinese. ”

Zhao Lei wanted Selena to make a good impression in his mother's heart, and praised his girlfriend, but he didn't expect it to be unsatisfactory.

I saw that the old lady looked frightened, "This is too scary, son, you still don't want this girlfriend, mom doesn't want this daughter-in-law here." ”

"Huh?" Zhao Xin was stunned.

Zhao Lei is the same, "Huh? Why? "Didn't you say yes, what kind of people agree?

"What do you think, if a woman looks like a man, doesn't marrying this kind of person make the old Zhao family a joke?"

"What the hell is this, I didn't say she looks like a man?"

"Why not, didn't you say that it looks like a knife and an axe? You can't want this kind of square-faced woman, let alone that she's still tall...... No, no, I strongly disagree. ”

"Poof!" Zhao Laosan smiled and urinated, but he didn't expect it to be like this.

Zhao Lei was full of black lines in his head and explained: "My mother, it's all my fault, the adjective just now was not used well, I mainly want to say that she looks very drifting...... I don't blame me for this, I'm like this now, mainly because when I was in school, the physical education teacher often came to the class, and my language was crooked. ”

"Woo......" Mrs. Zhang breathed a sigh of relief and blamed angrily: "You said that you kid, you almost misunderstood me." Tell me, what's her name? Which country? ”

"Oh. Her name is Sally, Slovak, 7 years ...... year 27 years old, 'just right' to be your daughter-in-law. ”

Zhao Lei smiled, wiped a sweat in his heart, and almost said the woman's actual age.

"Brother, you're not honest, people are obviously called Selina, when did you change your name to Sally?" Zhao Sanjin shouted strangely on the side.

"You're going to die, is it your girlfriend or my girlfriend? Go and go. ”

……

The reason why Zhao Lei insisted on calling his girlfriend's nickname as his full name was mainly to be more secure, in case she was really summoned to the real world one day, so as to prevent being recognized.

After all, Selena's Hollywood actor is quite famous.

You can look very similar to her, because it's normal to bump your face in this world, but if even the name is exactly the same as the role that someone else has played, it is easy to be strongly noticed, and it will be too unjust if you expose your stuff because of this.

Well? Is it useful to call Sally?

Hehe, of course it works, we Chinese people don't often come into contact with foreigners, and we are not very familiar with other people's nickname rules, at least, Zhao Lei's mother will not associate the name Sully with Selena.